From the very beginning,
Haley had no ill intentions towards Issou. When she found out that Joker had inexplicably fallen in love with Issou,
Even when she used her (Haley) for her (Issou), Clown did not have the slightest intention of taking revenge on her.
Haley had come all the way from Gotham to New York,
All for the sake of coming to "My Chinese Restaurant" to see what kind of magic Issou had — —
To make Joker fall in love with her.
To let Batman protect her.
Really.
Clown swore that she was purely curious about Issou,
After all, the latter didn't say anything,
The former didn't have any compassion for the vulnerable like she did.
But such a fragile girl who couldn't withstand the slightest bit of wind and rain,
A girl who could only be held in the palm of her hand and taken care of carefully, inexplicably received the favor and love that she had worked so hard to get from Joker for so long.
Haley was curious and a little jealous.
But after she ate Issou's Chinese food..
Haley was also curious,
And also jealous, but the difference was..
She was curious about whether Issou was really an ordinary person.
How was it that simple ingredients could be turned into unbelievably delicious Chinese food after being made by her?
What she was jealous of was how that bastard, The Clown, got to taste the Chinese food made by Yisu's sweetheart before her!?
Because of this jealousy, when the ugly girl saw the clown in "My Chinese Restaurant", she was very angry.
There was no need for Pietro to do anything. She took the initiative to stop him.
"Joker, you should be in Arkham right now, right?"
The moment she saw Joker, Haley knew that in this "Joker vs. Batman",
Joker won — —
Because he successfully appeared in "My Chinese Restaurant".
Thinking of this,
Haley did not know if she should regret leaving a note for Joker and helping him solve some problems in advance so that he could successfully escape from prison, or should she complain that Batman was a big man, but he was actually good-looking but useless?
Batman, who had deliberately let Joker go: "…???"
Back to the main topic, it was good that Haley regretted it now.
It was fine to ridicule him.
None of this could change the fact that Joker had already arrived at "my Chinese restaurant".
So, she went straight to the point. "Do you need me to ask Batman to take you back?"
Like Clown, Joker also spent a lot of effort to escape from Arkham Asylum. Although Haley helped him solve some problems in advance, she was also tipped off by Batman.
However, Joker did not expect that when he came all the way from Gotham to "My Chinese Restaurant" in New York, before he had time to tell Clown not to go crazy here, she had already ordered him to leave.
Joker did not notice that Clown no longer called him Mr. J or Pudding. After hearing Clown's words, he asked in a surprised tone, "Inform Batman? Little pumpkin, when did you become so close to that old bat? "
Even though the Clown had treated the Clown Girl like a worn-out clog in the past, it had to be said that his attitude towards her was unconsciously mixed with a bit of confidence due to the fact that he was favored.
He repeatedly went against Batman, so Clown did not have any good feelings for Batman. It could even be said that the more she loved him, the deeper her hatred for Batman.
This was because Haley believed that Batman was the source of Joker's greatest pain.
Joker did not have any explanation for this. He allowed Haley to hate Batman. It was not that he wanted to use Clown to deal with Batman, but …
What did it have to do with him whether she hated Batman or loved Batman?
It was just that it did not matter, and Clown's sudden change in attitude was another matter. Looking at Haley in front of him, Joker suddenly realized —
"Oh ~"
"I got it."
Joker said, "Little pumpkin, are you working with the old bat?"
Joker was not stupid. Previously, he told Batman that Clown was planning a prison break and tried to threaten him to cooperate with him.
Batman refused and forwarded the video that Joker sent him to Clown. This caused Haley, who was planning a prison break, to turn around and start to cause trouble for him.
Joker was not angry because he had long known that Batman was not someone who would compromise easily. Previously, he tried to threaten him to cooperate with him. He was just testing the waters —
It would be best if he agreed.
If he did not agree, he would not lose anything.
Anyway, as Batman thought, if he did not cooperate with him, then what he would face was his crazy prison break and other criminals who would try to escape like him.
