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Boom!
The Xuan Beasts were in an uproar! Jun Mo Xie was so shocked that his mouth was crooked and his eyes slanted. He directly sat down and looked at Big Bear. [This guy is too direct. What kind of adjectives are these? Where did he learn them from?] This bear weighed at least seven hundred kilograms, but in Big Bear's eyes, it was small and dainty, cute and delightful …
And this was only their first meeting, and this guy was already proposing! And it was so overbearing!
Marry me, be my wife! Give birth to bears for me!
What kind of proposal was that?
If it were a human, they would go up to the girl they liked and say, "Marry me! Be my wife! Give birth to sons for me! " … Wouldn't they be beaten half to death? Then they would call her a lunatic and leave in disdain?
But Long Crane and the rest just stood there. They did not seem to be surprised at all, much less interfere …
"How about it? Are you willing or not? "Bear Mountain stared at her and asked nervously.
"I, I, I … I … I … I don't know …" Little Dance looked around pitifully, as if asking for help. She took a few steps back, her heavy body almost falling to the ground …
"You don't know? You won't reject me if you don't know? Doesn't reject me mean you agree! If you agree, then it means you agree to be my wife. Come, my wife, let's go home and buy some time to make a little bear … "Big Bear grinned and reached out his chubby bear paw, wanting to step forward and hold her hand.
Little Dance was on the verge of tears when she saw this. She couldn't help but look at the older Niello Bear not far away.
Bear Mountain naturally noticed it as well. He pointed. "You! Come out! You're the leader of the Niello Bears, right? Hmm? "
The old bear walked over with a big smile. "Lord Bear King, yes, I am the leader of the Niello Bears, Big Treasure … I am also Little Wu's father …"
"Oh, so you're my father-in-law!" Bear Mountain waved his hand. "I'm sure you have no objections to our relationship? You should feel honored, right? Ah, father-in-law! " The word "father-in-law" was something that Bear Mountain had learned from Jun Moxie recently. Yes, his wife's father was his father-in-law …
Now that he had met Little Dance's father, he naturally wanted to show off his knowledge. Just now, he had said things like "petite and cute" to please Little Dance, but now that he had said "father-in-law", he wanted to show that he was knowledgeable and different from everyone else.
"Yes, yes … I have no objections … I have no objections, it's very honorable! It is indeed very honorable, too honorable … "The Black-Gold Bear Tribe Leader Xiong Dabao nodded and bowed. However, he did not understand what the word" father-in-law "meant, but he guessed that it was a form of respect. He said humbly," I do not deserve to be called 'father-in-law' by Lord Bear King. You … you are my father-in-law … "
You are my father-in-law …
Jun Moxie almost vomited a mouthful of blood and died …
Sitting on the ground, he was already shocked to the point where his limbs were twitching and his body was convulsing after hearing those words …
What the hell was going on?!
"Eh, that won't do! I can't be your father-in-law! You old thing, you actually want to take advantage of me … "Bear Mountain Mountain was about to explode in anger, but he controlled himself and said amiably," Forget it, who asked you to be my father-in-law? Hurry up and go back to prepare the dowry. When I marry your daughter, you should at least make some preparations, right? Don't let your daughter marry too shabbily. She will be the queen of our bear tribe in the future. She will be the mother of the world, the ruler of all bears … En, the pine fruit wine and honey biscuits from your side … it should be no problem to send ten thousand catties of each over, right?! "
Bear Mountain Mountain said casually.
"Yes, yes … I will definitely do that …" Xiong Dabao agreed.
Thus, under Jun Moxie's dumbfounded gaze, this marriage … was settled just like that …
Jun Moxie's jaw dropped! That works too? Mother of the world, the ruler of all bears?! Oh my god!
There was actually such a marriage proposal …
This was only the first time they met, and he had already forcefully asked for a wife, and even chased after his father-in-law to ask for a dowry … Not only did he ask for a dowry, he even asked for a lion's share!
And he was not polite at all, directly calling his father-in-law an old thing … Who would call their father-in-law like that?
The most surprising thing was … there was no obstruction at all, and it was settled just like that!
A wife and a large dowry, everything!
It seemed like this son-in-law of his was a bandit trying to kidnap the bride!
No! Even if he was a bandit kidnapping the bride, he should at least have some sweet words and honeyed phrases, or at least some promises. This fellow was worse than a bandit! What was this called?
This world was too crazy. No, it should be said that the Xuan Beasts' world was too crazy. What the hell was this?!
