When Zhu Yao opened her eyes, what she saw was a familiar roof. It looked especially like the straw huts her master had mass-produced using mystic arts, it was so simple that only the roof was left. Underneath him was a hard bed board, but there were a lot of blankets, more than ten.
She seriously suspected that she had been woken up by the heat. She pushed several times but to no avail, so she had to turn over and climb out.
The door was knocked open with a bang. With a flash of white light, a white figure stood in front of the bed.
In an instant, the grievances in Zhu Yao's heart overflowed. Her nose turned sour, and she reached out her hands. "Master …" She begged for hugs and consolation.
Yu Yan frowned, and inspected her from head to toe. Seeing that she did not have any other problems, he then let out a long sigh. Taking a step forward, he hugged his stupid disciple. "Do you feel uncomfortable anywhere?"
Zhu Yao turned and buried her head into his embrace. It would have been fine if he did not ask, but the moment he did, she was a little unable to restrain her emotions, and she especially wanted to show off a little. "I'm not feeling well anywhere."
Hearing this, Yu Yan was startled for a moment. Habitually, he reached out to her wrist, and seriously checked her pulse. Only after carefully checking it a few times, did he feel at ease.
If his master was here, then this place should be the Immortal World. Realmspirit was finally reliable for once.
"You were unconscious for half a year."
"Ah, half a year!" Zhu Yao was startled for a moment. Half a year, wasn't that the total amount of time she took to complete the previous mission? Could it be that her dandelion avatar had successfully ascended? It's just that it's a bare machine with no software installed. He wanted to circulate his spiritual energy to see what he looked like. However, he found that his Dantian was empty. "How could this be?"
Yu Yan seemed to know what she was thinking about. With a wave of his hand, he instantly materialized a water mirror.
She looked inside and her face immediately darkened. "Isn't this my original appearance? Could it be … "Even his hairstyle was modern. Could this be her original body? The one with zero combat power? Then how could she play in the Celestial World?
Yu Yan nodded. Without minding it in the slightest, he combed his disciple's excessively short hair, and the corner of his lips slightly rose. "You're … pretty good like this."
Pretty good? He lowered his head in silence. Which part of him had persevered?
Uh, that's not right … For Master, it means that it's quite easy to recognize, right? You're face-blind.
"Master, what is going on? Why did I return to my original body? "Logically speaking, after she returned from the modern era, she should have known. Her body should be stored in Realmspirit's place.
"Your master doesn't know either." Yu Yan frowned. "That day, I waited for you at the Divine Gate for a month, but I didn't see you ascend to the Immortal Realms. Later on, I suddenly sensed your presence, only to realize that your body had returned to Lightning Divine Hall. You only woke up today. "
It was true that a bare machine came online first! No wonder Master didn't go down to the Lower Bound to look for her this time. He was probably afraid that she would come up again after he went down, so he waited for her to wake up. Thinking about it, she was really miserable. In any case, she had kept her chastity for so many years, and it wasn't easy for her to fall in love. And he even f * cking tormented it into a foreign land. His tears of sorrow were about to flow all over the Three Realms!
"Just what happened to you?" Yu Yan hugged her tightly.
Zhu Yao had no choice but to tell her master about Ling Tian in detail, including the matter of Fa Yu turning into a Devil. "Realmspirit said that he was originally a person of the Three Realms. Even if he becomes a Fiend, he will remain in the Three Realms and won't become a bug. I don't know what he's up to. But why do I feel that something is strange? "
Yu Yan's expression sank. This was the nth time he regretted not smashing his disciple's Heavenly Book (computer). The reason why his disciple was courting death was all because of that guy.
"Oh right, master, I have something important to tell you." Zhu Yao said with a stern look. "Do you feel that Realmspirit …"
She paused midway, and a hint of confusion flashed across her face.
"Mn?" Yu Yan asked doubtfully. "What's wrong with him?"
"He …" Zhu Yao's mind suddenly went blank. She didn't know why, but she had suddenly forgotten what she was thinking about. "Eh? What was I going to tell you? I forgot about it for a moment. "
Yu Yan stroked her head. "It's fine if you can't recall it."
"Ou." Was it her imagination? Why did she feel that something was strange?
— — — —
Realmspirit said that it was currently a holiday, so naturally, there weren't any troublesome bugs to fix. For a moment, she had nothing to do. Adding that her original avatar had come online, she had to do something meaningful no matter what.
For example …
"Master, do you still remember the betrothal gifts you prepared all those years ago?" Marry me, marry me, marry me!
The hands of a certain master who was cooking paused for a moment. A hint of something flashed across his face, and he silently responded. "Mn."