Not to mention the others, the ugly girl was the first criminal who had tried to escape from prison like him.
Of course, Joker did not deny that part of the reason why Clown did not give up the idea of escaping was because he always mentioned Issou in front of her.
But this was not important. What was important was —
Clown was going to break out of prison.
This was the first gift he gave to Batman. He wanted to let him know that if he did not agree to cooperate with him, he would suffer.
This was because the clown was able to make use of Clown Girl's love for him to strengthen her desire to escape. Similarly, he was able to use other methods to make the criminals in Arkham Lunatic Asylum feel restless in their desire to escape.
Because this was what he expected, when Joker learned that Haley had successfully escaped from the Arkham Asylum, he did not react until he saw the note Haley left him —
Joker could not remain calm.
Of course, he knew that if Haley put aside her blind love for him, she was actually a very calm, smart, and lovely girl. She was not cruel by nature and could even be considered kind, especially when dealing with vulnerable groups and small animals.
From Joker's decision to deal with Issou to her change of attitude towards Issou, Joker could completely see Clown's attitude towards Issou.
It was precisely for this reason that Joker did not mind using Issou to arouse Haley's desire to escape from prison. He did not mind using Haley's escape to achieve the goal of making Batman agree to cooperate with him.
But when Joker saw the note Clown left him and found out that the car of ZD he had just prepared to deal with Batman was taken away, Joker could not help but think —
He saw through Haley's kindness.
But did he not see through a woman's jealousy?
When he met Batman during the prison break, Joker confirmed his guess, but now it seemed …
Clown informed Batman to stop him from escaping not because of her jealousy as a woman, but because she wanted to cooperate with Batman?
"I'm glad you got it right."
Hearing Joker's words, Haley did not deny it. Of course, there was no need to deny it.
If it were in the past, she might be worried about whether what she did would make Joker unhappy, but now?
Haley expressed that it was his business to be unhappy, not hers.
Clown Haley, who had smashed the ship of love between her and Joker and made it sink like the Titanic at the bottom of the North Atlantic Ocean, after eating Issou's Chinese food, when she faced Joker again —
Her attitude had changed from a sweet "Huh??? Career level? "to a super fierce" Let's duel, love rival! "
It was precisely because of this change in attitude that Clown, who tried her best to help Joker escape from Arkham Asylum, said to Joker, "As a reward, I suggest you go back to Arkham by yourself."
Haley flashed a bright smile at the clown. "Or do you prefer to let Batboy kidnap you?" She asked the clown.
Although she had not officially agreed to cooperate with Batman, it didn't matter …
Before the cooperation, maybe she could give her future partner a gift?
For example, how about a Joker who escaped from prison?
Batman: "…"
Great!
As mentioned before, Batman forwarded the video sent to him by Joker to Clown. In addition to causing trouble for Joker, more importantly, he wanted to take the opportunity to add "insurance" for Issou.
And this "insurance" was none other than the one Bruce told Alfreid before. In the world, other than Batman, there was only one person who could give Joker a headache —
Clown.
In addition, compared to Joker, Clown was much kinder, so it was slightly easier to get her to defect. It was precisely because of these reasons that Batman approached her.
Of course, in the beginning, it was impossible for Haley to agree to cooperate with Batman. He was not in a hurry and even patiently played a tug-of-war with her.
Originally, Batman thought that based on Clown's infatuation with Joker, his battle line would be stretched infinitely, but who would have thought …
Before he had time to do anything, Joker had inadvertently helped him?
Joker wanted to use Clown to make him suffer, but he didn't know that this would instead facilitate his cooperation with Clown.
Considering that Joker only ate one money cake and already fell in love with Issou, Batman believed that as long as Clown Haley ate Issou's Chinese food, she would soon let go of her obsession with Joker.
As it turned out …
Batman was right.
