"Yeah, I dreamt of it too. Not only did he kick me, but he also kept scolding me."
Zhangsun patted his butt. He also felt it deeply.
Du Gou spread his hands, indicating that he didn't know. He wanted to get rid of the suspicion first. Besides, he was also kicked.
"It was Lao Tzu who kicked me just now."
Zhang Feng put his hands on his hips and glared at the crowd. "Motherf * cker, you idiots. Lao Tzu said he was going to sleep for a while. Where did the blanket that covered his body go? Are you trying to rebel? "
Recently, the hot air balloon and the academy had caused him to not have a good night's sleep. Now that he finally had some time, he wanted to sleep for a while and let these guys look after the hot air balloon. They readily agreed, so he didn't care. However, when he woke up, not only were these guys lying beside him, he didn't even know where the hot air balloon had drifted to. How could he not be angry? These fellows were simply incapable of accomplishing anything but good at spoiling things.
"Blanket?"
Du Gou subconsciously looked at the blanket on his body and scratched his head awkwardly. "Feng Zi, we saw that you were too hot just now, so we borrowed it to cover you. Don't be angry."
"Borrowed?"
Zhang Feng opened his mouth wide in disbelief. He instantly had a new understanding of these guys. He fell asleep and took his things. This was called borrowing. Hearing these words, he was instantly furious. He pointed at the three's noses and scolded, "Are you motherf * ckers shameless? Is this called borrowing? This is called stealing. Lao Tzu was sleeping well, but you took away Lao Tzu's blanket. Now you're in the right. Do you believe that Lao Tzu will immediately deflate the hot air balloon? Will he drop all of you to death? "
As he spoke, he held the iron wire and took out a lighter from his waist. He really did look like he was going to deflate the air.
This scared the three of them. They quickly grabbed Zhang Feng's thighs and begged, "Feng 'zi, don't be impulsive. If you let go, we'll all go see the King of Hell."
"Yeah, Feng Zi, isn't it just a blanket? When we get back, I'll compensate you with ten, no, a hundred. I'll give you as many as you want. How about that? "
"Feng Zi, please don't do this. This is one corpse and four lives."
Zhang Feng naturally wouldn't do something like digging his own grave. He only said that to scare the three of them. Now that the three of them had given in, he naturally felt greatly relieved. He deliberately coughed twice and said, "Ahem, you guys are used to being dandy. You actually dared to steal from Lao Tzu. This time, I'll teach you a lesson. If you do it again, Lao Tzu will kill you."
"Definitely not. Feng Zi, don't worry. If it happens again, we'll jump down ourselves."
"Yeah, I won't."
The three of them kept nodding and bowing, as obedient as they could be.
Seeing this, Zhang Feng proudly glanced at everyone before putting away the fire starter in his hand with satisfaction.
"You even gave me a blanket. Are you trying to freeze me to death?"
He glared at Du Gou, his gaze not leaving the blanket in the other's hand.
"Here, here, here."
Du Gou hurriedly handed the blanket over, afraid that the other party would be dissatisfied and prepare to release the gas again. If that happened, they would all be wiped out. After all, he hadn't lived long enough yet.
"That's more like it."
Zhang Feng took the blanket with satisfaction and immediately wrapped it around his body. Instantly, he felt a wave of warmth.
However, Cheng Chumo and the other two felt uncomfortable. The three of them could only curl up together and shiver. There was nothing they could do. The air in the sky blew, forming waves of cold wind that were bone-chilling.
The three of them hugged each other and shivered non-stop. Their lips were turning blue. Just like this, after the time it took for a stick of incense to burn, Zhangsun who was outside couldn't stand it anymore. He said with a trembling voice, "Tie Niu, when you came up, didn't you bring a package? Go and see if there's anything that can keep out the cold. "
"Yeah, I brought something when I came up. How could I forget? Look at my dog head. "
Cheng Chumo suddenly stood up and patted his head. He then went to rummage through the package beside him. After rummaging for a long time, he seemed to have seen something and exclaimed, "Why is this thing in the hot air balloon?"
With this roar, everyone's attention was focused on him.
"What is it?"
Zhang Feng looked at Cheng Chumo with a puzzled face.
"Come and see for yourself."
Cheng Chumo pulled at the package, as if unwilling to say more.
"Trying to be mysterious."
Zhang Feng secretly spat. He frowned and walked towards the package. When he glanced at it, he felt unwell. The package was filled with gunpowder. He roughly estimated that there were 10 stones. One stone was equivalent to 120 kilograms. That would be 1200 kilograms of gunpowder. He subconsciously exclaimed, "Gunpowder? Why is there so much gunpowder in the package? "
He remembered that when he went up the hot air balloon, he didn't bring any gunpowder. Why was there this thing now? If it was other things, it would be fine. However, gunpowder was very dangerous, especially in the sky. If there was any danger, there would be no way out. Moreover, there was a lot of gunpowder. If they weren't careful, everyone could be smashed to pieces.
"I don't know either."
Cheng Chumo pulled a long face, expressing his innocence. Of course, he knew the pros and cons of this, but if it wasn't him, he would definitely not admit it.
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