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"Isn't it just a pill? We have plenty of that stuff! "Jun Moxie curled his lips in disdain." Sell it! The more popular it is, the better! "
"I'm relieved to hear that. I've named this Bone Tempering Pill 'Reconstruct the bones of the entire body, reconstruct the muscles and meridians, and advance in an instant. It's the dream medicine of every profound practitioner!' How about it? Isn't it cool? Now, our pills can no longer be described as expensive. Firstly, the effects of your pills are too f * cking miraculous. Secondly, I, your brother, have also put in some effort. Under my painstaking efforts, the pills we produce have directly become the divine medicine that everyone yearns for! "
Fatty Tang smiled. His belly slapped the ground. He was overjoyed as he said, "I've designed another line for this new pill. Listen to it. 'Are you still worried about your mediocre aptitude? Are you still worried that you can't compare to your peers no matter how hard you try? Are you still worried that you can't advance in an instant? Are you still worried that you can't become a strong practitioner? Come, please take the 'Reconstruct the bones of the entire body, reconstruct the muscles and meridians, and advance in an instant. It's the dream medicine of every profound practitioner!' Take it and you'll be a genius for the rest of your life. Come, come. What are you waiting for? Opportunity knocks but it won't come again. The divine medicine will be auctioned for only seven days. Don't let your life be filled with regrets... 'How about it? Not bad, right? "
Tang Yuan spoke in a proud manner. Then, he saw that Jun Mo Xie's eyes were fixated on him.
"Fatty Tang... you, you, you... you're actually from Earth? Damn it! Why didn't you say so earlier? "Jun Moxie suddenly grabbed his shoulder. His eyes were brimming with tears.
"What? Earth... what ball? " Tang Yuan was startled. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "You're the ball. Damn it. I have no choice. Who wants to be so f * cking fat? I don't want to be fat either! "
"Eh … so it's not?" Jun Moxie sighed in disappointment. "But you're too f * cking talented! You can even think of such a creative advertising slogan! If you really go to Earth, you will definitely be a genius in the advertising industry! "
"Advertising words? Yes, yes … Only by publicizing it will we be able to sell well. " Tang Yuan suddenly understood the meaning of these two words. He couldn't help but look at Jun Moxie with admiration: "Third Young Master, you are really too talented. Just a casual sentence contains the truth. This brother's admiration for you is like the surging waters of a great river. The moment I see you, my mood is like the surging waves of the sea in the midst of a gale …"
"F * ck! Don't talk nonsense. How are you going to sell this thing? What do you think is a suitable base price? "Jun Dashao waved his hand, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"I'm afraid that the efficacy of this pill is even greater than those elixirs from before. I'll auction two pills at once. The base price is five hundred thousand taels of silver!" Tang Yuan revealed a black-hearted smile. He stretched out five fingers and said, "My preliminary estimate is that it can be raised to at least five million taels of silver! You must know that the invitation for this auction is aimed at the aristocratic families with Xuan skills. This is what they need the most! "
"…" Jun Moxie was completely speechless. He suddenly felt that the person standing in front of him was an out-and-out black-hearted profiteer! Two small pills, and this bastard actually wants to sell them for a sky-high price of five million taels of silver! Moreover, these two pills are not that important to me … One must know that in this world, ten taels of silver is enough for a family of three to live comfortably for half a year!
"This period of time is really f * cking satisfying! It's too satisfying! " Tang Yuan's eyes were filled with the radiance of silver. "I've always dreamt of this kind of life. I would wait comfortably, and then I would only care about counting the shining white taels of silver. Damn it, I didn't expect that I wouldn't be able to count the taels of silver. Instead, I would count the silver notes … I count the silver notes every day until my hand cramps … It's really satisfying! I count them by myself every night. And, I count them until the middle of the night. It's so refreshing … "
"You … are too great!" Jun Moxie was utterly defeated. He had never thought that he would be left speechless by someone one day. Moreover, the Aristocratic Hall's income wouldn't even need to be exchanged for silver. Even if it were exchanged for ten or even one hundred taels of silver, it would still be enough for Fatty to lose weight in one night. After all, it would be enough to fill a room full of silver. And, Tang Yuan's body would lose at least a few dozen kilograms of flesh if he didn't die from exhaustion after counting the taels of silver. [This guy won't be able to eat it back no matter how much he eats!]
[Huh?] Jun Moxie had just thought of this when he suddenly thought of an excellent method to help Tang Yuan lose weight. And, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but reveal an extremely evil smile.
Tang Yuan was standing beside him when he suddenly shivered. [It seems that someone is scheming against me?] [Forget it. How many people have been scheming against me these days? I have an expert like Song Shang to protect me. So, why would I care about other people's schemes?] Fatty muttered twice.
