It was getting late. The old couple had played enough with the kids and were ready to go home. Xu Qing and Jiang He were chatting on the balcony and laughing together.
"We're going back."
"Bye, Grandpa, Grandma!"
"Dad, drive slowly."
Xu Qing came back from the balcony and greeted them. However, he saw Xu Wenbin looking at him strangely, as if there was something on his face.
"What's wrong?"
"I heard that you can regurgitate?" Xu Wenbin pondered and said, "Can you show me?"
"Dad, you're a highly educated person. Don't listen to these rumors."
"Who's the one who's not educated?!" Who hasn't received higher education?! "Zhou Suzhi wasn't happy. She raised her hand and wanted to give him a slap on the back.
Xu Wenbin looked at Zhou Suzhi and nodded slightly. He actually accepted Xu Qing's explanation.
It couldn't be helped. Zhou Suzhi often shared in the group, "Experts say you can't eat eggs in the morning …" "Experts say you can't eat eggs at noon …" "Experts say you can't eat eggs at night …"
"Eggs can't be fully cooked, it will destroy the nutrients …" "Eggs have to be cooked, or there will be germs!" "You don't know the correct way to drink milk …"
Fortunately, Jiang He was taught to be smart. He listened to the doctor talk about recuperation, the farmer talk about planting flowers, and Luo Xiang talk about the law … He didn't listen to those middle-aged men and women who spoke very non-standard Mandarin, slamming their big faces on the screen, spitting everywhere, and asking, "Do you know?"
I know your grandma has legs …
Xu Jin learned very quickly. He had already mastered the alphabet nursery rhymes and could even sing them fluently. Xu Shi 'an was stumbling. When he was learning, he kept looking around. There were nails growing out of his butt, so he could barely remember. Therefore, he had to ask Xu Jin to tutor him.
As for why Xu Qing didn't tutor him, it was not good to be angry now. He could only accept suffering when he was in elementary school.
Reality proved that Xu Jin's tutor was more effective than the old couple's. The old couple couldn't bear to be fierce to their grandson and granddaughter, but Xu Jin was not polite at all. He put his hands on his waist, just like Jiang He when he was angry.
…
"Do you remember that Jiang He used to be a little dumb?" Xu Wenbin held the steering wheel and asked casually.
"In the past? He's so skinny, but he doesn't seem to put on any weight even though he eats so much. I was worried that it would be hard to raise the twins and that they would have to eat milk powder … "Zhou Suzhi was still amazed by Jiang He's appetite. The bowls at Xu Qing's side were bigger than theirs, and the Xu siblings did not eat small bowls either. The whole family had a good appetite.
Xu Wenbin didn't say anything. Zhou Suzhi's focus was obviously different … Women were women.
He was thinking about the pile of fourth and fifth grade textbooks on the coffee table in the old house.
The lights were bright, and the car swept through the night, heading in the direction of home.
…
The end of March was the siblings' birthdays. The advantage of being twins was once again reflected. They didn't have to go through the trouble of celebrating their birthdays three times a year …
The florist let Gong Ping hook up with handsome guys, and Xu Qing and Xu Shi 'an took the kids out to play. Xu Jin and Shi' an heard from somewhere that amusement parks were fun, and they stubbornly wanted to go to the amusement parks.
Ever since they were tortured, Xu Qing and Jiang He had never gone to an amusement park again. They were extremely against this place, but the siblings really wanted to play, so they could only go along with them. Their birthdays were the most important.
Fortunately, there was a height limit for large-scale projects, so they could only play the children's version of roller coasters and flying chairs. The siblings were so excited that their faces were red. Ever since they had been punished once, Xu Qing and Jiang He had never gone to an amusement park again.
They wrote the siblings' names on the cake. On the left was Xu Jin, and he even used cream to make little red flowers. On the right was Xu Shi 'an, and the cake was covered with cut fruits, such as dragonfruit, and the like. It formed a Tai Chi shape. They took a picture and posted it on their WeChat Moments to show off.
Qin Hao: This son of a b * tch is showing off again.
Wang Zijun: Oh no, you have to have another one too.
Unlike Jiang He, the siblings only liked the cake a little. They only liked the exquisite appearance of the cake. Xu Jin and Shi 'an only ate the fruits and flowers, and then they lost interest.
"There's actually someone in this world who doesn't like to eat birthday cakes?" Every time the siblings celebrated their birthdays, she would wonder if they had been swapped.
Jiang He was the same as before. He hadn't changed in the past ten years. When he ate the cream cake, he wanted to lick his fingers clean. His eyes narrowed as he enjoyed the soft, soft, and sweet food.
Xu Jin and Shi 'an looked at each other. They saw that Jiang He's mouth was full, and he was eating so happily. They were a little suspicious, and then they both frowned. It was too sweet.
The siblings and their father, Xu Qing, picked up the fruits on the cake and tasted them. They watched as their mother ate happily.
When she was done, she wiped the cream from the corner of her mouth, put her finger in her mouth, and sighed with satisfaction.
"If only I had been a cake maker in the past. It would have been ten times easier to trick you into giving birth to a child." Xu Qing sighed. He had taken the wrong path in the past.
