If before breaking the Dimensional Wall,
Someone told her,
If her biological father was Deadpool, then Issou would not only not believe it,
But he would also think that the other party might be seriously ill.
But after breaking the Dimensional Wall, when Deadpool personally came to tell her that he was her biological father, Issou … Issou was so desperate that she wanted to die.
But inexplicably, she believed it.
What?
Are you asking Issou if this is because of some magical father-daughter bond with Deadpool?
…
…
…
Don't think too much.
Issou simply felt that the evidence listed by Deadpool was quite reasonable.
Deadpool and Issou were sitting face to face at the dining table, and he couldn't hide his excitement as he said, "Babe, think about it, how did you come to this world? Come on,
Tell Daddy me out loud! Don't be shy! Quick! "
Issou: "…"
Is it really okay to ask her about this kind of thing!?
"If you are my father, then you know better, okay?"
Issou was going crazy. If Deadpool was really her biological father, she felt that she might repeatedly live in a daily life of "I want to die" and "I'm going to die" in the future.
As a daughter, she really didn't want to know what her biological mother and father did to make her come to this world!!!
"No,
You are the person involved, don't you know best? "
Deadpool blinked his white eyes at Izu, "Good girl, I'm sorry.
Are you thinking of some dirty place? I asked you how you came to this world,
I'm not asking you how you came to this world. "
Issou: "…???"
"How can you ask questions like that!?"
Issou heard Deadpool's words and glared at him angrily,
"Can't you just ask me if I can break the Dimensional Wall!?"
Why are you spouting so much nonsense?!
As a result, the attributes of her custard buns were exposed!
"Good girl, you actually yelled at Daddy."
Deadpool was caught off guard by Issou's fierce look,
He silently took out a handkerchief from his fourth-dimensional pocket.
Then, he wiped away the non-existent tears at the corner of his eyes.
She sobbed and said,
"Daddy is really … Daddy is really … Daddy is really …"
Issou: "…"
Dad, are you stuck?
Wait a minute.
She was too used to telling him that she wasn't even sure if he was her biological father!
"Daddy is really … too happy."
As soon as Deadpool's voice fell, he threw the handkerchief in his hand and cheered, "Deadpool's daughter has to have such a personality! Who cares who he is! I'll do the same! "
Issou's face was cold. "…"
As long as you're happy.
"Good girl, look, you can break the Dimensional Wall, and your thoughts are so similar to mine. Among the Little Sweet Buns, your custard buns are really a mudslide."
Deadpool put his hands on the dining table and let his butt leave the chair. He leaned forward and approached Issou. He said, "Besides, good girl, the Dimensional Wall you broke belongs to the Western circle. Who else can meet the conditions besides me!? Do you really think your father is Liu Maoxing from "China's Little Master"?! "
Issou: "…"
Looking at Deadpool who came in front of him, Issou wanted to hit the wall when she thought that her biological father was really Deadpool's father.
However, what he said was well-founded. Moreover, she had just received a call from her biological mother and learned that her biological father was coming to her door, and Deadpool suddenly appeared in front of her. The timing was …
It was so coincidental that it made her cry.
“Come
on
Baby, don't struggle! "
Deadpool's tone was rippling. "Life is full of big holes. Good girl, think about it. Now that you've fallen into my hole, what hole can trap you in the future?"
Issou: "…"
What he said made sense, but he kept feeling that something was not quite right.
"If you're really my father …"
Issou reached out and pushed Deadpool's face away, then asked, "Then what's going on between you and my mother?"
As mentioned before, every time Issou asked her biological mother about her biological father, she would always be stuffed with dog food. Although her biological mother was suspected of changing the topic, she had to say that at least from the way she stuffed her with dog food, she could guess that their relationship must be very good.
Biological mother: "…"
Her good girl was really …
Real father: "…"
He was dumbfounded.
For this reason, when her biological mother told her that her biological father was dead, she did not doubt it at all.
After all, other than death, what else could separate two people who loved each other?
Oh.
Unless one of them was sweet and the other was salty.
But Issou never expected that her biological father, who was said to be dead by her biological mother, would come back to life, and this biological father was Deadpool. So the question came — —
According to Deadpool's ability to grow back even if he was cut into pieces, if he was really her biological father, how could he not come to her for so many years?
"That's a good question."
