"Yes, that'll be foolproof."
In order to go to the Moon Palace, he had been busy for a long time. Li Changshou looked at the "little" arrangement on his table. He held the jade bowl and took a sip of the cold Xiao Qiong Mount's special drink. He nodded in satisfaction.
Ling 'e's culinary skills had indeed begun to deviate. She had specialized in tea and snacks.
What was the previous person afraid of?
He had already experienced all sorts of storms. Could he still fail in front of 300 people?
With a sweep of his sleeve, the object in front of him disappeared. It was sent to the Celestial Court by a paper effigy.
Not long after, in the Water God Residence.
When the "Dharma artifacts" were in place, Li Changshou tidied his wide robe in front of the mirror and combed his Dao headband, making his white hair shiny and smooth.
Li Changshou picked up the horsetail whisk that he had already used to remove his hair and walked out of the study. Bian Zhuang and Ao Yi, who had received the news in advance, immediately bowed.
Li Changshou said, "Deputy Commander Bian?"
Bian Zhuang's eyes lit up. He replied in a loud and clear voice, "I'm here!"
"This is for you." Li Changshou casually threw a treasure pouch over. "Later, erect it outside the door of the Water God Residence …
Ao Yi, bring a group of troops and rush to the moon. Tell them that I will go there immediately and be their chief instructor. "
Bian Zhuang opened his mouth, but the words he was about to say were stuck in his throat. He could only say, "Aye."
Ao Yi smiled and said, "Yes."
After saying that, he turned around and left in a hurry. He led a group of Heavenly Soldiers and rushed to the moon.
Li Changshou patted Bian Zhuang's shoulder and smiled meaningfully. He carried his horsetail whisk and floated towards the door of the Water God Residence.
"Aunt-Master Changgeng?"
A soft voice made Li Changshou stop the cloud and turn around to look at the side.
Ling Zhuzi walked over in a loose robe. He bowed to Li Changshou and said, "Li Changshou,
"On this trip to the Lunar Palace, do you need a disciple to serve you?"
Clearly, Ling Zhuzi had obtained the secret guidance of Perfected Taiyi or Perfected Yu Ding to help him resolve the awkwardness of going to the Moon Palace.
Li Changshou smiled and said, "It's not suitable for you to go there. You'd better play with the Heavenly Generals and Heavenly Soldiers. Don't worry."
Ling Zhuzi cupped his fists and bowed gracefully. "Yes, Master."
That was very thoughtful of him.
Li Changshou turned around and left on a cloud. His eyes were filled with determination.
Ling Zhuzi recalled the communication jade token that he had received previously and could not help but feel worried.
"What is Uncle-Master's purpose?"
"Teach Chang 'e, rehearse a song and dance."
"If Fairy Yun Xiao blames me …"
"Then let Fairy Yun Xiao blame me."
With his hands behind his back, Li Changshou stepped on the clouds and left. His figure was so elegant and calm.
A soft shout seemed to come from the horizon and turned into two faintly discernible words. The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals guarding the Water God Residence looked over and saw that it was the word "kneel".
The Water God casually swept his horsetail whisk and the two words were instantly swept away. The cloud under his feet flew quickly and headed straight for the Moon Palace.
Along the way …
The Milky Way was resplendent, and immortal light was dazzling.
He looked for the faint clouds and heard the ripples.
He flew past the Seventh Heaven and rushed to the depths of the clouds. He stepped into the sky where the sun, moon, and stars were circulating and rode a cloud forward at the precise moment.
Not long after, he saw a cold star rapidly magnifying in front of him.
That was the moon that mortals spoke of. It was the hook and plate that the poets recited. It was the Grand Yin that the Daoists spoke of, and it was the beauty that lovers spoke of.
A laurel tree covered a small half of the Taiyin Star. The laurel leaves that were like light yellow jades were like celestial islands. There were many pavilions and palaces on them. It was as if one could see the shadows of fairies dancing in the palaces.
Li Changshou rode a cloud and slowly descended. He heard music and laughter from afar.
That is …
The ten Connate Spirit Roots?!
