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Therefore, before the Hongjun Pagoda finished digesting the energy of Heaven and Earth, it would not be able to give him any more help!
This is really … f * ck! Why did you choose to go on strike at such a critical juncture! Don't you know that the battle will start in an hour? Why do you look like you've never eaten anything good before? You're really a country bumpkin. You'll only stop when you're stuffed to death! Although it's only temporary, this is too ridiculous!
Jun Moxie complained and criticized in his mind.
The Hongjun Pagoda didn't budge. No matter how much he mumbled, the Hongjun Pagoda ignored him. If the Hongjun Pagoda could speak, it would definitely reply with disdain: F * ck! Isn't this all because you're a useless bastard who starved me to this state? Not only did you not let me eat my fill, you even drew my blood every day. Who could stand that? If you let me eat my fill every day, would I be stuffed at this time? Besides, I didn't eat too much, it's just indigestion. If you don't blame yourself, why are you blaming me? How can you be so shameless? You heartless …
Scolding was useless, and hitting was useless. Jun Dashao was at his wit's end and finally accepted it. But this situation was definitely temporary. He could only hope that this guy would quickly finish digesting and come out. He hoped that he wouldn't get a gastric ulcer or perforate because of this …
I'll let you take a break for now! F * ck, without Butcher Zhang, do I have to eat pigs with fur? Watch how this Young Master roams the world with his own abilities!
I'll still cause chaos in this world!
Jun Moxie stood there invisibly, feeling the cold wind outside. Looking at the smooth ground at the foot of the mountain, he muttered in his heart: It's almost dawn, why aren't those guys here yet? What if the sword peak collapses ahead of time? Right now, this tofu dregs of a mountain could collapse at any time. Do I have to use my own strength to support it? That would be too tragic …
Just as he was worrying, he heard rustling sounds. Dozens of figures cut through the hazy dawn fog like lightning and flew over.
Everyone's movement techniques were brilliant, and their footsteps were vigorous. They all flew as fast as they could!
It was a group of people from the Three Holy Lands, and the one leading them was Qu Wu Qing!
His tone was urgent as he urged, "Quick, quick! Quick, quick, quick, over there, and over there. Hide yourselves and listen to my orders! As long as I let out a long whistle, you will immediately kill your way out! He had to catch them off guard! Cause the greatest number of casualties as soon as possible! "
Everyone nodded, but no one said anything. Then, there was the sound of clothes flapping in the air, and everyone found a place to hide.
One of them even chose the place where Jun Moxie was standing and carefully crouched down. He stuck his head out and looked around, then retracted his head …
This fellow's hiding spot was extremely ingenious. His head was right below Jun Moxie's crotch! As long as Jun Moxie stretched out his hand, he could strangle him. He didn't even need to bend over to strangle him to death! Or, if he squatted down, he could sit his butt on his neck. As long as this fellow stretched his neck, he could have an intimate contact with a certain part of his body. Then, they could have a big head bump into a small head …
Jun Moxie was hiding with his legs crossed, but this fellow's head went into his crotch. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Isn't this fellow too good at hiding? Hiding here … is really too convenient for me. But, I can't do anything to him right now. I can see him, I can touch him, but I can't do anything to him. This made Jun Mo Xie very anxious. In fact, he was burning with anxiety.
At this moment, this fellow inexplicably turned his body and looked up at the sky. There was a look of satisfaction on his face, and he even used his nose to take two deep breaths under Jun Moxie's crotch. He opened his mouth and took a deep breath. He squinted his eyes and muttered, "This air is really fresh!"
"If I can fart at the right time … you'll immediately feel that it's not fresh!" Jun Moxie thought fiercely. Looking at the wide open mouth under his crotch, Jun Moxie suddenly thought, If I suddenly need to pee at this moment, I probably won't waste a single drop. All of it will go into this fellow's stomach … Naturally, if I have diarrhea, this fellow will probably be even more miserable than Old Eunuch Zhu …
Resisting the urge to strangle this fellow to death, or the tempting thought of solving the problem of peeing on the spot, Jun Moxie finally sighed helplessly in his heart and prepared to leave.
Before leaving, Jun Dashao was still unwilling to leave just like that. He activated his Qi, and true Qi flowed through his entire body. Xuan Qi went straight through the canopy and down to his Dantian, and then to the Taiyin Spleen Meridian of the Foot-Foot. After such a cycle, his buttocks slightly tightened, and he silently farted!
As the saying goes, a loud fart doesn't smell, and a smelly fart doesn't make a sound! Under Jun Dashao's deliberate control, this extremely "fragrant" smell entered the fellow's mouth with a whoosh, and not a single drop was wasted.
Then, with a whoosh, Dashao disappeared without a trace.
The fellow below had his mouth wide open like a toad, and was taking in deep breaths. Suddenly, an inexplicable stench rushed towards him, and not a single drop was wasted. It was all sucked into his mouth, and he suddenly choked. His mouth smacked inexplicably, and he immediately vomited. He only felt his stomach churning, and he almost vomited.
