Zhang Feng was dumbfounded.
What kind of bullsh * t logic was this?
Wasn't it just the Eighteen Beats of the Hujia? Did she want to marry someone just to break this tune?
What if the other party was an old man who was about eighty or eighty years old, with half his neck in the ground?
Motherf * cker, you still want to marry him?
F * ck.
What the f * ck.
What kind of f * cking rule was this?
Not only that, Zhang Feng thought of a horrible thing.
Was it the rule that Du Gou had mentioned before, the one that all the stubborn people in Chang 'an had to obey? Had he unintentionally broken it?
Zhang Feng felt a little dizzy.
He could not help but think of the real stubborn people in Chang 'an City.
Zhangsun Chong, Cheng Chumo, Wei Shuyu, and the freak Du Gou. These four were the real leaders of the stubborn people in Chang 'an City!
Although these men usually did not show off, they controlled all the stubborn people in Chang 'an City. This …
What the f * ck. Why the f * ck did I come here for nothing?
I'm really here to look for excitement!
Thinking of this, Zhang Feng hurriedly asked, "Brother, is it too late for me to back out now?"
"It's too late. Now that you think about it, I'm here. What does that mean? All the stubborn people in Chang 'an City know about this! "
Seeing that Zhang Feng wanted to run, Du Gou said dejectedly, "Don't even think about running. Now that the door is closed, you can't get out of Chang 'an. Tomorrow morning, if Tieniu and Zhangsun Chong take action, you might still have a whole corpse …"
Chen Tieniu taking action, what good would it do?!
Zhang Feng wanted to cry.
Why the f * ck did I come here for nothing?!
Why did I come here for nothing?
F * ck!
They were all gods of plagues!
He could not even hide from them, but now he had unintentionally offended these men.
Cheng Chumo, Zhangsun Chong, and Wei Shuyu were all lustful men. If they knew about this, then Lao Tzu …
No!
"Da Bing! You're the only one who has nothing to do right now. Brother, I have a favor to ask of you! "
Du Gou rolled his eyes and asked, "What is it?"
"Hurry up and tell Lao Li about this. Tell him to look for Lord Zhangsun immediately! Didn't he have dealings with the Lord Zhangsun? We have to find someone to settle this matter! "
"Alright! That's easy, but … what's the physics you're talking about? I want to see it for myself! "
Zhang Feng was about to agree.
But when the words reached his mouth, he was stunned.
Who would have thought that this guy would be so cunning!
"Alright, you big pancake, you're trying to take advantage of the situation! Fine! Wasn't it just physics? Let me tell you. Go and do the experiment for me first. As long as you can complete this task for me, then what's wrong with Lao Tzu teaching you? "
"What is it?"
Du Gou was also trembling with excitement.
After so much scheming, he finally managed to dig out two types of baos from Zhang Feng!
Zhang Feng didn't waste any more words.
He said, "Don't tell anyone else about this."
"Let me tell you! If you can make a ten kilogram iron and ten kilograms cotton throw down from a hundred feet and make them fall to the ground at the same time, I'll pass it to you! "
"But there's a requirement. On the cotton, other than the rope, you can't tie anything heavier than one kilogram!"
This was aerodynamics, which was also a kind of physics trick. If Du Gou could really crack it, then it meant that he had a talent in physics. What's wrong with giving him some elementary school knowledge?
After all, when the school was established, this grandson would be a ready-made free teacher!
Sure enough.
When Du Gou heard this, he frowned deeply and started counting with his fingers.
Zhang Feng patted him on the shoulder and said lightly, "Don't doubt the authenticity of this thing. What I, Zhang Feng, said, have you ever seen anyone bluffing? This is actually the most basic question in physics. If you can't even solve this, then I'm sorry, you don't deserve to be my, Zhang Feng's, disciple! "
Kid.
This is the punishment for tricking Lao Tzu!
You can slowly crack it!
Zhang Feng looked outside the door. There were groups of patrolling soldiers. He didn't go back. He found an empty bedroom and fell asleep.
But he didn't notice.
Ever since he went downstairs, Jingshu had been watching his every move.
How could she not know Du Gou's real identity?
This little devil was being toyed around by him. Moreover, who was this Old Li that he was talking about?
After hearing Du Gou's alarmist words, he immediately thought of a countermeasure and not just exclaimed in shock. This was out of Jing Shu's expectations.
That Lao Li was Li Chengqian?
Jingshu couldn't understand.
But at this time, she simply leaned on the bed frame and slowly savored the physics that Zhang Feng was talking about.
"Ten kilograms of iron and ten kilograms of cotton at the same time? Interesting, your … future husband! What kind of person are you to this song? "
"Then what is this so-called piano?"
"When can you come and marry me? When can I wear the wedding dress? "
Involuntarily, Jingshu's face showed a touch of sadness again.
The cold moonlight shone through the attic window and onto Jingshu. The reflection fell on the first floor, where Zhang Feng was standing just now.
And Du Gou, like a wooden statue, stood on the first floor of the brothel.
But everything that happened here had already awakened Li Shimin who had fallen asleep long ago …
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