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Old Madam Yu came out to walk the dog early in the morning. Originally, she didn't care much for the dog that she brought from Li He's house, but who knew that she would develop feelings for it.
In the end, he got into a quarrel with someone.
She quickly changed from a slightly bourgeois old lady to a gossipy old lady.
The lowest level of swearing was nothing more than a shrew swearing on the street. As long as one was thick-skinned and knew how to swear, no matter who the other party was, everything they said would be directed at the genitals, such as hanging one's own mother from a tree, mixing rice with ashes, and even talking about eighteen generations of ancestors.
Basically, it was all about having a loud voice and being shameless. Kill a thousand enemies, lose eight hundred men.
However, the old lady didn't use any profanity when she scolded people. Li He was occasionally interested and could feel his blood boiling.
Her voice was loud and she spoke fast. She could also use all kinds of rhetorical techniques, such as parallelism, rhetorical questions, metaphors, and so on. She would also add a bit of logic to her opponent's words, and then give an example with the same logic as her rebuttal. Then, she would add a disdainful gaze and a tone of voice. A series of direct hits, game over. She was definitely an expert at fighting.
Her words could make the other party or the bystanders think for a moment before they could understand. This would create the effect of the bystanders laughing, which would deal a lot of damage to the other party. It would create the effect of everyone laughing at her.
When Li He heard the commotion outside, he immediately took his bowl of rice and came out to watch the battle.
The person arguing with Old Madam Yu was also an old woman in her fifties. Her hair was combed very carefully and there was not a trace of disarray. She had a chubby face and a shiny forehead. 【Love ↑ Go △ Small ↓ Say △ Net
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This old woman was also from the alley in front of them.
After listening for a long time, Li He finally understood the whole story.
An auntie who was sweeping the floor didn't pay attention and put some dust on the old lady's trousers. The old lady couldn't take it anymore. The auntie's apology was useless.
"Don't you have eyes? Look at how cheap you are."
The cleaning auntie said, "What's wrong with sweeping the floor? How am I cheap? I also rely on my strength to earn money. I didn't steal or rob …"
Many people hurriedly tried to stop the fight. In the end, the sweeping aunt left in tears.
She made Old Madam Yu unhappy. She stood at the side and couldn't stand the sight of this old woman, so she said, "You're born to be a cucumber. You're asking for a beating! So what if other people don't pay attention to you? You're so persistent. "
The old woman raised her head. "Who asked you to meddle in other people's business?"
"I really can't be bothered with your toad-like appearance. I feel disgusted just looking at your cowardly appearance. You even followed the fashion and cut your hair in the middle. Can you please take a look at yours? It's a thirty-eight, okay? Go home and take a good look at yourself in the mirror. See how many scallions there are on your head. If you don't have any, go buy a few and stick them on your head. Stop pretending. "Old Madam Yu was not someone to be trifled with.
Anyway, the two of them continued to quarrel. Li He watched with great interest.
He Fang came out and patted his shoulder. "Are you going to eat or not? Are you bored out of your mind, watching people quarrel so early in the morning? "
Li He carried the bowl home and refilled another bowl of porridge.
In the morning, everyone was busy making a living. Everyone around them seemed to know what they wanted. Every step they took was filled with strength and hope. It seemed that only Li He was still waiting to die.
Matsushita Rice Bowl helped He Fang take care of the vegetable garden since it wasn't hot in the morning. The vegetables were basically self-sufficient.
Suddenly, the few dogs in the house started barking.
"Is anyone home?"
Li He heard someone shouting in the yard.
He Fang said, "Did you not lock the door?"
Li He nodded. "I didn't. I'll go take a look."
After saying that, he put down the hoe, washed his hands in the pond, and went to the yard.
The two big dogs and the little dog were guarding the door, baring their teeth.
There was also a person standing on the doorstep, opposite the dogs. His body was arched, and one foot was already out of the doorstep. He looked like he was ready to run if the situation was not good.
When he saw Li He, he was overjoyed. "Mr. Li, Mr. Li, I finally found your house."
Li He took a closer look and realized that it was the useless lawyer from Hong Kong, Shen Daoru. He chased the dogs away and invited Shen Daoru into the house. "Come in."
Shen Daoru knew that Li He wasn't poor, but it was rare for him to see such a big house with such luxurious decorations in the central room.
He couldn't tell if the furniture, paintings, and porcelain were real or not, but he could tell if they were good or bad. He felt that they were really good, but he couldn't tell what was good about them.
"Mr. Li, this can be called a private room. It's really good."
Li He didn't like small talk. "How did you get here?"
"I took a plane." Shen Daoru took Li He's teacup and looked at it carefully. Is this purple sand? He unconsciously took it more carefully and placed it on the table. He couldn't afford to break it.
Li He could only complain about this differential treatment in his heart, but he still asked, "Thank you for your hard work. Did you bring all the materials?"
"Yes. I registered a Hong Kong investment company according to your request. It's called Yuan Da Investment, and it's an offshore company." Shen Daoru hurriedly took out a bunch of documents from his briefcase.
Li He looked at the documents in his hand. He now had two Hong Kong investment companies and three offshore companies. At least he could use them as a shell.
"Okay, stay here for lunch. I'll find someone to accompany you in the afternoon. Help me settle the trademark first."
Shen Daoru smiled. "Don't worry, I'll get it done for you."
Ever since he entered the mainland, he could put down his worries. It wasn't as scary as the rumors said, and most people were very friendly.
After receiving Li He's remuneration, his life immediately became comfortable again. He was extremely satisfied.
He even thought to himself that if there were more rich people like him, why would he still be a lawyer?
Li He went out and called for Little Wei, "Ride my bike and call your brother Pan over."
Little Wei had grown a lot over the past two years. He was considered a handsome young man at sixteen or seventeen years old. He had been assigned to a meat packing factory but he didn't do his job properly. Instead, he thought about mingling around. Seeing Skinny Monkey, Su Ming, and Pig Dacheng, these unreachable big brothers, nodding and bowing to Li He, he worshipped Li He even more.
He acted like he followed Li He's lead. He could earn three to five dollars just by running errands. Just a little bit from Li He's fingers would be enough to cover half a month's salary.
Recently, Little Wei was very envious of Li He's motorcycle. She thought about how cool it would be and how many eyes it would attract.
She hesitated for a while and finally said, "I want to ride the motorcycle. It's very fast."
"Do you know how to ride it?" Li He asked.
"I'll learn it soon. It should be similar to riding a bike," Little Wei said confidently.
"Stop bullshitting. Hurry up and ride the bike." Li He didn't dare to let a newbie get into trouble with the motorcycle.
Little Wei rode the bike to look for Skinny Monkey unhappily.
During lunch, He Fang didn't go to the dining table since there were outsiders. She just took a few bites in the kitchen.
Li He asked, "What kind of rules are you talking about?"
"We don't even know each other, why are we eating together?" He Fang said casually.
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