"Ahhhh, what are you doing, ahhhh!!!"
"Quack, quack, quack!"
The third elder of the Illuminati was chased around by a group of fighting geese because his magic power was exhausted and his spirit was exhausted. It was quite pitiful.
The third elder had never seen live geese before. He had only eaten goose meat and foie gras. However, he had seen swans. That kind of animal represented elegance and purity. The Pope raised a lot of them in the back garden. The elders of the Council of Elders were dissatisfied with this as usual. They thought it was stupid to spend so much time and energy taking care of a group of good-looking but worthless swans.
But now, the third elder's view was different.
His buttocks were hurting from being bitten! God! This group of bastard geese even used their wings to slap his thigh! However, he had spent too much magic power because of his retreat, and now he had almost no room to fight back! Ahhhh, my butt!!!
City Lord Deca felt very sympathetic. "The combat power of an adult man is only half of a goose. Why is there someone so stubborn?"
"Puff —!" The third elder spat out a mouthful of old blood and fainted.
The Ice Lord, who watched all this from a distance, nodded again and realized the strength of the fighting geese.
I must raise them! The Icefield Lord, who was used to being serious and steady, thought.
As for the breeding work … I'll leave it to the Lord Of The Deep.
"Achoo —!" The Lord Of The Deep sneezed again. Someone was definitely talking bad about him behind his back!!!
The poor Third Elder slowly woke up and found himself lying on a hard bed that was neither luxurious nor comfortable. There were two people standing around him. Before he could open his mouth to speak, one of the older middle-aged men said flatteringly, "Honorable Elder, we didn't recognize you before, so we let the goose hurt your honorable butt. Please forgive us for what we have done!"
The third elder only felt that his head was in a mess. He couldn't remember why he was here, but when he heard the word "geese", he trembled subconsciously. He was even more panicked than when he heard the name of the dark Demon King Roschinke.
Geese …
Yes, geese. His butt suddenly hurt. A group of bandit-like geese began to attack him without saying a word, but the people around just watched! Do they know who he is? He was the third elder of the Illuminati!
He gritted his teeth. "That flock of geese … Let's not talk about geese for now. Child, can you pass a message to your City Lord?"
The person in front of him immediately bowed deeply. "Merciful Elder! You actually forgave those evil geese just like that! His Majesty the God of Light will definitely be happy with your actions. I am the city lord of the Wilderness City. What can I do for you? "
The Third Elder thought to himself, When did I say I was going to let those geese go? However, he couldn't say anything to refute the God of Light's words. If he were to say that he wasn't going to let these hateful geese go, wouldn't that make him seem unkind?!
The Third Elder thought of many things. For example, in the past, such cruel, heartless, and unreasonable words were always said by the Illuminati's spokesperson. Now that someone was trying to shut him up, he had nothing to say.
How good it felt to beat others with the stick of morality was how sullen it felt to be beaten up.
But the geese weren't the most important thing … Although the abominable nature of these beasts made people want to go against them. The Third Elder took a deep breath and thought to himself, 'Of course, someone as benevolent as me won't hold a grudge against these beasts.' He finally had the chance to ask the question he had been wanting to ask for a long time. "… Was there a Hero called Xu Jun who came to the city?"
The City Lord of the Wilderness City, Decca, quickly nodded. "Yes, a warrior named Xu Jun came to the Wilderness City two days ago, but I don't know if he is a hero or not … What do you want to talk to him about?"
The Third Elder let out a long breath. He felt that his heart had finally swallowed back into his stomach, so his attitude became firm and reserved. "Bring him to see me, City Lord. I have something to talk to him about."
Decca's next sentence was, "But he left this morning. Elder, he has been gone for … more than half a day."
The Third Elder was speechless.
City Master Deca left and called a maid to serve the Elder of the Radiant God Cult for dinner. After he left, his face changed from a serious and flattering City Master to a middle-aged man who looked like a veteran. "Bah! Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? — How dare you covet my geese! "
The guards on both sides looked down and pretended that they didn't hear anything.
City Lord Decca muttered to himself, "The Illuminati came to look for Brother Xu Jun … Why did they split into two groups? It doesn't make sense. It's better to inform them … "
But how could he tell this to Xu Jun who had already left?
The Ice Lord Vize stood in the shadows. He was already inside the Wilderness City and was even standing boldly in the City Lord's residence. The soldiers coming and going couldn't see him. When they walked next to him, they would subconsciously avoid him — they didn't even know what they were avoiding.
"It was so cold just now." A soldier rubbed his arms and shivered.
His commanding officer also wanted to shiver, but it didn't seem good to make such a gesture in front of his subordinates. So he pretended to be an old man and said, "Young people nowadays are really weak."
The Ice Lord was listening to the conversation between the City Lord of the Wilderness City and the Third Elder.
