< Today's first chapter! Today is the last day of double time. I will write non-stop until midnight. I will write as much as I can. There should be at least three chapters! >
< Heroes and Legends Rush Forward > The seven of them were also dead drunk, singing at the top of their lungs. Squinting their eyes, the seven brothers finally fell to the ground, their snores shaking the heavens.
In any case, everyone had drunk too much. So much so that when a maid came in and said something, no one heard it clearly …
Even Dashao did not run away. In the end, he stayed at the Dugu family's place. Dashao drank a lot too. Although he forced out a lot of alcohol by cheating, the remaining alcohol was enough for him to drink a pot. In the end, the smell of alcohol filled the air, and he became muddle-headed. He looked for Tang Yuan everywhere but could not find him, so he went to the guest room to sleep.
When he woke up the next day, he heard two maids whispering outside, "Hey, did you know? The guest who came yesterday drank too much … "
"Yeah, I heard about it too, but not in detail …"
"Then I'll tell you. Don't tell anyone …"
"Yeah, I definitely won't tell anyone …"
"I heard that Fatty went to the toilet yesterday and vomited for a long time. Then there was a plop. Guess what happened?"
"What happened?"
"He actually jumped into the latrine pit and wanted to catch fish in there … Oh my god, there was a heavy rain just now. That … splashed out … Oh, it's so disgusting …"
"Really? What happened after that? "
"Hey, Tong and the others were exhausted. The smell was terrible, and the place was not right. That Fatty's whole body was submerged in there. More than a dozen people tied him up with ropes before they pulled him out. Everyone was splashed with … Blargh! Then they dragged him to the pond and washed him five times before they brought him into the guest room. It was said that there was still a stench after he entered the guest room … Tong and the others had no choice but to get seven or eight buckets of water and wash him twice before he was clean … "
"Then … he still hasn't woken up after such a big struggle?"
"Not woken up! Not only did he not wake up, but he kept shouting that he wanted to catch fish in there … "
"He's really … too strong …"
"That's not all. It's said that when he went in, Young Master Li was squatting inside. So, he grabbed him with one hand and threw him out. He still had a lingering fear after that. Fortunately, Young Master Li was thrown out. Otherwise, he would've been smashed into the latrine pit. Although Young Master Li is tall, he still can't be compared with Young Master Tang … I heard from Young Master Li that Young Master Tang insisted on fishing … and then jumped down …"
"Ah? Hahaha … I'm dying of laughter. "
"Hahaha … I'm dying of laughter …" Jun Moxie, who was eavesdropping, also burst into laughter. Although he knew that this was an embarrassing matter for his good buddy, and he really shouldn't laugh, this damn Fatty was too good at messing around. With his weight, if he fell into that trap, it would really be impossible for him to call for help …
As soon as they heard Dashao's laughter, the two maids immediately panicked. However, they saw this guy laughing all the way out. He only inquired about where Tang Yuan lived and then left. Only then did they let out a sigh of relief. It must be known that aristocratic families had very strict rules. For maids like them to discuss about visiting guests in private, they couldn't let the guests' companions know.
When Jun Moxie saw Tang Yuan again, this guy was wrapped in a quilt and sleeping soundly. The smell of alcohol assailed his nostrils.
From the looks of it, this guy actually didn't have any impression of what happened last night.
Before coming here, Jun Moxie only felt that it was funny. This Fatty really didn't know how to behave. He actually went to other people's latrine pit to catch fish just because he drank a little more. However, now that he saw Tang Yuan lying on the bed, Jun Moxie suddenly became suspicious.
Tang Yuan might not know how to behave, or he might be careless, or he might be disappointing, or even tasteless, but he was absolutely not muddle-headed! Even if he was drunk, he definitely wouldn't be retarded enough to go to the latrine pit to catch fish, right? Moreover, with Tang Yuan's physique, how could there be such a big latrine pit?
It could make him fall down and still flop around in it?
This can't be a f * cking swimming pool!
Other people might not know, but Jun Moxie knew about the Jun Family's latrine pit. In addition to the owner's personal convenience, there was also a place to entertain guests, and also a place for the guards in the house. Other than the guards' place which was slightly bigger, the other few facilities were of good quality. There was simply no possibility of putting guests in. Moreover, with Fatty's physique, there was only so much space, and it was estimated that he wouldn't be able to force his way in.
But the fact was that, then how did Tang Yuan fall into the latrine pit?
The only explanation was …
Was he schemed by someone?
Jun Moxie gently lifted Tang Yuan's quilt and carefully examined his body. He couldn't find anything. He stood up and muttered to himself for a while before walking out. He beckoned a guard: "Take me to the place where we drank last night."
Seeing that it was his future son-in-law, the guard didn't dare to neglect and brought Jun Moxie back to the place where they drank last night. The mess had already been cleaned up, but the faint smell of alcohol still lingered.
Jun Moxie stood at the place where Tang Yuan was originally sitting. At this time, the big chair specially made for Fatty had already been removed. Dashao muttered to himself for a while and said: "How many convenient places are there around here?"
The guard was startled and said: "Convenient places, there are two nearby. There are also some in the distance. "
"Oh, take me there." Jun Moxie waved his hand.
The guard was very surprised, thinking that this future son-in-law was very strange. He had visited rockery and gardens before, but this was the first time he saw someone visiting a latrine. But the guest had a request, especially his future son-in-law, he couldn't dare to refuse. He had no choice but to bring him there.
After looking at three convenient places in a row, Jun Moxie's suspicions grew stronger. These three places didn't have that kind of mark. But, after coming over from that side, there were only these three places that could be convenient. So, where did Tang Yuan go to?
"Is there any other place?" Jun Moxie thoughtfully straightened up. He asked lightly.