Qu Wu Qing's stern voice came over. "Who?! Who is it?! "
This fellow covered his nose and said with difficulty, "Please calm down, it's me …"
"Cui Ningshi! You son of a b * tch! Why are you so unpresentable? What are you vomiting for? Did you f * cking eat a fart? What time is this? If you continue to vomit, believe it or not, I will strangle you to death! "Qu Wu Qing scolded fiercely.
Cui Ningshi was a yes-man, and did not dare to make a sound. But he was reminded by Qu Wu Qing in his heart. He smacked his lips twice, and could not help but feel disgusted again. Suppressing it, he thought to himself, Isn't it just the smell of a fart? This is really f * cking weird. With such a strong wind, where did this nameless stench come from? He looked around suspiciously, and finally did not find anything. Lowering his body, he continued to hide …
Jun Moxie had just left his original position when he saw Mo Xiao Yao's relaxed footsteps, leading the remaining experts of the three Holy Lands over in a grandiose manner. Everyone's faces were solemn, and every one of them was brimming with fighting spirit. Before they even arrived, the strong murderous aura they exuded was already shooting to the heavens, scattering all the clouds in the sky!
They're here, they're finally here! They're finally here to die … Jun Moxie's heart was filled with excitement.
"What's going on? Why aren't they here yet? " Mo Xiao Yao turned around when he reached the foot of the sword peak. He asked in confusion, "It's already the agreed time, and there's only a quarter of an hour left. Why isn't there any movement from the other party? Is there something strange going on? "
"That's true! They came from afar, why hasn't there been any movement yet? At the very least, there should be some movement by now. The flying Xuan Beasts should be densely packed in the sky! "Jia Qing Yun was also confused.
"Are they messing with us?" Mo Xiao Yao's face darkened, and his eyes revealed a murderous look. He gritted his teeth and said, "Let's wait a little longer. We will retreat! They're the ones who missed the appointment, and they're the ones who embarrassed us! "
"Alright!" Jia Qing Yun nodded heavily. Turning his head, he raised his hand and made a questioning gesture. Qu Wu Qing tapped his fingers lightly, indicating that everything was in place.
Thus, the three Venerables walked to the bottom of the sword peak, closed their eyes, and sat down to meditate. Everyone's faces were relaxed and peaceful. To be able to maintain such a calm state of mind before a great battle showed that they had already seen through life and death, and did not care about the impending battle at all!
This was the transcendent aura that only experts had!
Jun Moxie's side was already in full preparation!
This was a crucial moment; everything had to be fast, so fast that there was no time to react!
With a swoosh, he entered the ground and released all the Power of Earth that he had accumulated during this period of idleness. Then, he released the Power of Water in all directions at the same time, releasing all the power that was originally stored here!
Like a flash of lightning, he arrived at the center of the ground, and the Blood of Yellow Flame turned into a sword light that resembled a divine dragon. With just one slash, the ten-thousand-year-old layer of Xuan Ice was completely destroyed!
Then, he rose straight up, using the highest speed of the Yin Yang Escape, shooting upwards like a shooting star!
In front of the sword peak, Mo Xiao Yao suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Jia Qing Yun. "Old Jia, do you feel any movement?"
Jia Qing Yun also frowned in confusion and said, "There seems to be some movement underground, but it's hard to put into words. Perhaps there are some small avalanches in the distance. Last night, in order to boost morale, we shook the surroundings with our voices, triggering avalanches in some places. Perhaps the movement below is related to that."
Mo Xiao Yao nodded in agreement. Turning around to look at the sword peak, he couldn't help but sigh. "This sword peak really lives up to its name. As expected, it really looks like a sword! A gigantic sword! I wonder what kind of godly power is required to be able to wield such a heaven-shaking sword? "
Jia Qing Yun laughed and said, "Brother Mo, this is just a mountain after all!"
"But it really looks too much like a sword!" Mo Xiao Yao chuckled. Suddenly, his expression changed as he looked up at the peak of the sword peak. Frowning, he asked suspiciously, "Why does it look a little slanted? Are my eyes playing tricks on me? "
Jia Qing Yun laughed and said, "Brother Mo, let me reiterate once more. This is a huge mountain! How can it really be as straight as a sword? "
Just as he finished his sentence and before he could finish laughing, the sky above everyone's heads suddenly darkened. Large patches of snowflakes suddenly filled the sky!
"This weather is really weird. The sun is so bright, and there are no clouds in the sky at all. Why did it suddenly start snowing so quickly and so heavily?" Xiao Tian Ya sighed. "Could this be the unique weather of Blizzard Silver City?"
Everyone laughed. "If it wasn't like this, would it still be called Blizzard Silver City?"
"That's true." Xiao Tian Ya also laughed and said, "But this scenery is really unique …"
Before he could finish his sentence, there was a sudden rumbling sound from the ground. The sound was heavy, and the ground seemed to be shaking …
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