Chapter 687
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He hated them the most!
Snatching his mommy!
Yoo Yoo meekly called out, "Mommy …"
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a figure move. Yoo Yoo looked up and saw Mu Yazhe sitting beside him with his palm gently covering his adorable little head.
"Are you angry?"
Yoo Yoo turned his face away in a fit of pique and ignored him.
Mu Yazhe, however, pinched his chin and forced him to look at him. "Daddy is talking to you; it's impolite to ignore daddy!"
Yun Tianyou snorted. "Did I admit that you're my daddy?! Don't flatter yourself. "
He was proud and awkward deep down; his stubbornness was quite similar to his mommy's!
"You're shy."
"No, I'm not!"
"Yoo Yoo …" Mu Yazhe thought that this lad was really adorable when he was being awkward. "Next time, cook for daddy too, okay?"
"No, I'll only cook for mommy. Don't even think about it!"
Yun Tianyou stuck out his tongue provocatively at him. "Dream on!"
Mu Yazhe lowered his eyes to look at him. Suddenly, he used a pair of chopsticks to gently pinch the boy's little pink tongue.
Yoo Yoo: "…"
Is this man a pervert?!
Is it fun to tease me like this?!
"Interesting." Mu Yazhe seemed to have seen through his thoughts as he commented nonchalantly.
"Mu Yazhe, are you a pervert?"
"It's not cute for a child to talk like this."
"…"
"Besides, if I'm a pervert, what are you, then?"
If he said that he was a pervert, then he was his son. Was he not a little pervert, too?
In fact, he even suspected that this son of his had a genetic mutation.
If not, how could he be so abnormal?
Unexpectedly, Yun Tianyou casually replied, "I'm a genius.
Unlike you, I'm a genius. You're an old pervert, the most perverted kind! "
Mu Yazhe retorted, "You're a genius. Don't you have my genes to thank?"
"Thank you? If it weren't for your genes, I might have been better. "
"You're so cute. Shouldn't you thank me?"
"Mu Yazhe, open your eyes and look carefully. I obviously inherited more of my mother's beauty! I despise you! "
"You're so smart because you inherited my genes!"
"Then why don't you explain why Mu Yichen is so stupid?"
"…?"
Mu Yichen, who had been eating quietly at the side, was a little hurt. He felt as if he had been shot while lying down.
Mu Yazhe righteously defended his Dabao. "How is he stupid?"
"If you ask him to calculate 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6, he can't wait to count his toes. I'm smart because my mommy taught me well, unlike Mu Yichen, whose IQ is trampled under his feet every day. "
Mu Yichen's pinkish face scrunched up sadly, feeling hurt.
…
The father and son bickered with each other.
Mu Yazhe bitterly realized that he thought he had a sharp tongue, but when compared to Yun Tianyou in this aspect, he was nothing.
He could only be crushed by Yun Tianyou.
There was an old saying: 'The older the ginger, the spicier it is.'
Alas, Mu Yazhe was about to cry from the spiciness of Yun Tianyou's tender ginger tongue.
Yun Tianyou's sharp-tongued ability was to the max. Mu Yazhe even suspected that the lad's sharp-tongued talent was maxed out when he was just born.
Every word he said was mercilessly rebutted by Yun Tianyou.
He was invincible!
Yun Shishi's lips twitched as she helplessly said, "Stop fooling around."
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