"Congratulations Bear King, congratulations Bear King!" All the Xuan Beasts congratulated him in unison, as if they were used to this kind of scene, and did not feel that there was anything wrong …
Bear Mountain Shan grinned proudly, holding Little Dance's hand and walking back and forth in front of the crowd. He cupped his fists and returned the greeting. "Thank you, brothers! From now on, this Old Bear is also a man with a wife! "
Little Dance followed behind him shyly, her head lowered shyly, her short tail swaying back and forth. There was not the slightest bit of grievance in her expression, as if she had been forced to marry someone else. Instead, there was a hint of joy on her face …
Tiger King Earth Cracker squinted his eyes and let out a strange cry of praise. At the same time, he swept his eyes across his own tribe … After a long while, he moved closer to Jun Mo Xie and sighed. "Ai, Brother-in-law, look … That Old Bear fellow is really lucky … That bride is really beautiful ah … What a pity, why isn't such a beauty from my Tiger Tribe?" In his words, there was actually a hint of covetous desire in his voice …
Jun Mo Xie was genuinely startled. He squinted his eyes, and looked at Earth Cracker in disbelief. "Fortune? Really beautiful? Such a beauty? Earth Cracker, are you having a fever? What are you talking about? "
"Aiya … Brother-in-law, you're really … Look at that bear girl's black fur, how shiny, how alluring her golden fur is, and how healthy her figure is, and look at her face, how flat her nose is … Tsk tsk, those eyes are real bear eyes, and that mouth is really wide ah … Tsk tsk, and those ears on her head, so tall and erect, and that big butt, it's really the best of the best, it wouldn't be a problem for her to give birth to a few babies … The only flaw is that her tail is a little too short …"
"But it's still not bad, mainly because of that huge butt … I've long heard that the Black Gold Bear tribe has produced the number one beauty of Tian Fa, and from the looks of it, it's indeed a well-deserved reputation. How does that saying go, right, seeing is not as good as hearing … It really makes one's heart itch, how did Fourth Brother Bear get to see her first, it's really a fool's luck …" Tiger King Earth Cracker said as he drooled. From the looks of it, if not for Bear Mountain snatching her first, he would have challenged him to a duel …
Jun Moxie was stunned for a long time before his mouth twitched. "Earth Cracker, are you sure you're speaking from your heart? The number one beauty of Tian Fa? She's the number one beauty of Tian Fa?! "
"Brother-in-law, what are you saying? Is it surprising that she's the number one beauty of Tian Fa? Could it be that only someone like my big sister is considered a beauty? She doesn't have a figure, and she doesn't have a butt, how can she give birth to a baby? When your son is born, you'll know how difficult it is! "
Earth Cracker looked at Jun Dashao as if he was looking at a retard and said earnestly, "Brother-in-law … cough cough, although everyone is very impressed with big sister, and her abilities are really outstanding, everyone respects her from the bottom of their hearts … but that face of hers is really a little too …! Although that lass Snake King's figure is also not good, her original form is that of a snake, and no matter how much she transforms, she'll still look like a bag of bones. But with big sister's high cultivation, why doesn't she make herself more beautiful? I have to say, Brother-in-law, your sense of beauty is really too … different … "
"Brother-in-law ah … It's not that I want to criticize you, but sigh, marrying my big sister is really a waste of your talent …" Earth Cracker shook his head and sighed, and in Jun Moxie's ears, there was even a tone of relief, as if someone was willing to buy an old, sluggish product …
What? Someone like Mei Xueyan is not considered a beauty? That kind of peerless beauty, that kind of bearing, that kind of celestial beauty … is not considered a beauty in the Tian Fa Forest? And listening to Earth Cracker's words, it seems like she's a 'leftover woman' …
Marrying my big sister is really a waste of your talent …
Don't you know that if your big sister goes out to find a husband, all the men in the Xuan Xuan Continent would immediately fill up the Tian Fa Forest and level it!?
Wait a minute … you can call someone like Mei Xueyan an ugly woman, and say that I'm a waste of my talent … Isn't that saying that I'm so ugly that no one would care about me?
Jun Moxie was stunned for a long time, and this soft knife stabbed him until the sky and earth were spinning. He was so angry that his hands and feet were trembling, and his face was deathly pale. Then, his head fell on the table with a bang, and bounced back and forth a few times …
Oh God, kill me … I don't want to live anymore! I don't have the face to live anymore!
It turns out that I'm actually a handsome man in the eyes of this group of Xuan Beasts with deformed aesthetic standards. Doesn't that mean …
Jun Dashao was speechless … It turns out that the aesthetic standards of the Tian Fa Forest are very different from those of the secular world. It's completely opposite … Oh my god …
At this moment, Bear Mountain heard the noise and walked over. He glared at Earth Cracker and scolded, "What nonsense are you talking about? How is big sister not beautiful? How is it a waste of brother-in-law's talent? What do you mean?!"
Earth Cracker was a little dumbfounded, "Fourth Brother, what did I say? I said what we think of big sister, didn't you also …"
Bear Mountain slapped Tiger King's head with his bear paw and shouted, "I'll teach you to talk nonsense again!"
Then, he said in what he thought was a very low voice, "You idiot, are you trying to mess up big sister Huang's good things? Do you want big sister to continue staying at home? It's rare that brother-in-law doesn't mind big sister, and the two of them look at each other so well. It's like a tortoise looking at a mung bean, and you're trying to do something bad when they finally meet? … "
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