"Ah, it's really too difficult to be on duty in the Celestial Court."
In the hall of the Moon God, a thin old man dressed in a red wedding robe sat on his round chair. He drank the tea that the boy had brought over and wiped the sweat off his forehead.
He had just dealt with a Heavenly General who insisted that he help him set up a relationship with a fairy from the Jade Pool.
How could he set up a relationship with her?
Even if he was the Moon God, he could not change the fate of others.
Although there were indeed many ways to do it under the table, it also depended on who was the one being led!
The Moon God had spent a lot of effort to fool the Heavenly General. He was so tired that he was sweating profusely.
He had to reject her without making the other party unhappy. He could not offend the party that he had taken a fancy to …
The task of the Moon God was really too difficult.
Most of the marriages were formed naturally, and a small portion of them were bestowed by the heavens.
As the Moon God, he did have some authority to change it. However, the golden scissors and the red string were Heavenly Dao merit treasures. He could not act rashly!
Even if it was just a marriage between mortals, if he did not handle it well, not only would he damage the merit that he had accumulated through hard work, but he would also be punished by the serious, responsible, and motivated Jade Emperor …
What was a natural marriage?
In the back hall, there was an almost endless mysterious universe, in which there were countless small clay figurines. As long as the living beings of the world needed to be married, in the three fixed marriages of heaven, earth, and man, there would be corresponding clay figurines in this place.
Marriage is the foundation of etiquette and etiquette.
Most of the living beings corresponding to the clay figurines were humans, as well as a small number of demons and Magi who had rules.
When they interacted in the mortal world, the clay figurines there would approach each other. Then, they would each give birth to a red string of marriage. The red strings would intertwine with each other, forming a marriage.
Over time, the red strings would slowly sway and become entangled with each other.
Love at first sight would entangle the red string with a gentle touch.
Occasionally, some clay figurines would drift in the wrong direction, and the red string would be entangled with someone else's red string of marriage. That would naturally be a marriage …
What was a marriage bestowed by the heavens?
When a living being was born and this place sensed the birth of a clay figurine, it would entangle itself with the Red String of Marriage with its destined partner. This was the marriage bestowed by the heavens.
Other than that, there were also some clay figurines that were naturally free and easy. They would break free from their red strings of marriage and fly around while dragging half of the string.
Occasionally, he would come across clay figurines in the same situation. When the red rope was tied, dry firewood would be set ablaze. When the red rope was broken, dew would form a bond of love.
The Heavenly General's request was actually not difficult for the Moon God.
As long as the Heavenly General's red rope was tied directly to the fairy, it would be considered a marriage. Normally, there would not be any negative karma backlash.
However, the Moon God had to consider the background of the Jade Lake Fairy.
A few hundred years ago, the Queen Mother of the West had already sent people to scold me. Now, I don't dare to do such a thing to the Jade Lake Fairy …
The Moon God was actually just a Heaven Immortal cultivator. However, he was one of the first batch of immortals to join the new Celestial Court. He was upright and serious. Ten thousand years ago, he had been bestowed the position of Moon God by the Jade Emperor.
After serving for ten thousand years, the Moon God had experienced many benefits of this immortal position. For that, he was also cautious and did not dare to slack off.
However, the problem was that more and more immortals of the Celestial Court had learned about the secret of the red string. They also knew that he, the Moon God, could change the red string.
Every few days, someone would sneak into his tiny Hall of Marriage ….
Some of them were officials in the same hall, so they could not ignore him.
Some of them wanted to rely on gifts to get married, but the Moon God did not accept any of them … What kind of gift could be more valuable than the merit reward from serving in the Celestial Court?
However, there was another situation that the Moon God could not and did not dare to reject. That was the Lao Dao who was too powerful and had a strong background. His clergy was just a small immortal in front of such a big shot. For example …
"Master!"
Outside the hall, there were two boys with braided hair and dressed in festive attire. They hurriedly rushed in and shouted, "Master, Master.
"The Great Daoist Master is here! He's almost in front of the hall! "
The Moon God was shocked. He hurriedly stood up and walked towards the front of the hall.
The Great Daoist Master was an impressive figure. He was the only personal disciple of the Hierarch of Ren School, the Taiqing Saint. His Dao was unfathomable, and behind him was Lao Tzu of Taiqing!
As Lao Tzu was the senior brother of the Three Pure Ones, although the Great Daoist Master had entered the small courtyard of Kunlun Mountain a little later, he was called Senior Brother by the head disciple of Chan School, Guang Chengzi, who had struck the golden bell in the Jade Void Palace, and Daoist Duobao, the eldest disciple of Jie School.
The Eldest Senior Brother of the True Dao Sect.
