End of September.
With the end of Xiaoyan's summer vacation, Jiang He, who was simulating going to school, also ended his relaxing summer. After studying hard for a month, he rose up and went out to play with Gong Ping for a day while Xu Qing was not at home.
They rode the Hoverbike to the riverside and back again. The two of them did not catch many fish. There were only a few fish in the little red bucket that were two fingers wide.
Maybe the fish had learned to be smart. They had to find another place to nest next time. They were too lazy to share the small fish, so they brought them to Gong Ping's house and asked her to make soup.
"How did he record these words?"
Gong Ping's computer was on Xu Qing's homepage. Listening to Xu Qing complain about certain dramas made her feel inexplicably good. It was a pity that there were not many such videos. They were usually only released once every one or two months.
Jiang He sat on Gong Ping's bed and looked around. She looked at the bedroom of a woman who lived alone. The pink bed looked very girly. Hearing Gong Ping's words, she glanced at the computer screen and said, "Just … sit there and record it."
"Don't you need to write a script first?"
"Sometimes, sometimes not. There's no need for this." Jiang He pointed at the dissing video. Xu Qing would usually make a dissing episode when he could not hold it in. At that time, he rarely needed to write a script. He just needed to watch the video twice, edit it, and build up his emotions.
The most efficient one seemed to be the thirty-year-old from two months ago. He directly complained to his heart's content, then edited the video according to the recording, which shocked her.
In Xu Qing's words, "If you want to praise this thing, you need to rack your brain to find a few highlights …"
Seeing the advertisement of Xu Qing's appearance at the end of the video, Gong Ping closed the episode and opened the video Jiang He recorded last night.
"Are you going to broadcast playing the piano? I can also be your housekeeper. "Jiang He remembered Gong Ping's previous plan.
"I'm not ready yet. It's very tiring to make a live broadcast, so I'll try making a video first," Gong Ping replied. "That's why I'm watching these videos to learn."
She was preparing to buy a recording device. She needed to make it better. She definitely couldn't use the headset she used for playing games or the camera that came with the computer. It was too crappy.
"What kind of equipment did you use to make the video? I'll see if I can buy one for you. " Gong Ping had wanted to ask him before, but she couldn't remember. Now that she remembered, she turned around and asked Jiang He.
"Ah? I'll ask around for you. They were all bought by Xu Qing. "
"Sure, ask about the price as well. Otherwise, we'll be scammed … I heard that there's a lot going on here."
Hearing Gong Ping's words, Jiang He nodded and took out her phone to send a message to Xu Qing. Xu Qing sent a few cute emojis, which made her hold the phone slightly straighter. Although Gong Ping couldn't see it, she still didn't want others to see this flirtatious scene.
Jiang He: "Hurry up and tell me. Don't send stupid pictures."
Xu Qing: "Li Gaobo's name card.jpg"
Li Gaobo from the electronics mall. Xu Qing always went to him to get his equipment. He first pushed his name card over and then told her what they used.
Jiang He clicked on it and then pushed it back to Gong Ping.
"Is there a discount if I say his name?" Gong Ping raised her eyebrows.
"I don't know … At least he won't scam you. This is his friend."
Jiang He still remembered the long-haired guy who used a screwdriver to attack the computer. Xu Qing bought his laptop from him. Li Gaobo bought a computer that cost a few thousand yuan for a few hundred yuan and then fixed it. It was really good.
While talking to Gong Ping, Jiang He held the phone and pointed at it. He also sent a few emojis to Xu Qing. Then he put it back in his pocket and moved to the side to look at the computer with Gong Ping.
Gong Ping's computer desktop was very clean. It was not like her pile of games and documents sent by Xu Qing. It was also not like Xu Qing's computer, which was filled with various video and audio tools and material folders. There were only two columns of icons.
"Put it in the favorites folder to collect dust!"
Gong Ping saved a series of video tutorials. She mumbled and threw it into the favorites folder. Then she opened other videos and laughed with Jiang He.
A girl's happiness could be very simple.
This girl's hair was really good. That dance looked easy. Where did I hear this music before …
Jiang He didn't have the slightest bit of his previous dullness. He talked to Gong Ping naturally.
The weather gradually turned cold, but Gong Ping was still very fresh. She wore an A-line skirt and a small shirt. Her bare legs swayed gently on the chair.
"This guy is so retarded."
Seeing a grown man endorsing women's underwear, Gong Ping couldn't help but complain.
When men wore lipstick, they could at least put it on to see the color number. But this thing … Could it be that he had a fetish for cross-dressing?
