"I've seen ignorant people before, but I've never seen someone as ignorant as you!" The green-robed old man was so angry that he almost went crazy. "The Ghost Raising Jar itself is not a powerful magic treasure. I am the powerful one. Do you know how many things I have seen and learned in these tens of thousands of years? As early as 20,000 years ago, I was already a treasure that many people wanted to snatch. You, you, you …"
"Wait, green haired old man, what did you say? Tens of thousands of years? "
"That's right. It's been tens of thousands of years since the first master refined me. Do you know how powerful I am now?"
"Really?" Weisuo pointed at the paintings of beautiful women hanging by the bed. "Green haired old man, tell me quickly. Were the beauties from tens of thousands of years ago as beautiful as this one? What was the Dual Cultivation Technique like back then? "
"Are you an idiot?!" Old Man In Green Clothes finally went crazy. "Do you know what's the most important thing in the world of cultivation? It's experience! I've been through so many masters. How much experience do I have? You … you … "
"That's right!" Weisuo's eyes suddenly shone with a golden light. "Green haired old man, you must know a lot of techniques. Tell me a few of them. I don't need those that are too powerful. I don't think I can learn them anyway. Just a little bit more powerful than the Heavenly Dao Sect's True Explanation of the Heavenly Dao will be enough."
"This …" Old Man In Green Clothes was stunned. "I don't know any techniques for cultivation." "I can't cultivate these things, and I can't see how he cultivates from the outside. How can I know how he cultivates?"
"You don't even know the techniques for cultivation, and you still have the nerve to say that experience is the most important thing in the world of cultivation?"
"I know a lot of techniques for refining pills, talismans, and artifacts!" Old Man In Green Clothes was about to cry.
"Really?" Weisuo's eyes lit up again. Alchemy and blacksmithing were secrets of the big sects. There were only a few alchemists and blacksmiths in the entire Lingyue City. If this Old Man In Green Clothes really knew a lot of Pill Recipes and Tool Refining Recipes, then this time he would really hit the jackpot.
"Just give me a prescription. Let me see if you're really that sharp." Weisuo, who had been cheated of 13 low-grade spirit stones by Brother Bumpkin, was so poor that he even wanted to sell his underwear.
When I give you a prescription, you'll have to beg me obediently and drink whatever I want. Old Man In Green Clothes gritted his teeth and thought about it. He felt that with the intelligence of the person in front of him, he wouldn't be able to understand anything that was too complicated and profound. Therefore, Old Man In Green Clothes found the simplest prescription in his mind. "Qi Recovery Powder, Little Dew Grass, Three Night Flower, and Fire Chrysanthemum Root. Three, three, three, four. With this ratio, it's easy to make."
"Old Man In Green Hair, how long have you been in this broken jar?"
"What? Ever since this Ghost Raising Jar was broken by my opponent in the hands of my 56th master, I haven't come out. If it weren't for you breaking the sealing rune and the array that provides me with spiritual energy, I wouldn't have come out today. " Let me think … it's been at least ten or twenty thousand years? "
"Sorry, if I remember correctly, Three Night Flower went extinct three thousand years ago." Weisuo said expressionlessly.
"You don't? Then I'll change to another one. Level 1 Fireball Rune. Silver Candle Grass and Fire Tail Flower. Make the rune paper with Fire Scorpion's blood. The rune is like this … "
"As for the rune, I don't think it's necessary." Weisuo started to unbuckle his belt.
"What are you doing?" The green-robed old man was shocked, "Could it be that these things are also extinct?"
"Old Man In Green Hair, are you trying to trick the Fire Scorpion's blood? You think you can recover after drinking it? Then you can deal with me? Do you think I'm an idiot? If you want to trick me, can't you come up with something more believable? "
"What are you talking about? Although Silver Candle Grass is rare, this rune is definitely not a problem. When my master was making this rune, he found out that the Fire Scorpion's blood can nourish me. "
"Pretend, pretend to be dead." Wei Suo sneered as he looked at the green-robed old man. "Please turn your face away."
Old Man In Green Clothes was confused. "Turn my face away?"
"Yes. I just peed all over the place, and you are too ugly. I can't even pee when I look at your face."
"… …" If he could hang himself, Old Man In Green Clothes would have done so. "What do you mean? Even if you want to pee on me, can you let me be peed on? "
"Fine. I will let you be peed on." Weisuo looked at Old Man In Green Clothes as if he is an idiot. He pushed open the window.
After the heavy rain, the air outside is fresh. A few stray cats ran across the roofs, and there are many silver weeds swaying in the wind.
"You said Silver Candle Grass is rare?" Weisuo moved a stool and looked at Old Man In Green Clothes. "Old Man In Green Clothes, your acting is not bad. Did you learn how to trick that country bumpkin today?"
"No?" Old Man In Green Clothes opened his mouth wide enough to fit an egg. The weeds growing in the cracks of the roofs and the stalks are as long as sticks. Isn't that the real Silver Candle Grass?
"Old Man, other than the Fire Scorpion, which is slightly difficult to make, the other two are everywhere. If I can make a Fire Talisman with these three things, then I can make a hen out of a duck egg. Just turn your face away from me. "
"I understand now! Wahahahaha! "
The green-robed old man was stunned for a while. Suddenly, he burst into ecstatic laughter.
"Did I pee on you until your head got wet?" Weisuo was dumbfounded.
"I can't help but be sharp!" Old Man In Green Clothes straightened his chest. "I understand now. The Three Night Flower went extinct 3,000 years ago, and the Silver Candle Grass was rare 10,000 years ago. But now, there are many of them. It is because too much time has passed, and everything is different! Are there any Iron Thread Grass left? Are there any Colored Glass Fruits? Are there many? Are there any Fire Earthworms? Are there many? "
"Many! Idiot! "Weisuo rolled his eyes.
"You still don't understand. Are the cultivation techniques from tens of thousands of years ago the same as the cultivation techniques now? They are different. " The green-robed old man did not go crazy. Instead, he said hurriedly, "The world has changed. The cultivation techniques and elixir recipes of the cultivation world have undergone countless evolutions over the past tens of thousands of years. Tens of thousands of years ago, cultivators still relied on Heaven Earth Spirit Veins to cultivate. Later, cultivators mostly relied on Spirit Herbs and Demon Cores to cultivate. This pill recipe that I obtained from a small sect at that time was not of much use at all because the Silver Candle Flower and Firetail Flower were very rare at that time. But now, these two things are growing everywhere. "
"Old Man In Green Hair, you still want to pretend? You mean to say that your talisman recipe is real? "
"Of course it's real. It can be said that in the unseen world, my lowest grade Dharma treasure, a useless item, is a coincidence! Ushering in the most glorious era, I will definitely leave my name in history and become a legend in the cultivation world! F * ck! You! " Old Man In Green Clothes raised his hands to the sky. He was incomparably agitated and heroic. But before he could finish speaking, he peed all over his head.
"I really can't take it anymore." Weisuo shook his head and said as he fastened his belt.
"Big Brother, what do I have to do for you to believe me?" Old Man In Green Clothes was completely speechless. "The talisman recipe I said is real. If you don't believe me, you can try it. If what I said is fake, you can throw me into a cesspool for 10,000 years."
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