< Today's second night watch! >
As Jun Moxie swayed his waist, he waved his hand to call the waiter over, and ordered a large table of dishes and wine. He didn't pay attention to the price of the dishes at all, and directly ordered a large table of dishes. The waiter happily brought up a pot of fragrant tea, and then ordered the kitchen to prepare quickly.
The handsome young master in front of him looked like a rich man at first glance. This meal could be a big profit. But he didn't know that the young master in front of him was indeed a big old man with no money. He ordered a dish but didn't pay, and he also didn't pay when he ordered a large table of dishes!
"What's your name?" The black-clothed man opposite him looked at Jun Moxie, and his eyes were still stiff, without the slightest fluctuation. Jun Moxie found that this guy could actually cultivate to the point that even the look in his eyes could change at any time, and it could be fixed at a strange level!
"Do you have to ask for my name? A name is just a mark. Why bother? "Jun Moxie looked at him helplessly," Isn't it good to have a drink? After drinking, you go your way, and I go mine. Isn't that good? "
"Nonsense! You used your divine sense to probe, followed behind me, and chased after me like a annoying fly. Don't tell me that you just want to have a drink with me? Do you think I'm stupid? "The black-clothed man scolded coldly," Don't play games with me. What's your purpose? Just say it! "
"Fine, fine, fine. I'll tell the truth. Why do you have to be so ostentatious and fierce?" Jun Moxie smiled in a seemingly sincere and gentle manner, and made a gesture of confiding in him. The expression on his face became extremely serious.
Although the black-clothed man was indifferent, he couldn't help but be interested. Lengleng asked, "What's the reason?"
Jun Moxie said from the bottom of his heart, "Actually, the real reason is this: When I first saw you, I found that you were like a firefly in the dark, emitting a dazzling light that even the polar night couldn't cover. Although the world is vast and the affairs of the world are like tides, an outstanding man like you, no matter where you go, will always stand out and stand out. It really makes me admire you very much … Your heroic appearance makes me feel a strong sense of dizziness. It makes me feel that if I can't treat you to a drink, it is simply a heinous sin. Even if I go through three lifetimes of deep regret, it can't make up for the intense and painful regret in my heart. So although I don't have money, I still resolutely want to treat you to a drink …"
"Stop!" The indifferent expression on the black-clothed man's face finally changed, and the aloof expression in his eyes finally changed. He raised his head and looked at the ceiling for a long time, as if he was about to faint. Then, he shook his head twice, and suddenly slammed the table, "Bastard! What the f * ck are you talking about? Are you even talking like a human? "
"Haven't I made myself clear enough? What I mean is … you and I are fated! In the previous life, I was a man, and you were a woman … "Jun Moxie said with a serious face, and his eyes were full of sincerity and certainty," … You are my wife! "
"F * ck you! Why don't you go and die! " The black-clothed man's thousands of years of self-restraint disappeared in an instant, and his face became the color of the bottom of a pot. The two hands that were placed on the table were covered with a layer of goosebumps at a speed visible to the naked eye. His body that was as steady as a mountain also trembled slightly, as if he couldn't bear the cold of the cold night …
"I know you have your doubts, but it's true." Jun Moxie said painfully, "If you still don't believe me, maybe you can go underground and ask. Although our relatives in the previous life are no longer here, their souls are still here. If you can go and ask, I believe they will definitely give you a definite answer! Then you should believe me, right?! My fated person! "
Go and ask? You want me to kill myself first, and then go and ask?! Fated person? Bullsh * t fated person! The black-clothed man who was about to collapse pressed his hands on the table, and made a posture as if he was about to stand up. He gritted his teeth, and his eyes were filled with fire. Even his breathing became heavy, and he said word by word, "Kid, do you think this young master is very fun? Do you know how to write the word 'death'? "
As he spoke, the blue veins on his forehead suddenly popped up, and there was a hint of frenzied rage in his eyes!
For more than a thousand years, it seemed that no one had ever been able to anger him to such an extent. No matter when, he had always maintained the elegant demeanor of a young master. Even when he was being chased by the whole world, his expression didn't change, and he was aloof and free. Even when he had a narrow escape from death, he was still carefree, and did whatever he wanted. But today, he had met this kid, and his state of mind had been broken by just a few words! How could his state of mind be so unstable?!
But, what he said was too … disgusting … It seemed like no one could stand it, right?
"Look at you … I said that I don't have a purpose, and you forced me to say it. But when I really said it … you didn't believe me!" Jun Moxie spread his hands innocently, "Why are you so difficult to please?"
As he spoke, he squinted his eyes, "Moreover … even if I really have a purpose, do you think that I will tell you just because you asked? You seem to be a little too naive. Although naive people are very cute, it is a very difficult thing to survive in this unpredictable martial world. Although your strength is not bad, it is still not enough to deal with the unpredictable martial world. You have to listen to me … "Jun Moxie advised sincerely.
