"I'm back!"
Jiang He greeted him in a good mood. Xu Qing responded with both hands on the keyboard, searching for something.
"What are you looking at?" She leaned over to take a look.
"Looking for a joke … Hey, here it is!"
It was easy to find it by searching for keywords.
"My husband was very good to me before we got married. He was very well-behaved and never touched me.
But after we got married, he always wanted to sleep next to me and take off my clothes.
Once, when I was taking a shower, he even wanted to come in!
I didn't know he was this kind of person. At first, when he wanted to take off my clothes, I beat him up and called him a hooligan.
Then, he didn't say anything and slept in the room next door.
I should have taught him a lesson, right?
But after almost a year of marriage, he doesn't talk to me anymore …
By the way, why am I not pregnant after almost a year?
… "
Xu Qing clicked on the keyboard and copied, changing "I" to "you", "he" to "she", "husband" to "wife", then found Qin Hao's WeChat message and sent it.
The reality was even more ridiculous than fiction. If they hadn't watched porn together in school, Xu Qing would have suspected that he had some illness that required treatment from a traditional Chinese physician.
"Before your wife got married … she never touched you …
But after you got married, she always wanted to sleep next to you and take off your clothes.
You didn't know she was this kind of person!
… After that, she didn't say anything.
… "
Qin Hao put down his phone with a dark face. He stood not far from the convenience store with a large bouquet of flowers in his hand. He wiped his sweat with his sleeves and fiddled with the petals to make it look neat.
Passersby couldn't help but look at him when they saw how nervous he was. Qin Hao didn't seem to notice.
…
"He grew up with a single parent and is a little introverted … Especially when it comes to girls. The girl he likes … Personality is something that can't be helped.
If it's a criminal, regardless of whether it's a man or a woman, he'll jump over and flip them over … "
"He likes that girl?"
"Of course."
Xu Qing clicked his tongue and sighed as he looked at the jokes on the Internet. He paused for a while and seemed to have thought of something. He turned to look at Jiang He.
At first, Jiang He was still smiling, but when he noticed the strange look in Xu Qing's eyes, he was stunned and rubbed his head angrily.
"Am I that stupid?!" She pointed at the computer.
"You won't?"
"No!"
"I feel like you used to think that way …"
"Never!"
Jiang He retorted and changed the topic, "What do you want to eat tonight?"
"Eat yogurt."
"…" Jiang He felt like his Kirin Arm was about to explode. He didn't know if it was illegal to hit his husband.
"Lin Daiyu uprooted that weeping willow …"
Xu Qing whistled and looked away. He moved the mouse to change the webpage. "I'll eat whatever you cook … Oh, right."
He pulled Jiang He over and placed her on his lap. He stroked her back and shook her gently. "Why did you … Mm? Why does it smell like sweet and sour pork? "
"I taught Pingping how to cook."
Jiang He rested her chin on his shoulder, half-closed her eyes, and enjoyed the moment of tenderness.
"Oh, I thought you went into a kitchen to secretly learn from others …"
"There are no such beams now. Where should I lie?"
In the past, the roofs were all wooden beams, and they were very big. In TV shows, people could wear night clothes and hide on them when they were stealing, eavesdropping, and assassinating. Unfortunately, there were no such things now.
Dimension reduction attacks.
Unless he turned into Spiderman, but there were surveillance cameras.
"What do you want to ask?" Jiang He waited for a while, but she didn't hear Xu Qing speak. She felt his nose on her neck, like a puppy. She couldn't help but push Xu Qing a little.
She felt that something bad would happen if this went on.
"Why did you suddenly agree?"
Xu Qing asked in a muffled voice as he smelled the fragrance of her hair and the faint smell of pork ribs.
He couldn't understand this problem. She was so determined to wait until after the wedding. But suddenly, she kept nuzzling …
Changed her personality?
According to his understanding of Jiang He, she should be very persistent in her ideas. That bedsheet was cut into rags. He didn't know where Jiang He hid it secretly, or threw it away or destroyed the evidence?
"Make a guess?"
Jiang He sat on Xu Qing's lap and leaned back.
"I can guess it. Why would I ask you?" Xu Qing said.
"Actually, you could have …" Jiang He turned her head and looked out of the window. Her hair was scattered, and her expression couldn't be seen clearly.
"Really?"
"From the first time I drank until now, don't you know?"
"That's different."
"Mm …"
Jiang He narrowed her eyes and kissed him.
It was indeed different. If Xu Qing had used her drunkenness and impulsiveness at that time, it would have been a different situation. Although she wouldn't have done anything, she definitely wouldn't have been as comfortable as she was now.
Her heart was warm, just like when she ate cake for the first time. That kind of indescribable satisfaction from the inside out … might be happiness.
Her thoughts were clear.
"So why?" Xu Qing was very curious about this question. What made her change her mind?
"I'm going to cook."
Jiang He climbed up from him, hummed along with the music on the computer, and turned to leave.
"You're not right!"
"Can't you guess?"
"I'm not a god."
"Aren't you the worm in my stomach?"
"…"
"So there are things that you can't guess."
"Nonsense!"
"Admit that you're stupid, Xu Qing."
"You're the stupid one. Brawny but unreasonable, violent and barbaric but not smart."
Xu Qing scooped up White Gourd and began to recall what was unusual before.
A pair of cat eyes and human eyes looked at each other, and White Gourd yawned lazily.
His curiosity was as strong as White Gourd's. If he didn't figure it out, he would be stuck in it.
Xu Qing tilted his head and looked at the figure of Jiang He twisting her waist into the kitchen. He touched his chin and fell into deep thought.
According to his previous conjecture, Jiang He should gradually show weakness during the spar and eventually lose the ability to resist. He felt that this was quite normal. After all, he was innocent and had a clear conscience. Jiang He was best at deceiving himself and others. When the time came, he would be the one taking advantage of the situation and it would have nothing to do with the heroine.
This was very in line with the heroine's behavior pattern.
However, Jiang He did have such a plan. He secretly showed weakness to the enemy, and finally chose those few days when he was weak to give up resistance. He would take advantage of the situation.
If Xu Qing knew her plan, he would definitely be moved to tears, and then he would explain to the silly heroine that there was nothing to do during those days.
Why did it become like this …
The sound of cutting came from the kitchen, followed by the sizzling sound of the oil pan, and the aroma of cooking filled the air.
"I'm stupid Xu Qing."
Xu Qing leaned against the door of the kitchen and said.
"Yes."
Jiang He responded.
"…"
"…"
"I'm brawny but not smart. I'm violent and barbaric and unreasonable."
"Hahahahaha!"
Jiang He was very happy.
"Say it." Xu Qing leaned against the door frame and looked at Jiang He in the kitchen.
"Say what?" Jiang He turned his head in confusion.
"…"
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