After eating Issou's Chinese food, Clown, whose whole person and soul had been sublimated, not only did she not care that the giant ship of love between her and Joker sank, but she turned around and jumped onto Issou's food spaceship that would not capsize.
Haley was overjoyed when she thought about how she could live with Yi Su in the future. She could take her to show off, fly with her, and tour the delicacies with her. n
Unfortunately, before Haley could be happy for two seconds, Joker, that b * stard, had his eyes on Issou's Sweethearts.
Haley: "…!!!"
Ahhhh, b * stard, I'm going to die! (? _?) #
After hearing Clown's words, Joker not only knew that she and Batman were working together, but he also knew that she must have already eaten Issou's food …
Otherwise, why would she lose her mind like she was on drugs?
However …
Joker, who was laughing because of Haley's words, reached out and pinched Clown's chin. His tongue slid against the wall of her mouth, and then he said to her, "Little pumpkin, look at you now. You've only just started working with that old bat, and you've already copied his self-righteous face."
As he spoke, Joker closed the distance between the two. He looked at her and said, "I really should give you a mirror and let you see how annoying you are now."
Although Peter and the others knew who Haley was, they could not turn a blind eye when they saw Joker treating her like this. However, before they could step forward to help, Haley, whose chin was being pinched by Joker, suddenly bent her knee. Her hard kneecap directly hit Joker's crotch.
"Oh ~"
One had to know that as a man, even if he had a will of steel, he couldn't stop his expression from not changing after being forcefully pushed against his big brother.
At the very least, Joker could not.
Because of Haley's hit, Joker had to let go of her chin. He took a few steps back, bent his body, and jumped back and forth on the ground a few times while covering his crotch.
"Pfft."
"Pfft, hahaha."
Seeing this scene in front of them, not to mention Pietro and the others, even the diners in "My Chinese Restaurant" could not help but laugh.
Perhaps it was because they had been fed with Issou's Chinese food, so even when Joker appeared, none of the diners in "My Chinese Restaurant" wanted to leave in fear.
Although some people were indeed trembling because of Joker's sudden appearance, then again —
Trembling was one thing.
Continuing to eat was another matter altogether.
Therefore, no matter how much they trembled, it did not stop the diners from continuing to eat.
Back to the topic, "My Chinese Restaurant" suddenly burst into laughter. Issou, who was in the kitchen, could not have been unaware. After she finished cooking a dish, she was about to come out to see what was so funny. Who knew that as soon as she came out, she would see Joker, who was still dressed in a very sharp outfit.
Issou: "…!!!???"
Wait a minute!
This is the Joker in Gotham who plays ZD, not the Joker in the mall who performs magic, okay?!
So, everyone was laughing, "What the hell is this?!"
The black-haired girl was shocked by the scene in front of her. She always knew that New Yorkers were big-hearted, but she treated Joker, who was treated as a nightmare by Gotham's citizens, as a joke, hahaha …
Issou: "…"
Society, society.
"Huh??? Tick tick tick parrot!
Joker, who was originally kneeled by Haley, immediately stood up and waved at Issou when he saw her. "I'm so glad we meet again."
Issou: "…"
No.
She was not happy at all.
Whether it was according to the rules of DC or her years of experience in Jinjiang Literature City, she knew that Arkham Asylum would never be able to hold a big boss like Joker.
Therefore, even with Batman's guarantee, Issou felt that she should just listen. However, she did not expect …
Clown to come.
Joker to come.
Issou: "…"
So, today was Arkham Asylum's mass jailbreak celebration day?
"Obviously, you're the only one who's happy."
Clown glanced at Issou, then turned to look at Joker. She grabbed the baseball bat that she had just thrown on the table and put it on her shoulder. She said to Joker, "If you don't want to be dragged back to Arkham with broken legs, you better leave obediently."
"No, no, no, no, no …"
When he heard Clown's words, Joker quickly shook his head. He said to Haley, "Don't think of using this method to attract my attention, little pumpkin."
