The neighborhood was old and quiet. Because it was close to summer, the days were long and the nights were short, so people didn't go to bed so early. Many windows in the building still had lights on.
Xu Qing lay on the sofa, holding "The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes" in his hands. He didn't care that he told Jiang He that reading while lying down would hurt his eyes. He just lay there comfortably and even pulled the sofa towards the window. The window was slightly open.
The weather was getting hotter and hotter, but it wasn't time to turn on the fan yet. The cool wind blew in from the window, making people feel peaceful and comfortable.
Sometimes, he didn't want to do anything. He would just lie there lazily, read for a while, or close his eyes to think about things. Time would slip through his fingers, and then he would go to sleep and welcome a new tomorrow. Even Xu Qing himself couldn't remember how long it was last time he had such a comfortable time.
One year? Two years?
After thinking for a while, Xu Qing couldn't remember. He put the book on his face and closed his eyes to rest.
Jiang He had already started to control him, which was not a good sign.
There were two meanings in the subtext. Either he didn't drink, or he couldn't kiss her after drinking.
If he wanted to have both, he would have to suppress Jiang He with his martial strength. However, that was impossible. Although there was the saying that the student had surpassed the master, no matter how confident Xu Qing was, she didn't think that she could control Jiang He and force her to smell the alcohol on her.
She had been practicing since she was young, so she couldn't compare to him. Moreover, she had really struggled in troubled times, so she could only fight with him for so many years.
It was exciting to think about forcing her … but he could only think about it. In the end, he still had to use his wits.
"Are you asleep?"
Jiang He saw that he was motionless with the book on his face and asked. Xu Qing closed his eyes and was too lazy to answer. He was still thinking about how not to be forced …
It was impossible to force Jiang He, but he couldn't always be pressed down by Jiang He. When they slept in the same room in the future, wouldn't it be the end of him if Jiang He turned over and pressed him down?
As he thought about it, he felt the sofa sink a little, and then the book on his face was removed. Xu Qing didn't move and waited to see what she wanted to do.
"Are you fishing for justice?"
"You can't learn random words." Hearing her stupid question, Xu Qing opened his eyes and explained to Jiang He, who was standing in front of him and looking down at him, "I have an intention towards you, so you deliberately pretend to be asleep to see if I will do anything to you. This is called fishing. You have no intention towards me, so why should I fish?"
"What intentions?" Jiang He asked.
"What intentions?" Xu Qing asked.
“？”
"You can't possibly kiss me secretly. Even if you kiss me, I won't resist. That can't be called an attempt. Only when I'm unwilling and you really want to do it can it be called an attempt."
"Oh." Jiang He turned around and left, bored. When he saw that Xu Qing had fallen asleep, he really wanted to bite his mouth.
Realizing that he was still holding the book, Jiang He turned around and put the book back on Xu Qing's face. "If I wanted to beat you up while you were asleep, would that be considered an attempt?"
"You can beat me in secret? Won't I wake up if you hit me? " Xu Qing closed his eyes again and reached out based on his feelings. He grabbed Jiang He's hand and pulled. Jiang He followed his force and sat on the sofa.
"Even if you knock me out first and then beat me secretly, I will know that you hit me when I wake up in pain. So this can't be done secretly. It's different if I touch your leg. I can touch you secretly while you are asleep. When you wake up, you won't notice anything. I'm satisfied, and you won't lose anything. Isn't this a win-win situation? Right.
By the way, why did you want to beat me secretly? "
"I'm just asking." Jiang He sat next to Xu Qing and looked down at his hand, feeling inexplicably comfortable.
Thinking about it carefully, it turned out that it was because Xu Qing's face was blocked by the book …
In the past, when he played with her hand and looked down at it, it would make people feel shy. Now, it was much better not to look at it. Jiang He was surprised by this discovery.
It seemed that when Xu Qing hugged her leg, it was also because of the enjoyment in his eyes that made people feel shy.
Jiang He turned her head and looked at her calf under her nightgown. After thinking about it, she took off her slippers and nestled on the sofa with Xu Qing. She leaned her head on his chest and carefully breathed in. She couldn't help but squint her eyes.
It was really comfortable to lie with the person she liked on such a night.
"Don't move."
Seeing that Xu Qing wanted to remove the book from his face, Jiang He carefully covered it for him.
"No, what kind of weird habit is this?" Xu Qing was a little confused.
