Chapter 345
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"Arahoe Hole Opener!" Haribo Tesla proudly showed off his invention to his friend.
"So?" Tesla rolled his eyes. He really had the urge to kill this guy and then extract his soul and divide it into seven parts.
"Look, this is the Arahoe Hole Opener I invented. This is the modified version!" Haribo waved the wooden stick in his hand. Then, a ray of light flew out from the tip of the stick and melted a lock on Tesla's table into a lump of alloy.
"You're saying that you idiot spent more than ten thousand gold coins to upgrade this lousy thing to the point where it can fuse with gold?" Tesla held the beaker in his hand tightly. He really wanted to turn back into his original form and teach this guy a lesson.
"Ahaha, how could that be, my friend! You know that time is money. So, I invented another powerful invention! " Haribo sharply sensed his friend's abnormal mood. In order not to be flattened by his angry friend, he decided to show his real ability.
Tesla did not say anything. He just looked at him with a suspicious expression. At the same time, he held a magic crystal in his hand.
Haribo swallowed his saliva. Isn't this the flattening nuclear weapon that my friend invented? And it's the kind that's strengthened. If it really exploded in this small laboratory …
Haribo shivered. He did not think that he would like that feeling.
Immediately after that, Tesla saw Halliburton take out a green wooden stick. The corner of his mouth twitched as he thought, 'Is this idiot going against the wooden stick?'
Arahoe Hole Opener is a wooden stick. This weird invention is also a wooden stick. Should I use a wooden stick to string this idiot up?
"Eh? No, I'm still missing something … "Haribo turned around and bent down to look for something.
Tesla touched his chin and felt that this idea was not bad. Then, he focused his gaze on his friend's butt.
From this angle … the curve of Haribo's butt seemed to be quite suitable to be used as a wooden stick …
Haribo inexplicably felt a chill on his butt. He turned around subconsciously and saw Tesla touching his chin. His gaze …
"What's this?" Tesla calmly changed the topic when he saw the vigilant Halliburton.
"… This is something I invented. I named it Avada Nibbling on Melons." Halibo had a strange look on his face. Did this guy just look at my butt?
"Awada … nibbling on melons? What kind of weird name is that? What's the use of it? " Tesla was even more puzzled. His old friend was really a loser when it came to naming things. He was a loser to the extreme.
"Let me show you an experiment." When it came to his invention, Halibo's expression changed. He looked excited.
"Avada nibbles on melons!" Following this sentence, a green light shot out from the wooden stick, and the Pigger pig that was chosen as the experimental subject was completely gone.
Not even the bones were left. The entire pig was annihilated in the air just like that. Not even ashes were left.
"This thing can help you complete the planning and scatter the ashes in one go. It's a must-have for home travel." Halibo was very proud of this thing that he had meticulously invented.
Tesla touched his chin. Theoretically, he wouldn't grow a beard, but his clone that had been suppressed to an ordinary human still grew a beard. It was a little prickly to the touch.
"I feel that the power can be further optimized. You used a powerful magic amplification array and micro-carving technology, right? And you added the black dragon's blood to it? "Tesla immediately figured out what his friend had done.
"Yes, and I used the ancient black dragon's blood. It's not easy to get it." When it came to academics, Halibo didn't mind that his old friend had stared at his butt just now.
"I have a very bold idea. Do you want to come to my room tonight? We can talk about it through the night." Tesla thought of something that his original body had seen in Hastur's place. He felt that this thing could be made with alchemy and engineering.
"Huh?" Looking at the hand on his head, Haribo recalled Tesla's gaze that made one's butthole tighten. He panicked all of a sudden.
Now that he thought about it … Tesla was a handsome human being who was valued by the Church of Light. He was a eligible bachelor no matter how one looked at him. Why was he still single?
Moreover, there were so many engineering masters. Why did he always choose Halibo as his lab partner?
Halibo had thought that it was because he was the first one to work with Tesla. It was also because Tesla was generous.
But now …
Halibo swallowed his saliva and tried to control his voice so that it wouldn't sound so shaky.
"Erm … Tesla, what exactly do you want to do tonight?" Halibo waited for the verdict.
"It's about making a human," Tesla answered the question nonchalantly.
Making a human? Making a human?! Halibo felt like he was a goblin who had been hiding his gold coins all his life. It was a bolt from the blue!
"Tesla … You have to know that from a biological point of view, it's impossible to make a human between males." Halibo tried hard to change his old friend's mind. This idea was too dangerous.
"Why not? As long as we look at it from the perspective of engineering and alchemy, this problem can be easily solved. "Tesla's eyes were full of excitement. He didn't understand what his old friend meant.
Alchemy? Engineering? Almighty God of Knowledge, what exactly did this human do? Could it be that he had invented something that could allow males to make a human between them?
For a moment, Halibo started to think seriously. If they really couldn't resist, then who would be the one giving birth?
How would they decide on the name?
What would the child look like?
Would it be good to have a big belly? Or would it make Tesla pregnant? It felt better for a human to have a big belly.
Tesla suddenly froze. Although he was suppressed to a mortal, his original body would still pay attention to this place from time to time.
Just now, his original body suddenly transmitted a thought to him. It seemed to be the inner thoughts of his old friend …
"Halibo … Have you tried the power of your invention on the goblins?" Tesla turned his head. He didn't do anything, but the wooden stick appeared in his hand.
"No, it's too dangerous," Halibo answered the question subconsciously. Then, he inexplicably blushed.
Looking at the blushing Halibo, Tesla felt as if a string in his heart suddenly snapped.
Why are you blushing in a teapot?!
"Avada nibbles on melons!"
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