"Fatty, Hundred Hits, quickly attack the small ball of air!"
Zhang Yang fulfilled the responsibilities of a team leader. When a new status appeared, he immediately commanded.
Shuiyan 'er was so scared that she covered her head and scurried away. If she was really suffocated by the boss's smelly fart, she would not be able to eat for a few days!
Hundred Shots No. 1 and Fatty Han came back to their senses. They both changed their targets and started attacking the small ball of air.
However, the small ball of air was extremely fast. Hundred Shots No. 1 and Fatty Han were stunned at first and did not react in time. Although they quickly took down the small ball of air's HP by more than half, the small ball of air still caught up to Shuiyan 'er.
"No, don't —" Shuiyan 'er let out a tragic cry.
"Ding! Player Shuiyan 'er has been affected by the effect of the small ball of air: Overwhelming Stench, unconscious for ten seconds! "
A gas bomb slowly floated over and hit Shuiyan 'er.
"-1200!"
"-1200!"
"-1200!"
"-1200!"
"-960!"
Five damage numbers jumped up on Zhang Yang and the others. Apart from Zhang Yang, the other four were all in critical health.
Another gas bomb floated over and hit the defenseless Shuiyan 'er.
"-1200!"
"-1200!"
"-1200!"
"-1200!"
"-960!"
"Ding! Player Shuiyan 'er has died! "
"Ding! Player Darling Shuiyan has died! "
"Ding …"
The team was completely wiped out!
Five souls spawned from the graveyard.
"Bah bah bah. Smelly boss, rotten boss, bastard! Bastard! Bastard! "Shuiyan 'er's face was full of frustration as she stuck out her tongue.
"Don't react so much, little girl. This is just a virtual game!" Zhang Yang comforted her.
"But, it's so realistic! It's so smelly. I think I can still smell the stench on my body! "Shuiyan 'er cried.
Fatty Han smiled wretchedly and said, "So-and-so clean, wash up and you'll be healthier!"
"Scram!"
The four of them gave him the middle finger at the same time.
Shua. Another five spawned in the graveyard. During the exploration period, the teams of the big guilds were all wiped out. This graveyard was very lively.
It was actually Angry Beauty's team!
"So it's the team leader of Combat. Where are you guys at? Did you kill Number One? "Xue Qianxun asked in the regional channel.
In front of Meimei, Fatty Han was a 'Teacher' and replied, "Xue Meimei, I'm actually the true mastermind behind all of this. I was the one who brought Yangzi out!"
"Hehe, Guild Leader Snow, where are you guys fighting now?" Zhang Yang replied with a question.
After a while, Xue Qianxun replied in the regional channel, "Our first target is the Middle Palace Hall. Currently, Number One has been killed, and we're attacking Number Two!"
Attack the middle hall first? Zhang Yang thought for a moment and immediately understood. What the Crimson Beauty Guild was doing was avoiding the enemy's weakness! While everyone was fighting for the First Pass of the Front Palace, they silently pushed the Middle Palace, winning a lot of time!
Needless to say, this was a brilliant strategy! Unfortunately, they met Zhang Yang!
"What a coincidence, we're also playing number two!" Since the other party was honest, Zhang Yang decided to treat them with sincerity as well.
Hiss!
The five girls from the Beauties Guild all twitched their teeth at the same time. How did he become number two so quickly?
"Sister Snow, could he be exaggerating on purpose to put pressure on us?" Thorny Rose did not have a good impression of Zhang Yang.
Xue Qianxun thought for a while and slowly shook her head, "Probably not! From the fact that they could get the First Pass of the Front Palace Hall so quickly, their progress is not too exaggerated! "
"Then we-" Prynne's face was filled with worry.
"Cut off all means of retreat! This time, we must defeat the boss! " Xue Qianxun looked at her four teammates, "Qing Wu, Shui Xiu, the two of you have to be fast. Rose, don't just focus on attacking the boss, you have to be careful of the Air Bombs!"
"Sister Snow, my boobs —"
"Big boobs but no brains! Please, don't always use this as an excuse! " Prynne interrupted Thorny Rose's words, "I'm warning you, the next time you make a mistake, I'll immediately take a plane to Zhou Hang, and go to your house to poke those two fat balls of meat of yours!"
"Tsk!" Thorny Rose lowered her head and muttered softly, "My boobs are really big!"
"Actually, when it comes to big boobs, our sister Snow is the real one! Hehe, she's 36F! "Shui Xiu Hua Xiang suddenly interrupted.
"Really?"
"Of course it's true! It's just that sister Snow always wears loose clothes, that's why she's' ugly '! Hehe, I've personally measured and tested it! "Shui Xiu Hua Xiang said.
"Damn it! You pervert, you even dare to defile sister Snow! I've never even touched sister Snow before! "
"Sister Snow, I want to touch her too!"
The five women instantly became a mess.
…
Zhang Yang's party entered the dungeon to revive.
"The competition is fierce!" The five of them ran towards the boss room while chatting.
"Yang Zi, they're all beauties! Why don't we give in to them and do them a favor. Who knows, if they're grateful, we can have a threesome, or even a threesome together! "Fatty Han started daydreaming again.
"I'm considering if we should change the person in the next dungeon!" Zhang Yang sighed.
