"Please speak, this one is listening attentively."
"Speaking of which, that Evil Monarch is a rare genius that only appears once every ten thousand years in our Xuan Xuan Continent. He is truly a peerless genius. Furthermore, he is extremely scheming, shrewd, and valiant …" Brother Lu opened his mouth wide and slapped the table ferociously. As he listened, Jun Moxie's face lit up with delight, and all the pores on his body felt comfortable …
How comfortable ah! Although what he said was the truth, it was still a little overboard, and his choice of words was also a little inappropriate. What did he mean by being shrewd? This Young Master is still in his youth, in the prime of his youth, how could he be 'old' …
"… Speaking of which, this Evil Monarch's most profound point is still his martial cultivation. Actually, he was already invincible in the world many years ago. But in order to nurture his own strength, he endured for another 500 years. A full 500 years ah … Hur hur, let's not talk about other things, just this steadiness of the Evil Monarch is truly astonishing! Not flying for a thousand years, soaring into the heavens with a single leap; not crying for a thousand years, shocking the world with a single cry! Finally, in his first battle, he managed to defeat the three Holy Lands … "
"Wait a moment … Brother Lu, you just said that … this Evil Monarch was already invincible in the world, but he lived in seclusion for 500 years?" Jun Moxie's eyes widened. F * ck! When did this daddy live in seclusion for 500 years? Why didn't I know? Invincible in the world a long time ago? If I really had that ability, would I need to run away?
"This is the work of an expert, unfathomable and unfathomable! This matter is definitely irrefutable, and there is no falsehood! I can use my life to guarantee it! The Evil Monarch is truly brilliant, and is definitely the number one expert in the world! "That Brother Lu raised his head and patted his chest, making a solemn vow.
Jun Moxie's mouth twitched. Could it be that this person was not talking about that 'Evil Monarch' of mine? It's someone else? Finally, he forced a smile and said with much difficulty, "Then please continue."
"Hehe, many people are saying that the Evil Monarch is that Third Young Master Jun Moxie of the Jun Family in Tian Xiang City! Ha! Ha! Ha! " Brother Lu issued a sonorous and forceful laughter as he expressed his disagreement with this news, "This statement is simply absurd. Jun Moxie had wreaked havoc in the Tian Xiang City in the past, and could be considered as a character. But … if you compare this Young Master of the Mortal World with the Evil Lord, then he is still lacking by several streets!"
"That's not right. If it's just a difference of a few streets, it would still be blasphemy against the venerable Evil Lord. The difference between the two of them is simply like the difference between the heavens and the earth. There's no way to compare at all. There's no way to compare!" After making such an evaluation, Brother Lu suddenly felt that he was still a bit too arrogant about Jun Moxie. He added, "Who does Jun Moxie think he is? He was just a young master with some talent. How could he compare to the Evil Lord's family? He wasn't even fit to carry her shoes! Comparing the two of them was simply the greatest insult to the Evil Monarch! I won't tolerate it no matter what! "
Jun Mo Xie was left speechless, and black lines appeared on his forehead. This person was praising him, but was also scolding him at the same time … how should he deal with this?
"The Evil Monarch has the demeanor of a sage, is three zhang tall, has a broad waist, and is kind and amiable. His face is like a full moon, and he has sharp fangs …" Brother Lu's saliva flew everywhere.
"Er … please enjoy your meal. This little brother suddenly feels some pain in his stomach. I need to go relieve myself …" Jun Moxie clutched his stomach, feeling as though he was about to suffer internal injuries. This kind of situation was even scarier than going berserk …
Even when this daddy faced all the experts of the three Holy Lands, I had never suffered any internal injuries before ah! But today, with just a few words from this fellow, I almost transmigrated back again … this is truly amazing ah!
Casually throwing down a silver ingot, Jun Dashao clutched his stomach and fled pathetically. He didn't even bother to eat and directly ran downstairs. This kind of information was simply too exciting!
But that Brother Lu was still shouting from behind. "Oi, Young Master, I'm not done yet … I know the inside story of this matter the best. There's also some exclusive information about the Evil Lord. You'll definitely be interested …"
"Interested your granny's thigh!" Jun Moxie cursed in his heart and disappeared with a whoosh. Only that Brother Lu was left holding the silver ingot on the table with a silly smile. I'm rich! It's actually such a big ingot of silver, hahaha …
Jun Dashao, who had heard some interesting information but did not fill his stomach, was naturally not satisfied. Immediately, he found another luxurious restaurant and walked up. But he discovered that this place was similar to the other one. Almost everyone was talking loudly, claiming to know many 'inside stories'. This time, Jun Moxie had learned his lesson and did not continue to try to get more information. Instead, he randomly found a table and ordered some food and wine to eat heartily. Right now, the most important thing was to appease his stomach. Thus, he could only perk up his ears and listen quietly.
