Xu Qing saw his own video on the Internet.
After Gong Ping saw it, she forwarded it to Jiang He, and Jiang He showed it to Xu Qing.
Emotional background music, slow-motion flashback.
"Who posted this? I'm going to kill him. "Xu Qing watched it expressionlessly and clenched the sword in his hand.
"You look like a delivery man in your clothes."
Jiang He held back his laughter as he watched Gong Ping's video. He rubbed his stomach to calm himself down.
He couldn't laugh. It was bad for his stomach.
He scrolled through the comments.
"Isn't this Master Qing? His wife is pregnant, and he's out for sex?! "
"… Hahahaha!" Jiang He finally couldn't hold it in anymore. He held his stomach and laughed.
Xu Qing had already gone out to practice his swordsmanship in a bad mood. Cold light flashed, accompanied by the sound of the blade cutting through the air.
Jiang He continued watching after laughing.
"Who is Master Qing? "
"Wow, at first I thought the two men … uh … I'm actually a little touched."
"I know the guy in the wheelchair! He's from Jiangcheng! I've seen him wandering around a few times. That day when I saw him changing the sidewalk, I wanted to help push him, but he stood up by himself! He stood up! He pushed the wheelchair up! Can you believe it? "
[Lord Qing, I didn't expect you to play this trick with your thick eyebrows and big eyes! "
"…"
Jiang He watched for a while, then opened his livestream account. As expected, someone leaked the news.
"Xu Qing, they said you cheated on a man!"
"…"
"Hahaha, like a boy and a girl … I'm going to interview you now. How did you feel when you saw the video?"
"I suggest you don't try to provoke an angry middle-aged man. Otherwise, the consequences will be terrible."
"Terrible? How … How dare you?! "Jiang He turned to look out the window and shouted with wide eyes.
Xu Qing was aiming at her manjushri with his sword, the tip of the sword moving around the leaves.
"Interview."
"No more interview, no more talking." Jiang He covered his mouth and shook his head.
…
After being photographed and recognized, Xu Qing was furious. Middle-aged, perverted, confessing to her paralyzed boyfriend like a teenager …
Every word was damage, and this wave was multiple damage.
What was even more frightening was that someone actually believed it and even sent him a private message. Xu Qing was furious.
The next day, Lady Qing released a clip about same-sex themes, such as "Brokeback Mountain", "Blue Universe", "Please Call Me by Your Name", "Mulholland's Way" … a whole bunch of romantic movies about men and women. At the same time, she explained the history of the development of this thing.
Finally, he gave a serious explanation.
"Regarding the rumors that I confessed to a middle-aged man in a wheelchair, this matter must be clarified. The truth is … blah blah blah …"
Bullet screen: "Hello, are you the middle-aged man in the video?"
After posting the video, Xu Qing scratched his chin and saw the bullet screen. He almost slammed the table and stood up. It was all the fault of that shirt. It made him look ten years older. The style was rustic, and the color was like chicken shit.
"I'm not wearing it anymore! I'm definitely not wearing it! "
Xu Qing threw the shirt into the bottom of the wardrobe. No matter how much Jiang He praised him, he was determined not to touch it again.
He looked at his UP account. Unknowingly, eight years had passed …
To the new generation, he was indeed an uncle.
There were many up-and-coming stars. There were more and more young faces. In Xu Qing's eyes, they were all young people.
The millennials had already risen.
After sighing about how time flies, Xu Qing turned off his computer and looked at Jiang He's calves on the sofa. In an instant, he became young again.
I'm not even 30 yet …
Xu Qing quietly walked over and picked up Jiang He. He was a little heavy after being pregnant, but he was not to be trifled with. Amidst Jiang He's complaints, he kicked the door open. The living room fell into silence. Only White Gourd, who was guarding by the heater, was as steady as an empress.
The New Year was over.
Fine snow fluttered down.
Xu Qing, Wang Zijun, and Qin Hao gathered together. The three women huddled together. On the other side, Jiang He and Song Hui talked about the confession of the two of them. They even found a video and laughed.
"Do you want to take a video?" Xu Qing and the others did not drink. They were a little lazy and leaned on the sofa, bored. In the past, at this time, they would definitely come up with something fun to pass the time. If they could not come up with anything, they would play billiards or go to the internet cafe.
"What video?" Wang Zijun asked.
"Didn't I get filmed when I taught you magic last time? That person made me popular. Anyway, you're sitting in a wheelchair. Why don't we …"
"If you want to film it, do it yourself!"
Wang Zijun felt a little upset when he talked about it. He actually thought that he was gay. He could not bear it … If Xu Qing was like this now, it would be fine. That day, he was wearing a silly hat and dirty yellow clothes. He was as wretched as he could be. In addition, the quality of the video taken by that person's phone was broken …
It was simply indescribable.
