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Apart from the fact that some of these fellows were a bit older and some were a bit more inexperienced and immature, all of them basically looked the same. They looked like septuplets. All of them were tall and sturdy, with round eyes and beards on their cheeks. At first glance, these seven heads looked a bit like a rectangle lying on the ground.
They were really too awesome! How did they manage to feed them? This nest of them were all Zhang Fei's ultimate style. If they were brought to modern times to act in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, none of them would need any makeup. Moreover, they would definitely be more original than the original, fiercer than Zhang Fei.
Jun Moxie suddenly felt a kind of 'amazement' in his heart. It must have been hard on the three brothers of the Dugu Family. What kind of tacit understanding did they have for their sons to be born like this? They were really too talented …
"Jun Moxie! Where do you think you're running to?! " Dugu Ying, who was the leader, had sharp eyes. He saw Jun Moxie at a glance and roared like thunder. The six brothers behind him shouted in unison, "Jun Moxie, where do you think you're running to?!"
Thunder from the Nine Heavens!
The flowers and plants in the courtyard were frightened, and they couldn't help but sway in the wind.
Jun Moxie was admiring the Creator's uncanny workmanship in his heart. The world was really full of strange things! Suddenly, his vision darkened. Seven iron towers stood in front of him. The seven big faces were as black as the bottom of a pot, and their fourteen eyes were staring fiercely at Jun Moxie. Even the shortest one was half a head taller than Jun Moxie.
Those who didn't know would definitely think that Jun Dashao owed these fierce brothers a lot of money!
In the past, the story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs was passed down through the ages. Today, I will personally reveal the unspeakable story of Jun Moxie and the Seven Giants …
Jun Moxie let his imagination run wild. He took a step back and looked at the seven brothers. If he didn't take a step back, he would have to look up. Putting on an elegant smile, he said, "So it's Big Brother Seven Dugu, my apologies for not recognizing you. Uh, I'll call someone to serve tea."
"Don't even think about slipping away. You're still too inexperienced to play such a trick in front of me!" Dugu Ying's face was filled with malevolence as he clenched his fists, causing his knuckles to crackle. "Jun Moxie, you really have guts to bully my little sister! You have guts! See if I don't beat your pretty boy face into a persimmon today! "
"What? Bully your sister? Dugu Xiaoyi?! Where did this come from? What's going on?! "Jun Mo Xie was stunned and couldn't figure it out. This time, his expression wasn't fake. 'I've always been the one being oppressed. When did I turn the tables?' I don't know?
In his heart, he had a deeper understanding of the saying 'The Dugu family has never been reasonable'. 'It's obviously your little sister who bullies me every day. Even if you're distorting the truth, you shouldn't do this, right? I haven't even complained to Grandpa yet, and you're the villains complaining first? ' 'This is ridiculous!'
'Just that little girl, Dugu Xiaoyi, with your Dugu family's tyranny, who in this world dares to bully her?' 'This is simply an autumn fairy tale.'
"You still dare to deny it! Do you want to deny it?! "Dugu Xiong roared from the side. Halfway through his roar, he suddenly raised his head in confusion. His large nostrils took two deep breaths and blinked." What's that smell? Why is it so fragrant? It's too fragrant! "
The other six people were indeed a family. Almost at the same time, they sensed that something was wrong. This smell was too … too tempting. They didn't come back to their senses for a moment, but were roused by Dugu Xiong's words. Ignoring Jun Moxie, they all moved their nostrils to search for the smell. Their seven pairs of nostrils madly inhaled, turning the surroundings into a vacuum.
Jun Moxie inexplicably felt a little suffocating. Hmm, insufficient oxygen supply? What kind of lung capacity is this?!
"It smells too good. Why does it smell like wine?" Dugu Ying closed his eyes and moved his nose, his face full of confidence.
"Nonsense! How can there be such fragrant wine? I'm going to get drunk! "Dugu Xiong was still looking up at the sky with an intoxicated expression.
"This is definitely not wine. It's immortal wine." Dugu Hao looked like an expert, shaking his head as if he had drunk it before.
"F * ck off! What immortal wine? How ignorant, go to the side and stay there … "Dugu Jie cursed.
"My uncle is your father. Why don't you tell him to go to the side and try?" Dugu Hao's face and neck turned red as he retorted sarcastically.
"Could it be knockout incense?" Dugu Chung said it was knockout incense, but his nose was still madly sniffing.
"Even if it's knockout incense, I'd rather be drugged every day. Heavens, let me be drugged a little longer. What if I can't smell it anymore?!" Dugu Shang's face was full of intoxication. Among the seven brothers, he was the one who sniffed the loudest.
"Useless!" Dugu Qian despised the conduct of his six brothers. He cursed them with infinite contempt, but he himself closed his eyes in intoxication.
… …
The seven of them were all shaking their heads, closing their eyes and sniffing wildly. They didn't notice that less than ten feet in front of them were extremely conspicuous large jars of wine. The glistening yellow wine inside was emitting an intoxicating fragrance, drilling into their nostrils.