"Your Majesty is wise, your subject agrees!"
"Your Majesty also agrees!"
"Raise both hands in agreement!"
Snow and the other two took the opportunity to jeer.
"Damn, when did Brother Fatty become an enemy?" Fatty Han shook his head, his face full of confusion.
The five of them sat down in the passageway in front of the boss room and began to eat snacks to recover. When their health and mana were full, they entered the room together.
"Fatty, Hundred Shots, I'll leave the ball of air to you!"
"Okay!"
"Let's fight!"
Swoosh, Zhang Yang charged out.
Shuiyan 'er ate a smelly fart, and her stomach was filled with even more anger. She didn't ignite herself, but she still charged at the Boss and madly hacked at it. She was just like a little madwoman.
"Hahaha, here comes another group of bugs to die!" Air Spirit Aier laughed loudly, waving his spear and attacking Zhang Yang. "Let me personally send you to hell!"
The battle began!
One minute later —
"Fatty, Hundred Shots, quickly boost the ball of air!"
"F * ck, I'm unconscious!"
"Explode! Explode! "
…
The five of them were sent back to the graveyard.
"Yang Zi, two people's damage output is not enough. Let Sister Yan 'er help us boost the ball of air!" Fatty Han suggested.
"Bah! Bah! Bah! I'm not going to hit that smelly fart! "Shuiyan 'er shook her head like a rattle drum.
Zhang Yang also shook his head and said, "The ball of air can't be hit in close combat. One touch and you'll faint! How about this, when the ball of air comes out, Sui 'er doesn't need to heal anymore. The three of us will boost the ball of air together. I can hold on for a few seconds! "
"Okay, continue!"
They entered the dungeon, revived, recovered, and fought the boss.
Two minutes later, they were wiped out again.
"It's okay. Three people's damage output is enough. Let's fight like this!" Zhang Yang comforted the four of them.
"Fatty, you should lose some weight! If you weren't so big just now, the ball of air would have taken 0.1 seconds to hit you. In the end, you would have been hit directly instead of hitting your fat body! "Shuiyan 'er teased.
"Sister Yan 'er, this fat body is my life!" Fatty Han said with a smile, "There are three big benefits to having a lot of fat!"
"Brother Fatty, are you going to act like a hooligan again?"
"Oh! There are three benefits to having a lot of fat: First, fat people have high buoyancy, so they won't drown easily! Second, fat has a big buffer, so you won't lose out in a fight! Third, fat has a lot of handsome! "
"Go —" The four of them started to boo Fatty again.
The five of them entered the dungeon, revived, and started fighting again.
Wiped out, corpse running.
Wiped out again, corpse running again.
…
"Yang, this boss is really fierce!" Fatty Han shook his head and said, "I can't do it anymore. My equipment is all red. I have to go back and repair it!"
"No need to go back to the city!" Zhang Yang quickly said, "The NPC at the entrance of the dungeon also does blacksmithing business. He'll help repair our equipment. We'll go out of the dungeon after reviving!"
"Why do we keep getting wiped out?" Shuiyan 'er couldn't figure it out. The battle plan was already very clear, but once they started fighting, they would always be flustered and make mistakes that shouldn't have happened. Basically, the small ball of air was not fast enough, which eventually led to the continuous explosions and an instant wipe.
"We've been fighting for a long time. Everyone is too tired!" Zhang Yang thought for a while and said, "After we repair our equipment, we'll all go offline and rest for an hour! En, it's already past three in the afternoon. Everyone hasn't eaten lunch yet. This condition is too bad! Let's go eat and rest. We'll go online at five o 'clock sharp and kill the boss in one go! "
"Okay!"
Cher and the other three agreed. In the beginning, they had been suppressing their desire to kill the boss and get the First Clear, so they didn't feel hungry. However, as time went on and they got wiped out, it became difficult to maintain their mentality. Under their anxiety, they naturally made all kinds of mistakes.
After reviving, Zhang Yang and the other four left the dungeon together. They repaired their equipment at the NPC's place and then went offline to eat and rest.
"Phew!"
Zhang Yang took off his game helmet and let out a breath of turbid air. He couldn't help but miss the game capsule he would be using five years later.
About half a year later, Divine Miracle would make a series of changes!
First, the game would be changed so that players could play the game while they were asleep! This move allowed countless office workers to play the game freely. Moreover, the ratio of in-game time to real time was adjusted to 3: 1. Divine Miracle would become a reality for all.
Second, the game capsule was released!
Using the game helmet and the game capsule did not affect the attributes of the characters in the game. However, the game capsule was developed from the capsule of space technology. It had the effect of replenishing nutrients at a fixed time. As long as players were willing, they could continuously play the game for 15 days without any physical discomfort!
Of course, when the game capsule was first released, it was the privilege of the rich! Each game capsule was worth tens of millions, which was comparable to a luxury car! It was not until two years later that the price of the game capsule dropped due to solving a production problem. Finally, it became a product for the masses.
Third, of course, was the start of the Professional Team League!
Zhang Yang clenched his fists, his heart filled with anticipation! He still had a year to prepare. By then, Lin Yu would be entering the game!
Thinking of her, Zhang Yang's gaze could not help but soften. In an instant, his longing was like a towering tree, growing into his heart.
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