"I didn't say anything about that kind. Don't you feel disgusting?" Xu Qing was even more disgusted. Because of that video, he no longer shaved his head. Even if his thick hair grew a little longer, he would still be a handsome and stylish man — regardless of whether it was a man or a woman, dressing up and not dressing up were really two different things.
"Then what should we film?"
"I was thinking that you should drive your wheelchair to … for example, the big world. Isn't there a staircase on that road? You can stop there and see if anyone will help you push it up. Then, I will secretly film it from the side. When I meet a kind-hearted person, I will explain it to him … Social investigation! Something like that, it's not illegal, right? "
With the last sentence, Xu Qing turned to Qin Hao and asked.
Qin Hao was listening with great interest. He was holding almonds in his hand, constantly breaking them open and throwing them into his mouth. He smacked his lips and said, "Nonsense. There are many people who take photos and videos. I think you should find an actor. Look at me, do I fit the bill?"
"It's too fake to find an actor. Let's just ask if the person is willing. Then, we can prepare some small gifts. Whether they agree or not, we can give them gifts. For example, we can make … make … this thing. We can discuss later."
The jobless Wang Mou and Xu Qing thought about it. Anyway, driving a wheelchair was very idle. There was no point in going around and going out to do some work.
Therefore, in the next few days, two sneaky men came to the street next to the big world. Wang Mou hesitated. He had never been on camera before and was a little nervous. He wanted to retreat at the last minute, but in the end, he gritted his teeth and drove the wheelchair to the side of the road.
On the first day, they didn't meet any warm-hearted people. The two sighed at the degeneration of public morals and human hearts.
On the second day, they didn't meet any warm-hearted people. The two continued to sigh at the degeneration of public morals and human hearts.
On the third day, they still didn't meet any warm-hearted people. The two sighed at the degeneration of public morals and human hearts.
On the fourth day … Wang Zijun didn't come anymore.
He got himself a mobile phone stand and drove the wheelchair as if it was flying through the streets and alleys. He was very excited and found a new hobby.
Xu Qing clicked on his live broadcast room and gave him a friendly tip.
"I always feel weird when you start a live broadcast."
"What's weird about it?"
"Other people broadcast to make a living, but you broadcast … How should I put it? Should I thank this poor guy for giving me the plane? "
"… This is an affirmation of me. What do you know?"
Wang Zijun searched for fishing rods on his phone. He planned to occasionally go fishing in his wheelchair and get Xu Qing to give him some suggestions.
Xu Qing stood beside him and looked at Wang Zijun sitting there leisurely. Then, he raised his head and looked into the distance.
Before he got married, women were all his fun. After he got married, he became very passionate about these inexplicable things.
Days passed by.
It was spring in March. Seeing that Jiang He's belly was getting bigger and bigger, Xu Qing's life suddenly became tense. He had less and less time to fool around with Wang Zijun.
Twins usually did not reach full term. In other words, the concept of a full term pregnancy was not the same as a single child.
Qin Hao and the others were due to give birth in April, and they had been paying close attention to March at all times. Xu Qing was extremely nervous, but Jiang He was no longer the sore and tired person she was when she was just pregnant. She ate and drank as she should, and when she was in a bad mood, she would kick him twice.
"Will you suddenly give birth to a baby when you pee one day?"
Xu Qing said worriedly. This kind of thing was not unheard of. He had an uncle who seemed to be born like this. In the past, he often heard his grandmother boast about it. She said that she went to the toilet and felt that it was not right, so she came out.
She also said that it was lucky that she did not fall into the cesspool. Otherwise, it would be difficult to fish out the toilet at that time.
"Isn't that convenient?" Jiang He glanced at him and ate the dragon fruit on the bamboo stick. Then, he put it in his mouth and chewed.
"I don't know how to deliver a baby."
"You have already given birth. Why do you need to do it?"
"…"
Xu Qing stood up and paced around the room. He did not want to talk to this stupid ancient person, so he went out to play with the flowers.
It looked strange to have a small cart at home, but he had to admit that it was very useful. It could move four or five pots of flowers at a time. In winter, he relied on it to move the flowers around.
It was also wise for Xu Wenbin to give him the cart when he got married. Anyway, even if he did not give it to him at that time, he had to give it to him now. It was convenient to go out to the hospital. If something happened to Jiang He at night, he could carry the cart and leave.
This small cart could also push Jiang He from home to the car downstairs …
Xu Qing pushed the cart and walked around the balcony. His mind was full of wild thoughts.
Until now, with each passing day, his anticipation grew stronger, and his nervousness grew stronger as well.
The lottery was about to be announced.