Li Changshou clicked his tongue in wonder. He rode a cloud to the huge crown of the laurel tree and carefully sensed the spirituality and fluctuations of the laurel tree. He heard the clanging sounds of wood being cut.
At that moment, Li Changshou could see with his immortal senses that fairies dressed in colorful immortal dresses were gathering towards a palace under the tree. That was the place where Chang 'e and the others usually rehearsed. It was also where Li Changshou would stay for the next ten years — the Moon Palace.
On the other side of the laurel tree was the Glacial Palace, which was enveloped by an array formation. There were palaces and water pavilions inside. However, it was rather cold and there were no signs of human habitation.
That was Heng 'e's residence.
Li Changshou was not in a hurry to rush to the palace where the fairies were gathering. Instead, he strolled under the laurel tree.
The soil there was soft, and the ground seemed to be made of fine sand and fine white jade. Walking on it gave him a unique sense of comfort.
The trunk of the laurel tree was like a towering mountain. A small figure was at the corner of the "mountain". He kept raising an axe and leaving a thin wound on the laurel tree.
When he raised the axe, the wound would heal on its own. It was extremely smooth.
Li Changshou's eyes flashed. He was right …
This man is indeed an expert!
The laurel tree was one of the ten Connate Spirit Roots. It was as famous as the immortal peach tree and the ginseng fruit tree. The laurel tree had no fruits or flowers. Its function was to strengthen itself. Although it was suppressed by the Heavenly Dao and its spirituality was insufficient, it was definitely as strong as a supreme-grade Connate numinous treasure.
However, Wu Gang was able to use an ordinary axe to cut the laurel tree …
Li Changshou took a step forward. The Dao runes of the universe circulated, and he appeared behind Wu Gang like the Earth Shrinking technique.
From afar, that person's muscles were intertwined. He did not seem to have any Dao runes or pressure, but he gave off a majestic and unyielding feeling.
"Senior." Li Changshou cupped his hands and bowed.
Wu Gang, who was chopping the tree, turned to look at Li Changshou. He nodded calmly and continued with his work.
Everyone in the Primordial World knew that any man who came to the Moon Palace would consider how to strike up a conversation with Wu Gang!
Li Changshou had already prepared a few questions. It was not on a whim that he took the initiative to look for Wu Gang.
The first step was to ask a question that Wu Gang could not avoid and would definitely answer …
Li Changshou smiled and said, "Senior, are you a human?"
"Yes."
Wu Gang replied calmly. He glanced at Li Changshou in between swinging his ax and asked in a casual tone, "What's the matter?
Are you a paper effigy that has turned into a spirit? "
"This is just my incarnation."
Li Changshou smiled and put away his horsetail whisk. With his hands behind his back, he looked at the side for a while and asked, "Senior, are you comprehending the Dao?"
"Chopping the tree." Wu Gang paused and looked at the wound on the laurel tree that had healed again. He frowned slightly.
Soon, Wu Gang looked up at Li Changshou and asked in puzzlement, "Who are you? Why can you enter and leave this place at will? "
"I'm just an ordinary immortal of the Celestial Court," Li Changshou replied with a smile. "I'm a little curious, so I came to disturb you. Senior, please don't blame me.
I've only seen Emperor Da Yu who is good at using axes. When I saw Senior swing your axe, it was in line with the Great Dao and Dao runes. I was quite surprised. "
"Have you seen Emperor Da Yu?"
Wu Gang's eyes lit up. He leaned on his axe and turned to face Li Changshou.
He was a nine-feet-tall burly man. His face was not rough. Instead, he looked handsome.
Li Changshou seemed to be chatting with him. He smiled and said, "Yes, I went to the Fire Cloud Cave to visit the ancestors of the human race."
"Have you seen the Fire Emperor?"
"No." Li Changshou sighed and said, "The Fire Emperor's demonic aura has entered his body. He is recuperating."
"Ah." There was a hint of helplessness in Wu Gang's eyes. He seemed to have recalled a magnificent period of time and recalled for a while.
Not long after, Wu Gang smiled and muttered, "It's good to be alive."
After saying that, he waved the axe in his hand again.