"Will people really buy it?" Jiang He was also very confused. She would never buy it, no matter how extravagant it was.
"Probably. Some people have money in their hands that is not worthy of their IQ, so they use this method to re-enter the market."
Gong Ping said casually. She moved her mouse and moved it. This video was too painful for her eyes.
Turning her head, she saw Jiang He's thoughtful gaze.
"What's wrong?" Gong Ping asked.
"Nothing."
Jiang He shook his head. This sentence was very familiar. It seemed that Xu Qing had said it before …
Oh, right. He was asking why a person bought dozens of those albums. Xu Qing had also said this in a matter-of-fact tone.
"So read more. Don't be brainwashed by others to chase after some online celebrity products." He also very naturally led the topic to this. At that time, she almost believed the nonsense of WeChat businessmen and wanted to sell some weight loss tea. That person was too good at bragging. Just now, she had bought a car that didn't look cheap.
It was all a scam.
Lying to a girl over a thousand years old.
Of course, she didn't believe it now. Jiang He felt that she was smart enough. At least this man had rejected the underwear endorsement at first glance. He had no intention of buying it at all.
"Where are you going to play on National Day?" Gong Ping put down the mouse, lay on the bed, and asked while stretching.
"Not going out." Jiang He said.
"Not going out to play?"
"It's crowded outside on National Day. It's a pain to go out and spend money."
"That's true."
Gong Ping smiled. She didn't think that Jiang He couldn't go too far. She was fooled by Jiang He's excuse.
Jiang He also lay on the bed and looked out of the window. She hadn't gone far for more than a year. She didn't know how Xu Qing was doing this time …
"The Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day are together. This is called a double festival … Eh?" She stretched and poked something with her finger. She looked sideways and saw a pink tail that looked very familiar.
"…"
"…"
Gong Ping was stunned for a moment and said in a seemingly natural manner, "You met my boyfriend."
"I'm sorry!"
Jiang He blushed. He moved his fingers and pushed her under the quilt.
Gong Ping looked at the corner of the quilt quietly.
Jiang He's eyes darted around. He didn't expect Gong Ping's room to be so magical.
"That …"
"Eh?"
"Have you considered looking for a live one?"
"…"
"Aiya!"
The two of them played around on the bed.
After a while.
Gong Ping panted and rolled to the side. She declared peace. Jiang He looked gentle and quiet. She didn't expect him to be so strong.
"Have you practiced with him?"
"Yes … He taught me a few moves."
"I think he knows how to impart skills." Gong Ping pouted. She reached under the quilt and moved her fingers. There was a buzzing sound, but it was immediately turned off.
"Actually, this is more fun than having a boyfriend."
"… No, no, I have one."
Jiang He said calmly. Although he didn't mean to look down on high technology, but …
Well, she always felt that it was something that only existed in movies.
"You can show off."
Gong Ping sighed and buried her face in the bed. She was thinking about looking for a live one.
…
Xu Qing didn't give out the tea leaves.
But they had a good talk. It was not a wasted trip.
He took the tea leaves out. He thought for a while and took a taxi to Xu Wenbin's place. He had done what he wanted. The other favors were still Xu Wenbin's business. The tea leaves were also there. If he could give it out, he would give it out. It was better for him to make the tea himself than for Xu Qing to waste it.
As for the tea eggs, it was purely a joke. This kind of tea was not suitable at all. The cheaper the tea, the better it tasted. It was plain and tasteless. It might even have a strange taste.
"Is it done?" Xu Wenbin didn't touch the tea leaves when he saw him coming.
"No, it's nothing at all. Didn't I tell you earlier?"
Xu Qing put the package on the table, poured himself a glass of water and drank it in one gulp.
Helping him was just to solve the problem at the beginning. If he didn't tell him, he wouldn't be able to start at all.
It was easy to say.
It wouldn't be difficult, but it wouldn't be difficult.
If he didn't make this trip, he would have to help Jiang He get an identity. When he went to the office, it would probably be:
— — Get an identity? Bring me the information.
Jiang He: I didn't come because I didn't have the information. I'm here to deal with this.
— — What is it?
Jiang He: I don't have an identity.
— — Then bring your personal information and I'll help you deal with it.
Jiang He: I don't have any identity information. That's why I'm here.
— — You have to bring valid information, then I can help you deal with it.
Jiang He: I'll stab you to death with my sword!
The information that he had prepared before could only be used after there was a start. He didn't want to fall into this endless loop and be pushed around. After all, no one liked trouble. He just needed to put down the rules and regulations, say that he had to go get the information, and then send him away.
