"Have you already given up on your dreams?"
"What dreams?"
"Pickled vegetables, playing games, eating for others to see …"
Before Xu Qing could finish her words, she was pressed down on the rattan chair by Jiang He.
She did not know why she had such a stupid idea. Now that Xu Qing mentioned it again, she wanted to pinch his mouth shut.
"So why don't you go to college? It's because you're lazy. You're too lazy to study and take exams. "Xu Qing pushed Jiang He's hand away and changed the topic.
"No, it's because I'm pregnant."
"Stop bullshitting."
"It's true."
Jiang He pushed the rattan chair, causing it to sway back and forth. He paused for a moment.
"I'm not doing that this month. Didn't you notice?" She rolled her eyes and looked at Xu Qing.
"…"
Xu Qing froze. "It can't be?"
"I think it's very possible." Jiang He's expression became serious.
Xu Qing's heart suddenly beat faster. She felt her lips were a little dry. She licked them and continued, "Then … then … I'll go buy that test paper."
"No need. I have it."
Jiang He said and ran back to the room.
？？
"How did you get it?!"
Xu Qing, who suddenly realized that she had fallen into a pit, struggled to get up on the rattan chair. Like an old man with one foot in the grave, she struggled to get up. When she entered the room, Jiang He had already gone into the bathroom.
On the table were the opened packages, and there was one box that hadn't been opened.
An ominous feeling grew wildly in her heart. Bang, bang, bang …
"Look!"
Jiang He opened the door and came out of the bathroom. He put a tissue on his hand and held the plastic stick to show Xu Qing the red line on it.
"It's expired …" Xu Qing said subconsciously. Her expression was hard to describe.
"How is that possible? There's a production date …" Jiang He lowered her head and opened the package. Xu Qing took the plastic stick and looked at the red line on it. She felt a little dizzy and slowly sat on the sofa.
She had mixed feelings.
"She's only given birth for two months!"
Jiang He finally found the production date and happily brought it over to Xu Qing. However, he saw that Xu Qing seemed to have a bug. Even the movement of turning his head was a little slow.
"No, we … you …"
Xu Qing pursed his lips, looked at the plastic stick in his hand, and then looked at Jiang He's happy face. How could he not understand what was going on?
"You're going to be a father. Are you happy?" Jiang He rubbed his stomach, which was still very flat. He lowered his head and looked up at him as if he had just stolen a chicken. "You seem very excited."
"…"
"Too happy to speak?"
"What the hell do you know about inner force!"
Xu Qing said with grief and indignation. How could he believe this old granny!
What the hell …
They had only been married for less than three months, and they already had a child.
…
Even after dinner, Xu Qing was still a little absent-minded.
Jiang He hummed a song as she cleaned up the dishes and put them in the dishwasher. Seeing that Xu Qing was in such a good mood, she wanted to make him as happy as possible. She did not want to trouble him with such a small matter.
"Look, although we've only been married for a few months, we've already lived together for four years …"
After settling everything, she saw that Xu Qing was still sitting by the window, looking outside. She counted with her fingers for Xu Qing to listen.
If she did not give birth to a child, she would become an old woman. That would be too scary.
"What happened to your innocence?" Xu Qing turned his head and said, "What happened to a clear conscience?"
"Tell me your innocence …"
Jiang He's expression changed. He shut his mouth and composed himself. "… Innocence?"
Xu Qing's eyes turned round.
Did he want to vomit just now?
Oh no, oh no …
Seeing Xu Qing's expression, Jiang He felt very happy. The next moment, he shut his mouth and ran to the bathroom.
"You didn't do it on purpose, did you? Nothing happened just now. You just started the test … "
"How would I know …"
The two of them busied themselves for a while. Xu Qing was no longer as calm as usual. He was somewhat at a loss.
Woman was pregnant.
Caught off guard.
At seven o 'clock, Jiang He still wanted to play games but was stopped by Xu Qing.
Looking at the dim night sky outside the window, he calmed himself down. He suddenly felt that there were many things to do.
"Should I talk to my mom about it? Ask her what to pay attention to … Maybe we should go to the hospital tomorrow and see a doctor. "
"Do we need to see a doctor when giving birth?"
"Of course."
Xu Qing did not want to look down on her. One must be patient with a pregnant woman …
He took out his phone and called Zhou Suzhi. It rang for a while before the call was picked up. He did not know what was going on on the other end of the line.
"Mom, Jiang He is pregnant."
Clank!
"Hello? Mom, what are you doing? "
"Nothing, nothing. I dropped the mahjong. What did you say just now? "Zhou Suzhi suspected that she had heard wrongly.
"That is … cough, Jiang He is pregnant."
Xu Qing touched Jiang He's tummy. It was flat and didn't look like she was pregnant at all. It was still so smooth.
There was a pause on the other end of the line. Zhou Suzhi was probably digesting the news.
Jiang He listened attentively. There was no movement for a long time. Just when she thought that the call had been hung up, Zhou Suzhi's voice came through again. The noise had disappeared. "Really?"
"Yes, I've already done the test. She even vomited a few times, but nothing came out."
"…"
"Is this normal? Vomiting right after eating? There's nothing but a few mouthfuls of saliva. If there's anything wrong, I'll take her to the hospital for a checkup. "
"See, this has to be seen. Spitting …"
Zhou Suzhi did not know what was going on. Spitting …
She was so confused that she didn't even play mahjong anymore. She walked home with her change in her pocket.
"What?!"
Xu Wenbin was shocked when he heard Zhou Suzhi say that Jiang He was pregnant. "That kid didn't tease you, did he?"
"How would he dare to joke about this? I'll kick him to death … But speaking of which, it's really fast. How long has it been? Even though he says he's not anxious, he's actually more anxious than anyone else …"
Zhou Suzhi rambled on and couldn't even close her mouth. Xu Wenbin rubbed his chin, suspecting that it was an accident.
At Xu Qing's house.
The two of them sat upright in front of the computer, searching for pregnancy precautions.
There were two plastic rods in the trash can.
As they searched, Xu Qing suddenly typed furiously on the keyboard, researching another problem.
"What else do you want to do when you're pregnant?!"
Jiang He was so angry that she twisted him with all her might, hitting his waist.
"I'm just searching. Tsk … Stop it."
A child had messed up all his plans. His happy life seemed to be in jeopardy for the time being.
Xu Qing twisted his body left and right to dodge. It was really a pain in the ass.
"How did you get pregnant?" He grabbed his hair, still a little unable to accept it.
He was done for.
"How did I get pregnant? What do you think?" Jiang He tilted his head and snorted.
"You said you have internal energy!"
"You believed me just because I said it?"
"I …"
Xu Qing opened his mouth.
Who knew that you would pull out internal energy to give birth to a child!
"Stupid Xu Qing, listen to my call and become my summoned beast!"
Jiang He went into the bedroom, swaying his waist smugly. He took out a change of clothes and went to take a shower.
"Find me 'Those Things of the Ming Dynasty'. I need prenatal education later."
"…"
Xu Qing threw the mouse aside.
Prenatal my a * s!
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