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Since Jun Moxie knew so much, how could he not know his mother's name? The three of them were obviously excited, and their eyes were filled with affection. It was as if they had seen their loved ones. How could Jun Moxie not see it?
But Jun Moxie was thinking: Isn't this too much of a coincidence?
I've just said my name, and now I have three uncles?
Jun Mo Xie smiled bitterly. This was the first time in his life that he had felt at a loss. So, he forced a smile and said, "I … that … he he … my Third Uncle is right behind me. And, he might be rushing over soon. So … he he … this … that … should we wait for him …"
"Why is he behind us?" Dongfang Wenjian wrinkled his eyebrows in dissatisfaction: "Why isn't he at the front?"
"The Third Uncle is the commander-in-chief, so he naturally has to accompany the army. I'm the vanguard …" Jun Mo Xie continued: "I'm here to open a path and build a bridge …"
Jun Mo Xie started to sweat as he finished speaking. Even Guan Qing Han and Dugu Xiaoyi couldn't help but chuckle. When did this kid fulfill his duty as a vanguard? Not to mention opening a path and building a bridge …
He did open up a path through the mountains, but he could only open up a path that could only allow one carriage to pass through. As for building a bridge when there was a river … that was just nonsense …
"What? Jun Wuyi is a bastard! He's letting my nephew be his vanguard! What if something happens? Do you have no memory at all? Have you forgotten what happened in the past? "Dongfang Wen Qing was furious. "My sister only has one son, and he has the nerve to use him as a general? What a bastard! What a bastard! "
Dongfang Wenjian and Dongfang Wen Dao were also furious. They were rubbing their fists, eager to teach Jun Wuyi a lesson.
Everyone was flabbergasted. What was going on? These three unacknowledged uncles in front of them were a little too protective, weren't they?
"Ah … Mo Xie … the rumors say that the Jun Family's Third Young Master is a debauchee, a bully, a hooligan, a ruffian … this … it can't be referring to you, right? Do you have a cousin with a similar name? " Dongfang Wenqing found it difficult to find the right words. He even made a conjecture that he couldn't believe …
Jun Mo Xie, Dugu Xiao Yi, Guan Qing Han, and the four bodyguards were left dumbstruck. Their foreheads were filled with black lines.
"Aiya, I say, big brother, your question is too pointless." Dongfang Wen Jian was very dissatisfied with his big brother's question, "Look at our good nephew. He is so handsome and tall. At such a young age, he is already so well-versed in martial arts. Even our third brother was ruthlessly defeated by him … Does he look like a good-for-nothing debauchee?"
"What do you mean by 'defeated by him'?" Dongfang Wen Dao was very dissatisfied. He retorted, "I saw that he's young, and he's our nephew. So, I was just playing with him. With my skills, how could I lose to a little kid like him?"
"Bah, don't you feel embarrassed saying that? You already knew that he was our nephew before this? What nonsense are you talking about? " Dongfang Wen Jian snorted disdainfully, "You're the one who's not skilled enough, yet you still have the nerve to find an objective reason. Besides, it's not shameful to lose to our own nephew. Why are you wasting time? You really don't have the demeanor of an elder. "
He paused for a while and said, "Just like Big Brother. Such a good nephew had to ask for trouble himself. I've never seen an uncle who would put a bucket of sh * t on his nephew's head … "
"I'm just asking!" Dongfang Wen Qing said in a dignified manner, "You two, don't be impatient! Shut your mouths!"
Jun Moxie was embarrassed.
Since his two lives, he had rarely been so embarrassed. Not only did he express his feelings wrongly, he even stabbed his own uncle with a knife. It was fine that he stabbed him, but he still kept showing off his name. It turned out that his name was really well-known, but it was a bad name. It was impossible for him to be as bright as the moon in the sky. It was already good enough that he didn't go down in history.
Dugu Xiaoyi giggled. She clutched her stomach, and trembled. She would mischievously look at Jun Moxie from time to time. She winked, and laughed even harder.
Wang Dong and the other three turned their faces away. They were afraid that Jun Moxie would see them stifle their laughter. Their faces were distorted, and they were making strange 'chi chi chi' sounds.
Guan Qing Han was the most composed among them. She was also trying hard to hold back her laughter. However, her frosty face had already started to show signs of melting. As the daughter-in-law of the Jun Family, she had some understanding of her mother-in-law's family. She knew that this family wasn't famous in the world, but they possessed extraordinary power. Today, she had witnessed it with her own eyes. Any one of these three uncles had the astonishing strength of Shen Xuan!
Guan Qing Han exclaimed in surprise. She had hidden her worries in the depths of her heart. She knew that they would have to face the Xue Hun Manor on this trip to Tian Fa. Jun Wuyi and Jun Moxie were very straightforward. So, it would be very easy for them to get into a conflict with each other. So, she felt a lot more at ease now that they had these great experts with them.
Jun Moxie stared at them. He scratched his head. Then, he put down his hands, and shrugged his shoulders. Then, he spoke with an innocent look on his face, "Tian Xiang City … there isn't a second Jun Moxie. The third generation of the Jun Family doesn't have a male heir besides me … But, are you sure that they're talking about me?"
"Don't tell me that it's really you?" Dongfang Wenqing and the other two opened their eyes wide in shock. "You're that heinous and heartless debauchee from the rumors?"
