The three people did not dare to say.
They did not even dare to let out a fart.
After Li Yuan finished complaining, he took a sip of tea and asked, "Just now, I heard the three of you quarreling from afar. What are you quarreling about? What has it got to do with Zhang Feng? Did this kid come back? Causing trouble as soon as he came back. He really needs to be taught a lesson. "
When Yuchi Gong heard that, he could not help but roar in his heart.
"What the Retired Emperor said is right. This kid is a little bastard. Just now, this official was played by him like a monkey in the small tavern!"
When Li Yuan heard that, he could not help but be amused.
Pointing at Cheng Yaojin, he asked, "What's going on here?"
Cheng Yaojin said in a muffled voice, "He was sold by Zhang Feng and even counted the money for Feng Zi."
"Hahahaha!"
"Hahahahaha! Come, come, come. This matter is interesting. Interesting. Tell me, what's going on. "
Li Yuan waved his hand and laughed loudly while holding his stomach.
Only then did Cheng Yaojin tell this matter again. Yuchi Gong wanted to directly jump into the lake and drown himself. It was too f * cking embarrassing.
After Li Yuan finished listening, tears came out of his eyes.
"You deserve it! Who told you to kick someone's door in the morning? If this happened to me, I would definitely exterminate his family! And you, kid, are too fierce, right? As soon as you enter, you strangle people's necks when you see them? "
Yuchi Gong's face turned green. He could only say in a muffled voice, "Isn't this because I drank too much beer and the roasted chicken wings were too fragrant. I couldn't hold it in. I squatted at the door and instantly couldn't hold it in."
Li Yuan forcefully held back his laughter and said, "There are places everywhere. Why do you have to go in and pee? Could it be that your corner is not good? "
When Yuchi Gong heard that, he said in a muffled voice, "But the Retired Emperor once decreed that in order to keep Chang 'an City clean and tidy, no urination or defecation is allowed. Otherwise, your tools will be confiscated!"
Li Yuan was stunned.
"Did We say that?"
Hearing that, the three hurriedly nodded.
Li Yuan stroked his beard and said indifferently, "You guys remembered wrongly. This is definitely not what I said!"
When the three of them heard this, they were also convinced.
Li Yuan also changed the topic: "But you, brat, are really a tiger. Do you know that the barbecue you eat and the beer you drink are all made by that brat? Not only that, the fine salt you are eating now is also made by that brat. Now, you should feel lucky. If this brat poisoned you to death today, Zhen and the Emperor will not say a single good word for you. Do you believe it?"
"…"
Yuchi Gong's expression instantly changed.
Looking at Cheng Yaojin, she grabbed his hairpin and asked, "Is what Retired Emperor said true?"
Cheng Yaojin slapped his hand away, rolled his eyes, and snorted, "Lao Tzu already told you, but you didn't listen!"
Buzz —!
Yuchi Gong's vision instantly turned black, and he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. This motherf * cker, this joke is too big!
Retired Emperor really didn't say anything wrong. If Zhang Feng wanted to kill him today, the Emperor really wouldn't give him an explanation. Thinking about that fine salt, not to mention military studies, just this fine salt, beer, and barbecue, no one would speak for him.
"Okay, okay, Zhen won't scare you guys anymore. Tell me, why did you guys go to Feng Zi?"
"Retired Emperor, we found out that Feng Zi has some military studies in his hands, so we went to ask for advice. Who would have thought that this grandson is not honest …"
Yuchi Gong still wanted to complain, but Li Yuan rolled his eyes and automatically filtered his words: "Military studies? What is this thing? "
"Isn't it just military books and military strategies? What's so good about this thing to learn? "
"Retired Emperor, this thing …"
Yuchi Gong was unhappy and talked about what happened after. Anyway, he was almost damaged now, and he urgently wanted to regain a bit of confidence from Li Yuan.
He suffered such a big loss, but to be able to get this thing, there was also merit!
Sure enough, when Li Shimin heard this, he stretched out his hand and said: "You said you made a copy?"
Yuchi Gong nodded.
"Let Zhen have a look."
Li Yuan couldn't help but put away his joke.
Although he sat in the depths of the palace all day, he knew everything that happened outside like the back of his hand. He was still very worried about this Tubo matter, but in this case, such a thing actually came out. Obviously, this was what the Emperor got from Zhang Feng. Otherwise, this kid would definitely not be willing to say such a good thing.
When Li Yuan saw this blueprint, as well as the things that were written densely with tiny words, he couldn't help but be shocked.
"What is the origin of this kid? If I didn't know his background, Zhen would really think that he was a god from heaven! "
"Have you guys tested this training method, how is the effect?"
"Replying to the Emperor, we have tried it, it's really amazing!"
When Li Yuan heard this, he couldn't help but be unable to sit still.
Looking at the three people, he asked: "Do you guys still remember the imperial edict that the Emperor bestowed to Zhang Feng last time? Tell Zhen again properly, Zhen listens, and this academy's matter. "
"Yes."
When Cheng Yaojin heard this, he told Li Yuan about the academy's teaching classification, as well as what he saw and heard on Xiao Mountain last time.
Li Yuan couldn't help but be stunned.
He stood up in surprise and asked: "You said that this academy not only has military studies, but also science, psychology, and that medicine?"
"Replying to the Retired Emperor, yes."
"Prepare the carriage, go to the tavern!"
"…"
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