Clang … Clang …
"Senior, can you tell me about what happened back then?" Li Changshou asked with a smile. "I've read many ancient books, but there are many things that I can't explain in detail …"
"Of course."
The corners of Wu Gang's mouth twitched slightly. He sighed and said, "We did not win many battles gloriously. The price we paid was sometimes too heavy. It's normal that future generations are unwilling to write these things down.
However, in the end, it was a world where either you or I died. There was no benevolence or morality to speak of. "
Clang!
The axe fell and was pulled out by Wu Gang again. He continued to wave the axe and his words became more forceful.
"We kill dogs without leaving our names. The human race has been nurturing rivers and mountains for thousands of years.
You have to work hard to protect this world that our predecessors fought for. "
Li Changshou bowed to Wu Gang and said seriously, "I will not let you down, although I can only do my best."
"I can tell." Wu Gang smiled and said, "You are not an ordinary immortal, right?"
Li Changshou smiled and did not say anything. Just as he was about to leave, he had already formed a good relationship with Wu Gang. There was no need for him to stay any longer.
At that moment, a stream of light flew out from the array beside the laurel tree. It shouted the words "General Wu" and rushed over!
Li Changshou looked over and saw an obedient young girl in the stream of light.
She was dressed in a light white short dress. She looked handsome and cute, and her big eyes were filled with intelligence. There was a cloth bag on her shoulder, and at the end of the cloth bag, there was a radish tip of an Immortal Jade Radish.
The most eye-catching thing was the young girl's round and slender feet. Although they were slender and fair, it was obvious that …
They were quite strong.
Jade Rabbit?
That should be it. After she landed on the ground, she was still wearing a rabbit ear accessory on her head.
The young girl held a bowl of water in her hand. She flew over and jumped around without any water droplets falling.
"General Wu … Uh, you have a guest here."
The young girl, Jade Rabbit, chuckled. Wu Gang stopped what he was doing and took a sip of the water.
Wu Gang revealed a kind smile and asked, "What are you going to do?"
"Ah, Master asked me to go to the Moon Palace to support him. The manager of the Moon Palace has come to urge me seven or eight times. It's really annoying."
Jade Rabbit sighed gloomily.
"I heard that the Jade Emperor sealed a powerful immortal and sent him to the Moon Palace to be punished.
Hmph, they say that they are going to be punished, but the thoughts of the male immortals are very dirty!
They think that being the head instructor in the Moon Palace and watching those sisters dance every day will make them very happy. It's really … Many sisters are complaining about this. Everyone is used to being casual. This time, no matter where they go, they have to wear good clothes. "
Wu Gang was puzzled. "What powerful immortal?"
"It seems to be the Water God, the one in charge of the water affairs of the Three Realms. I heard from the sisters in the Moon Palace."
The young girl, Jade Rabbit, tilted her head and glanced at Li Changshou before looking away. She tapped the corner of her mouth with her finger.
"I also heard from a few sisters that this is the authoritative god of the Celestial Court and the person the Jade Emperor trusts the most.
They said that he is the disciple of the Saint of Ren School of the Dao Sect and the husband of the Three Xiao Immortals of Jie School … "
"Ahem!"
Li Changshou could not help but make a commotion. He smiled and said, "He should be on good terms with Fairy Yun Xiao. He's not her husband."
"Aiya, it's about time!"
The jade rabbit waved her hand impatiently. "He must be an old pervert. Otherwise, why would the Jade Emperor appoint him as Chang 'e's instructor?
Has Teacher Chang 'e ever had a man? Really! "
Li Changshou sighed and said, "That doesn't seem to be what he wants …"
"Let's not care about that. I'll go over first, General Wu!"
The jade rabbit waved her hand and kicked with her long legs. Her figure turned into a stream of light and flew towards the Moon Palace.
At the side, Li Changshou could not help but laugh. As Wu Gang was drinking water, he suddenly turned around and spat out a mouthful of water. He glared at Li Changshou.
"You?"
"It should be me." Li Changshou wiped the water stains on his long hair. "I won't disturb you anymore, Senior. I should go to the Moon Palace to take a look."
Wu Gang hurriedly said, "Ah, this child is a little less intelligent. Don't lower yourself to her level."
