As soon as they entered the courtyard, they saw the meeting hall of the Dongfang Family. Dongfang Wen Dao slapped his forehead, turned around and said, "Oh right … You better be careful of your First Uncle. Don't look at how much you've improved. Your First Uncle will still mess with you. In short, you're doomed this time!" After saying that, the corner of his mouth twitched, forming a strange smile.
"Eh? What happened to First Uncle? " Jun Mo Xie had too many things to deal with recently. So, he had long forgotten about that prank. So, he was genuinely surprised by this question.
"You're asking what happened? Don't you know what you've done? " Dongfang Wen Dao suddenly laughed in a strange manner. His wide mouth was so wide that it almost reached the back of his ears. He was overjoyed as he said, "... one two three four, two two three four … change the position … again … wa ha ha ha …"
"Pfft …" Jun Moxie was choked by his third uncle's weird movements. He suddenly remembered the masterpiece and didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"I have to say, you're really too mischievous. Hahaha … You forced your First Uncle … Hahaha, such a serious person, to stand and change positions every night … It's so hard … He even f * cking floated in the air … Hahaha …" Dongfang Wen Dao had been trying his best to control himself. But when he thought about this, he couldn't help but want to laugh. The more he laughed, the funnier it became. In the end, he held his stomach and squatted on the ground, rubbing his tears.
Jun Moxie laughed for a while. Suddenly, he was dumbfounded. Now that he thought about it, he seemed to have buried a bomb here … It seemed that his First Uncle had already come back to his senses and wanted to teach him a lesson … What should he do?
Baili Luo Yun and the others obviously didn't know what the uncle and nephew were laughing about. They looked at them eagerly, their faces full of gossip.
Right at this moment, an explosive shout suddenly resounded, "Third Brother! What nonsense are you talking about?! "The accent was heavy. It was obvious that he was very angry!
Following the loud shout, a burly figure appeared in front of everyone. The newcomer had an extraordinary appearance, with three strands of long beard fluttering in front of his chest, a square face, red phoenix eyes, reclining silkworm eyebrows, a straight nose, and a square mouth. He was full of majesty!
It was Jun Dashao's eldest uncle, Dongfang Wenqing. Dongfang Master had arrived!
However, Dongfang Old Master's originally fair face was now maroon. His eyes were spitting fire, and he was panting heavily. The more one looked at him, the more he resembled Guan Fuzi …
"Jun Moxie! You little bastard! You've come at the right time. I thought that you would hide in Tian Fa for the rest of your life! If you don't come, I will personally go to the Tian Fa Forest to find you! Now that you, little bastard, have delivered yourself to my doorstep, you've saved this old man the trouble of a long and arduous journey! If I don't properly teach a bastard like you a lesson today, then wouldn't I go against the laws of the world!? "Dongfang First's face turned purple as he shouted explosively with a voice that was like a thunderclap, and it was extremely ferocious!
Following this thunderous roar, Uncle Dongfang strode forward, stretched out his fan-like hand, and grabbed at Jun Moxie's chest!
Baili Luo Yun and Leng Ao looked at each other. Was this … the legendary meeting between uncle and nephew? Why was the process so strange? That old uncle of his had been laughing so hard that his stomach hurt the moment he saw him. Then, this old uncle of his had changed Young Master Jun's titles four or five times, and had even started a fight with him? What kind of complicated relationship did this family have …
Jun Mo Xie screamed, and broke into a run!
How could he dare to be caught by Dongfang Wenqing in such a situation? This was his biological uncle! He could not even think about fighting back. He could not even parry. The only thing he could do was run for his life. If he was really caught, how could he run away after being tortured?
"Grandma … save me ah … Uncle is going to kill someone … save me ah …" Young Master Jun slipped away from Dongfang Wen Qing's armpit like a wisp of smoke. He screamed miserably the entire way, as if he had already been abused to the point of no return …
"You lawless little bastard, how dare you run! Stop right there! " Uncle Dongfang was so angry that his lungs were about to explode. He chased after him with big strides. In an instant, the nephew and uncle chased from the courtyard to the hall, and then out of the empty hall. Jun Moxie shouted for help all the way. His voice was so loud that it was deafening. The whole Dongfang Family was in chaos. Countless people craned their necks to see what was going on …
Seeing that the situation was not good, Jun Dashao immediately fled to the inner courtyard in search of help.
Uncle Dongfang gritted his teeth and chased after him closely. He looked determined to chase him to the end! As the saying went, "If you go to heaven, I'll chase you to the Lingxiao Hall. If you go to sea, I'll chase you to the Crystal Palace! If you go underground, I'll chase you to the Mansion of Hell. If you go west, I'll chase you to the Grand Hall! "
In short, no matter where he went, he had to vent his anger!