The Great Daoist Master did not have a clear Dao name because the Taiqing Saint did not give it to him, lest he got involved in karma.
Due to the fact that he was called the Great Daoist Master in Xuandu, which was in charge of the Taiqing Saint, over time, the expert accepted that name.
Master Xuandu!
From then on, the name Xuandu could be used to refer to the head disciple of Ren School. It also had the meaning of a place name.
The Moon God's heart was very clear. The head disciple of Ren School was completely different from the in-name disciples of the Taiqing Saint!
As the Celestial Court had just been established and was weak, Master Xuandu had been temporarily staying in the Tushita Palace …
After all, if there were some small fries like the Zenith Heaven or the Gold God from the Celestial Court causing trouble, it would not be appropriate for the Saint to personally take action. He could just get Xuandu to destroy them.
The Great Daoist Master had been to the Moon God's door a few times. The Moon God naturally understood what he had done.
The Moon God quickly walked out of the hall and looked up to see a young Daoist floating over from the cloud not far away.
That person was dressed in a black Daoist robe. His face was neither clear nor strange, but he was very upright.
He stood tall, and his Daoist robe fluttered gently. There was not a single jade accessory on his body, but he gave off a feeling that he was as pure as an unpolished jade. That was a temperament that only someone with extremely high cultivation could have.
It was said that Master Xuandu was the first batch of humans in the world. He had no parents and was formed by Goddess Nuwa. He had some merit from creating humans and the destiny of Ren School.
Before he arrived at the hall, the Great Daoist Master cupped his hands and bowed to the Moon God. He smiled and said, "How have you been, Moon God?"
"I'm fine, I'm fine."
The Moon God nodded repeatedly. If others did not know, they would have thought that the righteous god of the Celestial Court had a hunched figure.
"Great Daoist Master, please come in … or do you want to do it like last time?"
"Thank you, Moon God." Master Xuandu smiled warmly and stepped into the Moon God's hall. He followed the Moon God to the rear hall.
After entering the rear hall, there was a mysterious starry sky in front of him.
The Moon God held a bonsai and shook it gently. A ray of starlight flew over from the starry sky and hovered in front of the two of them.
That bonsai was actually a Postnatal Merit numinous treasure — the Acacia Tree.
The starlight dissipated and was divided into five piles of clay figurines. Each pile was of different sizes. There were a few words condensed from starlight on them, and they were classified.
For example, the pile on the left had three words written on it: Duxian Gate.
The other piles had the words' Carefree Immortal Sect 'and' Freedom Sect '… They were actually the Dao factions of Ren School.
Master Xuandu sighed softly and smiled. "How many have been completed in the past thousand years?"
The Moon God lowered his head and said, "According to your instructions, if we find a marriage, we will make it happen.
In the past thousand years, there have been a total of 362 couples in these Immortal Sects. "
Master Xuandu nodded slightly and said warmly, "Yes, not bad. How many newbies have been born?"
"Well … You have to go to the Netherworld to check the register. We only care about marriage here."
Xuandu could not help but laugh. When he smiled, he liked to squint his eyes, and his smile was rather warm.
"I forgot about that. Moon God, don't blame me.
Ah, Teacher has really given me a difficult problem. He wants Ren School to prosper moderately, but he doesn't let me take in disciples … "
Xuandu sighed with his hands behind his back. He swept his gaze around and said, "I can only come up with this plan.
Moon God, can you bring out the recent marriages? I want to see how many there are. "
"Yes, Great Daoist Master, please wait a moment."
The Moon God shook the bonsai in his hand again. Soon, dozens of clay figurines flew forward. The distance between the clay figurines was different according to the distance between them and the possibility of marriage.
Every clay figurine had one or two red strings on it. There would be three or four red strings on it, but there would not be too many of them.
Some people had long relationships, so the red strings would be longer.
Some people had short relationships, so the red strings would be shorter.
Soon, Master Xuandu's gaze was attracted by the four clay figurines that were leaning against each other. He took two steps forward and looked at the four clay figurines that were under the words "Duxian Gate".
The Moon God smiled and said, "This is the power of the Three Stars Surrounding the Moon. What a blessing."
Master Xuandu nodded slightly and stared at it for a while.
Great Daoist Master, look. There are some red threads on his wrists and ankles. However, the red string just had an end …
Some people are like that. This must be because this sage of Ren School is focused on cultivating the Dao and does not want to interfere in secular matters. "
"What a waste." Xuandu looked at the three red strings floating around the clay figurine and smiled. "Moon God, can you help him lengthen the red string and connect it to the other three red strings?"
"Of course. However, Great Daoist Master, we can only help. It's not easy to force it …"
"While letting nature take its course, we can also add some help."
