In reality, gender was usually determined by the crotch. Everyone did this out of habit.
However, as a holographic simulation game, the monsters in Rebirth were quite realistic. Although the Dusk Demonic Ape was not human, it was still a primate. It would be a little inelegant to put gender into its appearance.
Therefore, everyone saw that the Dusk Demonic Ape's crotch was completely empty …
Seeing this, Mingdu could not help but say gloomily, "F * ck! Game designers are too f * cking despicable! "
Everyone looked askance. F * ck, if the game designers really put gender into the appearance, that would be really despicable.
"Wuji, what do you think?" Everyone asked Wuji.
Wuji frowned and thought for a moment. "How about we strip Little Meng and throw her over there? I heard that monkeys have the same aesthetic standards as humans. The one that pounces on is definitely a male … "
"F * ck!" Meng Linglong was furious. "I think we can just strip you and throw you over there."
"I'm not a girl." Wuji spread his hands.
Linglong Meng said, "It's okay, there's a female monkey."
"Hmm …" Everyone nodded thoughtfully and turned to look at Wuji … Animals like monkeys were not reserved when it came to expressing their nature. If it was as Wuji said, throwing Wuji over would have the same effect.
Although Wuji had a lot of tricks up his sleeves, everyone was more willing to offend a crazy woman like Linglong Meng. "F * ck, what are you doing?"
"F * ck, what are you guys trying to do?" Wuji was shocked and asked in a panic.
"Hehe!" To Place One's Pride and Mingdu rolled up their sleeves and took a step forward. Wuji's face was pale. He pointed at the two and said, "If you take another step forward, I'll die in front of you."
"Alright, stop fooling around!" Chun Xiang saw that the two bastards were really going to strip Wuji and quickly stopped them.
"What do we do? Brother Chun, do you want to volunteer?" Mingdu asked with a smile.
Chun Xiang said, "There's no need to go through so much trouble. Don't we have fruits? Just throw some fruit. "
"Throwing fruits?" Everyone was stunned. "Is there any explanation? Don't monkeys like to eat fruits? "
If one of the monkeys did not like to eat fruit, it would be reasonable to throw the fruit. Since they had the same hobbies, throwing the fruit was basically equivalent to feeding them food.
"Hehe!" Chun Xiang smiled wretchedly. Everyone had goosebumps all over their bodies.
Then, Chun Xiang said, "I think that the monkey that likes to eat peaches should be the male monkey, and the monkey that likes to eat bananas should be the female monkey …"
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"F * ck … bitch!!!"
With a crazy woman like Exquisite Meng around, the thoughts of Quanzhen's people spread out very quickly …
After hearing Chun Xiang's words, everyone was first stunned, then speechless, and finally collapsed. Motherf * cker, this old pervert, they thought he had some brilliant idea, but he actually showed off his shamelessness!!
Seeing everyone's expression, Yang Na asked Linglong Meng foolishly, "What do you mean? Do monkeys of different genders really like different fruits? "
"Pfft …" Linglong Meng spat out a mouthful of blood and explained to Yang Na in a low voice. Yang Na's little face instantly turned red, and she glared at Chun Xiang fiercely.
Chun Xiang said proudly, "How is it? This old man's plan is very unique, right? We can take them down without a single casualty."
"Get lost! Old pervert! "Everyone gave him the middle finger.
"Hey, Wuji, you grandson, this old man is helping you, and you still dare to scold this old man?" Chun Xiang said unhappily.
"Your brother-in-law, you old trash!" Wuji said angrily, "We are doing something serious, can you not be perverted?"
Although Chun Xiang had always been the perverted character of Quanzhen, and he was not careless when it was time to do something serious, it was clearly not the right time for him to be perverted now.
"What is there to be perverted about? The system has set up this segment, so there must be a way to deal with it. Did you forget what the guy who sold the fruit said?" Chun Xiang explained seriously.
"This …" When Chun Xiang mentioned it, everyone immediately thought of the fruit stall owner's words.
"Do you want peaches and bananas? The Sunset Forest's Dusk Demonic Apes love them."
With this thought, everyone began to believe Chun Xiang's words.
After playing the game for so long, everyone had encountered many S-rank quests. These types of quests were like brain teasers, and could not be solved with normal thinking, so they were known as impossible quests. Even so, S-rank quests also had breakthroughs. As long as one's mind was fast enough, it was not difficult to find a breakthrough point.
Every expert player knew that in the course of an S-rank quest, every NPC's words could be a breakthrough point. Since the fruit stall owner had 'accidentally' said this, it must be related to this quest.
The fruit stall owner's meaning was very simple. The Dusk Demonic Apes loved peaches and bananas. With this thought, Chun Xiang's thinking was basically correct.
How to distinguish between male and female would definitely be related to peaches and bananas, but such a perverted method was still unacceptable to everyone.
"Do you think the designer is as perverted as you?" Wuji said disdainfully.
"Oh? Are you saying that the designer isn't perverted enough? "Chun Xiang retorted.
"Err …" Wuji was speechless again. To be honest, Wuji had played many games, but he had never seen a designer more shameless than the designer of Rebirth. The word 'perverted' was practically made for them.
"Why don't we give it a try?" Wuji asked the others.
"Let's give it a try. Otherwise, can you think of a more perverted method?" Everyone agreed with Wuji's suggestion.
It could not be helped. Chun Xiang's shameless words had deeply moved the people of Quanzhen … No wonder people often said that birds of a feather flock together. If it were any other player, they would definitely beat Chun Xiang to death. Who would agree with his rotten idea?
Seeing that everyone was in agreement, Wuji took out a peach and a banana and threw them at the Dusk Demonic Apes.
When the Dusk Demonic Apes saw the bananas and peaches, they immediately panicked and rushed to chase after them.
Not long after, a system notification popped up. "You fed Dusk Demonic Ape Crim a specialty peach, Crim's loyalty + 30 …"
"You fed Dusk Demonic Ape Linda a specialty banana, Linda's loyalty + 30 …"
Crim, Linda, you could tell the gender from their names …
"F * ck, it really is like this!!" Wuji's jaw dropped when he saw the system notification. This game designer was indeed perverted.
"How about it? I knew it. Are you convinced?" Chun Xiang said proudly.
Everyone was speechless. Who would dare to be unconvinced if this was the case?
"Everyone, split up and catch them!" In order to save time and not to confuse the monkeys, Wuji distributed the peaches to everyone and threw them into the group of monkeys.
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