On this matter, all of them admitted defeat.
Previously, they did not recognize that it was alcohol and thought that Wei Shuyu had a high alcohol tolerance. But after knowing that it was alcohol, everyone worshipped Wei Shuyu as a god.
Even the Emperor was shocked.
Such a god. Cheng Chumo and the others were full of admiration for Zhang Feng's arrangement this time.
Think about it, she was fine with alcohol. What about them?
They probably did not even dare to drink.
Looking at Du Gou, this guy only drank a bowl and was drunk for a day. How could they compete?
Cheng Yaojin stroked his beard. Seeing that Du Gou had more or less remembered everything, he stood up.
"Feng Zi! Since this thing has come out, let's go back and tell Lao Li about it. We'll make preparations here. Oh right, don't run around if you have nothing to do. Lao Li is afraid that something will happen to you ~! "
"Also, don't waste your ability!"
After saying that, Cheng Yaojin put down a string of money and left.
He left in a carefree manner.
However, Zhang Feng seriously suspected that this guy was insulting him. But he did not have any evidence.
After finishing the matter here.
Du Gou poured a bowl of alcohol and came to Zhang Feng's side. He said, "Brother Zhang Feng, my admiration for you can be said to be like the rivers and lakes of the sea …"
"If you have something to fart, just say it!"
Zhang Feng looked at Du Gou suspiciously and said directly.
"That …"
Du Gou rubbed his hands and said, "You also saw it. My small body can't withstand such torment … So, I think, I'll just settle this business at the back. Isn't that good enough? Why do I have to go to the battlefield? "
"I'm a scholar. Isn't it inappropriate for me to go to the battlefield?"
"Inappropriate?"
Zhang Feng stared.
"You think I'm joking?"
"From the beginning, I said that if you can't afford to play, then get lost. Who was the one who pestered me to learn something? And last night, who was the one who forced me to drink to the point of death to trick me?"
Zhang Feng remembered everything.
It could also be said that although he was drunk, his mind was clear!
Every single one of them was f * cking good stuff. Each one was worse than the other. If it wasn't for his quick reflexes on a hot night, he might have even revealed his crotch cloth!
Now, he was begging for mercy?
Although Cheng Chumo and Zhangsun Chong did not understand Zhang Feng's intentions, Du Gou did!
This was using official power for personal gain!
However, Zhang Feng's words were so extravagant and awesome that the two idiots were already kicking each other in excitement. Who the hell would know that this was a scheme set up by Zhang Feng?
They were already in the military. As for training?
Could it be that Zhang Feng could play them to death?
But Du Gou was different.
This guy was a bookworm. With Zhang Feng doing this, he would be done for in a matter of minutes!
Thus, he strongly protested that he did not want to go to the military.
But at this moment, the two idiots on each side of Du Gou said, "Brother, do you know what it means to enjoy blessings together?"
"Can't you see that this is a chance Fengzi is giving us? He's combining all the things we're good at. This way, we can be good brothers for life! "
"Tell me, what can you do by staying in your room and playing with those stupid books all day? Why don't you come with us to the military camp? That's a good place to earn military credits! Once you have enough credits, you'll be promoted. Won't that be a matter of minutes? "
"Besides, even Li Gan wants to go. What are you afraid of? Do you think you're more awesome than Brother Gan, Da Bing? "
Du Gou wanted to cry.
He wanted to beat these two idiots to death.
Why did the things he learned on a daily basis not work at this time?
Seeing this, Zhang Feng also started egging him on.
"That's right! Da Bing! You're too weak! Think about it, if it weren't for those soldiers at the border, do you think you could do academic research in peace? "
"Let me tell you another poem."
"Smoke rises in the desert, the sun sets in the Yellow River. Can you see such a scene in Chang 'an?"
"Think about all the poems I mentioned before. Think about it, that scene! Taste it! Taste it carefully! "
"Do you want to be a coward who's been protected since young and hide in your books? Or do you want to personally witness the rise of the Tang Dynasty?"
"Taste it!"
"Taste it carefully!"
"Well, Tie Niu, Chong, let's go. Let's go find a carpenter and let this idiot think about it. At the same time, watch the door!"
All of a sudden, Zhang Feng had completely fooled Du Gou.
At this moment, he was stunned. In the end, he was like a wooden sculpture, stunned.
Zhang Feng happily pulled Cheng Chumo and Zhangsun out of the door.
As soon as they went out, they were startled by the glaring sunlight.
For the first time, Zhang Feng felt that this wasn't too bad!
Life is like a drama!
It's all about acting skills!
"Feng Zi, why are we going to find a carpenter? Fix the door? Why don't we just replace this broken door with a new one? "
Cheng Chumo scratched his head in confusion.
Zhang Feng slapped the back of Cheng Chumo's head and shouted, "Lao Tzu, this door has a grudge with your Chen family! Today, you have to replace it with a sturdy one. If it's broken in the future, I'll blame it on you! "
"Also, when did I say that I'm looking for a carpenter to fix the door?"
？？？
You've already exceeded your reading limit for today. If you want to read more, please log in.
Login
Select text and click 'Report' to let us know about any bad translation.
