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Chapter 112

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"You, what are you doing?" The mistress was shocked by me.

"I'm handing in my paper," I said.

"Just hand in your paper, why are you being so loud?" The mistress said angrily.

It was okay this time, I just handed in my paper when the bell rang. The next class was English, I seemed to have done it even faster. I was really worried for the mistress.

Miss Zhao quickly ran over to take a look after the exam, she only calmed down after seeing that I didn't walk far from the classroom.

"Huang Jingyang, how did you do?" Miss Zhao asked.

"Is there even a need to ask? I've been sleeping, "I said in a hurry, and accidentally blurted out the truth.

Miss Zhao was still young, she immediately raised her voice, "Huang Jingyang!"

My two legs immediately straightened, and prepared to run.

"Huang Jingyang, if you dare to run, I'll call your jiejie," Miss Zhao said.

Mobile phones were really something that all primary school students hated to the core. Any small mistake now could cause their parents to receive complaints from the teacher. The parents that were scolded by the teacher will scold their son into a grandson after hanging up.

Ever since jiejie got the phone that was the most resistant to dropping, dark clouds started to appear in my clear sky. The most troublesome part was that these two women would occasionally discuss how to deal with problem children who matured early.

I could only droop my head and pretend to be pitiful, this move would normally negate 30% of adults' attack power. The problem was, I met Miss Zhao, who had done a lot of research on how to deal with problem children.

"There's no use pretending to be pitiful with me," Miss Zhao ignored my defense.

Do you want us children to live or not? I also can't think about using silence to kill time. It's just that it wasn't ten minutes between classes at noon.

"Miss Zhao, I want to go to the washroom," I said.

"Take it with you if you can," Miss Zhao said in annoyance.

Who would dare to do that? I looked speechlessly at Miss Zhao with hidden bitterness.

"I want you to do a thorough check after you're done with the exam questions to see if you missed anything." Miss Zhao was furious when she mentioned this.

"My full name is correct. Even if I check it a hundred times, it won't be wrong. You said you can't help your classmates during the exam, "I said with grievance.

"That's not helping a classmate. That's cheating. Cheating is punishable by expulsion, "Miss Zhao said in exasperation.

"I know. So in order to avoid this kind of serious mistake, I chose to hand in the paper early, "I went back to the topic.

"You're not allowed to hand in your papers early. You'll affect the other students in the class," Miss Zhao said.

"Then I can only lean over the table and review the contents of the textbook."

"Yes. No. You're quibbling. He's clearly sleeping. "Miss Zhao panicked.

"I fell asleep while reviewing." I scratched my head.

"Huang Jingyang, don't pretend with me. Your sister has already told me about your tricks. I won't fall for it, "Miss Zhao actually directly made a move and pinched my ear.

"Don't the primary schools in the city not prepare for corporal punishment?" I asked weakly.

"You can go back and tell your parents," Miss Zhao said with a smile.

I didn't say anything. No matter how sturdy a castle is, it is still breached from the inside. Even the naughtiest child can't handle being betrayed by their parents.

"Why aren't you saying anything?" Miss Zhao asked.

"If I speak, will you let me go?" I asked.

"Don't even think about it," Miss Zhao didn't use much strength. The key point was that I didn't dare to resist. As the instructor of the martial arts class, I already didn't think too much about being pinched by the teacher in front of everyone.

Thus, I just shut my mouth and didn't say anything.

My eyes focused on my nose. My nose focused on my mouth. My mouth focused on my heart. God flew outside my body.

Yi, there's a fly here. I immediately controlled that fly. Now that I'm controlling this kind of small animal again, I'm quite familiar with it.

That unlucky little fly immediately started to scurry around strangely like a headless fly. After a long time, I finally got used to the little fly's rhythm. I didn't think that this little fly was so much bigger than a mosquito, but so much harder to control. I wanted to control a little bird to shit on the shitai's head before. It looks like this immature idea can only be put to an end.

Weng weng weng, the little fly rushed towards Miss Zhao while singing.

"Ya!" Miss Zhao was shocked by the determined little fly. The little thing was too bad, the moment it rushed over, it kissed the other person's peach-red lips. In order to protect her lips, Miss Zhao naturally let go of me.

Seeing Miss Zhao let go of me, how could I care about controlling the fly, and quickly ran away.

Seeing me run away in a hurry, Miss Zhao couldn't help but smile, and didn't really chase after me.

Only that pitiful little fly rolled a few times on the ground due to the fly accident, and couldn't fly again for a long time.

The English test in the afternoon couldn't be easier for me. Memory is very important, my sister trains me with Level 6 of University English every day, dealing with this Level 6 of Primary School was like child's play.

