"You should know that women are divided into three grades. The top grade is like tea, its fragrance is subtle and full of meaning. Drinking it will make one's heart and soul drunk. The charm is extraordinary, elegant and exquisite, charming and pleasing to the eye. The middle grade is like soup, like tomato egg soup. Green onions are cunning and egg blossoms are wisdom. Whether she is beautiful or ugly depends on the seasoning. The seasoning needs to be careful. The best taste is also the beauty of the top grade … "
"Oh! Brother Wang is so knowledgeable. What is the lower grade? "
Yan Li said, "The lower grade is like water, let's not talk about it."
These were copied word for word. If Lianhai Zhangjin was here, she would have a new understanding of his shamelessness.
The two people talking were Pang Bo and Liu Wenzheng.
"But why haven't I seen you before?" Liu Wenzheng suddenly asked.
At this time, they turned out of the rockery and came to a small pavilion. Yan Li poured a cup of wine from the stone table. After a sip, he said with a smile, "I was recuperating in my hometown, so I don't know you. Come, come, let's sit down and talk. "
The two smiled and sat down. Liu Wenzheng said, "Brother Wang's understanding of women is really refreshing. You must have seen countless women. Why don't you tell us, how does it feel?"
Pang Bo immediately pricked up his ears, afraid to miss a word.
Yan Li was startled, "What do you mean?"
"Ah, it's that. Brother Wang, don't play dumb. There are no outsiders here." Liu Wenzheng said bitterly, "You don't know this, but my father strictly forbade me from touching women before I turn twenty. He even said that it was because he didn't learn from my grandfather's mistakes that he made forty look like sixty …"
"No way, Brother Liu!" Pang Bo laughed, "You actually haven't had sex. You usually talk so much, but it turns out you're just a paper tiger."
Liu Wenzheng said with disdain, "Brother Pang, don't pretend. Everyone is like this. Everyone is suppressed. Even when visiting a brothel, you have to be sneaky like you're rebelling."
"Who, who said that? I spent the night at the Rainbow Cloud House!" Pang Bo said unhappily.
"You mean that time you didn't bring enough money and were locked in a pigsty for a night?" Liu Wenzheng couldn't help but laugh.
After listening for a long time, Yan Li finally understood what they were talking about. He didn't expect there to be two such excellent young masters in Yongling.
"You two, come closer." He waved his hand.
The two young masters ran to his left and right, squatting down in front of him and putting their ears close to him.
Yan Li whispered a few words.
The two of them were instantly filled with excitement as they hurriedly said, "Right, right, right. That's exactly how it is. Brother Yan is indeed the King of Flowers."
Pang Bo said shyly, "Brother Wang, do you have that kind of album? I'm already sick of the one I have at home …"
Yan Li said, "Do you know what's the difference between doing it yourself and a woman?"
"What's the difference?"
Yan Li beamed with joy and said, "When you do it with a woman, your spirit will sublimate to an incredible height. You will experience the realm of harmony. That kind of feeling, once experienced once, is unforgettable for the rest of your life."
Liu Wenzheng was frightened into a daze. "Brother Wang, please teach us how to reach that realm!"
"That's a good question." Yan Li snapped his fingers. "Do you know why humans are the wisest of all creatures?"
"No, I don't." Pang Bo looked like a puppy, looking at his master with adoration.
Yan Li smiled slightly. "Because of thoughts and emotions. Humans are animals governed by emotions. Emotions will drive you to do many unimaginable things, especially love. Only love can reach that realm. What you need to do now is to find someone you love and who loves you. "
"Can you find a few more?" Liu Wenzheng said.
"No," Yan Li said. "Why?" Liu Wenzheng said, "I have many relatives who have three wives and four concubines."
"Because," Yan Li raised his head to look at the sky, his eyes as deep as the night. His gaze seemed to pierce through time and space, "you can only love one person in your life."
Liu Wenzheng and Pang Bo opened their mouths slightly, looking stunned.
"Of course, before you find the person you love deeply, you might as well get in touch with a few more." Yan Li suddenly smiled again.
"Oh!" Pang Bo pretended to be enlightened, but the next moment he became bashful again. "But, but where can we find them?"
"Stupid!" Yan Li knocked his head exasperatedly, "Isn't tonight's poetry competition a great opportunity? Those so-called talented women who are passionate about poetry just need to show a little bit of your masculine charm and you will naturally get them."
"We, we don't know how, otherwise we wouldn't hide here and drink."
Pang Bo begged, "Brother Wang, please teach us."
"Okay, then I'll give you a demonstration. Come with me." Yan Li said as he stood up, but after two steps, he stopped and patted his head. "I almost forgot the important matter."
"What, what important matter?"
Yan Li turned back to look at them and said, "Just now I heard you talking about Miss Fang."
He knew that he had completely subdued these two little brothers, so he did not hide anything and asked directly.
Liu Wenzheng immediately said ambiguously, "Oh, so Brother Wang's target is Miss Fang!"
Yan Li said, "Okay, just tell me, which Lu Daren is that Lu Daren?"
Liu Wenzheng said, "It's Lu Daren from the Department of Governmental Affairs."
"It's him!" Yan Li slightly narrowed his eyes.
