It was a serious matter to have one's worldview subverted. In Wuxia novels, one's temperament would change from a gentleman to a devil who would do all kinds of evil, from a beautiful woman to a smoky makeup, and in serious cases, one would be possessed by the devil, with disheveled hair and vomiting blood …
How good would it be if he was blind?
Jiang He's words were like a classic sickly child, causing Xu Qing's hands to slow down.
"You've turned evil?"
"Hmm?"
"It's okay, even if you let go, I won't look. I'm a gentleman."
Xu Qing said it as if it was the truth.
"Then why are you concerned about whether I let go or not?"
"…"
His logic was clear and organized, causing Xu Qing to sigh like an old father, "You've grown up."
Jiang He turned around and glared at him, her head ready to strike.
What did he mean by grown up?!
"Get up, I'll do it myself!" Jiang He was angry. It was fine if he took advantage of her in the dark outside, but what else did he want to do now?
They weren't married yet, and he wanted to consummate the marriage?!
Xu Qing was forced to put down the hair dryer, and he even had to sit back on the sofa, watching as Jiang He clumsily held up her hair to dry it. Her loose pajamas couldn't cover her delicate body, like a willow branch that had just sprouted in spring, swaying gently with her movements.
It was not scientific at all that this small body could have such great power, and he had to study it carefully.
Xu Qing, who was wholeheartedly thinking about the development of science, crossed his legs and suggested, "Do you want to move into my room?"
"Why should I move into your room?" Jiang He was shocked, this guy really wanted to consummate the marriage. "We aren't married yet!"
"Hmm … I won't do anything, but it's not suitable for you to keep sleeping in the storeroom, that bed is small and uncomfortable."
Xu Qing was telling the truth. Jiang He's spring bed was only suitable for lying down for a while. If he slept for a long time, it would be uncomfortable. "My room is a Simmons. It's big and soft. You'll know the difference when you try it. Besides, I can't beat you. If you don't want to do anything, I can't do anything."
"You want to consummate your marriage with me, and you still say that you don't know how to do it?" Jiang He was even more surprised. Did this person always treat her as a fool?
Even in her era, sleeping in the same room would definitely produce children! Unless there was some kind of disease …
"You can put a bowl of water in the middle of the bed, just like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai."
"I don't know the two people you're talking about. Besides, what's the use of a bowl of water?"
"Hmm …"
Xu Qing felt that it made sense. The most useful thing was Jiang He's Kung Fu, which could make him unable to get up. A bowl of water was indeed useless.
Scientific research showed that the brain would secrete a substance called dopamine at night. It affected a person's emotions and thoughts, making them impulsive and excited …
Simply put, it was easy to be dominated by something. Xu Qing now regretted not tricking Jiang He into his bed. A lecher was a lecher. Was it more important than hugging a fragrant and warm person to sleep with?
"Anyway, sleeping in a big bed is very comfortable. You can experience it first. Let's switch rooms … Yes, we don't have to sleep together. Later, we'll move your things to my room, and I'll move my things to your room. We can switch."
As Xu Qing spoke, he had already returned to his bedroom door. He walked a little unnaturally, mainly because Jiang He's legs were swaying along the chair, making him want to grab them and pinch them.
"I don't want to!" Jiang He objected.
"No, you want it."
"It's very comfortable for me to sleep in my own room. There's no need to switch."
"You're my girlfriend. If people knew that I'm sleeping in the master bedroom and you're sleeping in the utility room, it would be very bad for my reputation. People would also look down on me. I can't say anything about that."
"Who would know?"
Jiang He had already dried his hair and turned off the hair dryer. The noise in the living room suddenly disappeared, and it became quiet.
"You sleep in your room, and I'll sleep in mine. If you don't tell others, how would they know?" Jiang He didn't want to switch.
They were originally taken in, and then they became boyfriend and girlfriend. Now that they moved into the master bedroom, she became the mistress of the house …
Well, although she would definitely become the mistress in the future, she definitely couldn't do it now. The two of them would either sleep in the master bedroom together, or she would sleep in the utility room. There was no reason for Xu Qing to move to the utility room. It would make it seem like she was bullying Xu Qing.
Now that they were not married, they definitely couldn't sleep together. Premarital pregnancy would be drowned in a pig cage, and Second Mother would also run into Jiang He's dreams to scold her. As Jiang He was thinking about this, he heard Xu Qing say, "My dad and the others know. They even scolded me when they came last time. They said that we should switch rooms."
"Why would your dad say that?" Jiang He's eyes widened a little.
"Maybe he treats you as his daughter-in-law."
Xu Qing faced the bedroom with his body and then turned his head to talk to her for a while in a strange position. Finally, he was willing to turn around and thought for a while. "You can also call him dad now. After all, if we break up, you will beat me to death. It's the same whether you call him earlier or later."
Thinking of Xu Wenbin's expression as if he had seen a ghost, Xu Qing couldn't help but laugh. He had to give that old man a big scare. It would be fun.
"No, it's too … too …" Jiang He shook his head. He didn't know what words to use to describe it.
"It's okay. At most, they will think that you are not very sensible in the beginning. But as time goes by, they will get used to it. If I want to break up with you, they will beat me to death." Xu Qing had a firm grasp of the old couple's mentality.
Anyway, when his identity was exposed in the future, Xu Wenbin and Jiang He would have a problem with it. It was better to give them a simple and rough time now to let them get used to it. At most, Xu Wenbin would say a few words to Zhou Suzhi. In front of Jiang He, he would still give face. After calling him that two or three times, Xu Wenbin would respond. Then, it would be great.
In front of his own son, Xu Wenbin would pick up a copper belt and beat him. In front of outsiders, he would not be so violent. Instead, he would be more reasonable … Xu Qing looked at the way Jiang He put his hands in his hair and turned around to face the bedroom again. He turned back and said, "Anyway, my dad said that we should change. You just need to move in. Otherwise, he will scold me next time. This is the benefit of being a girlfriend."
After saying that, without waiting for Jiang He's response, Xu Qing went back to the room to pack up his things. He piled up his pillow and quilt together, as well as the power bank, data cable, straw sandals, and pajamas. He packed everything together and prepared to move it into the utility room.
"I am just borrowing the place. How can I force the owner to run away while borrowing? I won't change. "Jiang He said.
"Then why did you call him master?"
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"I am joking. You are the girlfriend who forced your boyfriend to run away. You should be bold and confident."
Xu Qing came out with the quilt and kicked the sofa. "If you don't want to accept it, I will do it for you."
"I will do it myself!"
Jiang He saw that Xu Qing had already packed up his things and was very determined to change. He was still holding her straw sandals in his hand. He couldn't help but think of the two long socks that she had left in the room to dry. He nervously went back into the room, closed the door, and packed up his equipment.
"Do you need help? You don't seem to have many things. "Xu Qing asked outside the door.
"No need!"
After a while, Jiang He opened the door in his pajamas and hugged the quilt in his arms. He walked into Xu Qing's room.
There were also the shoes in the corner, her sword, her cell phone, and a pile of clothes. The things in the utility room and the master bedroom were all exchanged.
Xu Qing began to move to the utility room and gave the master bedroom to Jiang He.
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