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"I've set my eyes on Brother Mo Xie for a long time. I was the first one to like Brother Mo Xie! Brother Mo Xie is mine! No one can take him away! "
Dugu Xiaoyi angrily declared in a loud voice. She had forgotten what she was doing. She had also forgotten that she was the one who had caused such a big incident …
"Uh … it's yours … it's yours … but …" Jun Wuyi was sweating profusely. He nodded again and again in an attempt to appease this obviously agitated and violent little girl.
"Don't interrupt me! Listen to me! "Dugu Xiaoyi excitedly commanded. Jun Wuyi was flabbergasted.
"So, I had to take measures to protect my Brother Mo Xie from being taken away … so, I … I … I … I …" Dugu Xiaoyi's mind turned around as she spoke. She suddenly felt somewhat embarrassed. She had just said that she wouldn't allow others to interrupt her. But, she couldn't continue.
Jun Wuyi, Solitary Eagle, and the three Dong Fang brothers were staring blankly at this intrepid little girl. They were waiting for her to continue. They were exclaiming in their hearts that the younger generation would surpass the older generation in time.
"… so, I … so, I …" Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes fluttered as she stammered. The little girl had been indignant and confident a moment ago. But, she had suddenly become speechless. She had become cautious and pitiful. Such a change had made the five experts' eyebrows twitch wildly. [Strange ah …]
"… so, I wanted to cook the raw rice for Brother Mo Xie! Wouldn't he be unable to run away? And, no one else would be able to take him away! "Dugu Xiaoyi had steeled her heart. She had blushed as she closed her eyes and shouted.
The five great experts were struck by lightning at the same time. Sweat, big sweat, waterfall of sweat, Genghis Khan … In the end, they all sat down on the ground without a care for their image. They stared at the valiant little girl in front of them, dumbfounded.
"I called the guards who were protecting me over and took the aphrodisiac from them. Then, I gulped it down and went to look for Brother Mo Xie. It just so happened that Brother Mo Xie was very thirsty, so he drank it …"
Since she had already started, Dugu Xiaoyi might as well go on with her story. She didn't care about her shyness or embarrassment anymore. She had an imposing aura of someone who had already lost all sense of self. "But, but … after Big Brother Mo Xie drank it, he didn't feel like it was cooked at all. He immediately went crazy … he actually … wanted to molest me … I panicked and shouted. Then, Big Sister Guan came in to save me … Then, I escaped … It's all because of me … Big Sister Guan … Boohoo …"
This time, the five experts were no longer sweating. It was as if they had been struck by lightning. They stared blankly at the same time, their mouths crooked and their eyes slanted.
This kind of bizarre matter was really full of ups and downs when it came out from the mouth of this beautiful little girl who was like a pearl or a piece of jade. They had never thought that the cause of this matter would actually be this. What was this and what was this? She had planned to cook the rice herself, but she didn't allow others to cook when they wanted to. In the end, she had even cooked the third party …
She really cooked a good rice ah!
The five experts made the same action at the same time. Their faces were filled with black lines, and they were all speechless …
They had originally known that this little girl was very tough. But they had never thought that they had still underestimated her! And they had still greatly underestimated her! — This little girl had actually become tough to this extent! What was called a fierce girl? Wasn't this it?
Because of jealousy, she had actually drugged her lover with aphrodisiac, and wanted to cook the rice that was cooked. Not only that … but after she had successfully drugged him, she was so scared that she had to run away … This kind of thing was really unheard of since ancient times!
The standard example of running away after setting fire to the fire …
The great Dugu Xiaoyi had once again opened up a new river in the history of the Xuan Xuan Continent! This was definitely a magnificent feat that had never been done before and would never be repeated in the future! And it was a first class huge feat!
It was really too awesome!
"I am completely shocked … Little girl, tell me honestly, do you know what 'cooked rice' means?" Dongfang Wen Dao's mouth was wide open, and his eyes were wide open, and his eyebrows were twitching.
"Of course I know, cooked rice means that a man and a woman have a mutual understanding of each other's hearts, and will never be separated again!" Dugu Xiaoyi pouted, and stomped her feet. She then said fiercely, "No one can snatch him away!"
The five of them had the urge to faint at the same time.
"The medicine that you drugged … cough cough, what was it called? How much did you put in? "Jun Wuyi swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and asked with a trace of hope.
"That medicine was called … something like 'lifting up a hundred catties' …" Dugu Xiaoyi tilted her head and thought for a while. She then said with some annoyance, "What a strange name! It's very hard to pronounce, and if it wasn't for my good memory, I really wouldn't have remembered it … "
"What? Lifting up a hundred catties … "The five of them sighed and shook their heads at the same time.
This was the best medicine for men, and it had an extremely strong aphrodisiac effect. Moreover, it could ignite a man's impulses to the maximum, to the point where he would lose his mind. It would be impossible to stop until the medicinal effect was completely released.
The most terrible thing was that this medicine was quite tyrannical, and only a little bit was needed for it to be effective.
Jun Wuyi's face turned pale when he thought of this, and his lips trembled as he asked, "This … cough cough, Xiao Yi, don't talk about these useless things first. Tell the Third Uncle, how much medicine did you put in the wine gourd? How many nails? "
How many nails? The three Dongfang brothers and the Solitary Eagle had a strange expression on their faces. They didn't think that the Blood General would actually know the correct usage of this medicine … This was really surprising … But they were all worried about Jun Moxie, so they didn't laugh.