Then, he said to Issou affectionately, "Don't worry, Issou. Even if I lose my legs and my life, I promise you that as long as my love for you doesn't fade, even if I'm in hell, I'll crawl back to you, my little Issou Sweethearts."
Issou: "…!!!"
Boss.
Am I worried that you won't love me or that you'll continue to love me? Don't you know?
Joker, who "didn't know", didn't know that his confession of true love came with a horror movie buff because of his identity?
After his daily confession to Issou, Joker said to Clown, "So even if you break my legs with your baseball bat, I still love Issou Sweethearts the most."
"Don't talk nonsense."
If it was the Ugly Girl of the past, perhaps she would have been hurt by his attitude, because he was just one step away from telling her directly — —
No matter what she did!
He would never fall in love with her!
So, don't make trouble for me!
For Clown, who was addicted to Joker and longed for his approval and favor, this was undoubtedly a sad blow to her.
But now?
Haley: "…"
I'm not.
I'm not.
Don't talk nonsense.
Haley sternly rejected Joker's nonsense and retorted, "Issou is sweeter than you, Issou is prettier than you, and Issou is cuter than you. Let's not talk about whether I'm blind or retarded to give up Issou and choose to love you. If it were you —"
Clown threw the question to Joker. "Would you give up Issou and choose to love you?"
"Wow."
Joker heard Haley's words and glanced at her. "So, you're digging a hole for me?"
How could he answer Clown's question?
Give up Issou and choose to love himself?
This was a suicidal answer.
Give up himself and choose to love Issou?
This was an answer that added points for his opponent.
When Haley heard Joker's words, she shrugged at him. She neither admitted nor denied it. Then, she turned to look at Issou and winked at him. The smile on her face was so sweet that it could kill.
She said, "See, Issou, so I swear that what I said is true. Sweethearts, you have to believe me."
Issou: "…???"
Although there was really nothing going on between her and the Clown, based on the relationship between Haley and the Clown, she and her …
Weren't they rivals in love?
So why did she confess to her out of the blue?
Haley: "…"
Stop fooling around.
Sweethearts.
My rival in love is obviously that bastard Joker.
Issou: "…???"
To be honest, the black-haired girl was dumbfounded. She was even more dumbfounded than when she saw Joker appear in 'My Chinese Restaurant'. She never thought that in the blink of an eye, the relationship between Clown and Joker would change from lovers to rivals. And the main reason was because of her!
Issou: "…!!!"
'So the Clowns like to unilaterally announce that they're in a relationship?'
"Don't listen to her nonsense, Issou Little Sweethearts."
Xiao Chou said, "Since you're friends with that old bat, you only need to give him a call and you'll know he's been plotting to escape from Arkham Prison for the past few days to get back at you."
As he spoke, Joker looked at Clown with a smile on his face. With the scar on his face, it looked a little scary. He said, "Do you want me to tell Issou Little Sweethearts that you brought a car full of my ZD to bomb 'My Chinese Restaurant'?"
"Don't slander me."
Seeing Issou's expression change because of Joker's words, Haley quickly explained, "The car full of ZD is with Batboy now. He can testify for me."
Clown wasn't lying through her teeth. She really did hand over Joker's car full of ZD to Batman.
Of course, she didn't do this because she wanted to betray Joker and work with Batman. Instead, it was in exchange for him helping her escape from Arkham Asylum.
Before Haley ate Issou's Chinese food, she was a little worried that Joker would be angry with her if he found out that she handed his car full of ZD to Batman. But now …
She felt that she had done a great job!
No matter what her initial goal was, the result was in her favor. Therefore, when she refuted Joker, she was full of confidence.
Not only that, but she also turned to Issou and said to him in a particularly serious tone, "Issou, don't listen to his nonsense. Anyone who tries to ruin my image in your mind is a bad person."
Jack Neville was not a good person. Napier: "…???"
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