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How can a man carry an aphrodisiac on him? What kind of logic is this? We have wives and concubines, and we still have money in our pockets. Nowadays, brothels are quite common, where can't we solve our physiological needs? Is there a need to carry an aphrodisiac? That's a tool used by perverts!
If someone were to take out an aphrodisiac, wouldn't that be blatantly telling everyone: I'm a perverted pervert!?
How can I live in the future? Don't I have any shame?
For a moment, the dozen or so burly men opened their mouths and stared blankly. They didn't know how to respond at all, much like wooden and clay statues.
"Aiya, I'm only using this to research the antidote. It's really out of kindness, not to do anything bad. Do you guys need to look like this?" Dugu Xiaoyi had a guilty conscience, but her mouth was still stubborn. She continued to persuade them, patiently guiding them: "Besides, if I research the antidote because of you guys taking out an aphrodisiac, all the women in the world will no longer have to worry. I don't know how many sisters will be grateful to you! You guys are the biggest contributors to this war. "
Everyone's face darkened, not saying a word.
Of course you're not going to do something bad, because even if you want to do something bad, you don't have the ability! In this matter, it seems that other than being taken advantage of, there's no other way for you to take advantage of …
"Hand it over, hand it over, just hand it over …" Dugu Xiaoyi stretched out her hand, her face full of eagerness.
"Reporting to Miss, we don't have it!" The leader of the guards said.
"We can have it now, at most you give it to me, I won't tell anyone that it's yours!" The little girl's expression became more and more amiable!
"We really don't have it, we really don't have it!" The leader instantly broke out in a cold sweat. If we get an aphrodisiac from me, we'll be immediately dismissed when we return! Moreover, there's no guarantee that there won't be suspicious people torturing us. Even if you beat me to death, I won't give in, not to mention that we really don't have it on hand!
"We don't have it either!" The ten or so people replied righteously, standing ramrod straight. Everyone was very clear about this point.
What's more, they were out on a regular military operation. They didn't even have time to abstain from sex, yet they were still doing those things. Were their brains really moldy?!
"F * ck!" Dugu Xiaoyi scolded in a crisp voice, causing the mouths of the dozen people to twitch. They didn't expect this young lady to scold them in such a direct manner. "So many men, why didn't you bring a single one?"
The ten or so people nodded their heads like chickens pecking at rice.
"Since none of you have, then let's all be punished together. Guards! "Dugu Xiaoyi ordered with a murderous look," Drag these twelve fellows out and give each of them a hundred strokes! "
Everyone was dumbfounded.
We didn't bring any aphrodisiac with us. We were just honest men at home. How could we have committed a crime? Not only are we good men, but we are also soldiers. Soldiers on the battlefield, is it wrong not to think about that thing? What kind of logic was that?
Heaven, Earth, give us a place to reason things out, please?
Following Dugu Xiaoyi's order, a few ferocious guards immediately came in. These people were Jun Moxie's personal team. They were selected from the two hundred and fifty people to take care of Dugu Xiaoyi. Every one of them was skilled in martial arts. They didn't care whether the little lass's order was reasonable or not. They just followed her orders and dragged these people out to carry out the 'military law'.
"Wait!" The leader of the guards broke out in cold sweat. If the one hundred strokes were to really hit them, the dozen or so of them would probably be wiped out here. At this point, it was better to comply with the little princess's wishes. After that, they would go and report to Miss Guan Qing Han and ask her to take good care of the little princess. Presumably, nothing would happen to her. If they really lost their lives because of this matter, it would be too unjust …
"Oh? Do you have it now? "Dugu Xiaoyi waved her hand to dismiss the guards and asked excitedly.
"Skinny Monkey, you should have it on you, right? I remember that you had some stashed away when we first left Tian Xiang. So, take it out! "the leader of the guards stared at the thinnest man in the group and said in an indisputable manner.
"I … I …" the man called 'Skinny Monkey' blinked his eyes pitifully. He didn't know what to say. He hadn't expected that his Boss would sell him out under the threat of a hundred strokes …
"You what? Quickly take it out! "the leader of the guards rebuked. He then bitterly scolded," You good-for-nothing guy! "
"But … but I took it for myself. I thought that this trip to the Southern Heaven City wasn't a real military operation. So, I was planning to relax on the way back …" Skinny Monkey looked at his Boss with a pitiful expression. His skinny face had turned red. In fact, he was so embarrassed that he couldn't show his face.
Someone couldn't help but giggle.
[Explaining is covering up, and covering up means that it's true. What kind of man would carry aphrodisiac with him?] Everyone knew the answer to this question without asking.
