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The Old Lady readily agreed and said disdainfully, "That thing, I don't know what it is. Anyway, I got it by accident, and it's good for the body. Other than that, it has no other use. It's not good for cultivation, and it can't improve one's skills. It's just used to prolong your mother's life. If it wasn't useful for your mother, maybe she wouldn't know where to throw it away … Take it, see what's good here, take a few more …"
Jun Moxie touched his nose and was somewhat speechless. This was obviously a treasure of heaven and earth, and the Old Lady actually said that it was almost thrown away … Although he knew that the Old Lady said this to let him not take it to heart, but Jun Moxie still felt wronged for this treasure of heaven and earth … Because, the Old Lady's lack of attention to this small tree was obvious at a glance, and it wasn't fake.
In fact, not to mention the Old Lady, even Jun Moxie himself didn't know what this small tree was at the moment … But although Jun Moxie didn't know what it was, he firmly believed that as long as it was recognized by the Hongjun Pagoda, then it was a rare treasure in the world! This matter couldn't be wrong!
Dongfang Third Master and his wife, along with their children, sat at a table, feeling proud of themselves; Dongfang Wenqing and Dongfang Wenjian both had a face full of envy … The wives and concubines beside them were even more resentful …
Once a woman was a few years older, once she saw others teasing children, how could she restrain her maternal instincts?
Jun Mo Xie's heart was filled with joy after solving several major problems in a row. So, he noticed that Dongfang Wen Qing was frowning. So, he couldn't help but sneakily ask, "Uncle, what's the matter? You have so many aunts, why didn't you get me a cousin or something? Isn't it a bit of a waste? "
"You think I don't want to? Your grandmother complained a lot about me! " Dongfang Wenqing glared at him angrily. "But these women are so disappointing. What can I do?"
Jun Moxie rolls his eyes. 'It might be possible for one or two wives to be infertile. But if all fifty-nine wives are infertile … then Dongfang Wenqing's luck is too horrible. With such a probability, you can buy a lottery … and win every single one of them!'
Why didn't he just say that it was because of him?
Jun Moxie was a little disdainful. He squinted his eyes and said sneakily, "I'm quite knowledgeable in this area. I was the one who fixed my Third Uncle's leg. If First Uncle trusts me, I can guarantee that you'll be hugging babies this time next year, and there will be several of them …"
"Really?" Dongfang Wenqing sat up straight and looked at Jun Moxie with her lantern-like eyes. She breathed heavily and grabbed her nephew's hand. "You're not lying to me, are you?"
The people around him were shocked. Damn! What does this First Master want to do?
"Why would I lie to you? It's true! " Jun Moxie squinted his eyes and smiled mysteriously. He said, "Actually, I can see it at first glance. Not only you, but Second Uncle also has this problem, right?"
Dongfang Wenqing blushed. She said shyly, "Ah … don't mention it. It's really a misfortune for our family …"
"You can't control yourself when you're young …" Jun Moxie sighed pretentiously. He said earnestly, "The absurdity of youth often brings a bitter consequence for life. This sentence is the same for both men and women. Although it's said that it's a waste to be romantic when you're young, there's a limit to everything …" These words were what Dongfang Wenqing said to Jun Moxie when they were in Tiannan. Now, both of them had …
"Believe it or not, I'll beat you up!" Dongfang Wenqing was a little impatient. She roared at Jun Moxie. Then, she looked at the people around her, who were about to prick up their ears to listen. She immediately scared them away.
"Hmm, let me help you take a closer look." Jun Moxie grabbed Dongfang Wenqing's hand and injected a stream of natural energy into his body. Then, he used the pure life force of the power of wood to go through his body. Then, he took out a small jade bottle and said, "Take one pill every day for half a month. Within half a month … you must not have sex. After half a month … hehehe …"
Jun Mo Xie revealed a manly smile. However, Dongfang Wen Qing snatched the jade bottle from his hands, and casually slapped his head. Then, he put on the airs of an uncle, and glared at Jun Mo Xie as he reprimanded, "What are you thinking about at such a young age? How could you speak of such an unrefined matter with such relish! It seems that you're the number one foppish young man in the capital city! I'll have to tell your mother and let her teach you a lesson! "
His other hand was like a weasel that had stolen a chicken, and he put the jade bottle into his bosom at the speed of lightning …
The moment he said that, his voice was very loud. More than two hundred pairs of eyes turned to look at Jun Mo Xie like searchlights. Their eyes were full of curiosity, obviously wanting to know what this little fellow had said to actually be reprimanded by the Grand Elder!
It must have been something very unbearable! Otherwise, why would the Grand Elder reprimand him in front of everyone?
Jun Mo Xie was infuriated. He had never seen such a shameless person who didn't know what was good for him! 'I helped you solve your lifetime's difficulties out of goodwill. It's fine if you didn't say anything after getting the benefits. But to cover up your embarrassment, you pushed me to the front of the awkward stage?
'This can't be tolerated. I can tolerate it, but I can't tolerate it either.