The listening test took a lot of time, because during the listening test, it wasn't listening to a tape, but the English teacher directly. It took a lot of time. I only took a few minutes to finish the rest of the questions. Such easy questions naturally didn't need to be checked. Thus I started the game in the morning. I don't know what happened, but there wasn't a single mosquito in the classroom. Oh yeah, when I came in, I smelled the smell of mosquito medicine in the classroom, could it be? A woman's heart is really the most poisonous, to deal with such a small life, she actually used such a vicious method. As expected, I found a few mosquito corpses in a dark corner of the classroom, this was irrefutable evidence of the shitai's heinous crime.

You think I can't do anything to you just because you killed the mosquitoes in the classroom? My vision flew out of the classroom, but the glaring sunlight outside made me a bit scared, I could only hide under the eaves to find the target. Not long after I walked forward, everything in front of me became blurry. I didn't dare to continue forward. Because the front gave me a feeling of palpitations. I instinctively retreated, my vision became clear again. At this time, a little fly that was humming a popular song in the fly world appeared in my vision.

"Sorry, little fly." I didn't feel that the little fly was disgusting, instead I felt that the little fly was quite cute.

The little fly struggled for a bit, then chose to give up. It waddled into the classroom.

"Buzz buzz buzz …"

"Where did the fly come from?" The shitai's eyes were really bright, and her ears were also very sharp. She immediately found the little fly's trace. She was really vicious, she actually hid a bottle of mosquito repellent under the podium. She picked it up and was about to spray it.

The English teacher, Miss Zhang quickly stopped her, "Don't, don't spray it. The children are still taking the exam. "

The shitai resentfully put down the mosquito repellent, if the children were really scared away because of killing mosquitoes, she wouldn't be able to shirk responsibility. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that she deliberately made the students of the first class unable to answer the questions properly.

I was already mourning for the little fly, and was about to leave to find a new target. But now I didn't need to waste so much effort. I controlled the little fly to circle the classroom a few times to warm up. Then it flew towards the shitai. The shitai was sternly scanning the classroom. Actually, the experimental class didn't need an invigilator. The shitai just wanted to make the atmosphere a bit more tense so that the students in our class couldn't perform.

The little fly quietly flew behind the shitai, this time it didn't even make a buzzing sound. Then it slowly approached the shitai, and suddenly jumped on the shitai's face.

"Pa!"

Everyone in our class blinked their eyes. That was really ruthless. The shitai was also so vicious to herself.

The shitai nonchalantly dragged her palm across her face, then flipped it over, it was empty.

I almost laughed out loud, how could I fall in the same place twice? After the little fly bumped into the shitai's face, it immediately ran for its life, just in time to avoid the shitai's palm.

"Miss Liu, what are you doing?" Miss Zhang frowned and asked.

"There's a fly that keeps flying around here." The shitai pointed at the sky.

But how could there be a fly in the sky? Miss Zhang frowned, but didn't say anything.

The little fly was currently hiding on the shitai's back.

The shitai searched a few times but couldn't find the little fly, she was very annoyed.

After a while, the little fly flew off the shitai's body, circled to the other side of the shitai's face, and jumped up.

"Pa!"

The shitai used her other hand to hit it again, she was still vicious.

The little fly nimbly dodged the shitai's attack, and hid behind the shitai again.

The shitai carefully rubbed her hand on her face, then slowly opened her palm, it was still empty.

The shitai smiled awkwardly at Miss Zhang who was staring at her, "This fly is really cunning, it missed again."

Miss Zhang's mouth twitched, but she didn't say anything.

The shitai wasn't stupid, she didn't stand still anymore, but what was the point of her constantly moving? The little fly was attached to her back. Wherever she went, the little fly followed. It kept jumping up and down on her clothes. When she wasn't paying attention, it jumped onto the shitai's face. The shitai was smart, she didn't dare to hit it, if she hit it again, she would probably become the second senior brother. She hit it lightly, but how could she hit the little fly?

After teasing the shitai a few times, I almost couldn't help but laugh when I saw the shitai's flustered appearance. The people in our class also felt that the shitai was too strange today. However, everyone was overjoyed that this guy had been teased by a fly for the entire exam. But no one dared to laugh out loud, they all tried their best to hold back their laughter, it was really torturous.

I wanted to control the little fly to the shitai's swollen face, but I felt an intense headache and my consciousness returned to my body. The little fly fell to the ground like a kite that lost control.

"It's this damn fly!" The shitai pinched the little fly from the ground, and cruelly pulled out the little fly's wings. Then she pulled out the little fly's legs one by one. It turned into a stick fly.

Zhang laoshi's frown deepened when he saw how smug the abbess was. The shitai was completely unaware. She was drunk in her victory.

I laid on the table. This time, I really fell asleep.

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