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Joker was Batman's number one enemy,
He naturally knew him very well, but no matter how well Joker knew Batman,
He didn't know that he was now planning to drag him down with him.
When he saw Batman sit down at their table,
He was still in the mood to smile and say to him, "I didn't expect that one day we would actually sit down to eat together."
To be honest, the Joker was sincere when he said that, because even if he was really interested in Batman, he would still be interested in Batman.
That was only limited to fighting on the battlefield, not at the dinner table.
Even if he thought that one day he would force Batman to kill him personally, he never thought that one day they would actually sit down to eat together.
And it wasn't for any purpose or coercion.
"I thought of it."
Batman heard Joker's sigh, and he replied coldly.
After eating Issou's Chinese food at "My Chinese restaurant" for the first time,
Bruce could feel the invisible magic in the Chinese food she cooked.
So he wanted to poach her,
The idea of bringing Issou back to Gotham.
Back then,
He had already thought about letting the criminals in Arkham Asylum eat Issou's Chinese food,
This was not to let them taste the delicacies of the human world, but to hope that they would be able to eat Issou's Chinese food and have the idea of becoming good.
It was just that in light of Issou's resistance to Gotham,
And Bruce couldn't think of a good way to solve the whole matter for the time being, so he could only delay it again and again.
But who would have thought that before Bruce could come up with a good solution, this matter had not been delayed.
The unforeseen event caught him off guard, and what happened next was like a wild horse that had broken free of its reins, running wildly in a direction he had never expected.
But fortunately,
For the time being, everything was developing in a good direction,
The most obvious was Clown Haley's betrayal.
Back to the topic,
It was precisely because he had such an idea from the very beginning,
So Batman really didn't have any emotions like he did when he sat down to eat with Joker.
Joker was not stupid. He had tasted Issou's money cake. It was just a snack, but it was enough to make him kneel in front of Issou's cooking. In addition, with Clown as an example, Joker immediately understood Batman's words.
Thinking of what Batman had just said to Poison Ivy, Joker couldn't help but laugh. Maybe it was because he was in "My Chinese restaurant" —
The surrounding air was stained with the aroma of food, as if every breath brought in the air was not only life-sustaining air, but also the intoxicating aroma.
Therefore, even if the words were unpleasant to the ears, they still sounded less sarcastic when they came from The Clown's mouth. He said, "Batboy, you're really naive."
Issou's Chinese food was delicious.
He knew.
Clown turned traitor after eating Issou's Chinese food.
He also knew.
But …
Did Batman think that he, and even the criminals in the Arkham Asylum, would be like Clown, betraying and becoming good people because of a mouthful of food?
Joker was not surprised that Clown was willing to turn traitor and cooperate with Batman. It was not only because of Issou's Chinese food, but also because of Haley's character.
She was not completely evil. Part of her heart was soft and kind. But what about the other criminals in the Arkham Asylum?
The clown felt that they were not necessarily like the Clown Girl. It must be known that the desires bred by power and profit were very difficult to restrain. It was as if as long as they were given the slightest bit of hope, they would be like weeds, rapidly growing wild.
Batman did not know what Joker was thinking, but he understood what he meant from his words.
He knew what Joker was trying to express, but that did not mean he believed it. Human desire was endless and difficult to restrain. As Joker said, as long as they were given a little hope, they would grow quickly and savagely like weeds. But …
A single spark could start a prairie fire.
Batman believed that Issou's Chinese food had this kind of magic. No matter how vigorous and vigorous the weeds were, as long as they encountered Issou's Chinese food, they would be burned dry sooner or later.
However, Batman felt that there was no need to tell Joker this for the time being. He just said to him meaningfully, "You're the same."
Joker, "…???"
What was' the same '?
Was it naive?
Or was it a thought?
Joker heard what Batman said clearly, but because of this, he did not understand what he meant. He even wondered if he was wrong.
It was just that before Joker had time to ask Batman what he meant, the dishes they ordered were delivered to the table. Joker's attention was instantly diverted.
The skin of the Osmanthus Duck that had just been served was white and glossy. After being cut into pieces and placed on a plate, it was shaped like a sunflower. The green vegetables and carrots that adorned the white plate looked like icing on the cake, making the entire plate of Osmanthus Duck look dazzling in terms of both the color and the coloring.
Seeing this, the Joker couldn't be bothered to get to the bottom of the matter with Batman. He picked up a piece of osmanthus duck and saw the reddish duck meat inside.