Uncle Dongfang had never been so humiliated in his life! But for many years, he had no descendants, which really made him anxious. How could he let go of a glimmer of hope that he had finally grasped? There were three ways to be unfilial, and having no descendants was the worst …
Therefore, after getting Jun Moxie's "secret method" of bearing children, Uncle Dongfang basically followed it meticulously. Every move he made was carried out strictly according to Jun Moxie's "secret method". He did not dare to be negligent …
After a lot of hard work, the results were undoubtedly remarkable. A few months later, he saw several of his wives and concubines with bulging bellies. Needless to say, Uncle Dongfang was very satisfied and happy …
At that time, if he had met his good nephew, Jun Moxie, he would probably have knelt down and kowtowed to him! Why would he care about seniority? It was the grace of saving a man's dignity!
But ever since he unintentionally found out the truth from a conversation with Dongfang Wen Jian … Dongfang First Master finally understood that the medicine that Jun Mo Xie had given him had already cured all his ailments. There was no need for him to use any incantations or postures to get pregnant … In other words, not only had he been saved by his nephew, he had also been toyed with mercilessly!
Unfortunately, this scandal was known by his second brother! What was even more unacceptable was that his second brother was a blabbermouth! So, first, his third brother found out … and then …
For a period of time, Uncle Dongfang could hear laughter no matter where he went. This made him suffer from a new problem: he was allergic to laughter! As long as he heard laughter, he would fly into a rage without asking why …
However, who didn't have some happy and funny things in life? For example, if someone accidentally farted in public, it could even cause a burst of laughter … Not to mention that there were too many similar things like this …
Nowadays, Uncle Dongfang was about to go crazy. Whenever he heard laughter, he would think it was directed at him!
At this moment, seeing the culprit suddenly appear, Dongfang Wenqing was furious! She would not let it go no matter what. She would never let it go! She would never let it go!
"Ahem! What's the matter? What's the matter? Is there a rebellion? " In the chase, a dignified cough sounded. The Old Lady of Dongfang came out of the inner courtyard calmly. Just then, he saw the entire courtyard in chaos!
The Second Master of Dongfang Wenjian hid behind and covered his mouth. He was already on the verge of convulsions …
The big savior finally arrived. Jun Moxie felt as if he had been granted amnesty. He quickly hid behind the The Old Lady, looking aggrieved. "Grandma … Uncle is crazy … He wants to kill me as soon as I come … What's going on? Help me! "
The Old Lady of Dongfang rolled her eyes helplessly. Who would kill you for no reason? Isn't it all because of you? Do you really think I'm a fool?
However, the old man's cultivation was very experienced. His face was full of astonishment as he scolded Dongfang Wen Qing, "Stop! You two are making a scene! What a disgrace! Look at what the two of you, one big and one small, have done to the courtyard? Even if the younger one is playful, are you addicted to playing? What's going on? Tell me the cause and effect! "
There was no doubt that the Old Lady would side with her grandson when her nephew and uncle were fighting.
However, this seemingly fair question almost caused Dongfang First Master to faint from anger. Tell me the cause and effect? This matter … is it something that can be said? Suddenly, his face turned purple. He pointed at Jun Moxie with trembling fingers. "Okay … okay … little bastard, you, you, you … just wait …"
Jun Mo Xie cried out in an aggrieved manner, "Uncle, you can't talk about this if you don't talk about it. Grandma is right. Even if I did something wrong, you can say it and everyone can judge it. If I really did something wrong, then I'll let you beat me up to vent your anger … But you didn't say anything, and you just beat me up … I feel wronged, I … I've just arrived at my home from thousands of miles away, and I haven't even had a drink of hot water, and I've already been beaten up. Who can bear this? Nephew, what did you do wrong? You can tell me …"
At this moment, looking at the expression on Jun Dashao's face, it was definitely comparable to the eternal grievance of flying snow in June!
A heartbreaking song, "Where can I find a bosom friend in the world" …
Dongfang First Master's eyes widened so much that they almost popped out of their sockets. He was so angry that he could only snort, but he couldn't say a single word. He was definitely going to suffer this loss today …
"Hahaha …" At the gate of the courtyard, the Third Master, Dongfang Wen Dao, who was already sitting on the ground laughing, suddenly burst into laughter. He laughed so hard that he lay on the ground with snot and tears streaming down his face. He kept hitting the ground with his big fist, and his whole body convulsed and trembled violently. In the end, he was out of breath …
Dongfang Wenqing finally had a place to vent. He shouted, "Third Brother, why are you laughing like a fool over there? Don't you have any decency! "As he spoke, he rushed forward.
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