Halfway through his meal, he suddenly heard the sound of the stairs. An old man walked up with a huqin in his hands. He played it twice before stopping and making a bow. In a hoarse voice, he said, "As the saying goes, rely on your parents at home, rely on your friends when you go out. This old man makes a living by telling stories. Since I've come here, I hope that everyone can support me with money. If you don't have money, please support me as well … Today, I'm talking about 'The Evil Monarch's thunderous rage, the three Holy Lands fall!'"
Someone called out. "Old man, we already know about this matter, and we can recite it already. Why don't you change to something new?" Another person called out. "There's no harm in listening to it again. Every time I listen to it, my blood will boil even more. It's quite enjoyable. Hurry up and speak."
That old man laughed proudly and said, "Everyone, you might not know this, but what this old man is talking about today is the absolute inside story of this matter. There are no omissions! Everyone, please be patient … "As he said this, he played the huqin twice before he continued to speak.
Jun Moxie's blood was boiling as he listened by the side. The story of this Evil Monarch, when told from the mouth of such a professional, was truly a soul-stirring story. The twists and turns were inconceivable, and the battles were thrilling and dangerous. As for the grudges and gratitude, it was even more unraveled bit by bit …
As Jun Moxie listened, he couldn't help but fall into a daze. The Evil Monarch that this old man was talking about was truly a good man, a great man! To think that he was so transcendent, so heroic! He was truly an idol of the masses …
This fellow seemed to be too engrossed in the story, and had clearly forgotten that he was the main character in the story. He was completely immersed in it. Actually, this really could not be blamed on Jun Dashao. It was truly … the things that the Evil Monarch had done, no matter which one it was, were all extremely foreign to Jun Moxie … It was as if he was listening to a completely unrelated story, but it was narrated with such passion, how could he not be engrossed in it? From start to end, only a few key words were used. The rest of the plot was not done by our Jun Dashao himself!
Not only Jun Dashao, everyone present was also completely engrossed in the story. Right at this moment … When the Evil Monarch heard about this matter, he flew into a rage! With a wave of his hand, he punched a huge hole in the sky and roared, "The three Holy Lands have gone too far! I, the Evil Monarch, swear that I will not let this matter rest!" Thus, he gave the order for all the experts under him to gather. Thus, one dragon, two phoenixes, three tigers, four leopards, five bears, six lions, seven wolves, eight cranes, and nine demon monarchs led the 36 Heavenly Dippers, 72 Earthly Fiends, 108 Wolf Smoke Troops, and 365 Supreme experts to gather in a single breath. They immediately set off, issuing a letter of challenge to the three Holy Lands! The situation was extremely tense, and it could erupt at any moment. The entire world was in a state of despair, and the sun and moon lost their light!
"… After the three Holy Lands received the challenge, they were not to be outdone. Thus, they wrote a reply: If you want to fight, we'll fight! Thus, both sides agreed that on the third day of the third month of the year XX, the victor would be decided in thirty-three battles! On the day of the decisive battle, wind and thunder rumbled! Blood formed rivers, and corpses piled up like mountains! There was a poem that said: The Evil Monarch's rage soared to the heavens, how could the three Holy Lands be willing? Thirty-three battles shook the heavens and earth, and even now, the wind is still cold! Please listen to the next chapter … "
The sound of the huqin rang out. Then, this old man took out a plate and walked in front of everyone, bowing and asking for the fee to tell the story …
Everyone listened with rapt attention. Seeing that he actually stopped at such a critical juncture, everyone felt an unbearable itch in their hearts. They casually threw out a few copper coins and urged him. "Continue, you old fart, why did you stop at a time like this? Hurry up and continue, hurry up and tell us. "
That old man's face was full of smiles, and he kept nodding and bowing. "Life is indeed difficult … cough cough, if it's difficult to refuse everyone's great kindness today … then this old man will make an exception and tell a little more …"
Before he finished, there was already a large ingot of silver on the plate. It was a full ten taels. A burly man in embroidered robes raised his chin and said, "Hurry up and tell us. If it's a good story, this old man will reward you handsomely!"
That old man was overjoyed, and he thanked them profusely. After turning one round, he played the huqin and said, "The last time we talked about …"
Jun Dashao finally broke down completely …
Because the content of the story this time, which was also the 'absolute inside story', was that the Evil Monarch's lover had been forced to marry him. She had fled for thousands of miles, but her entire family had been captured. It was said that one of the big bosses of the three Holy Lands had fallen madly in love with the Evil Monarch's lover, and would not give up unless he could obtain her. Thus, the Evil Monarch had flown into a rage for the sake of the lover …
So it was actually a love dispute …
Jun Moxie could not help but recall the time when Chu Qihun's name had risen to fame. According to the rumors of the pugilistic world, it was also the big boss of the three Holy Lands who had snatched Chu Qihun's wife. That was why Chu Qihun had taken such a cruel revenge and merciless assassination!
F * ck, can't you change the plot?
Besides … Wu Shan Yun, that old fellow who had lived for over 3,000 years … just how many people's wives had he snatched over all these years … he should have long since given up on such thoughts, right? It's already been 3,000 years, and he's still enjoying it? Can that thing of his still stand up? After all, it's an old object from 3,000 years ago … it can even be sold as an antique …
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