'Today's first update!! Went to attend a wedding and delayed quite a bit of time. I'm currently working overtime … >
Jun Moxie had only seen the scroll that suddenly appeared, and the first five words that suddenly appeared, and he was already shocked to an unimaginable extent!
Judging from the scroll alone, or the handwriting, either one of these two aspects was an antique that couldn't be any more ancient! Furthermore, the Nine Nether First Young Master … this person seemed to be someone from at least ten thousand years ago!
The founder of Xuan Qi in the entire Xuan Xuan Continent!
He was the most legendary figure in the world!
How did such a person know about me ten thousand years later? What relationship does he have with me? He even knows the name of my previous life! All of this … was inconceivable and incomprehensible ah!
Could it be that someone really had unparalleled abilities to understand the past and predict the future?
As the scroll continued to open, line after line of clear handwriting appeared before Jun Moxie's eyes.
Those words were still as wild and unrestrained as ever. They were still as domineering and arrogant as ever, as though they were the only one in the world!
Just by looking at these handwriting, one could imagine how wild and domineering this legendary figure, the Nine Nether First Young Master, this crazy ancestor, was!
Every word was brilliant, every word was ready for a showdown!
Amidst the elegance, there was a kind of unrestrained and untamed 'Heaven and Earth is my oyster'!
And all of Jun Moxie's attention was attracted by this scroll!
"Why? Don't tell me you're scared? Hehehe … little thing, don't be disheartened. After all, in the past ten thousand years, there really hasn't been anyone who isn't scared in front of this young master! I believe you won't be an exception! " The arrogance and ridicule in these words made it seem as if the Nine Nether First Young Master was standing right in front of Jun Mo Xie, looking at him with disdain. It was as if a high and mighty god was looking at a group of mortals, no different from the masses.
"F * ck! You want to scare me with these f * cking scribbles? You're mistaken; do you think this young master is the same as those mortals? Did he really think that he was someone important? Do you think you'll be so radiant just because I give you a little sunlight? " Jun Moxie couldn't hold back his anger. He scolded the air as if he was facing the Nine Nether First Young Master himself!
Although he knew that the extremely arrogant guy wasn't in front of him, Jun Moxie could feel an indescribable fighting spirit! He was actually looked down upon by a few scribbles … This kind of feeling made Jun Moxie feel strongly unconvinced.
Besides, he was indeed frightened just now …
"Good boy, you really dare to scold this young master! This Young Master is really regretful now. If I could stay here until now, I could come in front of you and strip off your clothes and let you be naked in front of all your female friends. I could hang you up high and give you a good spanking on your white buttocks! How dare you scold this young master? You're f * cking awesome! This Young Master has never seen someone as awesome as you. You're ten thousand years too late! This is your greatest fortune! "
The Nine Nether First Young Master's message seemed to have predicted all of Jun Moxie's actions and thoughts without the slightest bit of error …
"You f * cking dare! If I catch you, I'll directly strip off your pants and drag you through the streets of Tian Xiang City with your d * ck hanging out! "Jun Moxie's eyes emitted sparks as he bared his fangs and brandished his claws.
Why is this Nine Nether First Young Master's words so thick like a hooligan's? Isn't it a little too vulgar? It seems like he and this Young Master have the same goal, but different methods to achieve the same result!
This was naturally one of the biggest doubts in Jun Moxie's heart!
This tone was clearly that of a hooligan from the streets. How did it have the demeanor of a grandmaster or a legendary figure? From these few sentences, Jun Moxie could vaguely picture an image: The Nine Nether First Young Master holding chopsticks in one hand and picking at his foot with the other. Occasionally, he would even bring it to his nose to sniff … such a wretched appearance.
This was very different from the legendary Nine Nether First Young Master in Jun Moxie's heart!
And completely different from the legendary Nine Nether First Young Master!
