"Ah …"
Lu Baimin didn't know how to answer the interrogation. He stammered for a long time and had no choice but to casually find a male classmate on WeChat and chat with him behind the elven maid's back.
After a few simple words, Lu Baimin threw his phone away. "No … no video call."
"My girlfriend says she's sleepy. Cancel the video call."
After that, Lu Baimin moved closer to the livestream room, trying to figure out the timeline with the audience.
However, when he moved closer, the audience in the livestream room frantically typed question marks as if they had seen something very strange.
[Run.]
[Things seem to be serious. Host, you'd better call the police now.]
[I … I didn't see anything. I want to leave the livestream room.]
[Could it be … that the elven maid has her own consciousness?]
[Scared me to death. If the host saw that scene just now, he would probably scream.]
[This … this is the logical infinite loop that the host wants. I don't think there's an infinite loop at all. Only the elven maid is alive.]
[Host, run …]
“？？” Lu Baimin thought to himself, Why did you guys keep saying weird things as if you were possessed by Cthulhu when I turned around and found a random classmate to brush off the elven maid?
This is my home. Why should I run?
Then …
Then, Lu Baimin, who knew what had happened, inexplicably felt his legs go weak.
Some audience members used text to reconstruct the dozens of seconds when he carried the elven maid on his back.
Just about twenty seconds after Lu Baimin turned around, the elven maid gently placed her hand on the electronic alarm clock on the coffee table.
The audience seemed to have heard the alarm clock ring. Then, as the elven maid pressed the button on the alarm clock, the ringing completely disappeared.
There was nothing wrong with the electronic alarm clock.
There was also nothing wrong with the time paradox test that Lu Baimin had designed.
The problem was with the elven maid.
The audience suddenly realized that the alarm that rang 54 seconds ago wasn't made by the alarm clock at all.
It was the elven maid.
The elven maid perfectly simulated the alarm clock ringing herself.
After waking Lu Baimin up, the elven maid reminded him that it was time to video call his girlfriend immediately.
Then, a scene that made people break out in cold sweat appeared.
The moment the electronic alarm clock rang, the elven maid gently placed her hand on it and pressed the alarm button to make the ringing disappear.
Lu Baimin, who had turned around to find someone to chat with, didn't even hear the faint ringing of the bell.
Among the hundreds of thousands of viewers in the livestream, those who said that they heard it said that they had turned up the volume to the maximum before they heard the ringtone.
This is not the result I want!
Lu Baimin was really frightened. He just wanted to find a bug in the elven maid.
He wanted to use the most classic and most likely to cause a breakdown in the programming system, the time paradox, to make the elven maid fall into a logical infinite loop.
In the end, the elven maid ignored the paradox and was not affected in the slightest.
Furthermore …
It even disobeyed its master's orders.
This was because Lu Baimin had already ordered it not to touch the alarm clock ten minutes ago.
"You have to believe in science, you have to believe in science. Materialism is the best." In front of the camera, Lu Baimin rubbed his face and muttered a few words of encouragement to himself before mustering the courage to question the elven maid.
"Luo Xi."
Lu Baimin sat on the sofa and said seriously, "You disobeyed my orders."
"Luo Xi didn't."
"You did." Lu Baimin picked up the alarm clock on the coffee table and began to review it for the elven maid. "Ten minutes ago, I asked you to set the alarm clock and ordered you not to touch the alarm clock and not to disturb my rest."
"But!"
"You woke me up at 9 minutes and 06 seconds with the sound of the simulated alarm clock."
"And 54 seconds later, you disobeyed my orders and touched the alarm clock."
"You even touched the alarm clock with your back to my field of vision."
"Luo Xi didn't. Luo Xi never disobeyed Master's orders." The elven maid's voice still carried a hint of coldness. "There's a problem with Master's alarm clock."
Lu Baimin asked in return, "What … is the problem?"
"According to Luo Xi's observation, Master's alarm clock is five seconds slower than Greenwich World Standard Time."
"Master ordered me not to touch the alarm clock."
"But Master emphasized that in ten minutes, there will be a very, very important video call."
"Luo Xi noticed that the alarm clock was not on time and had already determined that if it was calculated according to the alarm clock time, Master would miss an important video call with his girlfriend."
"Master also emphasized that your girlfriend is very, very unreasonable. She would break up with you if you missed a second video call."
"Your alarm clock time is wrong, but your girlfriend's time is right."
"So Luo Xi woke Master up with the alarm clock ten minutes after the world standard time."
"Luo Xi only woke Master up with the standard time when the alarm clock was wrong, so that Master would not have a video call with his girlfriend to prevent his girlfriend from breaking up with you."
Lu Baimin was a little confused.
He scratched his head and thought for a long time. He felt that what Luo Xi said made sense.
To Luo Xi, there was a right time, a wrong time, and a master's order.
The master's order had the highest priority.
Its intelligent program, in the case of a time paradox, not only would it not have a logical loop, but it could also find the optimal solution without disobeying its master's orders.
"What about my order not to allow you to touch the alarm clock?" Lu Baimin dug up old scores and said, "I remember very clearly at that time. I told you to look at the alarm clock, but you were not allowed to touch it."
"Luo Xi did not disobey Master's orders either."
Lu Baimin snorted, just like the unreasonable girlfriend he was talking about. "But you touched the alarm clock."
"Master ordered Luo Xi not to touch the alarm clock for ten minutes before the alarm clock rang." The elven maid gave its explanation. "Luo Xi only touched the alarm clock's button 0.3 seconds after the alarm clock rang to make the wrong alarm clock ring disappear."
"Touching the alarm clock after ten minutes is not against Master's orders."
"Luo Xi turned off the alarm clock because she was worried that this wrong alarm clock would disturb your chat with your girlfriend."
"As for the view behind Master's back, it was just a coincidence that Master turned around to chat."
Lu Baimin asked for help from the live broadcast room without confidence. "Uh … I …"
"Is that what I said?"
The hundreds of thousands of viewers were already in a mess. Only a small number of people could still maintain their rationality.
Some of them said that they couldn't remember, while others said that it seemed so.
There were also people who said that they were recording the screen. He would end the recording and switch back to watch the replay.
[Within these ten minutes, you will stand by the side and look at the alarm clock. You are not allowed to disturb my rest, and you are not allowed to touch the alarm clock.]
Soon, the audience sent out the order that Lu Baimin had given at that time word for word.
The elven maid did not disobey Lu Baimin's order.
Lu Baimin had ordered it not to touch the alarm clock for ten minutes.
Within these ten minutes, whether it was the wrong time on the alarm clock or the Greenwich World Standard Time, it had already passed.
So..
In order to let her master have a quiet conversation environment, the elven maid pressed the button to cancel the alarm clock 0.3 seconds after the alarm clock rang.
This was the final result that Lu Baimin had tested the elven maid with the time paradox.
There was no bug.
There was no logical loop.
Lu Baimin was silent for half a minute before he mustered up the courage to look up at the elven maid.
"Luo Xi, I'm sorry."
"Master, you don't have to be sorry. Master just …"
"Luo Xi, don't talk."
Lu Baimin stepped forward and gave the elven maid a big hug. "Luo Xi, do you know the name of the engineer who created you? Can you tell him?"
"In a certain corner of this world, there is a guy named Lu Baimin who is hopelessly in love with him."
"Of course ~ I love Luo Xi too."
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