In late March, an obviously haggard Xu Qing leaned on the balcony.
"Xu Qing!"
"What's wrong?" He turned around and said. For some reason, he felt very stressed and wanted to light a cigarette.
This was an ancient person … It should be normal for an ancient person to marry a modern person … right?
If she gave birth to a child and the child was born in the Kaiyuan era, could it be considered as more than a thousand years older than him, the father?
…
"I think I'm going to give birth." Jiang He said slowly.
"You're going to give birth?"
Xu Qing was stunned for a moment and jumped from the balcony to the living room. He stared at her belly nervously. "Really? How do you feel? "
"I don't know, it's just …" Jiang He tilted her head and looked down at her belly. She put her hand on it and felt the movement of the fetus. "I feel like they're coming."
"…"
Xu Qing rubbed his hands. He did not know what she was talking about. He paused for a moment and turned around to look for the keys. "Let's go to the hospital!"
On the way to the hospital, Xu Qing held the steering wheel tightly. He felt that this was the most stable he had ever driven.
There was no impatience at all. Other than stability, there was nothing else.
When they were near the hospital, a car drove into the hospital. Xu Qing was about to complain when he found the car model familiar. When he took a closer look, he realized that it was Xu Wenbin's car.
The old couple hurriedly ran into the hospital lobby. They were still calling to ask where the two were when Xu Qing supported Jiang He and slowly walked in from the door.
“？？”
Xu Wenbin had a complicated expression. He pushed Zhou Suzhi, who was on the phone, and Xu Qing's phone stopped ringing.
"What happened?"
"She felt she was going to give birth." Xu Qing said, "I don't know what it feels like … so I came over."
Xu Qing did not ask whether it was a physical feeling or a woman's supernatural sixth sense. In short, she felt she was going to give birth, so she came to the hospital.
After a series of procedures, the doctor had a strange look in his eyes. Not to mention Jiang He was calm, even Xu Qing did not know why he had become calm since they went downstairs and got into the car. The two of them seemed to have come to see a patient with a small cold. No matter how they looked at it, they were not the same style as others.
"Are you nervous?" Xu Qing asked.
"I'm not nervous. How about you?"
"You don't seem nervous either."
"If there is any problem …"
"Bah bah bah, behave yourself." Xu Qing said angrily, "Modern medicine is quite safe."
"You are now living in the great 21st century. The medical system is perfect. Even pioneers like Sun Simiao and Bian Que …"
Xu Qing rambled on. The people next to him were shocked. Why did the two of them start talking about medical development from ancient divine doctors?
"… This is modern civilization. Even high-rise buildings are built so high. Can't they solve the problem of giving birth to a child?"
In the end, Xu Qing came to a conclusion, which reassured Jiang He. Although she was quite calm, who knew if she was pretending?
The people next to them were speechless. What was with this girl nodding in agreement? He had really been fooled by this trick …
"Don't talk nonsense!"
Zhou Suzhi slapped him. How could he be so talkative at a time like this?
"The heroine was a little flustered. I helped her calm down."
"I'm not flustered."
"You're flustered."
"I'm not!" Jiang He was very angry that this guy slandered her. "Do you want to fight?"
"…"
There was no need to fight. Zhou Suzhi helped her beat up Xu Qing first.
She listened to the doctor and walked up and down the corridor. When she was tired, she went back to the bed to rest. At night, Jiang He was sent to the delivery room.
Xu Qing and the old couple waited outside. They advised them to go back to rest, but they did not go. Zhou Suzhi stayed there, and Xu Wenbin did not leave.
"Dad, I'm going to be a father too."
"…"
"I'm going to be a father just like that …"
"I'm going to be a grandfather just like that." Xu Wenbin touched his hair with mixed feelings.
As the days went on, he was promoted.
"Hehe …"
Fortunately, he did not know that this grandson was born in the Kaiyuan Dynasty. He should be half a Tang Dynasty man, older than anyone else.
Otherwise, the old man's expression would be very interesting.
Xu Qing paced slowly in the corridor. From time to time, he would walk to the side to look at the night sky outside.
There was no movement in the delivery room. The air was a little quiet. Zhou Suzhi kept rubbing her hands and staring at the door. Xu Wenbin fumbled in his pocket and took out a cigarette. He did not light it up. He stroked the cigarette with his index finger and kept touching it in his hand.
The night was dark, and the stars were sparsely hanging in the sky.
They would definitely be delivered safely. Xu Qing was very confident and did not panic at all. It was a very strange feeling. He just knew.
It was a boy and a girl.
Sensing something, he turned his head back to look.
The door opened.
"A boy and a girl. A boy and a girl."
A voice came.
At that moment, Xu Qing heard his heart jump.
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