The concubines in the harem all perked up their ears and waited for the news. They had to make sure that the Emperor was sleeping in Bi Xiao Palace and that Consort Xian was sleeping alone before they could sleep peacefully.
"Reporting to niangniang, the Emperor did go to Bi Xiao Palace." The eunuch who went to investigate came back to report.
"What about Consort Xian? Did she go back to the North Pole Palace alone? "The person who heard the news covered her mouth and chuckled.
"The Emperor went to Bi Xiao Palace … … he took Consort Xian with him." The eunuch braced himself and said.
De Zhaoyi knocked over the cup in her hand, Shu Zhaoyi tore the handkerchief in her sleeve, and Zhang Zhaoyi who was being supported back also twisted her other leg.
"Investigate again!" Everyone gritted their teeth.
The Emperor went to visit beauties, why did he take Consort Xian with him? It must be that Consort Xian was unwilling and followed him. Hmph, she would return to the North Pole Palace in a daze in a while.
"Back, back … …" The eunuch ran until he was out of breath.
"Consort Xian went back to the North Pole Palace?" The person who heard the news brightened.
The eunuch nodded, "The Emperor and Consort Xian went back to the North Pole Palace together."
"… …" The Emperor's so-called going to Bi Xiao Palace to see beauties was taking Consort Xian for a stroll.
De Zhaoyi didn't knock over the utensils, Shu Zhaoyi didn't tear the handkerchief, and Zhang Zhaoyi didn't have a third leg to twist. Everyone's eyes rolled back and they fainted.
Great joy and great sorrow, the fire of anxiety attacked the heart.
The taiyi stroked his beard and prescribed the same medicine for the concubines. The weather was cold, but they could still get heaty. It must be because the charcoal fire in the palace was too strong. He suggested that the Empress Dowager appropriately reduce the amount of charcoal the concubines ate every day.
Returning to the North Pole Palace, the Emperor held a bowl of hot seafood noodles. As he ate, he urged Su Yu to look at the recipe.
Su Yu helplessly flipped open 《Su's Cookbook》 page by page. From beginning to end, there was no way to eat the food of the merfolk.
His Majesty chewed on a prawn and said unhappily, "Your cookbook is incomplete. Get me another one."
"Emperor … …" Su Yu sighed. He took the empty bowl from the Emperor's hands and handed it to Wang Gonggong. He used a cloth to wipe the cat uncle's hands, "Sharkmen have already gained intelligence and are no different from normal people. This … … can't be eaten."
"No matter how smart a fish is, it's still a fish." His Majesty disagreed. "In ancient times, which ferocious beast didn't have intelligence? Didn't our ancestors still eat them?"
"How can the Savage Era be the same as now?" Su Yu scratched his head. Why did he feel like he couldn't explain it clearly to the Emperor?
"Of course it's the same. This Emperor is still eating Vicious Beasts!" An Hong-chul pointed to the desserts made with Heluo Fish on the table. "If my An family doesn't eat ferocious beasts, the world will be in chaos."
Su Yu rubbed her shoulders weakly. Why was it so hard to reason with a cat?
The Emperor picked up the listless Su Yu and threw him onto the dragon bed. Then he jumped up and pounced on him, hugging and rubbing, "Tomorrow, go look for it on the third floor of Anguo Tower. Maybe it's on the other recipes."
Su Yu's lips twitched, "Emperor, that sharkman only has a fishtail on her lower body. If you want to eat her, what about her upper body?" As he said this, he felt it was very cruel. He couldn't imagine himself sharpening his knife to kill a delicate beauty, chopping her in two, throwing one away, and making soup with the other … …
Frightened by the scene he imagined, Su Yu couldn't help but tremble.
"Cold?" The Emperor who was playing with tassels on Su Yu's chest looked up at him. Without waiting for an answer, he took off his outer robe and crawled under the blankets, pulling the other into his arms.
"Emperor, that sharkman is a person no matter how you look at her, and she's a weak woman. I can't do it … …" Su Yu decided to give up on trying to persuade the Emperor.
"En?" An Hong-chul frowned. Only now did he remember what the upper body of the big fish looked like. His face instantly darkened and he grabbed Su Yu's chin, "What, are you taking pity on her?" That damned stupid slave, he actually dared to pay attention to other women! Thinking about how Su Yu had said many good things about the sharkman after they left Bi Xiao Palace, the Emperor instantly exploded with anger.