Deadpool was pushed away by Issou, but he was not angry. Instead, he shook his head and said to her, "I also want to know, good girl, you know that my memory of your father always disappears irregularly, so don't say what happened between me and your mother, I don't even know who your mother is."
Issou: "…!!!???"
"Wait!"
When Issou heard Deadpool's words, she felt a little confused again, "Not only do you not know what happened between you and my mother, but you don't even know who my mother is, then why do you keep saying that you are my father!?"
After hearing Issou's words, Deadpool blinked his white eyes at her, and said to her particularly innocently, "That's what the Little Sweethearts in the comment section said."
Issou frowned: "What comment section?"
Deadpool opened his mouth and said, "It's the comment section of the novel" My Daily Life Collapses Again "written by an author who is growing wisdom teeth on the Jinjiang novel website that you liked to read the most before breaking the Dimensional Wall."
Issou: "…"
So how did he know that she was growing wisdom teeth?
Deadpool: "…"
Good girl's ability to grasp the key points can really be said to be … Well.
"No."
Issou felt that she had to think about it carefully. She said, "Is it because you saw the people in the comment section say that you are my father, so even if you don't know my mother, you think you are my father?"
Deadpool nodded obediently: "Yes ~"
"Ah, my ass!"
Issou bounced up from the chair with a whoosh, reached out, and pushed Deadpool back to his own chair. She slammed the table and threw him a super fierce emoji (bun), "How can you be so unreliable!? That's not how you recognize your daughter, okay!? "
"Wow! Good girl, you look really good when you're angry ~ "
Deadpool, who was pushed back to the chair by Issou, saw her fierce look. Instead, he held his chin with both hands and said happily, "At first glance, you are Deadpool's father's son. Don't look at how handsome dad is now, but before he was disfigured, dad was so handsome that it shocked the world and made the gods cry."
With that said, Deadpool suddenly remembered that there was no live-action version of Deadpool in the world where Issou was before, so he said again, "Good girl, it doesn't matter if you don't know. Dad will take you to meet DC's Green Lantern some other day. The guy who played that guy is the one who played Dad."
"Really?"
Because in the world where Issou was before, neither DC nor Marvel had filmed any live-action Superhero/Supervillain, so after hearing Deadpool's words, Issou's curiosity was immediately aroused.
"Is Green Lantern and Deadpool played by the same person?"
"Yes."
Deadpool said, "Good girl, if you want to know, ask Dad, Dad will definitely tell you!"
Hearing Deadpool's words, Issou's eyes lit up at once. Because she knew his ability, she did not doubt the authenticity of his words at all, but before she could say what she wanted to say, she suddenly reacted — —
"Wait! Who told you these things!? "
For the first time, Issou doubted her ability to grasp the key points. She quickly pulled the topic back, "Let's continue with the thing we just talked about. The pen is in the author's hand, but you look at the answer from the reader. When you were a child, you couldn't even get full marks on the open-book exam, right?"
"Yes, yes ~ Good girl, you really know me!"
Deadpool nodded fiercely like a chicken pecking at rice. He said, "Good girl, think about it, Dad couldn't get full marks on the open-book exam, so he gave birth to a bad student like you."
As Deadpool spoke, he thought of his genius IQ and silently felt sorry for it. But there was no other way. Who told his good girl to be a bad student?
So as a good father, he felt that even if he lowered his IQ to make his good girl happy, what could he do?
Just thinking about it, Deadpool was moved by his own thoughtfulness and fatherly love!
Issou: "…"
If she didn't know that he thought he was her father for such an unreliable reason, she would feel that what he said was quite reasonable.
"Don't talk nonsense."
Issou felt that she couldn't let Deadpool control the pace, otherwise, she would be brainwashed by him at any minute. She said, "The point now is — you don't know my mother at all! There is nothing between the two of them! Then how could you be my father!? Do you think a child can be obtained by imagination!? "
"That's not how it works."
Deadpool looked at Issou and said, "You know Wolverine, right? It's the one next door. He didn't even need to imagine to get two good daughters for no reason. Why can't it work for me!? "
Issou: "…"
She was curious about where the fourth dimensional wall that Deadpool broke came from.
At this point, Deadpool was indignant. He slapped the table and stood up. "Is it because Dad is more handsome than him, more powerful than him, more powerful than him, so he has to go through the normal procedure to have a daughter!? This is discrimination! Absolute discrimination! "
Issou: "…"
Is he sure he's not taking the opportunity to praise himself!?
