Although the women in his family quarreled with each other for a few copper coins every day because of this toy, if he dared to stop them from playing with it, he would not be able to enter the room for half a month.
This was even more cruel than the scourge of wild beasts.
At this moment, seeing that Zhang Feng was about to come up with something, the two of them could not help but be alarmed.
"Fengzi, this thing you're talking about … Is it really for strengthening the body? Nothing else? "
They were really scared.
If it were not for the fact that this thing was made by Zhang Feng, and if it were made by someone else, the Emperor would have chopped the person who invented the poker card into pieces.
Why would he wait until now?
Basically, the concubines in the harem were playing this thing all day long. Although they were not as competitive, it was still a headache for Li Shimin.
Zhang Feng knew better than anyone about the poker card, but he had no choice!
He was not good at chess, and under Old Master Li's pressure, how could he withstand it? He had no choice but to come up with something like this to fend off Old Master Li's attacks. He didn't allow this thing to spread out!
However, at this moment, it was useless to say all this. Although Zhang Feng knew what Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong were thinking, Zhang Feng really had to instill some knowledge into them about basketball. Otherwise, they would be too naive.
"Cough cough."
"This basketball is actually something that my respected teacher told me about when we were at Phoenix Ridge. He said that this thing can not only strengthen the body, relax the muscles and circulate the meridians, but it can also prolong life!"
！！！
Hearing that, Yuchi Gong and Cheng Yaojin were instantly energized.
"Are you sure?"
The two of them asked almost at the same time.
Zhang Feng saw that the two of them were on the same page, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.
"Of course!"
"This thing, guess how old my teacher is this year?"
Hearing this, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong were shocked. Although they were also very curious about who Zhang Feng's master was, to be able to teach him so many magical things, they were still very curious.
Now that they saw that Zhang Feng was going to talk about his master, they couldn't help but sit down on Zhang Feng's bench. They didn't even bother to drink their wine.
This time, it was Zhang Feng's turn to explode.
It was because of the fleas on Yuchi Gong and Cheng Yaojin …
It could be seen with the naked eye. How could Zhang Feng dare to sit between the two of them? Moreover, Zhang Feng seriously suspected that the two of them had some special fetishes.
Zhang Feng hurriedly jumped up and sat on the other side. "Hey, hey, hey, don't be like this. I'll say it, okay? Don't be rough. A gentleman uses his mouth, not his fists!"
Yuchi Gong and Cheng Yaojin looked at each other and couldn't help but smile.
So this kid was actually into this?
Yuchi Gong couldn't help but light one of Zhang Feng's cigarettes. He took a puff and said, "Then tell us, what's the deal with this thing? Also, Lao Li has always been very interested in your master's matters! If you tell us today, Lao Li might be happy and you won't have to pay a single cent for this! "
Zhang Feng didn't care about this little bit of money.
It didn't cost much anyway. Most importantly, I've already given you the job. Why would I give you money?
You're thinking too much.
However, Zhang Feng couldn't say anything. These two were much dumber than Lao Li and the others. If only Lao Li and the others were here, how good would that be?
At least he wouldn't have to waste so much saliva.
"This matter started from the winter of two years ago!"
"You all know about Phoenix Ridge, right? It's a little bit below Yangping Pass. "
Yuchi Gong and Cheng Yaojin nodded.
Not only had they been there, but they also knew that it was Zhang Feng's hometown.
Zhang Feng continued, "At that time, I was still a stubborn person, like Chen Tieniu. But that day, when I went to the mountain to pick wild mushrooms with my friends from the village, I met an old man."
"Even if I don't tell you, you should be able to guess. That's right, that old man was my master."
"When he saw me, he hugged me and climbed up the cliff with his bare hands from the mountain stream!"
Poor Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong didn't know that they had been led astray by Zhang Feng.
The two listened and sucked in a breath of cold air.
"And then?"
"That's a f * cking immortal!"
"I know the area around Yangping Pass. The mountains are steep and dense with forests. There are many wild animals. Two years ago, with your physique, you would have weighed at least a hundred pounds. This hometown … cough cough, how did the old mister climb it with his bare hands? Hurry up and tell me! "
Zhang Feng didn't even think and directly told them the story of the meeting between Ling Huchong and Feng Qingyang in the movie The Proud Journey to the West.
"Although I don't know how old my master is, he should be at least seventy or eighty years old. But on that steep mountain wall, it was as if he had suction cups on his hands. When he clasped the wall, he jumped more than a hundred feet high!"
"Hiss —!"
"F * ck, is he still human?"
"A seventy or eighty-year-old old man carrying a kid. Is he … an immortal? F * ck! "
"…"
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