"Ah, Fatty. Tell all the participating buyers that they must use silver or gold for this transaction! Don't accept silver notes! The auction will be delayed for ten days. That way, everyone will have enough time to mobilize their funds! " Jun Moxie suddenly thought of his own power of gold. [It would be better to use other metals to temper the Blood of Yellow Flame.]
[Moreover, it would also help Fatty lose weight …]
"What? Cash transaction? Gold? "Tang Yuan fainted," Third Young Master, what do you want this for? That's a huge lump of gold. "
"I have a great use for it. Do as I say!" Jun Moxie said in a serious manner.
"Well, you must have your reasons. I'll go and take care of it …" Fatty Tang was somewhat puzzled. But, he still readily agreed. "But, Third Young Master, you must help me with something first."
"What is it?"
"It's that bitch, Sun Xiaomei. You don't know this, but I gave half a bottle to Sun Xiao Mei. It's the kind of pill that you gave me for women to take … and I've already finished it … But, the problem appeared after I finished it … "Tang Yuan heaved a long sigh.
"What's going on? Is there a side effect? "Jun Moxie's interest was immediately piqued. Looking at Tang Yuan's expression, it didn't seem to be anything good.
"Ai, that pill is indeed very effective. That bitch's figure has become slimmer. She can even be compared to Princess Reimu. But the problem now … is that her face is even uglier! "
Tang Yuan wanted to cry, but he had no tears to shed. He said, "Third Young Master … you don't know this. Sun Xiao Mei can charm thousands of soldiers and horses just by looking at her back. She can then turn around and scare away millions of soldiers!" This kind of comparison makes me fall apart … Especially when I think about how she's going to be my future wife … I'm falling apart even more … "
"Face? How is it ugly? "Jun Moxie was very puzzled. That Minor Yin Pill was best at nourishing one's Yin and nourishing one's face. How could it make one's face ugly? This was contrary to common sense.
"Little Mei, when she was young, she ate something unknown. Then, she suddenly became uglier and uglier, more and more out of shape … Ai, in any case, it's the kind that's hard to explain. But ever since she took your pill, her body has changed more and more. It seems that even her bones have become slender. En, more and more slender … I saw that it was effective, so I used my power for personal gain and left her half a bottle … "
Tang Yuan somewhat embarrassedly looked at Jun Moxie and scratched his head. "After a few days, every time I look at her back, I find that she's really becoming more and more enchanting. It's really too beautiful … But, but her face is becoming uglier and uglier. There are lumps and abscesses, and there are also blisters and whatnot … Third Young Master, you don't know the pain in my heart … Such a good figure … It's really a pity."
When Jun Moxie heard this, he also understood. It seemed that Sun Xiaomei's original sturdy figure was not completely formed innately. It should be that after she ate something, intentionally or unintentionally, it destroyed the Yin and Yang balance in her body. Therefore, everything developed somewhat in a masculine way. But now, the Minor Yin Pill that he refined was the nemesis of this kind of thing. As a result, Fatty Tang accidentally forced the toxins out of Sun Xiaomei's body. But because he didn't use it properly, the toxins that accumulated over the years were automatically transferred and forced onto her face. As a result, her face was too horrible to look at. This created the current delicate situation of "Looking at the back makes you want to commit a crime, looking at the side makes you want to retreat, and looking at the front makes you want to defend yourself" …
"Don't worry, I'll go take a look later. I believe it's not a big deal. Later, I'll return you a beautiful wife. But Fatty, you have to be careful. What if Sun Xiaomei becomes beautiful and kicks you … "
"Ah?!" Tang Yuan was shocked and said, "If Third Young Master didn't mention it, I really wouldn't have noticed it. If that's the case, with that woman's fierce personality, it's really possible … Should we not treat it?" He thought about it and said in distress, "But if we don't treat it … this face of hers is too unappealing …"
"Sigh, let me think of a way for you …" Jun Moxie comforted him and then rolled his eyes. "But, Fatty, even blood brothers should settle accounts clearly. Tell me honestly, if nothing happens to your wife, do you plan to let this matter of you abusing your power for personal gain go?"
"Uh …" Tang Yuan rolled his eyes.
"You also know the rules of our hall. According to the highest market price of each pill, the price will be doubled and directly deducted from your shares!" Jun Moxie said mercilessly, "If this kind of situation happens again in the future, all your shares will be confiscated!"
"Don't … Don't, Third Young Master … That's silver, shining white silver. That silver is my life. You're plotting against your brother's life. We're brothers …" Tang Yuan miserably screamed. It was as if someone had dug out his heart and liver. His heart and liver were in great pain. Snot and tears flowed down his face as he complained, "You can't do this! You're too cruel, sob sob … "
Never in his wildest dreams would he have thought that after extorting the whole world in high spirits, it would be his turn to be extorted the moment Jun Moxie returned. Could this be karma …
"Then make your choice. Do you want the wife or the silver?" Jun Moxie walked forward with his hands behind his back, ignoring Fatty's pleas.
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