The first ray of sunlight in the morning had just shone on the earth.
Through the crack in the window, a ray of sunlight made Zhang Feng unable to sleep anymore.
The most important thing was that his stomach was hurting badly from holding in his urine. However, when he got up, he was dumbfounded.
He saw that in the tavern's main hall, without him knowing, all the tables and chairs had been moved away. Near the counter, there was actually a bed with a gauze curtain!
This is …
Zhang Feng was dumbfounded.
What the hell is going on?
Who the hell dares to cause trouble in my territory without Lao Tzu's permission?
In his anger, Zhang Feng forgot to pee and opened the curtain. However, in the next moment, he could not help but be speechless.
He saw Old Man Li lying naked on the bed and was actually snoring!
What kind of logic is this?
"Old man hey! Get up and pee! "
"Old man, wake up!"
"Old man hey! Old man, wake up. With you doing this, how am I going to open my business! "
Zhang Feng kicked Old Man Li's butt. If the people in the palace saw this, they would definitely come in with red eyes and tear Zhang Feng into pieces.
This is not.
Yuchi Gong who was squatting at the tavern's entrance was furious.
This motherf * cker, this is the Retired Emperor. He actually dared to kick his butt?
F * ck!
This is intolerable!
Yuchi Gong hooked his foot and a brick appeared in his hand.
"Kid, you dare!"
"Shut up!"
"F * ck, idiot, you're crazy!"
Cheng Yaojin who was hugging a wine jar and taking a nap was instantly shocked awake. Zhang Feng who was in the room was also shocked silly by this muffled sound.
Li Yuan was also shocked awake.
"What happened?"
"What happened?"
"Men, come and protect me!"
As soon as Li Yuan got up, he did not even have time to put on his clothes and hurriedly shouted.
As for Zhang Feng, he was scared silly.
They saw a man as tall as an iron tower kick the door of the tavern to smithereens!
Furthermore, the man was holding a huge brick in his hand.
After all, the bricks of the Tang Dynasty were much bigger than modern bricks!
Behind the brawny man, another brawny man kicked Zhang Feng just as he was about to smash the brick in his hand.
Instantly.
The air froze.
Everyone was completely stunned.
After a while, Li Yuan woke up. He looked at himself and put on his clothes first. Then, he said embarrassedly, "Well, it's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding!"
Hearing that, Yuchi Gong roared indignantly, "Old Master, this grandson actually kicked your butt!"
"I want to kill him!"
"F * ck!"
"Shut the f * ck up!"
"Well, old man, this grandson drank too much. Brother Zhang Feng, we'll meet again! I'll explain it to you next time! "
Although he could not see the person's face with the sun behind him, Zhang Feng knew that voice.
Wasn't this Old Chen?
Seeing that Old Chen got rid of that silly big head, Zhang Feng's heart calmed down. He looked at Li Yuan with a strange expression and said, "Old Master, what exactly do you do? Who's this iron fool? "
"Haha, well, he's just my bodyguard. He's usually loyal, but did you really kick my butt just now?"
As he spoke, Li Yuan even touched his butt.
After Zhang Feng heard that and saw that there was no danger, he roared in exasperation, "Old Master, if you want to sleep, isn't my house so big? Do you have to buy a bed overnight and put it in my hall? "
"I want to open a business here! You … "
"Hey! Don't think that I don't know. If you did business honestly, you'd have made a fortune long ago. Kid, don't nag like a resentful wife. "
"I heard from Qian 'er that you're a lazy bum. You, Old Man, I'm not leaving. From now on, you just have to serve me well. I'm your only customer. As for money, as long as you dare to say it, I can give you as much as you want!"
He really did not boast about this.
Although he handed over his imperial power, the birthday gifts he received every year were millions of gold taels.
If not, as long as he informed Li Shimin to print a few extra large banknotes, wouldn't it be fine?
This was not a problem!
Zhang Feng heard that and curled his lips.
"There are millions of strange people in the world, this Li guy accounts for half of them! Alright, alright, quickly get someone to remove the bed. I'll pee and go back to sleep. "
As Zhang Feng spoke, his whole body quivered. He could not hold it in anymore and hurriedly wanted to slip away.
But how could Li Yuan let him slip away just like that?
He was sleeping soundly just now, but after being disturbed by these fellows, and now that the door was kicked open, how could he sleep?
He grabbed Zhang Feng by the back of his collar and pointed to his flat stomach, saying, "Old Man is hungry, make me a bowl of lotus seed soup to rinse my mouth!"
"…"
Zhang Feng was completely dumbfounded.
How rich did he have to be to raise such a prodigal son!
Lotus seed soup to rinse your mouth?
Even if there was, Lao Tzu would not make it for you at this time!
"Old Master, you have to let me open the floodgates first! I can't hold it in anymore! "
"…"
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