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"Stop right there! Do you think that your big brother wants to see your bare body? It's not like I haven't seen it when we used to go to the brothel. Your big brother looks at your skinny little body and feels disgusted! " Tang Yuan curled his lips in disdain. But, his curling lips turned into a grin because he was too fat. He stood up, patted his thick buttocks, and swaggered out the door.
"Fatty, you've broken my door today. 5,000 taels of silver will automatically be deducted from your bonus!" Fatty had unexpectedly spoken rudely and ridiculed his majestic body. Jun Moxie couldn't help but fly into a rage as he shouted, "… gold!"
Fatty fell to the ground with a thump outside the door. [What?! 5,000 taels of gold? What kind of door is so expensive?]
Jun Moxie leisurely cleaned the water stains on his body. Little Ke 'er blushed as she helped him put on dry clothes. It had to be said that crossing over to another world was very harmful. Jun Moxie had always been an assassin in his previous life. But, he had now become accustomed to the days where he had to stretch out his hands to get what he wanted. He had truly fallen from grace …
Jun Moxie put on a loose robe. Then, he gently pinched the little Ke 'er's face. The little Ke' er pouted coquettishly. Jun Dashao laughed heartily as he jumped out of the door. He then went to look for Solitary Eagle, and told him to go to the Aristocratic Hall to get the medicine.
Jun Wuyi and Jun Zhan Tian were busy preparing for Guan Qing Han's adoption. There was also an old man in the residence who had nothing to do at the moment — Dugu Zong Heng.
Ever since the Dugu family heard that Jun Moxie could cure the old man's old injury, Old Man Dugu had been staying at the Jun Family's residence. They were all acquaintances and future in-laws. Dugu Zongheng didn't treat himself as an outsider at all. He hadn't even been here for a day, but he was already ordering the servants of the Jun Family around. Moreover, Jun Moxie didn't have any free time these past few days. Dugu Zongheng, who had been waiting in vain for a few days, was quite dissatisfied. Therefore, Old Man Dugu's earth-shattering voice frequently resounded throughout the Jun Family's residence. It was like a bolt from the blue, and it was comparable to Fatty's snoring that startled Sijiu City …
This made the servants of the Jun Family suddenly realize that serving Grandpa Jun was such a blissful thing to do …
Jun Mo Xie treated Old Man Dugu at the fastest speed possible … like a divine doctor who had rushed to the scene. In fact, there wasn't much to treat. He only inserted a few golden needles into the fleshy area of the old man's buttocks. Then, he circulated the Art of Unlocking Heaven's Fortune through the old man's meridians.
Although this action wasn't much, Old Man Dugu Zongheng immediately felt his entire body relax by more than half. However, this old man was also a meticulous person. He carefully noted down the places where Jun Moxie had inserted the needles. He muttered to himself in doubt, [It seems that there's nothing else in that area except flesh. Is there really an acupuncture point? How can a few needles in the buttocks be so effective?
This is really strange.] This also led to Dugu Zongheng going to ask several divine doctors in the capital about this. However, he ended up harshly scolding them. That was because the divine doctors all agreed that the needles had no effect other than pain. Old Man Dugu couldn't help but sigh. [It's no wonder there are so few doctors in this world who can cure serious illnesses …]
Because Dugu Zongheng's old injury had been cured by acupuncture in those spots. So, how could he not scold them? [Quack ah! Quacks harm people like this!] The few Miracle Doctors were so angry that they almost went crazy on the spot …
This was only the first time. Dugu Zongheng wasn't able to get rid of the root cause. But, he was extremely satisfied. He hadn't felt this relaxed and comfortable feeling in the past few decades. That night, Dugu Zongheng and Jun Zhan Tian swayed back and forth as they drank until they were dead drunk. [I haven't drunk like this in decades … How can it not be satisfying?]
Jun Moxie had already entered the Hong Jun Pagoda amidst the chaos. And, he had started a new round of struggle. Jun Moxie had discovered that the effects of exhausting his True Essence during alchemy were much better than when he was risking his life to restore it …
…
Two burly men were riding their mounts in the distant south. They were riding towards the north in high spirits. Their mounts could be said to be horses, but they had horns on their heads. Moreover, their faces weren't very long. But, they didn't look like deer. Their hooves were covered with white fur. It seemed as if they were wearing gloves … But, they were running at a godly speed. Not to mention ordinary horses … even the legendary divine steeds wouldn't be able to compare with them.
What was even more outrageous was that these two burly men weren't riding their mounts. They didn't have any reins, saddles, or stirrups. Moreover, they weren't shouting at each other. In fact, it seemed as if these strange mounts were looking for a path on their own. But, the expressions of these two men made it seem as if they weren't mistaken …
Behind them, there was a huge bundle on the buttocks of those two strange mounts. And, the size of these bundles had reached a terrifying degree! Its weight must be considerable as well.
Many people's eyes were shining as they walked, and their mouths were dripping with saliva.
