"Hiss — Puff —!"
"I say, Feng Zi, how did you come up with this thing?"
"Cough, cough, cough. Although it's a little choking, this thing is really f * cking cool! It's more exciting than drinking wine! I've only eaten it for a while, but I'm already dizzy and flustered. "
"Yeah, but it's true. This thing is really strong. Now that there's no wine, this thing can be made do. But Feng Zi, this thing, what are you going to do with it?"
"It's really exciting!"
After an hour.
In Zhang Feng's living room, a few people were sprawled out on all fours. They were smoking fiercely while looking at the room that was gradually becoming smoky. They could not help but feel playful. It was as if they wanted to see if this thing could fill up the entire room. Then, wouldn't they be able to smoke this thing while lying down?
And they always felt that the smell of smoke in the air was much more fragrant than inhaling it into their mouths!
Slowly.
Especially at this time, Gao Kan, who was already unconscious, had already broken the door of Zhang Feng's bedroom. At this time, he was lying on the ground like a dead dog, puffing and puffing.
Looking at the people smoking like this, he couldn't help but be so frightened that he fainted.
Zhang Feng was also a little dizzy at this time.
No one would be able to last long under the influence of several big opium pipes, especially when he was also smoking. This kind of second-hand smoke, he didn't dare to make too much.
Zhang Feng got up dizzily and was instantly shocked.
At this time, he also felt dizzy, like the feeling of gas poisoning. Zhang Feng didn't have time to think too much. He stumbled and pushed the door open, sitting at the door and gasping for breath.
After a while, he finally didn't feel so uncomfortable anymore.
He turned around and looked. Good heavens, at this time, there was no one in the room.
All around them were bursts of smoke, looking for an exit. It was as if the room was on fire. Zhang Feng was also shocked and hurriedly beckoned two passing students to carry Cheng Chumo and the others out of the room. Only then did Zhang Feng breathe a sigh of relief.
However, the things here still aroused everyone's interest.
In addition, it was dinner time, and the kitchen was not far from Zhang Feng's place. Everyone was holding a big bowl, eating while looking at Zhang Feng.
"Hey, you guys, did our dean just cook something delicious in the room?"
He held a big bowl made of mud and drank some porridge while showing off a big pig leg with teeth marks all over it.
Hearing this, everyone also looked at Zhang Feng curiously.
Someone couldn't help but look at Zhang Feng and asked, "So, our dean is drunk?"
"Hey, you don't, it's really interesting. Our dean is awesome.. Our dean, he's awesome.. Just eating and drinking, he can get so many powerful people to drink."
"Hahahaha, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
"Hahaha, the Four Great Demon Kings? In the hands of our Dean, they're nothing but toys!"
"You guys can't even shut your mouths when you eat, right?"
At this moment, Old He's wife picked up the spoon and knocked on their heads a few times. She put her hands on her hips and pointed at Zhang Feng, saying, "The dean dares to eat a pot of rice every day. How can he cook by himself? If you want to eat, then eat. If you don't want to eat, then scram! If I hear any of you gossiping again, I'll tell the dean! "
Everyone's expression changed when they heard this.
He hurriedly nodded his head like a chick pecking at rice, took the bowl and ran away.
At this moment.
Yu Shinan was also happily bringing Ouyang Xun and the others over to eat together.
Glancing at Zhang Feng and the others, she also thought that they were drunk. She looked at Old He's wife and asked, "You said Fengzi never eats alone?"
Old He's wife was also a person who had seen the world. When these people came up the mountain, she knew that they were not simple. At least, they were at the same level as the county magistrate. At this time, when she saw them coming, she hurriedly greeted them with a smile.
"Isn't that right? Fengzi is my neighbor. The relationship between my husband and Zhang Feng is like that of uncle and nephew. In addition, Fengzi likes my daughter. Usually, when Fengzi makes something delicious, the first thing he asks is me, the shopkeeper, and the kids in the neighborhood to eat with him. Now these foodies dare to say that Fengzi eats alone. How can I not care? "
"Hahaha!"
"I didn't expect this guy to have such a side."
Hearing this, the four people laughed.
Sun Simiao also nodded repeatedly. "This guy is good. He asked Old Man to come up the mountain for this pot of porridge. How about it? You guys, have a taste?"
Hearing this, they nodded again.
"Well, let's each take a bowl and sit in his room. This guy may have some good wine hidden!"
"That's reasonable!"
"If there is a beggar's chicken, that would be even better!"
When Old He's wife heard this, she slapped her thigh and said, "Oh, look at my memory. You guys go and have a seat first. I'll go to the back of the mountain to get some chickens for you. Those chickens were also made by Fengzi. I won't give them to ordinary people to eat!"
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