Deadpool didn't know what Issou was thinking. Seeing that she didn't speak after he finished speaking, he thought she was going to be persuaded by him, so he immediately tried even harder to act pitiful. "Good girl, do you think it's easy for Dad?"
As the drama queen spoke, she took out a handkerchief from the fourth dimensional pocket, wiped her tears, and said, "Dad struggled for so long, but he didn't get the position of the male lead. Not only that, but he also had to watch Wolverine achieve the achievement of having both a son and a daughter. Dad's heart is really broken into pieces."
"Later, I finally heard the Little Sweethearts in the comment section say that there is a daughter in this dimension. Dad didn't even have time to eat the burrito and rushed over. As a result! As a result! As a result! "
In order to strengthen his emotions, Deadpool emphasized the three results one by one, "As a result, my baby doesn't recognize me as her father!!!"
At this point, Deadpool felt that what he said was simply tearful and touching. As a result, he secretly glanced at Issou, but saw that she was indifferent. He asked aggrievedly, "Good girl, aren't you touched?"
Issou: "…"
He was so crazy that she didn't dare to move, okay?
#
Although she was scared to death because of Deadpool's unreliability, it was much better to be scared to death than to live in despair for the rest of her life. So in comparison, Issou inexplicably felt that she wasn't so unlucky.
Although the black-haired girl still didn't know who her mother was referring to as her biological father who came back from the dead and came back to life, but to tell the truth — — —
As long as it's not Deadpool!
Who! Is! Good!
Because Issou couldn't imagine how many times she would want to explode every day if she had a father who was dirty, dramatic, and cheap!
Yeah.
Issou, who had been frightened by Deadpool, probably forgot what her mother said before —
Her father was not a normal person.
But anyway, before her father came to her door, then for Issou, it was a matter of the future. Since it was a matter of the future, then let her worry about it in the future.
At this moment, Issou has her own troubles. That's right, it's Deadpool.
Even though the black-haired girl had already separated the matter from him and reasoned with him, Deadpool still stubbornly believed that he was her father. He was so confident that he didn't even stutter when he said it.
Issou glanced at Deadpool and asked, "How do you believe that I am not your daughter?"
"No, no, no, how do you believe that your father is really your father?"
Deadpool jumped behind Issou. Thinking that he was not afraid of the cold to send his daughter to work in such a cold winter, Deadpool was moved again. He said, "Think about it, you don't know who your father is, how can you be so stubborn that I am not your father?"
Issou: "…"
She should be the one asking him why he was so stubborn that she was his daughter, right?
"Because I believe in science."
Issou said to Deadpool, dumbfounded, "I don't believe that you can be my father if you don't know my mother."
"That's not necessarily true."
Deadpool clenched his left hand into a fist, and the fingers of his right hand cooperated, making some movements that required mosaic. He said, "Generally, men and women need to go through such exercises to have a baby, but in this world, if you want a baby, you don't need to go through such exercises at all."
"Good girl, this is a world where biology and physics have been raped hundreds of times. You have to learn not to believe in any messy science."
Deadpool could list several examples. He said, "If this world really talked about science, mutants would not appear, there would not be a Hogwarts School of Magic and Wizardry in the Great Rotten Country, Superman would not exist, and Asgard's eldest prince and second princess would not appear here."
Issou: "…"
He didn't know why.
It was obvious that he was spouting nonsense every time he spoke.
But he always felt that what he said seemed to make sense.
From home to "my Chinese restaurant", Deadpool kept listing various examples in Issou's ear along the way. To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that "if my father is really Deadpool", Issou … Issou would have been successfully brainwashed by him.
But even so, under Deadpool's powerful words, Issou felt that his originally firm thoughts had begun to falter a little.
Issou: "…"
It was terrifying.
Fortunately, Deadpool left first after sending Issou to "my Chinese restaurant", but before leaving, he held Issou's hand tightly and refused to let her pull her hand back: "Don't worry, Daddy is going out to do something, and he will come back to you soon."
Issou: "…"
No, no, no.
It doesn't matter if you don't come back.
However, Deadpool didn't seem to see Issou's face full of rejection. After releasing her hand, he held her face with both hands and kissed her forehead: "Good girl, don't miss Daddy too much ~"
After that, Deadpool skipped away like a fool at the entrance of the village. Looking at his back, even if it was just a figure, it couldn't hide the rippling aura around him. Izu … Izu felt that her world was a little dark.