"I'll eat all your cake, and then I won't let you touch it." Jiang He wasn't stupid. Did he want to trick her with just a little cake?
"What if I put the cake on my mouth?"
"You're shameless."
After eating and drinking to his heart's content, Xu Qing lay on the rocking chair on the balcony to cool off. The two children ran around, chasing after White Gourd, wanting to dress it up. Xu Jin even took off his doll's dress, wanting to dress up White Gourd as a beautiful teenage cat.
As a woman among cats, White Gourd was naturally unhappy. It hid everywhere, jumping from the window of the living room. As long as it jumped to the balcony, the siblings had to run out of the living room door. When they came over, White Gourd would jump back to the living room from the window sill, and the siblings could only run in a circle back to the living room.
After repeating the cycle, Xu Jin finally discovered Shi An's stupidity. She instructed her stupid brother to stay in the living room, and she went to the balcony, forming a two-pronged situation. White Gourd, who sensed the danger, looked around to see where he could hide from the two little bastards.
"How far am I from you now?"
Xu Qing pinched his fingers and calculated. He had practiced martial arts for so many years, and Jiang He had given up martial arts to learn yoga. Under these circumstances, the gap between them should have narrowed a lot, so he had an inexplicable confidence.
Men had big appetites and big dreams. If he could press her on the sofa and do whatever he wanted, it was nothing for him to have a sore back.
"The gap between you and me should only be a little bit." Jiang He pinched his little finger and gestured.
"Really?"
"Really."
"Let's try … Here!" Xu Qing got up from the recliner and picked up a rather old long sword from the weapon rack. He tossed it to Jiang He and picked up another one for himself, eager to spar with Jiang He.
"Are you sure?" Jiang He held the sword in one hand and spun it around a few times. Then, he put his hand behind his back and looked at him.
"Today, we'll decide who's better and who's dead." Xu Qing cupped his hands in obeisance and pulled out the long sword with a serious look on his face. With a casual shake of his hand, the sword hummed.
"Then I'm going to be a widow."
"How dare you look down on me like this? Pull out your sword! "
"…"
Xu Qing only heard the sound of Jiang He pulling out the long sword. The next moment, the tip of the sword was already on his shoulder.
Jiang He looked at him majestically.
"This is just a little bit?" Xu Qing's heart skipped a beat. Jiang He, who was holding the sword, was always so rustling, no matter if he was wearing coarse hemp clothes or a white shirt.
"I'm just being humble."
Jiang He put the sword back into its sheath and threw it back on the sword rack. He blinked innocently at him.
"I thought that after ten years of hard work, I could already survive in Jianghu."
Xu Qing was devastated. He sheathed his sword in desolation.
At that moment, he didn't even see Jiang He's movements clearly. He only felt a weight on his shoulder. The sword was already on his shoulder.
Jiang He turned around and occupied Xu Qing's recliner. He swayed on it. "People like you won't be able to walk more than ten miles before being robbed by bandits."
"You didn't teach me that move just now."
"Kung fu is a killing move."
A sword move would always be a sword move. Without struggling on the edge of life and death, one couldn't practice that kind of reaction.
The so-called kung fu was just the beginning. Some people fought many fights and killed many people on the battlefield. With the experience, they knew how to wield the sword faster and more deadly. After those who survived the battles, they summed up their experience and came up with a move.
"Living here, I just need to strengthen my body."
Jiang He kicked off his slippers and curled up on the bamboo chair to enjoy the night breeze. His white collarbones under the white shirt were exposed in his lying posture.
She thought of the past thousands of years ago, the battles between life and death.
Xu Qing didn't need to experience the Jianghu that was like Shuraba. He only needed to surf the Internet and play with the children. This was the paradise on earth that he dreamed of.
Xu Qing came over and caressed her. He put his hand under her shirt. Jiang He slightly turned his head to look at the balcony. There was no sign of the siblings. He closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.
"Am I good?"
"Very good."
"Then why don't you kiss me?"
"Your mouth smells like cake." Xu Qing said disdainfully. This made Jiang He very angry. He pulled his hand out and didn't let him touch it.
"This chair won't collapse if two people sit on it, right?" Xu Qing stood up to study the stability of the chair. At that time, Jiang He was lying on it with a big belly, but nothing happened. It should be very sturdy.
"It won't collapse, right?" Jiang He shook it back and forth.
Then he picked Jiang He up and lay on it himself. The two of them leaned against each other, their faces rubbing against each other, feeling each other's breath.
He always wanted to get closer. So, Jiang He closed her eyes and looked for his mouth.
"Don't look, you'll get a pinprick!"
A very low voice came. The two of them turned their heads to look. Two little heads popped out from the window. Xu Jin was covering Shi An's eyes with his hands, but his own eyes were wide open.
"Xiao Jin, come over here!"
Xu Qing was flustered and exasperated. He got down from the chair and planned to teach the two of them a lesson.
When they saw their father put on his slippers and came over, the siblings immediately retracted their heads and ran back to their own rooms. Only White Gourd was left in her little dress, meowing on the windowsill.
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