What could Zhang Feng say?
What could he say when he looked at the three pairs of eyes that were rolling around in front of him?
Anything he said now would be an excuse.
He could only grit his teeth and look at them as if he was going to die for justice. "Brothers, let's drink!"
When the three of them saw this, they were overjoyed!
They didn't even eat the dishes. Their eyes were wide open, and Zhangsun Chong was even counting with his fingers!
Don't ask why.
They were all waiting for Zhang Feng to lie down!
Zhang Feng couldn't drink. This was something they all knew. Every time they came to drink, getting Zhang Feng drunk was a basic action.
If it wasn't Zhang Feng who got drunk that time, but one of them got drunk instead, it would be embarrassing if word got out!
All of them had been drinking since young, so they were all veterans in the field of wine.
"Dong —!"
"Pa —!"
The first sound.
That was the sound of Zhang Feng falling on the table.
The second sound was the sound of the wine jar falling to the ground.
"Feng Zi?"
"Hey! Feng Zi, wake up. Your wife is here! "
"Feng Zi? Brother Zhang Feng? "
The three of them shook Zhang Feng tentatively. Seeing that Zhang Feng was drunk like a pig, they revealed a deep sense of ecstasy.
"Done!"
"Tie Niu, carry Feng Zi to the bed. Chong Zi, go take that so-called tricycle out. I want to personally try this treasure!"
"Yes!"
How could the two of them sit still?
If it was something that Zhang Feng treasured so much, then it must be a real treasure!
Since he didn't want to ride it?
Fine.
Lao Tzu will get you drunk.
If you get drunk, won't what's yours be ours?
Hehe!
The few of them quickly threw Zhang Feng on the bed. Cheng Chumo even smacked Zhang Feng's butt and said, "Feng Zi! That tricycle of yours, we brothers will help you try it first! "
As they spoke, the three of them ordered their subordinates to squat in front of the door and guard it. Then, the three of them pushed the cart and slipped away.
As soon as he left Tong Hui Fang, Li Chengqian began to worry.
The three of them squatted on the ground, looked at the tricycle and asked, "Bug, do you still remember how Feng Zi rode it?"
"I seem to remember that Feng Zi used his foot to step on this pedal, and then the car moved?"
"Chu Mo, you're the strongest here. Why don't you try?"
"Why me? You do it! "
Cheng Chumo's eyes widened as he stared at this magical thing. He didn't know what to do.
"Alright, if Lao Tzu wants to come, Lao Tzu will come!"
Zhangsun also got excited and spat into my palm. Then, according to his memory of Zhang Feng, he sat on the tricycle and placed his foot on the pedals. But no matter what he did, the tricycle wouldn't move.
This time, a few hundred people were offended.
"Chu Mo, you motherf * cker, push Lao Tzu!"
"Is this thing broken? Why isn't it moving? "
"Let me try."
Cheng Chumo carried Zhangsun and fiercely slapped his butt.
Zhangsun grimaced in pain.
"F * ck, you motherf * cker, Lao Tzu asked you to push, not slap! Do you think Lao Tzu is a horse? "
"Oh, oh, oh!"
Cheng Chumo shrunk his neck and hurriedly pushed the back of the tricycle forward with all his might. Needless to say, this thing really moved!
This scene involuntarily caused the three of them to jump up and down in excitement like children.
Li Chengqian was also excited.
"Bug, quickly step on it!"
"Yes, quickly step on it. The faster you step on it, the faster it moves!"
"Wait, you two wait, help me up, I want to sit on it and experience it!"
"Wait!"
"Motherf * cker, I asked you two to stop!"
Seeing that he couldn't catch up with Cheng Chumo and Zhangsun, Li Chengqian became angry and directly shouted.
Hearing this, the two of them awkwardly turned a corner on the street and stopped next to Li Chengqian.
"Sir, please get on the car!"
Only then did Li Chengqian put on an act of flinging his clothes and sitting in the carriage with a big prick.
One person rode, one person pushed, and one person sat.
And it was such a strange thing.
And it was actually the two devil kings of Chang 'an who came in person. This …
Was this crazy?
The people who were catching locusts in Chang 'an City, as well as those rich people, were dumbfounded.
Looking at the strange appearance of the three people, everyone was puzzled.
"I say … What's wrong with Devil Chen?"
"Is he drunk?"
"Yes! He must be drunk! Otherwise, damn, this … "
"Shh! Are you crazy? How dare you talk about Devil Chen's ears? Don't you want your legs? "
"F * ck! More importantly, what is that thing they are riding? "
"Have any of you seen it before?"
"I don't know. It's probably something good that the people from the Ministry of Works came up with again …"
The three of them were having fun.
Everywhere they passed, everyone retreated. And those who knew the three of them felt as if they had been struck by lightning.
Especially when they saw the Crown Prince, everyone's eyes were about to pop out.
"Oh my god … This … is the Crown Prince?"
"Lord Sun, I thought I saw wrong. Didn't the Crown Prince go to Mount Longshou to light the beacon? What's going on? "
"I don't know … Forget it, let's report this quickly …"
At this time, Zhangsun, Li Chengqian, and the other two people were also having fun under the influence of alcohol.
Although this thing wasn't as practical as a horse, it wasn't as comfortable as a palanquin, and it required a lot of effort. However, this thing was really cool!
Cheng Chumo looked at Yan Lai Restaurant in front of him, pointed, and shouted angrily, "Target Yan Lai Restaurant, let's go!"
"…"
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