"If a man is still a virgin at thirty, he will become a magician."
"Magician? The one with a pointy hat and a broom?"
"Uh … Although, it's not like the little loli in your game, but … Forget it."
There was a magician in DNF too. It was a red-haired loli in black. If he ran forward, he would fall, and it was cute.
Looking at Jiang He's expression, Xu Qing knew that she had misunderstood. A thirty-year-old would become a little loli with a broom and a pointy hat?
That was the biggest joke in the world.
In any case, regardless of whether Jiang He knew what a magician was or not, she would not believe his nonsense about transformation. There was only one goal, and that was to do things that only married couples could do, just like in the movies.
Sitting back on the sofa, Jiang He held a pen and fell into deep thought.
This guy never stopped, from changing rooms to moving in, to covering himself with a blanket, one set after another.
Was it really going to happen before they got married …
Jiang He's heartbeat quickened.
"In the past, how did you solve it in the past?"
"What?" Xu Qing didn't know how to react to her random words.
Jiang He did not speak. She poked her cheek with the pen and looked down at her calf.
"…"
"…"
"Ahem … No need to solve it."
"Oh."
She obviously did not believe it.
"There's a saying called 'overflowing essence'. It's very harmful to the body."
Xu Qing explained without looking sideways. He was trading cards with his opponent with Druid. He sent out a 'hello', and his opponent was obviously very happy, replying, "My magic will tear you to pieces."
This setting was very humane. During the game, the two sides could not communicate by typing, so Zu An avoided many elegant words and various kinds of dogs asking for points. If he wanted to vent his anger, he could only use a few emojis from the system and burn the rope to stall for time.
After waiting for a while, seeing that Jiang He did not speak, he turned to look. Jiang He was struggling with One Lesson and One Practice. Her left hand was clenched tightly on the table, and her right hand was holding a ballpoint pen, scribbling on the draft paper.
At seven o 'clock, Xu Qing did not turn on the TV to watch the news. Instead, he turned on his live stream and continued playing Hearthstone. However, he still had to explain:
"Today, I'm the only one broadcasting. I won't be fighting in that dueling arena. If you go, you'll just be tortured. You can only fight something else …"
[Show me a set of punches! "
[Show me a set of punches! "
[Try a set of boxing moves while wearing armor! "
"..."
In the eyes of the audience, Xu Qing was a henpecked husband who stayed by his wife's side and played with swords every day. Every day, he would pull off some tricks to help Jiang He, and now he was sitting here by himself …
It was quite fresh.
"Our livestream is just to kill time, play some games, and have some fun. You see, we don't usually advertise or scan codes … We don't sell buns or earphones either. We're just playing normally and killing time that's already wasted. We're all friends here, so we chat when we have nothing to do.
If you want to see me play any game, just tell me. But if you don't play well, don't scold me. I'm a very responsible administrator. "
Xu Qing said leisurely as he ended a round of Hearthstone.
Humans lived to talk nonsense and do meaningless things.
"This is a gaming livestream, it can't be changed to a martial arts livestream. It's a harmonious society. It shouldn't be, really shouldn't,"
？？
The bullet screen was filled with a wave of resentment.
Who was the one who rubbed his armor a while ago?
Who was the one who carried a sword and armor?
Now they were talking about a harmonious society …
tui！
Xu Qing returned the game to the Hearthstone card selection interface. There were no constructive comments on the bullet screen. No one wanted to change the game, and the number of viewers did not decrease by much. He decided to prepare for the next round.
His cards were designed to destroy other people's card pools. Card Burner, Family Exchange Virtue, Sunshine Priest …
Kill the opponent with your own cards?
Boring!
In such games, it was more fun to attack the opponent's carefully prepared card pool. This was the philosophy that Xu Qing had always followed.
"Watch me play a card burner … Speaking of which, have you guys paid attention to these opponents? Players who can't afford to lose … lonely patients, wandering experts, your nemesis, newbie players, your dormitory roommate …
This is a little scary. If one day I get matched with someone called your next-door neighbor, I'll switch to the suspense channel … "
When a Hearthstone was matched with an opponent, there would be a wheel that would spin back and forth, just like in Monopoly. There would be all sorts of strange names appearing on the wheel, and there were even strange names like 'Your Guild Master' and 'Blizzard's R&D Staff'.
"… If I win, there might be someone knocking on the door and looking through the peephole …"
As he spoke, he got matched with an ugly Shaman.
Jiang He had finished his homework. He stretched and tilted his head to look at Xu Qing chattering in front of the screen. He rested his chin on his hand.
Why did he seem to do everything so easily?
He did not know what to say even though he had been streaming for so long. He could only focus on his game. Xu Qing just sat there and chatted naturally like the other people in the livestream.
Come to think of it, he always had a very special aura. No matter what he did, it was always …
Jiang He tilted his head and carefully looked at Xu Qing's face. That familiar face.
He had a well-thought-out plan and was calm and unhurried.
She thought that it was like this. No matter what he did, he was not anxious. He was like this when he helped her organize her identity, when he introduced her to Cheng Yulan, when they went home together, when he edited videos, when he wrote movie reviews …
He looked like he was idling around and did everything casually. But after a long time, he gave people a very peaceful feeling.
Previously, when he taught her to go out and experience the hotpot and movie theaters of this era, he naturally tricked her into holding hands. That was why she fell for his trick.
Hmph.
Jiang He snorted in a low voice. Looking at Xu Qing chatting with the audience from time to time, he lowered his head and looked around, picking up his snacks from the side of his hand.
Xu Qing turned his head to look over, and their eyes met. Jiang He was just about to put the sweet potato in his mouth when he suddenly flicked his wrist and threw it over to him.
The moment the sweet potato flew into his mouth, Xu Qing reacted and cursed inwardly.
[Did something fly past just now? "
[It was too fast. I didn't see it clearly. "
[It entered your mouth, right? What are you eating, streamer? "
"What? What are you talking about? "
"No, you're mistaken," Xu Qing said vaguely.
Jiang He watched him eat the sweet potato without batting an eyelid. He picked up another piece and raised his eyebrows at him.
"This Shaman is getting anxious. He's burning my rope. Let's not panic."
Xu Qing pretended not to see it and chatted idly with the sweet potato in his mouth. He moved the mouse and opened Minesweeper. He pulled the window to the side and began to play while quietly chewing.
In broad daylight, how could a man like him open his mouth to receive food like a pet?
What a joke!
As he swallowed the sweet potato, Xu Qing picked up the glass of water beside him and took a sip. Looking at the shaman opposite him, he casually clicked the mouse to sweep his Minesweeper.
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