"Fu * k!" Jun Moxie's face turned black. He angrily said, "Who dares to ruin my reputation? I'm not that kind of person! This is the biggest joke in the world! This is the Tang Empire! I'm young and promising. I'm kind and charitable. I'm handsome and elegant. I'm also highly respected in Tian Xiang City. I'm chivalrous, courageous, and courageous. It can be said that I'm a household name. Who doesn't know about me … "
Dugu Xiaoyi made a 'quack' sound. Then, she clutched her stomach and started to convulse.
Dongfang Wenqing and the other two were also shocked. Then, their faces twitched. Dongfang Wenjian glared at him, "You bastard, who are you calling your brother? I'm your uncle! You don't know how to read the situation! "
Jun Moxie pulled at his hair and said in a depressed manner, "Your identities … that … have yet to be determined! We'll have to wait for my Third Uncle to come before we can confirm it! "
The three Shen Xuan brothers blew their beards and glared at each other. They were depressed. [What are you talking about? Don't tell me that your shameful Third Uncle doesn't approve of our status as his uncles?]
That night, the tents were set up. Dongfang Wenqing and the other two took up three of the tents as if it was a given.
At night, Dugu Xiaoyi and Guan Qing Han sneaked out. One kept watch, and the other went to take a bath. Young Master Jun, who had just lost a great opportunity, couldn't help but sigh in frustration as he looked at his three uncles who had suddenly appeared. He really wished that he could knock these three people unconscious and throw them out before they could confirm their identities.
Jun Moxie secretly cursed in his heart. [Don't be fooled by the fact that you're my uncles. Humph, so what? If it weren't for the fact that I can't beat you, I would've done it already …]
[Plans can't keep up with changes!]
[A plan that can't be put into practice, no matter how brilliant it is, is nothing but a beautiful picture!]
[I can't carry out my wonderful plan. But, I still have to keep my spirits up and chat with them.]
[It turns out that chatting is also a kind of physical work?]
"So, you're saying that your trip to Tian Nan this time is a trap? In fact, it's a trap with no chance of survival? "Dongfang Wenqing had a dignified expression on her face.
"Whether it's a trap or not is another matter. But, the Tian Nan region has many enemies." Jun Moxie smiled mischievously, "Moreover, our enemies aren't ordinary people. The Silver Blizzard City is one of them. The Xue Hun Manor is another. As for the others … humph … those troublemakers that we've planted in the military camp aren't worth mentioning."
The three of them sucked in a cold breath, "The Silver Blizzard City is clear. But, what about the Xue Hun Manor?"
Jun Moxie smiled bitterly. He then explained the whole story. Then, he helplessly said, "Sister-in-law insisted on following us to Tian Nan. She was worried about us uncle and nephew. How could I not know her intentions? She has always stood aloof from worldly affairs. So, how could she have threatened to die in order to follow us to Tian Nan if it weren't for this? I've already thought of this. But, I'm still thinking of countermeasures. "
"Li Jue Tian's bastard son wants to steal our nephew's wife? Fu * k! He must've eaten a leopard's gall! " Jun Moxie had barely finished speaking when Dongfang Wenqing and the other two jumped up. Their faces were filled with righteous indignation. They couldn't restrain their anger.
"This Old Man won't say anything when we arrive at the Xue Hun Manor. I'll castrate that brat! He's a toad who wants to eat swan meat! Damn it! He'll take a piss and look at his face! "Dongfang Wen Dao angrily waved his hand.
Jun Moxie gasped. He hadn't expected that the three of them would have such a big reaction.
"Mo Xie, you're talking about sister-in-law … isn't she that cold girl who was with you today?" Dongfang Wenqing asked cautiously.
"Yes, that's her." Jun Mo Xie casually agreed. He felt that it was rather boring to talk to these three elders, and he was already feeling a little drowsy.
"Alas, she's also a bitter child. Her husband died before she could even see him a few times. Then, she went to live in your Jun Family as a widow. She's like a flower, but her youth is wasted. She's left to live alone in her room. What kind of pain is that? "Dongfang Wenqing sighed.
A trace of a smile appeared on Dongfang Wen Jian's thin and callous face as he said, "Mo Xie, in my opinion, this little girl's forehead is full, her eyebrows are delicate, and her figure is graceful. This is a very suitable appearance for a man. Moreover, her looks are quite fresh, right?"
Jun Moxie supported his chin with his hand, and said in a daze, "Yes, she's quite fresh. Gulp ~ ~ ~" He then swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"That's right. What else is there to say?" Dongfang Wen Dao clapped his hands and said happily, "She's surnamed Jun. So, how can she run away? My eldest nephew is gone, but I still have a younger nephew. As the saying goes, keep the goodies within the family … "
"Shut up, Third Brother! What nonsense are you talking about? "Dongfang Wenqing's face darkened. He scolded in a stern voice," What do you mean keep the goodies within the family? Is this something an uncle like you can say? You're really presumptuous! You're indulging in wild fantasies and making irresponsible remarks! Your head is full of shameful thoughts! "
Dongfang Wen Dao was most afraid of this elder brother. Seeing that he was angry, he immediately shrunk his head, and didn't dare to utter another word.
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