"No, no. Senior, don't worry. I have a junior sister who often causes trouble at home."
Li Changshou bowed with a Dao salute. Wu Gang put down the jade bowl and cupped his fists at Li Changshou. He watched as Li Changshou rode a cloud and left.
Water God? Disciple of the Saint? Have you met the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors?
Wu Gang was stunned for a while. Soon, he smiled and shook his head. He continued to swing his axe and slash at the Moon Divine Wood.
"Ah, the latecomers are terrifying."
…
When the young girl, Jade Rabbit, arrived at the Moon Palace, many fairies came over and asked her if Heng 'e would come.
Jade Rabbit shook her head repeatedly. The fairies were a little disappointed.
Clearly, the young girl, Jade Rabbit, was very familiar with Chang 'e. She was more or less a "Moon Pet".
When a fairy mentioned the Water God, Jade Rabbit listened obediently by the side.
She usually accompanied her master in the Glacial Palace and rarely came out. Previously, she had asked about the Water God and did not pay much attention to it …
At that moment, when she heard the sisters talk about how wise and scheming the Water God was, how good at scheming, and how brave he was, she was also engrossed.
What kind of male immortal is this?
Another fairy mentioned the Water God's appearance. The young girl, Jade Rabbit, tilted her head. Bubbles appeared on her rabbit ears and hair accessories. In the highest bubble, a white-haired, white-browed, kind-looking old man appeared.
"I seem to have seen him somewhere …"
Jade Rabbit muttered softly.
"Nonsense." A fairy chuckled and said, "This is the first time Lord Water God has come to our Moon Palace. Where can you have seen him before?"
Jade Rabbit tiptoed and raised her hand. She tried her best to gesture. "Is he so tall? So thin? "
At that moment, a figure floated over from the palace gate on a white cloud.
Ao Yi, who was standing at the palace gate, immediately said loudly,
"Lord Water God has arrived!"
The fairies took hurried steps and hurriedly formed an array formation.
The structure of the main hall of the Moon Palace was a little unique. There were stairs inside and outside the palace gate. There was a square, sunken "stage" inside. It was decorated with jade trees and silver flowers, and there were layers of stairs that could be used as seats outside.
As soon as Ao Yi finished shouting, the 300 Chang 'e below had already stood in their positions according to the dance rehearsal.
This scene, was really …
The orioles and swallows were green and red everywhere. It was just right.
Li Changshou rode a cloud and floated past. He arrived at the short table of the main seat in the hall and sat down steadily.
Jade Rabbit stood outside the crowd and was in the most eye-catching position.
At that moment, she was stunned. Her pink eyes stared at Li Changshou's figure and she did not know how to react …
Old pervert … Water God …
The Chang 'e's turned around with small steps and bowed in unison. The shouts that they had deliberately pondered over almost made Li Changshou's paper effigy collapse.
"Greetings, Lord Water God ~"
Li Changshou was rendered speechless.
Mu Gong could not understand the joy of being a god of power.
"Everyone, there's no need to be so polite." Li Changshou smiled and said, "The Jade Emperor asked me to come here to teach for ten years. I hope that everyone will cooperate in the future.
I'm the Water God of the Celestial Court. I'm in charge of the water affairs of the Three Realms. I only know some music. I'm just a layman when it comes to the Dao of singing and dancing. Everyone, just train as usual.
Ao Yi, bring my stuff up. "
"Okay!"
Ao Yi held back his laughter and immediately called out.
Two Heavenly Soldiers carried a roasting rack and placed it in front of Li Changshou. They lowered their heads and hurriedly retreated.
Although the two Heavenly Soldiers kept reminding themselves not to look to the side, they could not help but take a look …
The three hundred beautiful fairies carefully selected by the female immortals of the Celestial Court were dressed in colorful dresses and gauze dresses. They stood together, causing their Dao hearts to tremble. Their faces turned red and they gradually became infatuated.
He reckoned that there would be no possibility of breaking through in the next two hundred years.
Li Changshou roasted his hands on the roasting rack and smiled. "Just take it that His Majesty is giving me a vacation this time. Everyone, don't bother about me."