"Is it for men to eat?" Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes lit up, "That's good! Eh … that's barely acceptable … quickly hand it over! I'm anxious to study it! "
Skinny Monkey was depressed and ashamed. He trembled as he fished out a small paper package from his bosom. He held it in his hand, and wanted to hand it over. But, he had some misgivings. He had clearly seen the strange look in his companions' eyes as they looked at him. So, he wished that he could dig a hole, jump in, and bury himself in it.
[This is embarrassing!]
[I don't know how much money I'll have to spend to shut these guys' mouths. It's not a big deal if only these guys know that I'm his brothers. But, I'll have to take a knife to my own throat if these people spread the word that I'm … not good …]
Dugu Xiaoyi became impatient when she saw that guy's shyness. She suddenly jumped over and snatched the package. She laughed happily. Then, she remembered that she had to keep a straight face. She asked seriously, "This thing … how do I use it?"
Skinny Monkey's face and neck turned red. He struggled and said, "You just need to pick up a fingernail, dissolve it in wine, and drink it …"
"Pfft …" A few people behind him couldn't help but burst out laughing. Then, they hurriedly covered their mouths with their hands and coughed. Their bodies spasmed, and the muscles on their faces twisted …
"Oh …" Dugu Xiao Yi nodded in understanding. She had the appearance of an expert. She asked, "What's the reaction after using it? Will it harm the body? "
"This … won't! As for the reaction … uh, this reaction … "Sweat as big as soybeans fell from Skinny Monkey's face. He really didn't know how to answer. His face had almost turned sallow.
Everyone behind him moved in the same manner. They covered their mouths with one hand, and covered their stomachs with the other. Then, their bodies started to tremble …
"Oh … I know. I know. There's nothing else for you to do. You can all go." Dugu Xiaoyi's face turned red. She seemed to have realized that her question was inappropriate. So, she waved her hand. Everyone felt as if they had been pardoned from a crime. They hastily turned around and walked out. But, they heard Dugu Xiaoyi shout, "Wait!"
"This matter … is a secret. Do you understand? This matter concerns the happiness of millions of women. So, it must not be leaked! " Dugu Xiaoyi spoke in a dignified manner, "Especially my brothers. They can't know about it. Do you understand? Well, I … I'm afraid that they'll steal it. Yes, I'm afraid that they'll steal it. What can we do about it? "
[What? Afraid that they'll steal it? Do the Dugu Family's Dashao need to steal it?] Everyone's complexion became extremely strange. Dugu Xiaoyi's brothers would've vomited blood and fainted if they had heard these words. [We're very normal ah …]
Dugu Xiaoyi glared at them, "So, they can't know about it! If someone told them, hmph, I'll … I'll … I'll pour the entire packet into someone's stomach! " Do you understand? "
"Yes, we understand!" Everyone hastily retreated. They hadn't gone far when they suddenly threw themselves on the ground. They then started to roll on the ground while laughing. In fact, they were laughing so hard that they couldn't stop.
"You … you …" Skinny Monkey was angry and ashamed. His eyes were wide open. His cheeks didn't have much flesh to begin with. But, he was also trembling.
"Ha ha ha … I'm dying of laughter … Skinny Monkey is such a resourceful person. It's really … unexpected. No wonder this guy always runs far away whenever we go to a brothel … Ha ha ha … these Young Masters also steal it … I'm so proud …" Several people held their bellies, and started to roll on the ground … They were laughing so hard that they started to roll on the ground.
Skinny Monkey's face turned purple as he trembled. He suddenly hugged a tree, and ferociously hit his head against it a few times …
He wanted to cry, but no tears came out …
The leader of the family guards coughed a few times after laughing enough. He then said, "I've laughed enough. So, I must tell everyone that no one is allowed to divulge today's matter. I believe that everyone knows the consequences of this matter once it gets out. And, none of you will have a good time when that time comes! Today, no one has received a hundred strokes of the stick. So, I'm sure that no one wants to be punished by military law in the future. Do you understand? "
Everyone nodded, and indicated that they would keep this a secret.
"I must go and see Miss Guan. I must ask her to take good care of the Little Princess. But, we mustn't cause a disaster …" The leader of the family guards hurriedly left …
In the tent … Dugu Xiaoyi carefully wrapped the small paper bag with her handkerchief. She then put it in her bosom, and guiltily looked left and right. Then, she exposed a complacent smile.
"Humph humph humph …" Dugu Xiaoyi was very happy. She wanted to sing. She smiled, and revealed a pair of small canine teeth. Then, she bounced over to the mirror, and carefully examined her face. She then muttered to herself, "I'll see where you can run to. Humph humph, Jun Moxie, I'm going to force myself on you. I'm going to cook the raw rice into the cooked rice, and you're going to run away! Humph, Sister Guan, don't blame this little sister for being disloyal! Hehe, let's see how you're going to snatch it now! "
Dugu Xiaoyi beamed with joy as she thought of this. Then, she made a funny face.
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