Since I can't tolerate it anymore, there's no need to tolerate it anymore! '
Jun Moxie rolled his eyes and moved closer to him mysteriously. He said, "Grand Uncle, as long as you take the medicine and follow the other movements and incantations, it'll be foolproof. Maybe when I come back, you'll have a group of children …"
"There are specific movements and incantations?" Dongfang Wenqing was stunned. Just a moment ago, he was still secretly delighted that he had finally made a fool out of this brat. Moreover, he had successfully protected his face. Most importantly, he had even obtained an enormous benefit … Who would have thought that before he could even blink, a pail of cold water would be poured down on him. He had just made a fool out of him. With this brat's vengeful character, how could he possibly let him off? She could not help but be vigilant. "What conditions do you have? Tell me! "
"Conditions?" Jun Moxie cried out, feeling wronged. "Do I need to talk about conditions with you, Grand Elder? Since you see me as such a despicable person, I won't say it! You've made me sad and wronged … I was filled with enthusiasm and gratitude, that's why I wanted to help you solve this problem … "
"It's my fault! It's my fault … Uncle is wrong … Uncle is wrong … "Dongfang Wen Qing quickly covered his mouth, and apologized profusely. Then, he shamelessly asked," Good nephew, what kind of movement and incantation are these? Hurry up and tell Uncle! "
"Well, who asked you to be my uncle? We're all on the same side, so I'll tell you." Jun Mo Xie sighed helplessly. It seemed as if he had suffered a huge grievance.
"What a good boy! Uncle, thank you so much! "Dongfang Wenqing was overjoyed.
Moving closer to Uncle Dongfang's ear, Jun Moxie tried to make his voice inaudible. "… This movement … needs … to be in the air … Hmm … It may be a little tiring. You have to hold on … Yes, hanging upside down … Yes, yes …"
Dongfang Wenqing nodded repeatedly, frowning seriously. She tried to memorize it wholeheartedly, for fear that she would miss a word and ruin the whole thing.
"And the incantations are … Listen, remember carefully … You have to match the movements. Yes, the incantations are like this … One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, Yin and Yang are in harmony, Heaven and Earth are in peace … One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, change your posture and do it again …" Jun Moxie taught seriously. Dongfang Wenqing memorized it wholeheartedly. She was so anxious that her forehead was almost sweating …
'I'm old, so my memory is not good … Fortunately, it's not very long, so it's easy to remember …'
As soon as Jun Moxie finished reciting, Dongfang Wenqing was still frowning and muttering. Jun Moxie asked kindly, "Have you memorized it?"
Dongfang Wen Qing furrowed his brows and stood up. He didn't say anything, and walked out with a calm and dignified face. He strode straight to the study room. [It seems like a good memory is inferior to a lousy pen. I've memorized it, but what if I forget it? It's better to write it down …]
"Hmm? Mo Xie, where did your First Uncle go? "Dongfang Wenjian sat down and asked suspiciously.
"Well … He probably drank a little too much and went to the toilet …" Jun Moxie chuckled. The next step was to solve the problem of Dongfang Wenjian. However, Dongfang Wenjian was much more honest. He took the elixir and began to thank Jun Moxie profusely, beaming with joy. Naturally, Jun Moxie did not teach him any nonsense "movements and incantations" …
From this, it could be seen that it was better to be honest.
'I'll let you embarrass me again!
'Although you're my uncle, I won't spare you when it's time to punish you …'
Jun Moxie was proud of himself. He shrugged his shoulders and laughed silently. Later, he held his stomach and slapped his thighs, laughing wildly.
Bang!
A chicken bone flew over and hit his head. Jun Moxie looked up in shock and saw Dongfang The Old Lady's face was red. She looked at him fiercely and scolded, "Little bastard! What are you laughing at? "
"Well … Nothing …" Jun Moxie touched his head and sat down with a grin.
Madam Dowager looked at him gloomily. Suddenly, she spat out the mouthful of wine in her mouth and coughed. Her face was flushed, and she scolded angrily and helplessly, "You're too mischievous …"
It turned out that The Old Lady heard it …
Actually, there were only two people who heard it: Mei Xueyan and The Old Lady. These two people were the most powerful. However, Mei Xueyan was a virgin after all, so she didn't know what it meant. On the other hand, The Old Lady was an experienced person … Cough, cough …
Cough, cough …
Jun Moxie touched his head and giggled. He quickly lowered his head to eat and drink. He looked very well-behaved.
"Mother, what's wrong?" Dongfang Wenxin looked at her mother blankly. She was sitting next to him just now and almost got spat out …
"You're such a naughty son! But you have to teach him a lesson. When you go back, watch him closely. This kid is too naughty! When it's time to beat him up, don't be soft-hearted. Just hit him hard. This kid can take it! "The Old Lady calmed down, but she was still angry.
She heard it … But that thing … She couldn't remind him … How could she, as his mother, remind him about this kind of thing?
This grandson of hers was really too mischievous …
"Mo Xie is so well-behaved. How could he not listen to me?" Dongfang Wen Xin furrowed her brows and said with heartache, "I don't want to hit a child … I remember when he was a naughty child, I gave him a tight slap on his butt, and I even cried for a few days …"
The Old Lady rolled her eyes. She couldn't do anything about it.
This matter … lasted until a long time later … one day …
Dongfang Wenjian saw his elder brother twisting his waist in the garden. He didn't know what he was doing, so he walked up and asked, "Elder brother, what are you doing?"
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