"No, it's not," Su Yu swallowed. His intuition told him that it was very dangerous right now, but he didn't know what sentence he said that angered the cat, "She looks like a person, I feel … … ugh … …"
Before he could finish, Su Yu's inner robe was torn apart by the cat's claws.
"Humph, you dare to mention other women in front of zhen. Tonight, I'll have to talk to you about the family rules!" The Emperor pressed down on the white fish and flipped it over, biting the back of his neck.
The pitiful fish that was pressed under the cat's claws could only struggle a few times before it was eaten into the Emperor's stomach.
As the cat exerted force, it calculated how many sentences this stupid slave had said on behalf of the sharkman tonight. Every time he said a few sentences, it would punish him a few times. Humph!
Thus, in the long night of winter snow, the North Pole Palace was overflowing with spring.
"Your Majesty, this subject only said two sentences in total. Twice is already … … ugh, it's already enough … …" The end of the sentence was accompanied by a cry of surprise.
"Nonsense, you said a total of three sentences. This is deceiving the Emperor, you'll be punished once more!"
"Hey!"
Due to the tyrant's terrible family rules punishment, Consort Su couldn't get up from the dragon bed the next day. The Emperor wasn't angry that he didn't eat breakfast. He held the sleeping fish and licked it, then happily went to bed.
It started snowing in the middle of the night, but it stopped in the morning.
Because no one lived in Bi Xiao Palace, a thin layer of snow had accumulated on the road. Now, there was a string of plum blossom paw prints on the road. At the end of the paw prints were two big tabby cats and a small fat cat. On the big tabby cat, there was a small furball wearing a vest.
"This is the Mermaid Su?" The small fat cat sat on the edge of the pool, curiously looking at the mermaid in the corner of the pool. "Why don't you have gills?"
"Meow-" The small cat wearing a vest on the big cat's back wanted to go forward.
Prince Su jumped on the edge of the pool, walking on the narrow stone edge as if it was flat ground. He walked to the side of the mermaid. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince excitedly called out twice and stretched out his small paw to hook the long blue hair.
"Ah!" The mermaid hurriedly dodged, shivering in fear. She could feel the unusual aura of these cats. It was a dangerous aura that only ancient fierce beasts had, making her instinctively feel afraid.
Because the mermaid dodged in panic, the water in the pool was thrown out. The big cat quickly jumped away with the small cat on its back, shaking its wet paw.
The mermaid hid on the other side of the pool, staring at the big and small cats vigilantly.
"Look at you, so ugly, you scared people!" The meowing of a cat came to her ears. The mermaid turned around stiffly and saw a black and yellow cat's face. The cat was baring its teeth at her, as if it wanted to make a smiling gesture. "Beauty, don't be afraid!"
"Ah!" The mermaid was so scared that she dove into the water.
Splash, the huge fishtail rose and fell, creating a huge splash, drenching His Royal Highness King Ling.
"Achoo!" The big black and yellow cat quickly shook the water off its body.
"Oh, Your Highness, hurry up!" Wang Gonggong, who happened to accompany the Emperor, quickly took out a cloth and wrapped the big wet cat.
His Majesty the Emperor narrowed his eyes and looked at the mermaid hiding in the water. His killing intent suddenly rose.
Therefore, when Su Yu woke up and came to call the Emperor back for dinner, he saw a group of cats squatting on the soft couch that Wang Gonggong had made. They were roasting the charcoal fire while staring at the pool.
"Such a big fish, it should be enough to eat for a few days, right?" His Royal Highness King Ling, who had dried his fur, swallowed his saliva.
Prince Su put down the kitten on his back, held it in his arms, and licked its head. "Unfortunately, we can only eat half of it."
"Sister-in-law!" His Royal Highness King Zhao saw Su Yu.
Although Su Yu didn't understand, he understood that Prince Zhao was greeting him. He went up and touched the little fat cat's head, then picked up the golden kitten that was staring at the fish. "It's time to go back and eat."
The cat in his arms stretched its neck and asked for a kiss. "Did you find the recipe?"
"I just woke up and didn't have time to look for the recipe." Su Yu looked at the shivering mermaid in the water and coughed dryly. How did he scare the girl to this extent?
"Don't, don't eat me …" The mermaid finally saw someone who could talk, and she trembled as she floated up. "I've seen a cat that looks like him. It's pure gold …"
Hearing this, all the cats widened their eyes and looked at the mermaid in unison.
The mermaid was so scared that she almost fainted.
The kitten in Su Yu's arms jumped to the ground and instantly turned into a handsome emperor. He said in a cold voice, "Tell me clearly, where did you see it? Is it really gold? "
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