The black-clothed person suddenly exhaled a long breath of air. This breath of air lasted for a full five minutes, and it caused Jun Mo Xie's words to come to a screeching halt. His hair and sleeves fluttered in the wind, and it was clear that he had been holding his breath to the point where an ordinary person's lung capacity couldn't handle it ….
Then, he slammed the table and shouted, "Waiter! Why aren't the dishes served yet? Do you want to go to the fields to plant now?! Hurry up! Do you want to find trouble?! "
He turned his head, and didn't look at Jun Mo Xie. In fact, he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to control himself if he were to look at that repulsive pretty boy's face again. So, he would rather risk his injuries and expose his tracks to force his way out. Then, he would pull out that annoying and lively tongue of his.
He felt helpless in his heart. I have lived for more than a thousand years, but I have never seen such an outrageous person! This is really too f * cking … infuriating!
In my previous life, you were a woman and I was a man. You were my wife … This young master is really f * cked! Just based on the fact that this young master has lived for more than a thousand years, it should be enough for you to reincarnate ten times, right?!
The man in black rolled his eyes weakly. He suddenly felt that coming out this time was a huge mistake! If he knew that he would meet such an outrageous person after coming out, he would rather stay in the seal for another five hundred years …
"Hohoho … Uh, old brother." Jun Mo Xie chuckled in a voice that would make one's hair stand on end. He chuckled and said, "May I know your name?"
"This … old brother?!" The man in black's face was full of black lines. He sucked in a breath of cold air as if he had a toothache. He gritted his teeth and tilted his head. In a tone that sounded like he was about to cry, he said, "Do you f * cking know how to speak human language? Even your ancestors' ancestors' ancestors' ancestors' eight generations … are not qualified to call this young master 'old brother'! Do you understand?!!! "
"Ah, I understand, I understand. I was just addressing you out of respect. Why are you unhappy? Then … Brother, how old are you this year?" Jun Mo Xie immediately changed the way he addressed him. He had a graceful demeanor.
The man in black leaned his head on the table and pulled his hair with both hands. He used a weak and weak voice to moan painfully, "Can you f * cking shut your mouth?! Will you die if you don't speak?! "
"Of course I can not speak, but I don't think it is a matter of life and death. Could it be that you don't like the name 'old brother'? Then little brother? Little brother? Old brother? Which one do you prefer? … Don't look at me so fiercely. My little heart is beating so fast … Actually, this Tanguan Hall's dishes are very delicious. I came here once last time, and the taste … was really delicious … Someone else treated me last time, and it was really satisfying. This time, it's my turn to treat you, but I didn't bring any money … "
Jun Moxie was beaming with joy. He smacked his lips as he reminisced about the taste and suddenly asked, "Uh … Although I said I would treat you today … but you … really didn't bring any money? Money, it means silver, copper, or something. Uh, gold is fine too … really didn't bring any? "
The black-clothed man's head, which was resting on the table, lifted up slightly. He smashed his head on the table twice and let out an extremely miserable sigh …
"It's fine, it's fine … You don't have to be in so much pain …" Jun Moxie patted his chest and comforted him. "Don't worry! Isn't it just a meal? Besides, forgetting to bring money isn't anything shameful. Everyone has experienced this before. I already said that I'm treating, they won't say that you're eating for free. Let me tell you, the last time I was there … "
The man in black raised his head with tears streaming down his face, looking at Jun Dashao in a daze. He actually felt a little like he was looking up at a tall mountain. He suddenly grabbed Jun Moxie's hands and shook them vigorously. He wanted to cry but had no tears. "Big brother … I'll call you big brother, alright? In my entire life … for more than 1300 years, I've never submitted to anyone. But today, I really submit to you … Can you just shut your mouth? Can you just shut your mouth?! My dear big brother ah ah ah! "
As he spoke, the black-clothed man was already howling at the top of his lungs. As he howled, he smashed his forehead against the table with a 'bang bang' sound … This kind of painful appearance would make anyone who saw it feel a sense of sympathy. Why did this guy look like he was being raped by hundreds of mystical beasts? Moreover, those mystical beasts should be at the same level and weight as a bear, lion, tiger, or elephant …
His voice was really a little too loud, and it was still mealtime. Instantly, everyone on the first floor of Tanguan Hall turned their heads to look over, their eyes burning. What was the meaning of this? Big brother, little brother? What was going on? Why was it so loud?
Jun Moxie laughed dryly and bowed apologetically. He explained, "My apologies, everyone. This brother of mine has epilepsy. He's usually a good, normal person …"
Sounds of 'Oh ~ ~ ~' could be heard as they were suddenly enlightened.
"You're the one who has epilepsy! Your f * cking whole family has epilepsy! "The man in black stood up and shouted in grief and indignation, his face filled with rage! His body trembled like a chrysanthemum in the wind …
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