The moment he landed on the ground, he bent his legs slightly and easily got rid of the momentum. He landed steadily on the ground. When he was practicing martial arts, he didn't dare to say that he had learned many real fighting skills, but he had definitely learned cool moves like the Sparrowhawk Flip and the Carp Stand Up.
A chess player who didn't know martial arts was definitely not a good programmer.
Fang Qiong patted her chest and smiled. "You're too brave to climb so high without paying attention to your safety."
She was tall and had fair skin. Her forehead glowed like a light bulb. Her dyed hair had a tinge of yellow in it, and it hung just right on her chest.
Li Lan asked curiously, "Why are you back? There aren't any classes right now. "
Fang Qiong and his mother were both golden phoenixes that had flown out of the mountains. Even in the 21st century, they were the only two female university students that had come out of the mountains.
When Fang Qiong was admitted to Beijing, his mother was very concerned about her and even visited her at school a few times. As for his house, she was shy and only visited once.
Fang Qiong said, "You've already graduated, why should I still go to school?"
Li Lan patted his head in annoyance. "I forgot, sorry. Time flies. I can't believe we actually graduated just like that."
He wanted to continue asking her why she didn't find a job, but he didn't open his mouth in the end. Otherwise, it would seem like he was looking down on her because he was still wandering around aimlessly.
Fang Qiong said, "I'm going to continue my postgraduate studies. What about you?"
Li Lan said, "I can't. I don't have the patience, so I decided to stay here. You still want to continue your postgraduate studies? That's amazing. "
Fang Qiong smiled. "I still want to study in the United States, but I'm afraid that I'll become a nun."
Li Lan said, "There are so many female doctorates. I really admire your perseverance. I'm sorry, what do you study? "
"Biology."
Li Lan said, "I don't know anything about this subject."
Fang Qiong pursed her lips and smiled. "I don't know anything about computers either. I was going to ask you to fix my computer."
Li Lan said, "That's not a problem."
Fang Qiong said, "I'm serious. My laptop keeps having problems. I brought it back this time, but it's still not working."
Li Lan said, "Bring it to me later. I'll fix it for you. As long as it's not too complicated, it's not a problem."
"Then it's settled." Fang Qiong said happily. "You are staying at Grandpa's place, right? I will send the computer over."
Li Lan nodded. The uncle Fang Qiong was talking about was his uncle. He looked at the basket on her arm and asked, "Are you going to pick mushrooms too?"
Fang Qiong agreed. "Yeah, let's go. Otherwise, they would have finished picking the fruits and we still haven't done anything."
The two of them chatted as they walked. They didn't meet up with the main group in front of them. Instead, they walked into another fork.
"At the beginning of the year, my dad got a wild boar here." Fang Qiong said as she picked up a bunch of mushrooms and put them in her basket.
Li Lan also plucked some and put them all into her basket. "Is it a trap?"
The wild boar's skin was thick and its flesh was thick. Native guns could not kill it, unless there was someone with good marksmanship who could directly shoot at its eye sockets.
Fang Qiong said, "Now that there are so many people running up the mountain, they don't even dare to put their tongs around, let alone dig traps. It's not a joke to hurt people.
The tiger chased the wild boar in the snow, but halfway through, it ran away as soon as it saw people. The wild boar was injured and lost half of its leg. My dad and the others got lucky. "
Li Lan said, "That's pretty lucky."
If he asked why the tiger was afraid of people?
Then it would be a deliberate provocation.
As the sun rose higher and higher, birds and insects began to chirp in the forest. Fang Qiong seemed to be very happy and started to hum along.
"The drums beat till the second crescent moon!
The problem is in the east!
The Southern Tang announces her name!
Her name is Gao Qiong!
Her name is Liu Fengying … "
Halfway through the song, Fang Qiong was embarrassed by Li Lan's stare. She smiled and asked, "Haven't you heard of the Two-people Rotation?"
Li Lan smiled and said, "My grandma used to like to sing. She sang very well, so I would accompany her to the big stage to watch her sing. My mom doesn't know how to sing, but she can sing some popular songs. My dad is a fan of Henan Opera. He's not good at it, but he still likes to sing."
Fang Qiong smiled and asked, "What about you?"
Li Lan said, "Me? I know a little of everything. Anyway, it's enough for me to fool myself."
Fang Qiong furrowed her brows and rolled her eyes at him. "I realized that you haven't changed after so many years."
"What's wrong?" Li Lan asked curiously.
Fang Qiong said, "Tell me a joke."
Li Lan was puzzled. "Why?"
Fang Qiong said, "Do you have a joke?"
Li Lan nodded. "Of course I do."
She smiled and said, "Then tell me one."
"Someone in the group asked if there were any experts or professors who could crack a three-digit lock.
Another person answered, "There are only eight possibilities. Try it once and you'll know." Li Lan laughed after he said that, but he saw that Fang Qiong was confused.
She shrugged. "Sorry, I really didn't get it. Is that right?"
Li Lan corrected her seriously. "Only a programmer would think that it's a binary system, and it's exactly eight. But if the password is a decimal system, there should be a thousand possibilities. Therefore, it's easy to fall into the habit of thinking. "
"Oh." Fang Qiong pretended to be enlightened and then asked, "Anything else? I want to hear more. "
Li Lan thought for a while and then said confidently, "I'll tell you one more and you'll definitely laugh."
Seeing that Li Lan was so confident, Fang Qiong perked up and asked, "Then tell me."
Li Lan said, "Put up a warning sign at the edge of the cliff. Basically, the people who fall are programmers."
After saying that, he laughed out loud.
Fang Qiong's face was filled with the word "dumbfounded".
Li Lan was stunned and asked, "You don't understand this?"
Fang Qiong shook her head. "I don't understand at all."
Li Lan said, "It's okay to ignore things like warnings."
Fang Qiong sighed. "Just as I expected, you're still so mature and steady."
Li Lan said, "Just say that I have no sense of humor."
Fang Qiong said, "I don't want to hurt your feelings. Actually, you used to be quite talkative, why are you so serious now?"
"When have I not been serious?" Li Lan asked.
"Humans have to change," Ye Zichen said.
Li Lan said lazily, "Why should I change? Just don't change. Even a little bit of change would be an epic disaster for me."
"That's good."
"What?"
Fang Qiong laughed and said, "Young people have to be energetic. Those who love to laugh will have good luck. Do you understand?"
"Once I'm lucky, my farts will come out." Li Lan was frustrated that he couldn't get anything out of her, so he simply gave up on his image.
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