This was the first and the most difficult one. As long as he found the right method, it would be very simple.
As the old saying went, it was easy to meet the King of Hell, but difficult to deal with the little devil.
If he really wanted to give the tea leaves away and have someone give him the green light during the process, or just say a few words and get it done, Xu Qing had never thought of this kind of thing.
That would really be bribery. One pot of tea leaves wouldn't be enough. Even ten pots would be enough.
"Sigh … Dad, watch these tea leaves carefully. Don't let my mom make tea eggs. It's too expensive."
Xu Qing pushed the tea leaves aside again. Zhou Suzhi and Jiang He were similar. Sometimes, when they saw tea leaves, they would suddenly want to cook an egg, or when they saw cola, they would go to the supermarket to buy some chicken wings.
After taking a break, he got up and prepared to leave.
"Wait." Xu Wenbin raised his hand and stopped him. He took off his glasses and wiped them. He paused for a moment and said, "Tell me the truth."
"What truth?"
"Playing dumb?"
Xu Qing said, "I really don't understand."
"Everything you did is good. It's logical and logical. At first glance, there seems to be no problem, but such a coincidence … Is there really nothing fishy?"
"Do you have to do something weird?"
Xu Wenbin said, "My intuition tells me that you arranged it."
"Your intuition is very accurate. I'll tell you the truth. She is an alien. The spaceship ran out of energy. When she met me, you see, she even taught me alien Kung Fu. I'll show you a set of boxing …"
"Get lost."
After leaving the door and going downstairs, Xu Qing tossed the apple in his hand. He was thinking about what to do next. Qin Hao slowly drove the electric scooter into the neighborhood.
"Haozi, can I treat you to an apple?"
"Throw it over."
"Here!"
Qin Hao raised his hand to catch the apple, rubbed it on his clothes, and took a bite. Then, he rode the electric donkey downstairs.
He still remembered the last time Xu Qing asked him if he wanted to eat. He said he did not want to eat, and then Xu Qing and Jiang He ate one apple after another across the building. Qin Maocai nagged him for the whole night.
Damn it, he should eat it all.
Qin Hao took a big bite out of the apple, crunching it as he went upstairs.
"Dad! I'm back! "
"So early today?" Qin Maocai was watching a young lady dance on his mobile phone. He looked up at him and leaned on the sofa without moving.
"Yes, where's the food?"
"You are an adult. It's time to learn to cook for yourself."
"…"
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"I'm back!"
Xu Qing left the tea leaves with Xu Wenbin and gave the apple to Qin Hao. He did not come back empty-handed. On the way back, he bought a pineapple, peeled it, cut it into pieces, and held it in his hand.
As soon as he entered, the aroma of food filled the kitchen.
"How's it going?" Jiang He showed up with a shovel.
"It's going well. I'll think about what I missed over the next few days and fill in the gaps."
"Do you think you can do it?"
"I'm a little confident … It's still a little short, but you — try it. It's not like it can be done in one day anyway."
Xu Qing took off his jacket and teased White Gourd with his fingers. He then went to the sink to wash his hands and prepare for dinner.
"This is actually just the beginning. The key is still our preparation …"
He explained everything to Jiang He. He did not want her to think that everything would be fine after buying a can of tea leaves. No matter what, it was time to relax when they got their identification cards. Any accidents could happen in between.
Xu Qing patiently explained everything. Jiang He nodded to show that she understood.
"We have to abide by the rules. This is wisdom. Breaking the rules will only cause the rules to bite back. We will not do anything that breaks the law." Xu Qing thought about what might happen next and said slowly, "There might be questions after this, and there might be other things, such as a DNA test. Don't resist. These are all necessary procedures. As long as all of them are done, there should be no problems."
He remembered that Qin Hao mentioned asking questions and checking three times. He wondered if the police in Jiangcheng would be more relaxed for people without any records.
The first check was for missing persons, the second check was for abductees, and the third check was for fugitives. Jiang He did not pass any of the tests. She could not confirm her identity. She should be able to register according to her self-reported identity. Especially since she was already familiar with this area, she could get a household registration.
People from the Tang Dynasty integrated into the modern world …
Xu Qing looked at Jiang He's little face and kissed her hard.
"After the identification, you have to listen to me. Don't raise your fist and say to beat me every day. Otherwise, I will report that you flew here from the Tang Dynasty."
"Do you think anyone will believe that?" Jiang He wiped her face with the back of her hand and looked at him as if he was a fool.
"Who will believe that someone flew here from ancient times?"
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