"Ah, I'll do it now."
At that moment, the Moon God raised the potted Acacia Tree and tapped it gently at the clay figurine.
At the same time, in the Pill Chamber of Xiao Qiong Mount at the Duxian Gate of the East Continent.
Li Changshou, who had just taken a shower and was worrying about the new Pill Furnace, suddenly had a scene that was not suitable for children.
"Huh?"
Li Changshou chuckled and instantly expelled the image in his heart.
In the rear hall of the Moon God, the Acacia Tree was slowly tapped, and the clay figurine disappeared …
He took a step back.
"Huh?"
The Moon God frowned and changed his direction. He held the small potted Acacia Tree and continued to poke it.
In the Pill Chamber of Xiao Qiong Mount, images appeared in Li Changshou's heart again. They were all a combination of his previous and current lives. For example, Little Aunt-Master in a sailor suit, Little Junior Sister in a student outfit, and …
Uh, why would I imagine the scene of Toxic Venom wearing a mecha?
"My Dao heart can be firm, and illusions cannot be destroyed!"
The image in his heart was instantly shattered. Li Changshou shook his head and continued to think about the new Pill Furnace.
In the Moon God's hall, the Acacia Tree attacked, and the clay figurine twisted to the left.
"Hey! I'll do it! "
The Moon God glared and grabbed the Acacia Tree to change direction again. He pointed at the clay figurine. This time, the clay figurine … did a backflip and dodged agilely.
"Hahaha!"
Master Xuandu could not help but laugh.
The Moon God's expression turned ugly. He had actually made a fool of himself in front of the Great Daoist Master. It was a small matter!
"Grow!"
The Moon God touched the Acacia Tree. The Acacia Tree instantly expanded, and its branches and leaves attacked the clay figurine.
Li Changshou, who was on the ground, frowned. A beautiful Pill Furnace appeared in his heart. The Pill Furnace opened, and a few beautiful figures flew over …
Li Changshou sat down cross-legged and began to recite the Qi Condensation Incantation.
What a joke. I've never seen anything in my previous life?
Perhaps, after I became an immortal, my mental state was unstable, so I always thought about these nonsense.
What's the use of a moment of happiness?
At the very least, I have to live a long life before I consider these things! That would be a long and shameless life!
No, longevity might not be able to protect myself … I can't get involved with the karma that's dispensable like marriage.
Li Changshou shouted, "Quiet!"
The clay figurine in the Moon God's hall instantly made a series of reactions.
Retreat …
Dodge …
Flip …
Jump left and right …
Thomas Returns …
No matter how the branches of the Acacia Tree lashed at him, not a single leaf could touch him.
The Moon God was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. He was so angry that his aura almost flowed in reverse.
The Great Daoist Master smiled and said, "I'll help the Moon God."
At that moment, his left hand glowed with starlight. His palm was filled with Yin and Yang as he grabbed at the clay figurine from afar.
The Moon God widened his eyes and was about to shout, "No!", but he was too late. The Great Daoist Master had already pinched the clay figurine's left arm.
However …
Crack!
The clay figurine's left arm was instantly broken. Its body jumped out agilely. After it stopped, it even put on a pose that said, "Come over."
The entire scene was dead silent.
"Great Daoist Master … you can't, you can't force it …"
"Ahem, can this thing be repaired?"
"I can, but it's very time-consuming. Fortunately, there's no red string on his left arm. That way, it'll be easier to repair …"
"Then I'll have to trouble the Moon God.
Um, Moon God, you're busy. I'll come back later and bring you some pills refined by the Grand Supreme Elder …
Pay more attention to this kid. Sorry for the trouble! "
After saying that, Master Xuandu hurriedly bowed and turned around to leave. He disappeared in two steps, leaving the Moon God in a mess.
A moment ago, in the Pill Chamber of the Duxian Gate.
Li Changshou frowned tightly. His heart was in chaos.
He shook his head helplessly and reached into his chest pocket. He took out one of his trump cards from the Earth Treasure Pouch to calm himself down.
A portrait slowly opened. Inside was a row of exquisitely painted … old women with thick makeup and dressed in colorful clothes …
Li Changshou looked carefully and muttered, "True love is not just about admiring her looks when she's young. You also have to accept her nagging when she's old."
In an instant, the images in his heart shattered one by one, and he felt at ease.
"However, how can immortal cultivation be old?"
He smiled smugly and put away the precious "Aged Beauties" painting. His mind immediately became much calmer.
Men should be more ruthless to themselves.
Speaking of which, it's fine if I accidentally thought of my junior sister and Little Aunt-Master, but why did I think of poison?
Tsk, it's poisonous.
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