His intuition told him that the Third Elder knew more than the two knights. He didn't want to enter the human city with great fanfare — if the Ice Lord showed up in the Wilderness City, the Northern Human and Orc Coalition Army would know that there was only one Lord Of The Deep in the North, and the pressure on the demons on the Northern battlefield would be greater.
When the Third Elder said "Xu Jun" and "Hero," he felt that the "corpse" of Your Majesty The Demon King, which was stored in his storage space, seemed to tremble.
It wasn't a moving corpse. In fact, Your Majesty The Demon King's corpse hadn't completely lost its vitality. The Demon King wouldn't really die. Even if it was completely evolved by the holy light elements, the dark elements and haze that originally existed in this world would gradually gather. One day, these dark things would summon the Demon King again.
Just like how there would always be volcanoes and magma in the world, so the Lord of Flames couldn't really sleep. They were different from ordinary intelligent creatures. Some people said that this was the embodiment of the nature of Gods and Demons.
Your Majesty The Demon King's remaining instincts wouldn't respond to an ordinary human or a hero. The only reason why he would be affected by the name of Xu Jun was that this person called Xu Jun "killed" him.
City Lord Deca was having dinner with his family. His Guard Legion Commander, Allen, was also invited to eat with him. At the table, they talked about the great hero of the Wasteland City, Mr. Xu Jun, who could now be called Hero Xu Jun. City Lord Deca muttered, "That Elder is definitely hiding something. When he mentioned Xu Jun, his expression was very strange."
Guard Legion Commander Allen nodded, "But Xu Jun isn't in the Wasteland City. In a short time, this Elder can't do anything … He seems to be going to the Holy Light Elves, right?"
City Lord Deca nodded, "I heard that he has acquaintances there."
Humans have acquaintances with elves … and especially arrogant Holy Light Elves? Why does it sound so fantastical? _ (: 3/∠) _
The Ice Lord Vize extracted the key words: Holy Light Elves.
Your Majesty The Demon King's soul indeed seemed to be going in the direction of the Holy Light Elves' illusion. The Ice Lord thought for a while and decided to ignore the third Elder who was already scared out of his wits. That kind of small character was not worthy of his attention.
The poor third Elder didn't know that he was already safe. He was still trembling with fear that he would be killed at any time. He didn't eat or sleep well in the few days he stayed in the Wasteland City. When he decided to return to the Illuminati Holy City, he was so thin that he only had a handful of bones left. He was no longer as high-spirited and proud as he was when he came.
What is Your Majesty The Demon King doing now? The Ice Lord lowered his eyebrows. If he followed him rashly, would he disturb His Majesty's plan? How did that Hero called Xu Jun defeat His Majesty? All of this was like a mystery.
Your Majesty The Demon King … What does he think of the Hero who defeated him?
Xu Jun caught a cold.
It was very difficult for combatants to get sick. Their physical fitness was much better than that of ordinary people. Usually, they would only get injured or poisoned in battle. Xu Jun also rarely got sick in the real world. The world he came from was very technologically advanced. The average lifespan of a person was already more than a hundred years old. Except for some rare genetic diseases, there was almost nothing that couldn't be cured. Xu Jun lived until he was in his twenties. He only had a fever and sore throat a few times when he was young. After that, he never got seriously sick.
People who never got sick would feel very sad when they got sick.
For the past two days, he always felt cold for no reason. It was a kind of cold that penetrated his soul and bones. After a few big sneezes, he began to cough and have a runny nose. Deinister used Holy Light magic to treat him, but it was useless. He also took a lot of medicine, but it was also useless.
"Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!!! " Xu Jun sat on Steamed Bun and sneezed unsteadily. His nose also flowed down. He took out a cloth towel and blew it hard. His nose was red and his eyes were watery. He looked very pitiful.
"I feel like my body has been hollowed out _ (: 3,∠) _" Xu Jun cried in his heart. "Why did I suddenly catch a cold! QAQ Who has Radix Isatidis Root? Give me a dozen … "
Roshyank The Demon was probably the only one who knew why he caught a cold. After being probed by the Ice Lord so many times, he was lucky that he only caught a cold.
However, he couldn't say it out loud.
"Because you kick your quilt at night," Your Majesty The Demon King lied through his teeth. "Xu Jun, you're so old and you still kick your quilt. You disappoint me."
Ah, maybe it was because of a certain Hero. The Demon King felt that he was getting better at lying.
The author has something to say: I've been obsessed with HP for the past few days, so I can't help but think that I can open a trap called "If HP was a TV Show Performed by Wizards" in the future.
Probably … it'll be a long time later _ (: 3,∠) _ at least until this article is finished.
Sigh, so angry, there are always so many holes in your brain QAQ
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