The scorching sun.
Especially the scorching sun in June.
Behind the horizon, he tried his best to spew out the anger that he had been suppressing for an entire night. It was as if he wanted to barbecue the earth like an iron plate.
The palace.
It was quiet.
Every palace maid and eunuch looked as if their buttocks were on fire. They lowered their heads and hurriedly ran for their lives.
Especially the palace maids and eunuchs who were washing the floor in front of Taiji Palace. At this moment, even the slightest sound of footsteps would make them tremble.
"Cough, cough, cough!"
"Cough, cough, cough!"
Wei Shuyu slowly woke up with a hoarse cough. However, his head felt as if it had been kicked by a horse's hoof. At this moment, he really wanted to split his head open and dig out the broken things inside.
"Someone, bring a bowl of water for me!"
Wei Shuyu habitually yelled, but everyone treated it like a fart. No one paid any attention to her.
When Wei Shuyu felt that her hands and feet were trapped, she opened her eyes in a daze.
The familiar plaque of Taiji Palace, the familiar palace maids, but …
Who the hell told Lao Tzu why was Lao Tzu tied to the pillar?
"Hey! Who the hell tied Lao Tzu to the pillar? "
"Hey! Are you f * cking deaf? "
"F * ck!"
After shouting a few times, Wei Shuyu's throat hurt even more.
Seeing that everyone was ignoring him, he finally realized that something was wrong.
What did Lao Tzu do last night?
That's right.
Didn't I accompany His Majesty to the tavern yesterday?
This …
What the hell, why am I here?
Finally, Wei Shuyu panicked.
At this moment.
A playful voice came from behind him.
"Yo! You're awake? "
"Master Wei, it's Master Wei! You're drunk and still want Lao Tzu to serve you. Tsk, tsk! Awesome! "
Zhangsun, dressed in a white robe, slowly chewed a weed in his mouth. He looked at Wei Shuyu and shook his head.
Looking at him, Wei Shuyu really wanted to tear his mouth apart.
But now, he had to admit defeat!
Otherwise, who the hell would know what was going on?
"Zhangsun, what … what's going on?"
"Whoa! Don't you know what's going on? "
Zhangsun moved closer to Wei Shuyu as if he had discovered something interesting.
"How was the wine last night? Even better than the wine in Windward? "
"Wine …"
Right.
Wei Shuyu remembered.
Last night, he had been guarding the drunk Emperor, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, and his father. In the end, he seemed to have found some good wine, and then …
"Gulp —!"
On Wei Shuyu's forehead, large drops of cold sweat could not help but emerge.
With a sobbing tone, he asked, "Master Zhangsun, please stop fooling around. Tell me what's going on. Also, what happened to His Majesty and the others? "
"You only think of His Majesty now?"
"Grandson Wei! You've f * cking caused Lao Tzu so much trouble! "
At this moment, Yuchi Baolin, who was being carried, walked over with his buttocks sticking out in pain. Looking at Wei Shuyu made him angry.
Thirty planks!
Not even a single one.
Damn it, he would not be able to walk for at least half a month!
Damn it, it's all this grandson's fault!
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. Yuchi Baolin pointed at Wei Shuyu and shouted, "Damn it, you can't drink horse piss! When was yesterday? Were you a f * cking servant? A servant drinking! Why did you f * cking hide and drink? Are you f * cking stupid? Why did you call someone back to tell the Empress? "
"Damn it … If it weren't for you, would Lao Tzu have been beaten?"
Yuchi Baolin felt extremely wronged.
He pointed at Wei Shuyu, who was still in a daze, and scolded him.
Wei Shuyu was dumbfounded.
There was only one last sentence left in his mind.
Damn it, it's over. This time, it's all f * cking over!
"Thud thud thud!"
However, at this moment.
A series of clanking sounds rang out. Yuchi Baolin was so frightened that he hurriedly urged the eunuchs carrying him to run away. Zhangsun also picked up his spear from the ground and stood in front of Wei Shuyu with a solemn expression, looking straight ahead. .
"Brother, please restrain your grief. On this day next year, I'll burn paper money for you!"
"By the Empress' decree, I'm bringing this guilty official, Wei Shuyu, for an audience!"
"It's over!"
When Wei Shuyu heard this, his eyes rolled back and he fainted.
Seeing this scene, Zhangsun Chong was stupefied.
Damn it.
Was the wine too strong?
Or was this grandson too good at pretending?
Damn it …
But he did not dare to think too much. The Empress' personal guards were here. How could he dare to fart?
He obediently slipped away after they took Wei Shuyu away.
He did not dare to provoke the Empress at this time, even though she was his aunt …
Because his aunt liked to take revenge on her relatives …
On the other side.
Outside the bedchamber.
Wei Zheng, Fang Xuanling, and Du Ruhui knelt in a row.
They hung their heads and looked at the group of palace maids and eunuchs in a daze.
These were all people who used to be so arrogant!
The sun did not rise from the west today. What was going on? Why were they all kneeling outside the Emperor's bedchamber?
But they did not dare to ask.
They were afraid!
At this moment.
Zhangsun Wuji came out of the Emperor's bedchamber with a strange expression. He squatted on the ground and looked at the four people. He shook his head and sighed.
"The Empress summoned you. Everyone, you're … awesome!"
"…"
You've already exceeded your reading limit for today. If you want to read more, please log in.
Login
Select text and click 'Report' to let us know about any bad translation.