"It's not strange at all."
Jiang He squinted her eyes and rubbed against his body. She curled up in his arms like she did in the movie before, but that time, she was sitting, and now she was lying down.
If he didn't cover his head, something terrible might happen … It was much safer to cover his head. Xu Qing was like a blind person. He could only lie down and hug her, unable to do anything else.
Jiang He felt that this was good.
"Is it because you felt so comfortable the last time and got addicted?" Xu Qing tightened his arms around Jiang He's waist and analyzed the problem from her point of view.
Girls wanted to be kissed, hugged, and held high. This was an instinct, especially for Jiang He, who had been through a lot in the past. A warm hug was very likely to make her addicted, and she wanted to try it again.
But why did he cover his face with the book? Could it be that he was already asleep? Xu Qing felt that the modern version of burying one's head in the sand was nothing more than this.
Jiang He snorted in a low voice and didn't say anything. She just closed her eyes and enjoyed this moment of warmth.
The two of them snuggled up on the sofa. It was warm. She even wanted to sleep like this, but thinking of the terrible consequences of sleeping together, she opened her eyes again.
"Will sleeping on the sofa give birth to a child?"
？？？
Xu Qing froze.
"You've never seen erotic pictures?"
"Why would I look at that kind of thing?"
"Didn't Second Mother teach you how to have a child?" Xu Qing licked his lips. He suddenly felt a sense of guilt for deceiving an ignorant girl.
"Taught, taught." Jiang He blinked and didn't want to talk to him anymore. "Shut up, I got it."
"…"
Xu Qing's fingers gently stroked Jiang He's waist. After thinking about it, he felt that she didn't know. Why would Second Mother teach her how to have a child?
Kids these days were precocious, and that was because the internet was very advanced. Earlier, when Xu Qing was in the fifth grade, he remembered that he found a special CD and secretly watched it with Qin Hao while hiding in the Qin family's house. The two of them were very shocked, and they thought that children were born from the buttocks …
Xu Qing had long forgotten how they solved the misunderstanding. But in general, there would always be some precocious children talking about this in school. In that kind of environment, it was naturally popularized.
Jiang He didn't have a school and didn't have those naughty playmates. Other than practicing martial arts, she worked. She probably didn't have the chance to come into contact with these things. She could only wait for Second Mother to teach her when she got married.
Or she could go to Yi Hong Courtyard by chance … She didn't seem to have been there.
"If you move around, you will give birth to a child."
Feeling Jiang He rubbing against him from time to time, Xu Qing couldn't help but stop his thoughts and warn her.
"Ah?"
Jiang He's movements stopped. She leaned on his chest and didn't know what to do. "I'm a little hot."
"Hmm … I'll buy you a fan tomorrow."
"Okay."
Jiang He responded. She couldn't help but move her arms. Her arms were pressed against Xu Qing's. It was cool and comfortable.
"I have an electric fan in my room. I can help you find one. If it's hot in the afternoon, you can blow it … In this kind of weather, blowing wind too early is not good for the body. I think a fan is better."
Xu Qing's room was originally a storeroom. The fan was tidied up when Jiang He moved in. It was piled up in the corner and no one knew if it could still be used.
Speaking of which, aren't martial artists immune to heat and cold? Aren't they naturally cool when their hearts are calm?
Of course, this was only his own guess. No one knew whether martial artists were afraid of heat or not. After all, he hadn't seen it in real life. Most people's knowledge came from watching TV. They watched heroes flying on roofs and running on walls. They didn't sweat even when chasing each other in the summer. Some people with profound skills could even use their internal energy to create ice shards or resist the cold …
It was very hot when Zhang Wuji was imparting his skills. He had to take off his clothes, and then white smoke came out. The two of them were sweating profusely because he practiced Nine Yang Divine Skill. Yang was powerful enough, and it was nine suns. This scene was very normal.
"Are you afraid of heat?"
"No, it's just …" Jiang He thought for a while, but she couldn't describe it. She just felt a little dry, as if there was a small fire in her heart. It was flickering, making her unable to calm down. She kept wanting to move.
"No more hugs." She endured for a while, got up from the sofa, and sat in front of the computer.
It would be great if she could move, but Xu Qing said that moving would cause children. She wanted to see if this guy was lying to her.