The three hundred Chang 'e looked at Li Changshou curiously. They naturally knew that the Water God was telling them that he was not here for women.
The fairies bowed in unison.
"Yes ~"
Jade Rabbit thought, I'm panicking.
Why did the Water God go to General Wu's place for no reason? He even chatted so happily with General Wu!
That was not important. What was important was!
She, a little rabbit spirit who was only at the Heaven Immortal realm, had called the Water God an old pervert in front of the Water God!
Can Master save me?
Master is just a nominal member of the Celestial Court. The Water God is a powerful minister of the Celestial Court. He sounds like a ruthless person!
What … what should I do?
Sensing Jade Rabbit's nervous gaze, Li Changshou calmly took out a book from his sleeve. He opened it and read it with relish.
"A hundred ways to cook rabbit meat."
"Ah!"
The Jade Rabbit girl's vision turned black and she could only tremble.
A little rabbit guts.
Many fairies also noticed the book in Li Changshou's hand. Many smart people immediately understood the Water God's intentions and covered their mouths to chuckle.
Li Changshou asked, "By the way, why isn't Heng 'e here?"
A female immortal in charge bowed and reported, "Fairy Heng 'e's immortal body is unwell. She has asked for sick leave …"
"Oh?"
Li Changshou's expression turned cold. He said calmly, "It seems that I don't have that face."
He had severed his relationship with Heng 'e and was opposing her.
"Water God," the female immortal hurriedly said. "Fairy Heng 'e has sent a maidservant beside her. Moreover, Fairy Heng' e has a cold personality and rarely walks out of the Glacial Palace. Please forgive her, Lord Water God."
Many fairies bowed in unison. "Please forgive me, Lord Water God!"
Li Changshou was puzzled. "Where's the maidservant?"
More than ten fairies turned their bodies sideways, exposing the young girl who was squatting on the ground and trying to sneak away.
Li Changshou frowned and his eyes flickered.
His original intention was to take Heng 'e down a notch. Naturally, he would not really make things difficult for Jade Rabbit.
However, Jade Rabbit's body trembled and she knelt there. She blinked her eyes and tears rolled down her cheeks …
"Water God, spare me!"
Before Li Changshou could say anything, Jade Rabbit had already sat on the ground. Her pink eyes lost their luster as she muttered, "Can you … kill me first?
"You, can you … kill me first before you put me on the wok … I've lived for more than ten thousand years … Actually, my meat is old …"
Li Changshou was rendered speechless.
The surrounding fairies did not understand what was going on, but they all pleaded for Jade Rabbit.
Li Changshou sighed to himself.
Forget it. Since the first plan failed, so be it. Why bother with a little rabbit?
He cleared his throat and calmly took out a bronze mirror. He placed it in front of him and said to the bronze mirror,
"Can you hear me over there?"
The surface of the bronze mirror trembled, and a clamor of voices came from it.
"Got it! Lord Water God, I heard it! "
"Wow, I can see the scene. Is this the Lunar Palace? The decorations, the curtains … there doesn't seem to be anything different. "
"Lord Water God went to the Moon Palace and didn't forget to give us the Cloud Opening Mirror. Seriously! He loves his soldiers like a true water god! "
Li Changshou smiled and said,
"During these ten years, I will transmit my every action in the Lunar Palace through these two mirrors.
I want to tell everyone that the Moon Palace is not a mysterious place, nor is it a place that male immortals yearn for.
In order to complete the song and dance mission, Chang 'e and the others have been training hard day and night. Every living being has their own things to do, and doing their own things well is the meaning of existence. "
Below, the group of fairies were touched …
In front of the Water God Residence, the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals gathered in front of the huge bronze mirror nodded in unison. Then, they tried to adjust their angles to see more scenes.
Li Changshou smiled calmly and took out some ingredients, seasonings, and wine from his sleeve. He began his leisurely life today.
Nothing could prove his innocence better than a live broadcast that lasted for ten years.
However … he could not say things like "Brother, write the word 'steady' on the wall of the Water God Residence. The first live broadcast of the Primordial World lacked a little soul.
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