Joker was not in a hurry to eat. Instead, he brought the duck meat closer. Even without taking a deep breath, he could smell the fresh fragrance from the osmanthus duck.
This famous Jinling delicacy was cooked in a way that was back to the basics. As a result, when the clown put it into his mouth and took a bite, he didn't taste a trace of grease, nor did it taste fishy. All that was left was the intoxicating freshness and the fatty tenderness that one would never get sick of eating.
After swallowing a mouthful, the clown eagerly put the remaining half of the duck meat into his mouth as well. The duck meat that had been cooked at a low temperature had good water retention, so when the clown chewed, he was able to chew out the juices of the duck meat with every mouthful.
After being stir-fried, salted, braised, and stir-fried until dry, the duck meat not only had an intoxicating fragrance, but it also tasted so fresh and delicious that it made one want to swallow their tongue.
Although this was not the first time Joker had come to "My Chinese Restaurant", the first time he came to "My Chinese Restaurant", he only smelled the fragrance of other people's food and was kicked out by Clown. The second time he came to "My Chinese Restaurant", it was even worse. Forget about eating or smelling other people's food, he did not even get to walk through the door of "My Chinese Restaurant".
Although this was not the first time Joker tasted Issou's cooking, the first time he ate Chinese snacks at a cocktail party was Issou's. Although he still remembered the taste of the money cake, if he had to make a comparison, the freshly cooked osmanthus duck in front of him was more delicious, salty, and delicious. Its skin, fat, and bones made him even more infatuated.
It was a feeling that you knew that Issou would definitely make it delicious, but when you ate it, you found that it was far more delicious than you imagined. For some reason, Joker somewhat agreed with Batman's idea.
There was also the stir-fried shrimp that looked simple but was not easy to make. The shrimps were of the same size, and because they were evenly heated, each shrimp looked extremely beautiful.
Together with the green of the cucumbers, the yellow of the winter bamboo shoots, and the red of the carrots, the whole plate of stir-fried shrimp looked simple and elegant, but there was also a hint of beauty that complemented each other.
Joker scooped a spoonful and put it into his mouth. Not only were the shrimps juicy and delicious, but they were also plump and delicious. The winter bamboo shoots, cucumbers, and carrots were clear and crispy.
What was more interesting was that after the whole plate was eaten, there was a "Three Noes" phenomenon in the plate that had no oil, no juice, and no starch. It was simply amazing.
The golden-colored fried eggplant was also fresh and fragrant. This famous Shandong dish was crispy and delicious, and its unique flavor left a deep impression on people.
At least for Joker, this was the case. Because of this fried eggplant, he could eat three bowls of rice.
…
If eating Issou's money cake at the Gotham cocktail party had only changed Joker's attitude and opinion of Issou, and even cut off his unstoppable love for Batman (…), then after eating this delicious Chinese food that was far beyond his imagination, Joker …
Joker suddenly wanted to go back in time and slap the version of himself that wanted to blow up Issou.
Before today, Joker was just like before. In order not to leave a bad impression with Issou, he denied that he wanted to blow up Issou.
But after today, Joker was telling the truth! Really! He was really glad that he did not blow up Issou just to cut the Gordian knot.
No bragging.
If there was a question in front of Joker now — —
When he had a zhadan in his hand and had to blow someone up, would he blow up his old love, Old Bat, or his new love, Issou?
From the way he addressed him, the answer was obvious. Joker would definitely blow up Batman.
Joker: "…"
There was no need for ifs. If he had a zhadan now, he could directly blow up that bastard Old Bat into a firework right now!
Because! Because!
"Is this why you want to share a table with me?!"
If Joker had not casually looked up and saw Clarice putting food on the table next to theirs, he would not have noticed — —
Why was the amount of food on their table different from the other table's?!
Joker actually had some self-awareness. Even if his love for Issou was fanatical, it could not hide the fact that — —
The relationship between him and Issou was completely one-sided.
Therefore, when they came to "My Chinese Restaurant" to eat, Joker did not expect that the portion of his food would be plus. But! Yes!
Why did the others have 6s, but they only had 5s?
Thinking of Batman's meaningful words just now, Joker suddenly understood — —
This bastard must have done something bad to annoy Issou's little Sweethearts. As a result, he was unlucky enough to drag them down with him!
Batman, who did not intend to deny it, simply asked Joker, "What else?"
Seeing Batman's expression — — Yes, you guessed right, I deliberately dragged you down with me. What can you do about it? — — Joker …
The Clown was so angry that he really wanted to beat him to death!
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