Jun Moxie was dumbfounded. There's actually such a person in this world! And there's seven of them at once! Nature's creation is indeed wonderful … He couldn't help but cough.
Startled by his voice, the seven brothers finally came to their senses. They opened their eyes with some embarrassment. Seeing Jun Moxie in front of them, they immediately remembered their mission. Just as they were about to step forward and grab this brat to hand in their mission, the seven of them suddenly stopped in their tracks. Their fourteen eyeballs simultaneously stared.
That thing was actually wine. How could wine be so clear and transparent? What kind of wine in this world could emit such an intoxicating fragrance?!
"Big brother, look … is that really wine?" Dugu Jie gulped down his saliva, "It's so f * cking fragrant."
"Nonsense! If it's not wine, can it be vinegar? Does your family's vinegar smell so good? It's really good wine. Why haven't I seen such good wine before?! "Dugu Hao's saliva dripped onto the floor, but he did not forget to mock them.
"Don't talk about seeing it, I've never even heard of it! I really want a taste! "Dugu Chung used his sleeve to wipe his mouth. With two smacking sounds, his sleeve became wet.
"Nonsense! Who doesn't want a taste?! "The six brothers looked at him in disdain.
"Jun Moxie!" Dugu Ying let out an earth-shattering roar. Immediately after, his voice became gentle, "In your hand, what's that?"
It was hard to imagine that a fierce man like Zhang Fei could speak in such a gentle manner!
"Don't you understand? It's a wine cup, what else can it be?!" Jun Mo Xie swirled the wine in his glass, and accidentally spilled some of the wine in the glass onto the ground. Suddenly, the aroma of the wine in the surrounding became at least twice as strong.
The seven of them widened their eyes at the same time and lowered their heads in unison. Looking at the wet patch on the ground, their eyes were about to spit fire. It was a heinous sin to waste such a fine wine that they had never seen or heard of before! How could this be tolerated? Uncle can tolerate it, but I can't … even we can't tolerate it!
"I know that's a wine cup! I'm asking you, what's in that wine cup? "Dugu Ying growled in a low voice.
"This is my home! I can put whatever I want in my wine cup. I can put vinegar in it, and I can even pour soy sauce in it. "Jun Moxie did not even bat an eyelid. Instead, he simply crossed his legs and leisurely said," Of course, I can also pour wine. "
As he said the last two words, he raised the wine cup and took another sip. His mouth clicked twice, and as if awakened from a dream, his eyes widened. "Right, what are you guys doing here? Hurry up and tell me, if there's nothing else, please leave. "
The eyes of the Dugu brothers hadn't left Jun Mo Xie's hand. They were still shaking the wine glass in his hand. Their hearts were jumping up and down. They were afraid that even a little bit of the wine would spill out. That would be such a waste of God's gift!
"We were ordered to capture you …" Dugu Xiong replied casually. Before he could finish, Dugu Hao fiercely stomped on his foot, causing him to jump up and down in pain.
"We were ordered to invite Young Master Jun to our residence for a chat. In order to deepen the friendship between the Jun and Dugu families. "Dugu Hao strove to put on a refined appearance, shaking his head and emphasizing every word. As he shook his head, the saliva at the corner of his mouth flew in all directions, and Jun Moxie had no choice but to cover the mouth of the wine cup with his hand.
Dugu Ying, who was at the side, suddenly became smart, and understood with just a little bit. He opened his mouth, and was about to speak, but was unable to speak due to the saliva in his mouth. He swallowed it with a 'gulp', and then said, "Yes, yes, that's what my family's old man meant. The friendship between our two families is deep, and there's no distinction between us. Anything good can be shared, he he he …"
The other six nodded in unison, and their movements were orderly. Six beautiful parabolas appeared at the corners of the mouths of the six fierce men.
"Ah ha, Old Dugu is too polite." Jun Moxie's face was full of impatience, and he casually poured the wine in his cup with a 'shua' sound. The wine had not been diluted yet, and the aftereffects were extremely strong. Jun Mo Xie naturally didn't want to drink too much. In any case, it wasn't a rare thing. So, he happily stood up and said, "If that's the case, then let's go. We don't want to keep Elder Dugu waiting."
"Fu * k!" The seven brothers saw that Jun Moxie had actually poured a large cup of the best quality wine, and simultaneously opened their mouths in unison.
"What ~ ~?" Jun Moxie dragged out his voice.
"He he he he …" The seven brothers laughed hollowly at the same time. Dugu Ying said with a drooling face, "Young Master Jun, our two families have a deep friendship, and we brothers have come together to invite you. This wine of yours, can we … have a taste?"
Jun Moxie's face was full of reluctance, and he shook his head like a rattle drum, "No, no, I don't have much here. This is a never-before-seen top quality wine, and only one drop is too strong. Even if one drop is not worth a thousand gold, it's still a drop, and I still have to slowly enjoy it. " Saying that, he casually pointed his finger, and said in a regretful tone, "I only have these few jars, if I drink it all, there won't be any left."
This time, it did not matter. The seven brothers' eyes followed the direction of his finger, and suddenly, their eyes could not move away!
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