"Issou."
Clarice and the twins on the side were no less shocked than Issou. Thinking of Deadpool's self-introduction to them just now, they couldn't help but ask, "Is what he said true? Is your father really … Deadpool!!? "
If it was before, Clarice and the twins certainly wouldn't know Deadpool, but after living in Academy X for a few days, they have learned about this person from Laser and the others in Academy X.
The reason why Laser and the others told them about Deadpool at the beginning was that they were worried that after they joined Academy X, they would be so unlucky to encounter Deadpool one day, so they prepared them in advance.
However, Pietro and the others didn't expect that even though Laser and the others had prepared them mentally, they were still shocked when they really saw Deadpool.
Hearing them ask this, Issou turned her head and glanced at them. She originally wanted to explain a little, but when she thought of what happened from seeing Deadpool last night until just now, she could only say, "It's a long story."
In fact, in addition to Izzo, who felt speechless because of Deadpool, there was someone else who felt the same as her. That was Professor X, Charles, who was caught by Deadpool as soon as he entered the X Academy.
Charles Xavier the Unlucky Bastard: "…"
Stop hiding!
Hank, Alex, Scotchen, Katie Warrencott … I see you all!
"Wow, Professor, I really miss the days when you had hair … Wait, why do I feel a little familiar with this sentence? Oh Shit! I said this line to you in another world, no wonder I feel a little familiar, but it doesn't matter, because that's not the point — "
Deadpool looked at Charles, who was pulled by him and couldn't leave. He smiled and said, "The point is, Charles, I have a great thing to tell you every day!"
Charles: "…"
He had an inexplicable sense of foreboding.
Considering Deadpool's usual style, Charles really didn't have much hope for the "great thing" he said, but what he never expected was that the great thing Deadpool wanted to tell him was actually —
"I, Wade Wilson, am happy! Dang! Dad! La! "
As soon as Deadpool finished speaking, Hank, Alex, Scotchen, and Katie Warrencott, who had run away as soon as they saw him coming … rushed out from all directions.
"Happy to be a dad!!?"
"Is it the happy father I know!!?"
"I'm just curious. What's so good about being a dad!?"
…
Laser and the others discussed the matter of "Deadpool being a father". Given that Deadpool always likes to talk nonsense, they couldn't help but doubt the credibility of this matter when they were discussing it.
"Wade, are you sure?"
Phantom Cat sat on the shoulder of her boyfriend, Galactus, who had been tempered, looked at Deadpool curiously, and asked. "Well, I mean, is what you said true?"
Hearing Phantom Cat's question, the others also looked at Deadpool curiously. Obviously, they also maintained a certain degree of doubt on this matter.
"Of course it's true."
Deadpool, who insisted on the idea of "it doesn't matter if you don't admit it. Anyway, I admit it", said resolutely, "Do you think Deadpool is a person who likes to talk nonsense?"
Others: "…???"
Wade.
Do you have any misunderstandings about yourself?
Don't you love to spout nonsense?
Deadpool, who had been completely immersed in the role of a silly father, said in a rippling tone, "My daughter is super good-looking, super cute, and super unique. She even scolds her father when she's fierce. It's awesome!"
Others: "…!!!"
That's indeed quite unique.
"That's right!"
Deadpool reacted all of a sudden, "Where's Wolverine? I have to talk to him about this. Let's see if he dares to always show off in front of me that he has two daughters in the future ~ Are two very powerful? My good daughter is as good as two. "
Hearing Deadpool's words, Nightcrawler was surprised: "When did Logan have two daughters?"
As soon as his voice fell, he saw Deadpool turning his head to look at him. He was so scared that he quickly said, "I, I mean, Logan went to Issou's Chinese restaurant."
Deadpool's white eyes widened at once: "Issou's Chinese restaurant!?"
Charles, who didn't know that Deadpool already knew who Issou was and had met with her, heard this and thought that he was curious about where Issou's Chinese restaurant was. Considering the relationship between Deadpool and Wolverine, if they really met at "my Chinese restaurant" …
Yeah.
The consequences would be unimaginable.
In order not to cause trouble for Issou, Charles was about to change the topic, but who knew that before he could say anything, Charles heard Deadpool speak. He said, "What is that bastard doing at my good daughter's Chinese restaurant!? Does he have money to pay for his meal!? "
Charles: "…???"
Others: "…???"
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