"Are you curious about this Young Master's tone? Little Jun Moxie, this Young Master was forced by you! Damn it, for someone as talented as this Young Master, it's naturally a small matter if I really wrote a long piece. But I'm worried that you'll throw this scroll into the stove before you even read half of it … You won't have the interest to continue reading it! So, this Young Master has put in a lot of effort for you! It's fine if you don't know how to be grateful, but you actually scolded this Young Master for being vulgar … "
Jun Moxie couldn't help but sweat in his heart. This Nine Nether First Young Master really did not misjudge him at all. If he really wrote a piece of classical literature … no matter how extravagant it was, Jun Moxie would probably have burned it long ago …
"… I have to say, it's really refreshing to speak like this! He could scold and say whatever he wanted. This was the supreme realm of doing as he pleased! A mouth full of vulgar things, a long piece to guide people to do good … Not to mention that you're not willing to read it, even this Young Master isn't willing to write it! The people I hate the most in my life are those hypocrites and fake Daoism. To actually want to talk about Daoism and bullsh * t etiquette with this Young Master … So in a fit of rage, this Young Master burned all the books in the entire world! F * ck their grandma's balls! Don't be fooled by their sanctimonious appearance, full of benevolence and morality. At night, who knows which brothel they'll be in to have a good time … Remember, if you meet such people, you must eliminate them completely! Because these hypocrites are worse than the hooligans on the streets. Although hooligans aren't good either, at least they're bad on the surface … "
At this point, Jun Moxie finally couldn't help but clap his hands in admiration. This fellow's temperament is really the same as mine! As expected, he understands my heart! Pfft, why is it so sour? It should be because he's too much to my liking! If he's still here, this Young Master will burn yellow paper and behead a chicken's head to become sworn brothers with him!
"… Cough cough, this topic seems to have strayed a little too far … I know that you're still depressed, so this Young Master will help you clear your doubts …"
Jun Moxie furrowed his brows. He finally realized that this Nine Nether First Young Master had a catchphrase: This Young Master! He didn't call himself 'Laozi' or anything else. From the beginning to the end, it was just this simple: This Young Master!
You're at least ten thousand years old, a real standard old monster. And you still have the cheek to call yourself 'This Young Master' … It doesn't seem appropriate no matter how you look at it, right?
Jun Dashao criticized in his heart, but his eyes continued to read.
"… If you continue to scold me, this Young Master will make this scroll disappear immediately. Do you believe it?!"
This sentence made Jun Moxie completely speechless! This ancestor-level character from ten thousand years ago was really … unconventional!
"… This Young Master is immortal. Even if I'm hundreds of millions of years old, I'll still have the face of a seventeen or eighteen year old! Why can't I call myself 'This Young Master'? Could it be that you want to see this Young Master call himself 'This Old Master'?! Why don't you imagine a seventeen or eighteen year old baby-faced kid calling himself 'This Old Master'? How would you feel?! "
Jun Moxie was sweating profusely, profusely, profusely, like a waterfall.
What's going on here? This Nine Nether First Young Master's mind was really shocking to him! He kept saying that he wanted to explain, but up until now, he didn't even explain a single word and only spouted nonsense!
Isn't this just whetting my appetite?
Besides, even if I scold you now … you don't have the ability to make this scroll disappear immediately … Do you think this is still that ten thousand years ago?
"… Forget it, we're all smart people. This Young Master probably won't be able to scare you! But it's rare for this Young Master to have such a chance to tease the younger generation, especially teasing you after ten thousand years. This Young Master has quite a sense of accomplishment. Consider it that you're respecting your elders! Jun Xie, my good boy, just continue to watch patiently. "
Jun Moxie rolled his eyes and almost fainted. This fellow's sense of humor was really thick! If he really had to be respectful to a seventeen or eighteen year old baby-faced kid, then …
"… Stop thinking blindly. I know what you're thinking and doubting. But this Young Master has to tell you seriously: You're a little idiot! An extremely stupid little fellow, you've guessed wrong! You're completely wrong, completely wrong! You're going in the opposite direction! "
Jun Mo Xie really had the urge to tear that scroll to shreds … He had been scolded for nearly half an hour in the face of a mere scroll … What the f * ck was going on?!
"… You must be guessing that this Young Master probably came from the same place as you! Wahaha, you're wrong … This Young Master is very resourceful, and it's not something that a good boy like you can guess. Feel depressed, feel aggrieved … "
Jun Moxie's breathing was heavy, and the veins on his forehead bulged … This Young Master is actually being looked down upon like this …
"This Young Master came from the Nine Nethers! Do you know what the Nine Nethers is? Be good, this Young Master will tell you slowly. Be patient, don't be impatient, there's no use in being impatient … "
Young Master Jun finally let out an angry roar and stood up. His fist landed heavily on the words' Nine Nether First Young Master 'on the stone wall! He was really about to be burnt with rage from this fellow's teasing …
After venting for a while, he panted heavily for a while before sitting down again. As he expected, the stone wall did not budge, and not even a single piece of stone fell off. This was not because the stone wall was too hard, but because the Nine Nether First Young Master had used a special method to make it like this …
"Kekeke … As expected, you can't hold it in anymore … Good boy, your temperament still needs to be tempered …" A strange laughter came from the scroll. Jun Moxie could see a seemingly young fellow laughing so hard that he was convulsing back and forth.
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