Anyway, they would get married in the future. Learning these necessary knowledge was the basic quality of a modern wife. She could also prevent him from tricking her into giving birth to many children. Jiang He just realized that her previous understanding was wrong. Sleeping together didn't mean that children would be born.
Xu Qing finally took the book off his face. He rubbed his nose and sat on the sofa for a while. He got up and pulled Jiang He's leg while watching what she was playing.
"How to give birth?"
？？？
With a glance, Jiang He had already closed the webpage.
"You …"
"Shut up!"
"Oh."
Looking at Jiang He's embarrassed and angry eyes, Xu Qing wisely didn't ask further. Some things had to be learned in secret. He understood.
"Touching feet won't give birth." Xu Qing explained.
"Of course not!" Jiang He looked at him as if he was an idiot. Of course, she knew about this. If touching feet could give birth, then wouldn't the world be full of people now?
If someone wanted to give birth, they just had to take off their shoes and touch her feet while she was sleeping. How could there be such an absurd thing? At the very least, they had to lie down and sleep together.
"There's something in the nine-year compulsory education …" Xu Qing thought about it. He didn't know what strange things she would learn if she searched online, but the biology textbook from school was nowhere to be found …
He took out his phone and searched on Taobao. He wanted to order a popular science book, but he felt strange. Why did he want Jiang He to learn about sex?
"Baidu's things are not reliable. Don't blindly believe what it says." Xu Qing finally put away his phone and seriously explained to Jiang He that Baidu's search results were not reliable.
"It's like liking shoes. It's actually very strange. Normal people won't like it. It will only happen when someone likes you to the extreme."
"You're finally willing to admit that you like shoes?"
"… Yes, I admit it."
Xu Qing nodded. It didn't matter whether he admitted it or not. Jiang He had already determined this fact. It could be seen from her unsurprised reaction.
It was just liking shoes … It wasn't like she liked other people's shoes, but Jiang He's straw sandals and small high heels. This was not something unacceptable. Liking Jiang He wearing them and liking the shoes themselves was not a big deal.
"You didn't like me when you hid my straw sandals." Jiang He didn't believe his nonsense.
"At that time, it was an antique. Antiques are so valuable. If you have money, you can buy a big house with a vegetable field. Then, you can farm."
"If I have such a big house, why would I farm?" Jiang He despised him.
She found that Xu Qing was very stupid sometimes. He was not as smart as he appeared to be in other things.
"Huh?" Xu Qing was stunned. Wasn't this a hobby? "Then what are you going to do with a big house?"
"Hire someone to help me farm."
"…"
Well, every farmer has the heart to be a landlord.
Xu Qing pulled at Jiang He's legs for a long time, but he couldn't get her to lift them because she was wearing the big nightgown today, not the new nightgown that was divided into two pieces. He had no choice but to pick up Jiang He's hand and kiss it hard. Then he stood up and prepared to go back to his storeroom to sleep.
"Good night."
"Good night."
"Don't believe in the Internet. If you find anything, just read it."
He told her to leave the living room space for Jiang He and let her continue to search for children.
If she didn't figure it out, she was afraid that they wouldn't be able to sleep together before they got married.
People in ancient times seemed to have an indescribable fear of giving birth. The main reason was that the sanitary conditions in ancient times were too poor. Childbirth was like walking through the gates of hell. There was also the matter of "protecting the parents and protecting the children". When Xu Qing heard these words on TV, he always couldn't help thinking about it.
Protecting the parents and protecting the children.
These words were a choice between two lives, a wife and a child. After thinking about this, he always felt a chill in his heart.
At that time, preserving the marriage didn't mean that the adults could still have children. Under such circumstances, the adults who were preserved had almost lost their fertility. For a commoner's family, preserving the marriage meant the end of the family line, unless they married a second wife.
But if they could marry a second wife, how could it be called a civilian family?
Fortunately, modern conditions were good. Having one or two children was not a problem at all. He hoped that Jiang He could also realize the greatness of modern times through this point and calm down about the matter of having children.
Xu Qing felt a trace of absurdity for thinking about having children at such a young age. He shook his head and laughed at himself. After Jiang He came, nothing was normal.
From Jiang He's point of view, he could understand that kind of pressure. According to Jiang He's understanding, it was not strange for her to be the mother of two children at this age. After all, at that time, she could call herself an old woman at the age of 30.
Finding the electric fan in a pile of junk in the corner, Xu Qing wiped the dust on it and put it aside. He planned to put it in the living room in the summer.
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