After half a year's worth of tricks, Xu Qing had gained some fame.
He rubbed his armor, practiced martial arts, criticized Fierce, played games with his girlfriend, and edited some videos. His old UP account had been running for a few years and had been steadily producing content.
He also liked Wuxia.
The phrase "Even when my dad used a belt to whip me, it was more Wuxia than this" had been taken astray by others. It became "When my wife used a belt to whip me …" and then spammed the bullet screen under his Wuxia videos.
Well, actually, Jiang He was too cold in front of the camera. He did not interact at all and only knew how to play games. The few times he spoke, the word "scram" felt very sharp. Xu Qing's cowardly look was like an emoticon.
He was someone who could slap people and practice his stance every day, but he was so cowardly at home. The crowd loved to see him.
"A lifetime of fame …"
Xu Qing looked through the videos of the past few days and sighed faintly. He closed the small broken website and continued to search for the latest drama on the video streaming software.
"Ping Ping asked me why I changed my name to such a strange one."
Jiang He took out his phone and shared his new game ID with her. Faced with this question, he thought for a while and could not think of a suitable answer, so he turned to ask Xu Qing.
"I watched a time travel drama, so I changed my name to this," Xu Qing blurted out.
"That's simple."
Jiang He's eyes widened a little. He took out his phone and replied to Gong Ping. Then, he put down his phone and continued playing.
This was a game to earn money.
Xu Qing's summary was very accurate. A small piece of equipment could make up for a lot of skill gaps, let alone a big piece of equipment.
Jiang He controlled Rui Mengmeng to farm gold coins and kill minions. Her flexibility was fully utilized by Jiang He. When Xu Qing played, he deliberately dragged her down. She only focused on farming gold coins. When she felt that she could fight, she would go up and fight. Then, she would run back to the city to replenish her health.
She was so cowardly that Noshou could not help but mock her.
Jiang He ignored him and tried his best to familiarize himself with the Hero's controls before farming money.
Xu Qing had just explained the key to QA to her, and it was easy to understand. It was just that the actual operation was a lot more troublesome than Garen's … It was still more fun to swing a sword in circles.
Previously, it was Young Master Qing's ID, so it didn't seem out of place to use a sword-wielding brawny man. Now, it was changed to He Miao, so it had to be a girl. He couldn't use Big Galen's Charge anymore. Jiang He had his own game philosophy.
After two games, it was already dark outside. She stretched and stood up from the chair. She turned her head and glanced around. Xu Qing was staring at the computer and watching dramas with a numb face.
"What is this?"
"Don't look!" Xu Qing stopped her in time. "It's an eyesore. A six-year-old child who looks like he's in his thirties …"
He was a complete idiot.
"Oh, what do you want to eat tonight?"
Jiang He glanced at him to make sure that he was not watching a simple movie with two or three actors. Then, he turned around and left.
"I want to eat … I can't eat anymore. You can make whatever you want."
"Then deep-fried small fish."
After eating a big fish for lunch, there were still some small fish left in the bucket that were two fingers wide. It seemed that the two of them had found a good fishing spot and made a good nest.
Compared to before, this was a great harvest. Was this the "exploding protection" that Xu Qing mentioned?
It was a strange phrase. Jiang He looked it up online and found out that it meant that he had filled up the fish protection after fishing too much. However, she only had a small red bucket, not a fish protection.
Jiang He used a pair of scissors to process the small fish. She wondered if fishing too often would make Xu Qing think that she was not doing her job properly and was too idle.
She turned around to look at Xu Qing, who was still watching dramas with a numb face. She retracted her gaze and threw the processed fish into the plastic basket beside her.
In the future, she would bring a book with her every time she went fishing. That way, she wouldn't be doing her job properly.
In the past, if she brought a book with her when she had nothing to do, Second Mother would definitely think that she was crazy … Jiang He looked out the window and felt the prosperity of the modern world.
This was called living. In the past, it could only be called living.
In the era when entertainment was extremely scarce, people spent every day thinking about food, clothing, and shelter. When it was dark, they would stay in their rooms and sleep. Occasionally, when they were free, they would lean against the wall or lie on the roof lazily and bask in the sun.
But now, just reading a touching book or listening to a beautiful piece of music could make people feel the simplest happiness and fulfilling life. This was something that could be easily obtained.
And feelings …
She lowered her head and pursed her lips. She peeked at Xu Qing in the living room.
Could it be that she was also the reincarnation of a white python?
No, it should be the reincarnation of a He Miao spirit. A thousand years ago … Hmm … Jiang He used her limited imagination to try to construct a great story, but gave up helplessly in the end.
It couldn't be that someone was about to eat the grains, and then Xu Qing jumped out to save her. He said that everything had life, and that he was from the Plant Protection Association. He strongly condemned the act of eating grains and must release them. It was not great at all, but rather crazy.
The small fish were processed one by one, then wrapped in chaff and fried until they were golden brown. A rich aroma wafted out from the kitchen.
When night fell and the dishes were served, Xu Qing absentmindedly scooped the rice and picked up the chopsticks.
"What's wrong with you?" Jiang He felt that Xu Qing's state was not quite right.
"I'm thinking about something."
Xu Qing was in a dilemma. He originally wanted to make a dissing video. Just now, when he searched for it on a small website, a large number of uploaders had already heard the news and started to diss the show he had just watched. This time, he could rely on one show to feed a large number of uploaders.
But when he thought about how he had to watch that show a few more times and edit it himself, he had an instinctive resistance in his heart. It was really mentally devastating.
A six year old who looked like he was thirty years old grew up and vowed, "Spirit beasts have their own lives. As long as it doesn't harm humans, I won't kill it."
Less than two episodes had passed. "I don't want to kill it either, but isn't that what others do …"
F * ck.
Forget it, forget it. I'll let it go.
Xu Qing decided to let himself go. He didn't need this money.
He needed to find another show to wash his eyes. He stood up and moved the computer to open a random episode of My Own Swordsman and watched it with Jiang He.
"You just said that it hurts your eyes, so why do you still want to watch it?" Jiang He couldn't understand why Xu Qing wanted to torture himself.
"As a uploader in the film industry, I have to try my best to understand most of the new shows … even if it's just a quick scan."
"No wonder you hugged the computer for so long every day."
"It's not easy to make money."
Xu Qing smacked his lips, still thinking about the plot he had just watched. His instinct from watching shows made him subconsciously think about what was commendable and what he could complain about.
But this time … there were too many things to complain about.
Very serious mental pollution.
After dinner, Jiang He took out her textbook and actively studied. She had enjoyed playing the game so much that she forgot that she had completed today's task in advance yesterday. She picked up her pen and started to write and draw.
Xu Qing hugged the computer and spaced out. His mind was not on the screen in front of him at all. He tried hard to think of what other shows he should watch, but the eight-year-old boy and the big monkey kept flashing through his mind.
He felt a stifling feeling in his heart, accumulating more and more …
Then … bang!
He had to get it out!
Jiang He watched in shock as Xu Qing jumped up from the sofa to find his earphones. He then plugged them into the computer and gestured for her to be quiet. She nodded to show that she understood. This meant that Xu Qing was going to record it.
"As a warrior who can even play with the maggots in the toilet when he's bored, I'm really disgusted this time …"
Xu Qing's words made Jiang He, who had just lowered her head to do her homework, tremble. She covered her mouth with her hand and looked at the man with a pair of beautiful eyes in disbelief.
As expected of … you.
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