"How many nails? I don't know, it's not that troublesome, it's such a big bag … "Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes were wide open, and she used her two hands to measure the size of the small bag, and said," I put it all in, I wanted to let him drink a cup at that time. Maybe Brother Mo Xie was very thirsty, but in the blink of an eye, he drank the whole gourd of wine! He drank so fast! "
"Put it all in! He drank the whole gourd of wine? "The five of them exclaimed at the same time, and looked at each other in dismay.
Oh my God, things are really going to get serious this time …
"You, you … you little girl, why are you … making trouble! You're really making trouble! "Jun Wuyi was completely panic-stricken. With so much medicine, a person would explode from overeating. Suddenly, he shouted in a stern voice, "You, you, that family general of yours is too ridiculous! How could he carry aphrodisiac on the march?! This is simply a disgraceful behavior! Violating military discipline is unforgivable! This is the typical behavior of a perverted bandit! "
Jun Wuyi was somewhat flustered and exasperated. In fact, it was obvious that he wasn't able to catch the rabbit and eat the dog. His face was somewhat malevolent, and he was also somewhat afraid. [So much weight of a hundred kilograms is bound to lead to that. What if Mo Xie is really … spoiled … then what should we do?]
[I'm counting on this one shot … such a possibility is almost non-existent. Then, wouldn't the Jun Family have no descendants?] [There's also Qing Han. Qing Han is the daughter-in-law of the Jun Family, but she's still a virgin. What if she dies because she can't bear it? What should we do?]
Dongfang Wenjian was also panic-stricken, and said, "How about we rush in, and catch them. Then, we'll circulate our martial arts, and force out that aphrodisiac? This is an urgent matter, and we don't have time to think too much …"
"You're a pig! Aphrodisiac isn't poison! Poison can be forced out if it's in the blood vessels and meridians. But, aphrodisiac has penetrated deep into the marrow, and is capable of evoking the most primal impulse in the human body. How can it be forced out?! "Jun Wuyi seemed to have lost his reason, and started to rain curses on them.
"Besides, what will happen to Qing Han if we rush in like this? What will happen to Mo Xie? You pig brain! This is an urgent matter, bullsh * t! "Jun Wuyi was going crazy.
However, Dongfang Wenjian didn't care. He understood Jun Wuyi's feelings very well, because he himself was feeling the same way.
Solitary Eagle pondered for a moment, and then comforted them, "Everyone calm down, and don't panic. Don't forget that Mo Xie has inherited his master's legacy. He's a master of both martial arts and medicine, and his attainments are extraordinary. I believe that with his master's extraordinary skills, Mo Xie will be fine."
Jun Wuyi sighed, and his emotions slowly stabilized. His eyes were filled with worry as he said, "I hope so."
The three Dongfang Wenqing brothers suddenly became curious, and asked, "Mo Xie's master? Who is that? Since when did Mo Xie have a master? " The three of them were most curious about the words' Mo Xie's master '. They seemed to have some sort of magical power. Even Jun Wuyi, who had sunk into a half-crazed state, suddenly sobered up. [Why?]
"You've seen his master. He's a real expert!" Solitary Eagle's face was filled with admiration. The three of them could see that this respect came from the bottom of his heart. It wasn't an act.
"We've seen him? Who is he? How can we not have an impression of such an expert? " The three Dongfang Wenqing brothers were shocked. It must be known that Solitary Eagle was one of the 'Eight Great Masters'. Moreover, he was the most arrogant of them all. So, Dongfang Wenqing couldn't think of anyone in this world who was worthy of his admiration.
"Mo Xie's master is the mysterious black-robed man who got rid of Li Jue Tian that day!" Solitary Eagle said in an amazed tone.
The four of them were left speechless. Even Jun Wuyi had only found out that the mysterious and powerful black-robed man from that day was Jun Moxie's master.
[No wonder that senior was so protective of the Jun Family.] Jun Wu Ye had finally uncovered the biggest doubt in his heart. [So, he's Mo Xie's master …]
Dugu Xiaoyi scratched her head as she saw everyone's reaction. So, she asked in a puzzled manner, "What's wrong with everyone? Is the medicine not good?"
"It's good?" Jun Wuyi looked at her powerlessly. The little girl's face was full of confusion and naivety. She was waiting for Jun Wuyi to point out the right path for her.
"That medicine's not good. The key thing is … I say, little girl, you've cooked the wrong rice." Dongfang Wen Dao grinned and said, "You're the one who wants to cook the uncooked rice. You've already placed the rice in the pot, added water, and lit the stove. But, when the rice is done, you left on your own. You cooked the rice, but it was eaten by someone else. So, you've worked hard for nothing. You've harmed yourself to help others … "
Dongfang Wen Dao sighed deeply, "You've worked hard for someone else. But, you've made wedding clothes for someone else. God makes fools of people!"
Ever since they found out that Jun Mo Xie's master was a mysterious expert, everyone felt more at ease. Dongfang Wen Dao was also in the mood to make fun of Dugu Xiaoyi.
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