"Are you ready?" Come on, marry me!
With a calm look, Yu Yan carried out the dishes and placed them in front of his stupid disciple. He then passed the chopsticks over. "Mn, I'm ready. Two servings."
"What? Two servings!?" Zhu Yao instantly leapt up, and pounced towards her own master. Dammit, I haven't even gotten my marriage certificate from you yet! You want to have a second chance, and marry two? "Speak, who's that mistress?" I'm going to kill her!
With a wave of his hand, Yu Yan moved away the dishes on the table. His figure leaned back a little, allowing his disciple to pounce on the table a little more easily. Taking the opportunity, he held onto her waist, and carried her down from the stone table. She frowned. "Eat properly." She couldn't even eat properly. She was currently just a mortal.
"Eat my ass!" The man was about to run away, so how could she still have the mood to eat? "Speak clearly. What's with two servings?"
He looked at her strangely. "One betrothal gift, and one dowry. Naturally, two servings. "
So that's the case. Alright, I forgive you. Like I said, it was already not easy to pick up a face blind patient like her master, so how could there be any other women? She had to be the only one. Mn, just thinking about it made her a little excited.
Once she was excited, she would want to do some bad things.
"Master, I heard that around twenty-eight years old is the golden period for females. What a coincidence, my original body was twenty-eight years old. "
"Mn."
"Master, I heard that the pressure in modern society is growing, and the restrictions are growing as well."
"Mn."
"Master, I heard that the Family Planning Office has announced a new policy, and it's even stricter than before. It's going to be implemented soon."
"Mn?"
"Master, I heard that the birth rate in the Divine Realm is zero, and it's breaking new records in the history of the Three Realms every year. I feel that everyone has a responsibility to protect the Divine Realm. We should change it a little. "
"Mn …"
"Master, I heard that after becoming a Deity, in a certain aspect … Ahem! My abilities will be restricted. What a coincidence, I'm a mortal now, so there aren't any restrictions at all. "
"… Eat properly!"
"Master, eating is such a waste of such a beautiful scenery. Why don't I do some interesting exercise?" Come, little red riding hood, let grandma have a bite.
"… …"
"Master. I heard that you like monkeys … "
Zhu Yao felt that. Since they were about to get married, then their married life should be brought forward as well. For example, giving birth to a monkey during the holidays? Because of this, she decided to use her charm to conquer his agreement. Even if he didn't agree, she had to create conditions to make him agree.
However, she never expected that a certain master did not have the slightest bit of objection towards his disciple's suggestion. Instead, he explained something to her in an extremely serious manner.
"Yu … Yao. You're currently in your original body. "
"Ah!" Zhu Yao was startled for a moment. "I know."
"Since you're in your original body, then you're a human. Only a monkey spirit can give birth to a monkey. "
"…" She was actually speechless.
Yu Yan looked at his disciple's earnest eyes. "If you really like it, why don't … "If you really like it, why don't your master catch one for you?"
"The hell." Who asked you to catch one? This old lady only wants to give birth to children for you. As expected, when talking to her own master, she couldn't even make half a turn. She immediately pounced on him. Pressing on his righteous lips, her hands turned, and she immediately pulled open the belt on his body. Since she couldn't communicate with him with words, then she would express it with actions.
Strangely, this time, he was unexpectedly cooperative. However, when she pounced on him, he was stunned for a few seconds. After that, he actually did not resist in the slightest. Furthermore, with a learning spirit, he searched for the belt on her body, and pulled it open at roughly the same frequency as her. His other hand hugged her even tighter as well. Perhaps it was because men had a natural talent in this area. Even if a certain master lacked experience, he was a genius after all. In just a moment, he had already taken control of the situation.
With a slight tilt of his body, he pressed Zhu Yao beneath him.
She simply felt her vision blurring, and a white light flashed past …
— — — —
Late at night.
Zhu Yao sat at the head of the bed, feeling like crying.
Yu Yan pulled the blanket over the person on the bed. Looking at his disciple at the head of the bed, he remained silent.
The person lying on the bed was her! To be precise, it was her body. And the one at the head of the bed was her soul.
Recalling what happened earlier, Zhu Yao was still a little unable to react.
Just earlier, the atmosphere was just right. Under the moonlight, the scenery was beautiful, and it was a feast for the eyes. Recalling that the two of them could be considered as an old married couple, she could not help but bite him. The scene immediately changed from first base to second base, and then to second base. In the end … she bit her teeth.
At the last moment, her body actually felt light, and her soul directly left her body … Left her body … Left her body … Left her body!
When she regained her senses, she was already floating in the air.
Was this a curse from the FFF Guild?
The hell, someone else is single, and you're blaming me?