"There is, but it's a little further. Again, that place is used by some servants … it's extremely filthy …" The guard inexplicably felt a trace of coldness. This Young Master Jun was really strange. Ordinary people would have to cover their noses in such a place, but he acted as if nothing had happened. He didn't even frown.
"Take me there!" Jun Moxie calmly walked out.
The guard's heart was perturbed. He had already realized that something was wrong. He was afraid that this son-in-law was investigating the matter of Young Master Tang falling into the latrine pit last night. He simply brought Jun Moxie to the place where the incident happened. Along the way, he winked at a few familiar guards, asking them to quickly find the Young Masters and Old Masters. He was afraid that something big was going to happen …
Jun Moxie didn't care at all. He let the guard pass the message. This matter would definitely need to be told to the person in charge of the Dugu family. So, he might as well save the time of sending someone to pass the message.
Jun Moxie stood in front of the big latrine pit at the place where the incident happened last night with his hands behind his back. He carefully looked at it. That's right, it should be here. There were a few stone steps, and there was a deep pit at the bottom. But at the edge of the stone steps, there was a protrusion of about forty to fifty centimeters. This should be a preventive measure to prevent adults from getting drunk or children from falling down.
The Dugu Family had done a good job in this regard.
But … how did Tang Yuan fall down?
It was still quite a distance away. But, there was a big pool down there. It was winter, and it was slightly frozen. Jun Moxie's complexion became colder the more he looked. He snorted, walked out, and asked, "I heard that there was a Young Master who went to the toilet here last night? May I ask who he is? "
"Yes, that Young Master is the nephew of Second Grandmother's maternal family. He has been in the Dugu Residence for many days …"
"Call him in! Tell him that this Young Master has something to ask him! " The guard hadn't finished speaking when Jun Moxie interrupted him. His tone was cold and indifferent. Dashao's words were filled with dense murderous intent!
Great General Dugu Wudi had already rushed over anxiously outside the latrine. He was accompanied by the three brothers, Dugu Ying, Dugu Xiong, and Dugu Hao. Dugu Ying opened his mouth when he saw Jun Moxie come out, "Brother-in-law, why are you looking for a latrine pit so early in the morning? Why aren't you squatting? What are you doing?"
Only Dugu Wudi could tell that something was wrong from Jun Moxie's gloomy and murderous expression. He asked, "Mo Xie, did something happen?"
"Tang Yuan got drunk last night … He he he … That guy is a good-for-nothing. He fell into this latrine pit … Ah, that's what happened." Jun Moxie stretched out his hand and pointed behind him. His cold gaze swept over the faces of the four men.
"He fell into this latrine pit?" Dugu Wudi was a crude man, but he wasn't stupid. Otherwise, how could he have become the commander of an army? He immediately understood, "How could he have fallen in here?"
"Great General, have you also thought of this? I'm also suspicious … there are so many latrines in your residence. Why didn't he go to them? Why did he have to run so far away? Moreover, this isn't his home. He's not familiar with this place. Moreover, he was drinking in the hall two kilometers away during the banquet. But, he came here to jump into the latrine pit … "
Jun Moxie sneered, "Could it be that Fatty has been possessed by a ghost?"
Dugu Wu Di's face sank. Fatty might not be popular, but he was still the heir of the Tang Family. Moreover, Tang Yuan was no longer the same as he had been in the past. His status as the Aristocratic Hall's treasurer and the Capital's God of Wealth was enough to increase his net worth by ten thousand times. Moreover, he was one of the few brothers that Young Master Jun had acknowledged. So, how could he be ignored? And, the consequences would be dire if he were to make a mistake in handling this matter.
Great General Dugu suddenly turned around and looked at his three sons, "Who can tell me what's going on?"
"Father, this is very normal … What can't a person do when he's drunk? Fatty Tang has such a cumbersome body. So, it's not worth making a fuss over if he drinks too much and falls into the latrine pit, right? "The corners of Dugu Ying's mouth twitched. He still wanted to laugh. This matter was too amusing.
"You muddle-headed scoundrel! You're still amusing? Do you have a brain? Or is your brain moldy?" Dugu Wudi was so angry that he almost vomited blood. Not worth making a fuss over? Didn't you see that your brother-in-law was about to kill someone? Fatty Tang has such a cumbersome body. Didn't you think that he would be able to walk two kilometers away after drinking so much wine?
"Mo Xie, I've heard that there's another Young Master in your residence?" Jun Moxie narrowed his eyes and smiled. Then, he said in a rather gentle manner, "Moreover, this Young Master and Tang Yuan were squatting in the latrine last night. So, I'd like to see this fated person."
'I have a few words to say: After today, our Deputy Moderator Xi Zhu will be leaving us for some time due to work and health reasons. Xi Zhu is a respectable elder sister. She has contributed a lot to the Evil Monarch's book. She didn't get anything from me. In fact, we didn't even chat much. She basically talked, and I listened. To be honest, I'm very ashamed!
But, elder sister Xi Zhu spared no effort to create a harmonious book review area for our Evil Monarch. The two Iron and Steel Class-1 groups worked hard without complaint! Many of our brothers and sisters in the group have become real good friends thanks to her efforts! We can talk about anything in the group, and some of us feel like a family!
She's also very concerned about my life on QQ. She makes me feel like I have such an elder sister taking care of me at any time. This feeling is very warm! I'm very grateful!
Elder sister Xi Zhu's health isn't very good. Moreover, she has been working hard in the past few years. So, she has developed rheumatism in her legs. So, it's even more uncomfortable in the winter! Moreover, winter is the busiest time of her work. So, she needs to leave for a while. So, all we can do is silently wish her well!
I wish her success in her work and good health!
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