That's because, these two huge bundles were emitting a strong scent … They should be filled with medicinal ingredients! Moreover, they were all top-notch rare medicinal ingredients! No! Just saying 'top-notch' and 'rare' wouldn't be enough to describe their preciousness. It would be more appropriate to say that they were heavenly treasures that only existed in the legends!
Only this kind of thing could emit such an attractive scent! Not to mention consuming it, even smelling the scent from behind one's buttocks would make one feel a lot more refreshed.
Naturally, there were many people who coveted such a good item.
Therefore, the journey of these two burly men couldn't be considered to be peaceful. Countless herb gatherers came up to strike up a conversation with them. They wanted to buy them at a high price. There were also countless medicinal aristocratic families eyeing them. As for thieves who planned to rob, steal, or rob along the way, there were countless of them …
But, these two burly men brazenly headed north. They didn't seem to care at all. And, they actually walked over safely. Waves after waves of robbers intercepting them didn't seem to have any effect on these two men. In fact, they didn't even take them seriously …
This was because they had already walked more than half the way. Not only did they not delay their journey, but their leather robes were still as clean as ever. There wasn't even a speck of dust on them …
In fact, the two of them even talked leisurely as they walked. It was as if they were on a sightseeing tour.
"Fourth Brother, this journey is quite long. But, it's quite enjoyable." This was a burly man in embroidered robes. He had a leopard's head and round eyes. His beard was bursting outwards like iron bars! This burly man's physique made everyone who saw him think of a string of praises — Majestic! Valiant! Mighty! Tall! Strong!
"Ninth Brother, you … Sigh, I don't know what to say to you. Why did you insist on coming here? If you hadn't been so stubborn, I would've arrived a few days ago on Third Brother's back … But, look at you now … "
The other burly man had the same physique as the one in front of him. In fact, he was even more muscular. He was truly too muscular. In fact, he looked like a bear! However, his tone was one of complaint, "I didn't have to travel for more than ten thousand miles. It's really unlucky. I, your Fourth Brother, have suffered because of you this time. When have we ever had to waste time like this …"
"Fourth Brother, hehe … You also know that I haven't come out to play for several decades. This is such a rare opportunity. Hehe … It's quite nice to run around while I'm at it. I can look at the verdant hills and clear waters. I can also exercise my fists and legs along the way … These days are simply too blissful. It's like the days of an immortal …"
The burly man in embroidered robes had a silly smile on his face. His eyes were filled with satisfaction. He smacked his lips and said, "The only regret is that these people can't take a beating. They fall to the ground as soon as I touch them. It's simply not satisfying enough. Why don't there be a few Supremes like Shen Xuan who come out to snatch our things …"
"Bah! I'll spit on your face. Aren't you talking nonsense to practice? How many people in the entire continent can withstand a blow from you, the Golden Tiger King? You're planning to let Supremes Shen Xuan come out to cut the road as a little thief. What are you thinking? Don't tell anyone that you know me with your IQ. I'm so wise and farsighted. But, I can't afford to lose my face like this! "
The burly man rolled his huge eyelids in a bad mood. He then sighed, "That motherf * cker Third Brother Crane is too much. He doesn't want to come by himself. But, he doesn't want the Eagle King to send us off. He's so cruel that he wants us to hurry on our way … I'll go back …"
"I don't think there's anything wrong with going slower …" the Golden Tiger King Earth Cracker scratched his head. He was somewhat embarrassed, "I have acrophobia …"
"That's why I said you're a burden!" the burly man was the Bear King – Bear Mountain. He rebuked him without any trace of politeness. "I didn't want you to come, but you insisted on coming! Wouldn't it have been better if you'd just let Third Brother Crane come? Look at how much trouble you've caused along the way! You've massacred everyone along the way! "
"He he, he he …" the Tiger King Earth Cracker rubbed his hands, and smiled flatteringly, "But, Fourth Brother … isn't this satisfying? But, why don't these people have any background? They don't even have a backer like Great Master Shen Xuan. I'm so disappointed … "
Bear Mountain Mountain looked at him in a bad mood. He then heaved a long sigh. It seemed as if he was extremely depressed …
"Ah, Fourth Brother, this trip to Tian Xiang is a rare opportunity. So, we should play for a few more days," the Tiger King Earth Cracker said with a salivating face, "Wouldn't it be satisfying to go back after delivering the medicine? Why don't we stay there for a few more days? Then, we can find people to compare notes with. I reckon that there will be many people coming to Tian Xiang this time. Or, we might even be able to bask in Senior Feng's limelight if we get the chance … hehehe … "
"You pig brain! Haven't you basked in enough limelight? "Bear Mountain Mountain cursed in a flustered and exasperated manner," Why do I have a sworn brother like you? Alas! Don't talk to me! I don't need to see you again. I want to say that I don't know you anymore! "
"He he … Fourth Brother, please calm down. He he … Fourth Brother, please calm down. Please don't be angry …" the Tiger King had a silly smile on his face. Bear Mountain was helpless. So, he covered his forehead with his hand, and heaved a long sigh … This was something that Long Crane would often do when he was with him. Bear Mountain Mountain finally understood Long Crane's feelings at that time … It was a feeling of wanting to kick this thick-skinned guy to death …
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