Pang Bo hurriedly said, "Brother Wang, Brother Wang, we promise that in the future, we will tell Brother Wang as soon as we have any information about Miss Fang. Please help us quickly. Don't wait until the poetry competition is over and we won't have a chance."
"You have the heart but not the guts." Yan Li said grumpily, "Come with me."
"Aye!" Pang Bo happily followed behind.
After a while, they returned to the lake shore. Yan Li looked for a moment in the crowd and locked onto a girl in a green dress with two buns.
"You two, come here."
Yan Li called them to a stone lamp by the roadside, pointed to the girl in green dress and said, "Do you see that girl?"
The two looked and saw that it was a pretty girl with bright eyes and white teeth. They were instantly moved and nodded.
Yan Li touched his face and said, "Forget about the demonstration. My face isn't at its best today."
The two of them looked at each other, both scratching their heads in confusion.
"Liu Wenzheng, come closer." Yan Li waved at Liu Wenzheng.
Liu Wenzheng hurriedly moved closer.
Yan Li whispered to him for a while.
Liu Wenzheng heard this and said with a sad face, "Is, is this okay?"
"Don't talk nonsense." Yan Li grabbed his hand and made a cut on his palm. Immediately, a bloody mark appeared. "Go."
Liu Wenzheng endured the pain as he timidly walked towards the girl in green dress.
When he was about twenty feet behind the green-dressed girl, he mustered up his courage and pretended to be drunk. He shouted, "Hey, little girl in front, smile for me …" Then he staggered towards her.
The girl in green dress heard the voice and subconsciously turned around. She saw a drunkard coming over. Without thinking, she directly flew up and slapped Liu Wenzheng's face.
This slap was not heavy, but Liu Wenzheng deliberately 'screamed' and fell to the ground. He wiped his face with his blood-stained palm and then made a 'humph' sound.
The scream attracted the attention of the girls. The girl in green dress saw that Liu Wenzheng's face was covered with blood and almost fainted. She hurriedly ran up and said, "Are, are you okay … I, I didn't mean it …"
Her voice was like an oriole, very pleasant to listen to.
Liu Wenzheng heard the voice and was already drunk. He almost forgot the script. He quickly pretended to be affectionate and said, "Actually, I did it on purpose …"
Seeing the girl's puzzled look, he continued, "This young man Liu Wenzheng, the moment I saw Miss, my heart was already captivated by you. Please forgive me for approaching you in the most rude way, because other than that, I really can't muster up the courage …"
The girl's pretty face turned red, "Then, then you don't have to pretend to be drunk. You scared me to death."
Liu Wenzheng laughed foolishly. If it wasn't for Yan Li coughing in the distance to remind him, he definitely would have continued to laugh foolishly like this.
Hearing the reminder, he remembered what he was going to do next. He hurriedly covered his face and cried out.
"Are, are you okay? I, I'll help you over there to rest …"
Just like this, Liu Wenzheng, supported by the girl, gradually walked away.
Pang Bo's mouth opened so wide that a duck egg could be stuffed inside. Then, his whole body suddenly shook, "Master, I understand."
"Mas, master?" Yan Li didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I'm not your master, what do you understand?"
But before his voice fell, Pang Bo had already rushed out like a gust of wind.
His target was a tall girl wearing a yellow dress, but the result was the complete opposite.
"Master, she, she kicked me. She didn't even ask me if it was painful before she left …" Pang Bo walked back with a sad face and limped.
Yan Li patted his shoulder and said sympathetically, "Any normal girl would react the same way when a stranger hugs her leg."
"Master, what should I do?" Pang Bo said, feeling wronged.
"Ai," Yan Li sighed, "you're lucky to have met an expert like me. Listen, do you see that girl wearing a white dress? "
"Mhm, mhm, mhm," Pang Bo looked in the direction he was pointing and nodded repeatedly.
Yan Li whispered a few words into his ear, then said, "Go."
Pang Bo eagerly left.
"Brother Yan is in a good mood," someone slowly walked over.
Yan Li knew it was Li Yixiu and said, "I'm just enjoying myself."
Seeing the girl in a white dress being taken away by Pang Bo, Li Yixiu asked in surprise, "What did brother Yan teach him?"
Yan Li casually said, "I told him to tell her that the one who took away her friend was a swindler, a swindler who tricked innocent girls into robbing them of their money and sex"
"How do you know they know each other?" Li Yixiu asked.
"I don't" Yan Li answered.
Li Yixiu asked, "You didn't know and you let him say that?"
Yan Li shrugged: "I wasn't the one who got hit anyway"
"Brother Yan is really …" Li Yixiu really couldn't find the right words to describe it.
At this time, there was a sudden commotion.
"What's going on?" Yan Li asked.
Li Yixiu looked in the direction of the Happy Heart Pavilion, saying, "Someone seems to have won today's literary prize, let's go take a look as well."
As the two of them were about to go, Yan Li suddenly said, "Wait, look over there." He pointed in the direction of the fake mountain.
Li Yixiu looked over, only to see a black-clothed man knocking two people unconscious as fast as lightning. And those two people were precisely the "swindler" Pang Bo and the girl in a white dress.
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