"Master …" She really wanted to cry.
Yu Yan sighed. Glancing at his translucent disciple, recalling the scene earlier, a hint of redness flashed past his face. Lightly coughing, he said. "Your master does not know why your soul suddenly left your body either." His eyes wandered around for a moment, before he continued. "Don't move around recklessly. I will invite the Hall Master over to take a look."
After saying that, his figure flashed out of the door, and no matter how she looked at it, it felt as though he was fleeing.
In less than a quarter of an hour, he returned with a man in cotton robes.
"Yo, little little grand disciple, long time no see. Congratulations on your recent …" Yu Jin raised his hand and greeted the person lying on the bed. Before he could even finish, he saw the other Zhu Yao at the head of the bed. His figure paused for a moment, and his pair of peach blossom eyes narrowed. "Her soul left her body!"
"Hall Master …" The corner of Zhu Yao's lips twitched. Is this how you congratulate someone?
"What happened?" And here she thought that the two of them had invited him to their wedding feast.
"Her soul suddenly left her body. I used the Soul Suppressing Art, but I couldn't make her return." Yu Yan explained.
Yu Jin frowned. Stepping forward, he checked the meridians of the body lying on the bed, and then reached out two fingers to tap on the soul-like Zhu Yao's forehead. Yu Jin's frivolous smile retracted, and a hint of graveness appeared on his face. He turned to look at Zhu Yao. "The life force is endless, and the soul does not disperse. Both sides are fine, so it shouldn't be like this … What did you do earlier?"
"Uh …" The master and disciple both stiffened. They exchanged glances, and then silently turned their heads away. What she could say was that she had done something that shouldn't have been done. Attempted! And then, she was disrupted. "Umm …"
"Eat!" Yu Yan immediately interrupted his disciple's words, and replied with a stern expression, if one were to ignore his ears that were so red they were dripping with blood.
Wang Yu Jin, who was single, naturally did not notice the two's little actions. Based on the great moral integrity of a good Hall Master, he carefully asked about the recipe, and even personally examined it. From beginning to end, he was still unable to find out the true reason why Zhu Yao's soul had left her body.
"This matter is rather strange." Yu Jin frowned. "Most probably, her soul had left her body for too long, and now that she has just woken up, she's not used to it yet. Let's just wait and see."
The general meaning was: I can't do anything about it either, you guys can do as you see fit. Perhaps, let's wait a little longer, and see if she will return on her own.
What happened to the promised good Hall Master? Crash!
"Oh right!" He suddenly recalled something. "I remember that there's a Soul Guiding Pearl in the hall's Precious Treasure Pavilion. It's …"
Before he could even finish, a white figure flashed, and Yu Yan had already disappeared.
The corner of Yu Jin's lips twitched. He hadn't even said he was going to borrow it, hey! Where's the most basic respect towards a Hall Master?
He turned to look at Zhu Yao, and said with a heavy tone. "I say, Cui Hua! Don't learn from your master. "
"Cui Hua, your sister!"
"Haah …" Damn it, it's too late. I've already been led astray! His face was filled with pain. Suddenly, he thought of something, and his eyes flashed. "Oh right, Cui … Uh, little little grand disciple, are the two of you really planning on getting married?"
"That's right." You have an opinion.
"Hoho." He instantly smiled like a chrysanthemum. "Since the two of you are husband and wife, naturally, you're no longer his disciple. When that time comes, your personal succeeding imprint will be gone … Are you interested in becoming a Hall Master? "
He still hasn't given up yet!
"Not interested."
"Don't decide so quickly!" He continued to persuade. "Look at you, you're currently just a mortal. If you want to cultivate to the High Deity realm, you'll need a long time. This path of cultivation is extremely dry and dull. Are you sure you don't want to become a Hall Master for fun? "
"No need." Zhu Yao strongly shook her head, and said seriously. "I have my master!" How could she be bored?
"…" The single dog suffered ten thousand points of damage.
The corner of Yu Jin's lips twitched, and the resentment value on his body surged at an extreme speed, breaking through the barrier in a straight line. "Little little grand disciple!"
"Mn?"
"Flaunting your love, you'll split it up quickly!"
"Heh, at least it's better than flaunting your right hand."
"…" Fine, you win!
"Let's talk about your out-of-body experience." Yu Jin gritted his teeth, and took a deep breath. He took a step forward, planning to help her check on the situation of her soul once again.
Just as he reached out his hand, suddenly, Zhu Yao's soul rippled like water. Her figure flashed, and in the blink of an eye, she disappeared from where she stood. As though she had never existed in the first place, not a single trace of her aura could be detected.
Yu Jin: "…"
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